Happy Life [Rebirth]
Chapter 93 Philosophy
When the class bell rang at [-] o'clock, the teacher who had been concentrating on the mobile phone stood up on the podium. She looked around the stage for a week and smiled at us youngsters.
At that time, I felt that the teacher's smile was so lazy, and I felt that she was different from the teachers I met before.It was a kind of temperament that didn't look like a teacher. The teacher had already picked up a chalk and wrote a few words on the blackboard.
"Jiang Shaoning." The female teacher tapped on the blackboard. She looked at us and began to introduce herself, "I teach Chinese, and I will be the Chinese teacher and head teacher of the first class. If there is no accident, I will take you all the way to graduation."
Jiang Shaoning said again: "I have a bad temper, and I know that you in high school have bad tempers too, so I hope everyone will give in, but I have a bad temper because every time I face you guys and make trouble No, you're bad tempered just because you're incompetent and stupid."
There was a subtle silence under the podium, and Jiang Shaoning said: "People lose their temper usually because they are powerless, so I hope everyone will be a person who doesn't talk about strategizing but at least has a sense of proportion in the future. Lose your temper less."
Jiang Shaoning turned his head: "Don't cause trouble."
A thin and tall girl at the door: "Report."
"What time is it?" Jiang Shaoning frowned, and then said lazily, "Your hair is unqualified, no one is allowed to dye your hair."
When I saw the door, the eyes of the whole class also fell on the girl at the door. She had long hair scattered behind her back, shorts and a loose shirt, and the front of the shirt was tied in the shorts. A very long necklace hung around her neck and hung on her chest.I saw that it was the guitar girl. Apart from this outfit, her long hair with silver-white highlights was really eye-catching everywhere.
The guitar girl said: "Teacher, I have less gray hair."
Jiang Shaoning: "Do you think I'm stupid?"
The guitar girl shrugged, and there was a burst of laughter in the class.Jiang Shaoning said: "Take ignorance as your personality and disrespect as your personality. It's not the elite but the clown who grandstand. The louder the laughter, the more successful the clown's performance."
When Jiang Shaoning said this, he looked at the students in the audience with a smile on his face. I looked at the guitar girl, and her expression of indifference dropped. This time, the frowning person was replaced by the guitar girl.I found that Jiang Shaoning's eloquence is quite good—or her speech is particularly harmful. I have never seen a teacher or even someone who can open his mouth without hurting others. What's more, it makes sense when he listens suddenly.
But the teacher teaches and educates people, I don't know how Jiang Shaoning teaches, she is the only one who educates people like this.
"Teacher." The guitar girl stood at the door and shouted again. The laughter in the class had died down. The guitar girl looked at Jiang Shaoning, "I'll go dye it after school, okay?"
"Okay." Jiang Shaoning said lazily, "But you can stand there in the first class, dyeing your hair is one thing, and give me a [-]-word review tomorrow. Being late is another thing, standing still A lesson at the door."
Then Jiang Shaoning took a piece of A4 printing paper and said to us: "I'm going to roll the roll now. Regarding the student number on the roster of Class 01, most of the students know what it means. That's right, it's just like the rumors. The student number is Ranked according to your senior high school entrance examination results. Last year, the top scorer in the high school entrance examination went to foreign languages, and this year's top scorer in the high school entrance examination falls in our No. [-] Middle School Class [-], student number [-]."
"But the student number is dead." Jiang Shaoning looked at the audience, "You are alive, I don't want you to be determined to die in that position by your student number."
"Yang Lu." After Jiang Shaoning finished speaking, leaving no room for the students to think, she quickly began to roll the roll.
I yelled "Here", but Jiang Shaoning said, "Stand up, I want to recognize my servant too."
I had no choice but to stand up and yelled "here" again. The eyes of the whole class were focused on me. The eyes of these young people were not complicated, but they all contained vigorous spirit. Standing there, I felt as if I had become a teacher. A target, everyone in the first class is a ready-to-go archer, all ambitious and want to hit the arrow in the bull's-eye.But there is only one winner, and now I am the one they are going to defeat, and I suddenly feel quite...exciting.
Jiang Shaoning didn't let me sit down immediately, she looked at me and smiled: "Yang Lu, you take the time to write a speech today, the opening ceremony the day after tomorrow and you and—" Jiang Shaoning lowered his head, "Jon and Li Moxun are outstanding students The representative came to the stage to speak."
At that time, the students in half of the class were silent for a moment. I couldn't help but look at the guitar girl standing at the door——Jon. What are you thinking about.
Jiang Shaoning said to me with a loving face: "Sit down." Then she continued to roll the roll with this kindness: "Jon."
"arrive."
Jiang Shaoning looked around the class, then slowly turned his head to look at the late girl with dyed hair, with a slow expression of eating a fly: "Jon?"
Jon raised his head and grinned: "Here!"
Jiang Shaoning said: "It can be seen that quality and academic performance are sometimes not linked."
Jon: "What do you mean?"
"Literally." Jiang Shaoning said, "Li Moxun."
Li Moxun stood up, and happily replied to Jiang Shaoning with a gentle and fat face: "Yes."
I just found out that Li Moxun, the boss of our dormitory, is a big fat guy who is the third in the class. I don't want to judge people by their appearance, but I do rarely see smart fat people.
This day at noon when I got the books, I had to take them away for the classroom cleaning. Li Moxun, a big fat man, just started carrying a stack of books and exercise books like no one else, and when he got to the bottom of the dormitory, he was so tired that he held his knees and couldn't breathe.
Because Zhang Mingchen and I were young, Li Xun didn't let the two of us help. He, Gu Tingsheng and Zhang Yueyang shared the burden of helping Li Moxun move the books up. It was only on the second floor, so it wasn't too much trouble.
Li Moxun was very grateful for this, he took off his clothes first when he entered the dormitory, and wiped his sweat with a towel in the remaining underwear.
Zhang Mingchen went to pat his big belly and said it felt really good, Li Moxun smiled with a good temper.
Sitting under the electric fan, Li Moxun told us why he didn't start high school until he was 17. When he said it, his face was sombre. We all thought that he was suffering from some kind of illness, and the fat was also due to the illness.
As a result, Li Moxun said that his grades were very good before, and besides that, he especially liked reading, he read all kinds of books, and the more books he read, the more he thought about it.He also likes to eat while reading, potato chips, cola and various pastries and snacks. He has read books for a year and his mind is broken.Li Moxun also said that besides being fat, he always thinks about what people live for.
"I think a person's life is too short, just a lifetime, and nothing will be left after death, so I can't figure it out."
Li Moxun took the exercise book and fanned it vigorously.
Zhang Yueyang looked at him strangely and asked, "Is there anything you don't understand?"
"Everyone is mortal." Li Moxun said, "So what is the purpose of living?"
Everyone: "..."
Li Xun: "You are too philosophical, what is there to think about this thing, but I feel so cold when you say it, it sounds scary."
"When I thought about this level, I was so scared that I couldn't sleep all night." Li Moxun said, "I just couldn't figure it out, and I also felt that being alive was too precious, so I had to think about how to live well. After much deliberation, In short, I don't think it's worth spending more than ten years of my life on taking exams, it's too unworthy, so I don't want to go to school."
"...Your parents let it go?" Zhang Mingchen asked incredulously.
"No, but I just don't want to go to school. I don't want to go to life or death. I even hired a psychiatrist. I talked with the doctor about life and death for most of the day. I talked about my thinking so I am. If I don't think and die, the doctor I turned around and told my parents that I was sick, that I was depressed because of too much study pressure.”
Li Moxun said with a smile on his face, "I'm a fucking psychiatrist, just to make money."
Zhang Mingchen withdrew his hand silently, and looked at Li Moxun cautiously: "Then are you depressed?"
"No, no, Lao Li just has some crazy thoughts, but he is definitely not depressed. It's just that you can't read too many books." Li Moxun looked at us seriously, "If you read too much and think too much, it's easy to go crazy. I just thought too much, one fell on the track and the other committed suicide.”
We were covered in cold sweat in the summer, and we all felt that Li Moxun might be the most unusual person in dormitory 203.I feel that I am not ordinary. After living two lifetimes, Gu Tingsheng is not ordinary, he has bipolar disorder, and Zhang Yueyang is not ordinary.But compared to Li Moxun, Boss Li, we are still ordinary people, Gu Tingsheng is just a mental illness among ordinary people, Li Moxun is different, he has already escaped from the category of ordinary people.He is a philosopher.
This is what Li Moxun’s former classmate told us in the second year of high school. In Li Moxun’s later career, the first thing that people knew that he was different from ordinary people was the opening ceremony.
I honestly followed the speech scripts that I had pieced together from the Internet, and read the scripts whose core idea is to study hard and make progress every day.
Jon's hair had been dyed back to black when she went up, but it still caused a little commotion. Many freshmen in the first year of high school whispered her name, and many people said "it's Jon". I thought that Jon didn't need to say anything. , She has her own halo when she goes there.
Jon's presentation was particularly brief.
She stood on the podium and said: "I am Jon from Class One, Senior One, and the theme of my speech is that learning is very important. After all, as a student, we can only shut up the mouths of adults if our academic performance is good enough. One point, so be sure to study hard. My speech is over."
Jon bowed and stepped down.
The audience was silent for a while, we stood in the first row, I saw Jiang Shaoning opened her eyes wide and covered her mouth and smiled, I always thought she looked down on Jon, but now that I think about it, Teacher Jiang is not a normal person Thought to try to figure out.
At first I thought that Jon was the most popular today, and there was no other family. Later, when Li Moxun came to the stage, the first year of senior high school was very quiet, but someone from the second year of senior high school shouted, "Damn it, Li Moxun has come to school!".
And today, in our dormitory 203, Li Moxun overwhelmed Jon's limelight, which caused a class of students with good academic performance to be rumored to be freaks in the next three years.
When Li Moxun came on stage, he kept panting because he was fat, but fat people and fat people are also different. They all say that each other comes from the heart, so Li Moxun must be a kind-hearted fat person.
He stepped onto the stage and shook the crumpled speech in his hands. At the beginning, he said that no one would have thought that his subsequent speech would be so "philosophical".
Li Moxun's opening speech was: "Dear teacher, dear classmates, good morning everyone, on this sunny day today, we ushered in a new day and the official start of school."
At that time, I was taken aback, I turned my head, Gu Tingsheng lowered his head slightly, and I faced him face to face, Gu Tingsheng said: "Did you copy directly from the first search result?"
"I haven't." I have a feeling in my heart right now, it's the first time in my two lives that I feel that Ri Nima, Li Moxun and I are obviously looking for the same speech.
"I specifically turned to the second page, combining three articles into one." I whispered to Gu Tingsheng.
Gu Tingsheng looked at me: "It might be different later on."
Later I found out that Li Moxun secretly copied the first paragraph of my written speech, no wonder it was exactly the same.
But at that time Li Moxun finished the first paragraph on the stage, and someone in the audience found that his manuscript had collided with me, and the whispers and laughter became more and more dense. At this time, Li Moxun stopped, and he put away his words. Looking at the crumpled manuscript, the audience fell silent when he fell silent.
At this time, Li Moxun took a deep breath in front of the three grades of No. [-] Middle School and Senior High School.
Li Moxun: "Forget it, I copied this manuscript from the Internet."
After he finished speaking, I once again thought about Li Moxun of Ri Nima, everyone around looked at me, Jiang Shaoning also looked at me, Gu Tingsheng also looked at me, I looked at him, and shouted: "...Brother."
Gu Tingsheng shook his shoulders, and he said, "Next time, you should write honestly by yourself."
"No more." Gu Tingsheng said, "Brother can help you write."
Li Moxun continued on the podium: "This manuscript is very boring. Although Lao Li's grades are not as good as the previous two students, he still stands out in the first year of high school, No.3. But my opinion is very different from the previous two students. Similarly, Lao Li also thinks that we must study hard, which is the foundation of our being human, but on top of the foundation, people cannot always be so superficial."
When he said this, the audience was already in an uproar, but soon everyone was more interested in what he had to say. The students who were dozing off and absent-minded were all like chicken blood, probably from the establishment of No. [-] Middle School to the present. , there are very few outstanding student representatives like Li Moxun, and the very few are not necessarily treasures, they are more likely to be the best or weird ones.
Li Moxun: "This is not superficial. It means that we should set aside a period of time every day, one hour, half an hour, or one afternoon and one morning. What are we doing with the time--meditation. This meditation is not for you Empty is to let you think, what to think about—think about why we are alive. Lao Li has been empty for a year, and finally came to a conclusion that only when we are thinking can we prove that we are alive.”
I don't know when Jon will come back - she was also very eye-catching at first, but now Li Moxun is even more eye-catching, no one cares about her all the way back.
Jon stood beside me, and she said, "Damn you, I never think about why I live, and I never lived together?"
Me: "..." I remember that I went to No. [-] Middle School in my previous life, and I didn't have so many strange-looking classmates.
Li Moxun was still on the stage, and his tone was excited: "Everyone started to go to the first grade of primary school at the age of seven, and now they have been studying for nine years in the first grade of high school. If you add kindergarten, it will be 12 years. But is it interesting to go to school? Touch Conscience said, what's the point of doing papers and listening to the teacher talk about things that can be learned by self-study. This is obviously very boring!"
When Li Moxun talked about this, I saw that Jiang Shaoning was already laughing, and a middle-aged man with a serious face - the dean of No. [-] Middle School was already walking towards the backstage quickly.
Li Moxun: "So Lao Li took a break from school for a year in the third year of junior high school. He didn't do anything else in that year. He just thought about how to live his life well. That year, Lao Li's grades were average in the class. He didn't think in vain this year. Come back again. Ranked third in the city in the senior high school entrance examination, Lao Li suggested that everyone learn from Lao Li—Hi! Teacher, I haven’t finished my speech yet—”
On the podium, Li Moxun was dragged back by the arm of the dean. Li Moxun did not forget to hold the microphone. He was fat, and the dean could not drag him for a while. Several male teachers began to turn up on the stage, and five men drove him Let's go, Li Moxun held the microphone like a torch handed down from generation to generation, he shouted hoarsely like a revolutionary martyr: "Think! Think! Never follow the crowd, thinking about yourself is the only thing that proves your existence !"
The philosopher Li Moxun kicked off his seemingly vigorous high school career with his opening speech like a strong man. On the first day of school, the outstanding student representative Li Moxun was recorded as a major demerit. According to school regulations, during this period he If you remember one more, you can be expelled from school.
Li Moxun had such a big limelight that day, everyone forgot that "boys love Jon", and discussed the "pseudo-philosopher" Li Moxun.
Li Moxun, a sophomore in high school, was exposed by his former classmate.
In the dormitory that night Li Moxun hugged the watermelon and ate it, Li Xun took Gu Tingsheng to play basketball, I sat on the bed and wrote on my laptop, Zhang Yueyang went to follow Jon’s footsteps, Zhang Mingchen asked Li Moxun : "Boss, did you study hard at home when you were out of school, or you would have taken aphrodisiacs, and your grades would be like bungee jumping, ranking third in the city!"
"The year I was at home." Li Moxun spat out watermelon seeds, "My parents were always worried that I couldn't think about it. The quack doctor said I was depressed. My parents were worried that I would commit suicide. They always touched my head and said that my parents I love you, obviously you want to live bravely."
Zhang Mingchen: "Obviously... who is it?"
"I used to be named Li Yingming." Li Moxun said.
Zhang Mingchen: "Who came up with the name, it's too inappropriate!"
"My dad started it." Li Moxun said.
Zhang Mingchen: "...Dad is doing well! It's wonderful! It's croaking!"
At that time, I felt that the teacher's smile was so lazy, and I felt that she was different from the teachers I met before.It was a kind of temperament that didn't look like a teacher. The teacher had already picked up a chalk and wrote a few words on the blackboard.
"Jiang Shaoning." The female teacher tapped on the blackboard. She looked at us and began to introduce herself, "I teach Chinese, and I will be the Chinese teacher and head teacher of the first class. If there is no accident, I will take you all the way to graduation."
Jiang Shaoning said again: "I have a bad temper, and I know that you in high school have bad tempers too, so I hope everyone will give in, but I have a bad temper because every time I face you guys and make trouble No, you're bad tempered just because you're incompetent and stupid."
There was a subtle silence under the podium, and Jiang Shaoning said: "People lose their temper usually because they are powerless, so I hope everyone will be a person who doesn't talk about strategizing but at least has a sense of proportion in the future. Lose your temper less."
Jiang Shaoning turned his head: "Don't cause trouble."
A thin and tall girl at the door: "Report."
"What time is it?" Jiang Shaoning frowned, and then said lazily, "Your hair is unqualified, no one is allowed to dye your hair."
When I saw the door, the eyes of the whole class also fell on the girl at the door. She had long hair scattered behind her back, shorts and a loose shirt, and the front of the shirt was tied in the shorts. A very long necklace hung around her neck and hung on her chest.I saw that it was the guitar girl. Apart from this outfit, her long hair with silver-white highlights was really eye-catching everywhere.
The guitar girl said: "Teacher, I have less gray hair."
Jiang Shaoning: "Do you think I'm stupid?"
The guitar girl shrugged, and there was a burst of laughter in the class.Jiang Shaoning said: "Take ignorance as your personality and disrespect as your personality. It's not the elite but the clown who grandstand. The louder the laughter, the more successful the clown's performance."
When Jiang Shaoning said this, he looked at the students in the audience with a smile on his face. I looked at the guitar girl, and her expression of indifference dropped. This time, the frowning person was replaced by the guitar girl.I found that Jiang Shaoning's eloquence is quite good—or her speech is particularly harmful. I have never seen a teacher or even someone who can open his mouth without hurting others. What's more, it makes sense when he listens suddenly.
But the teacher teaches and educates people, I don't know how Jiang Shaoning teaches, she is the only one who educates people like this.
"Teacher." The guitar girl stood at the door and shouted again. The laughter in the class had died down. The guitar girl looked at Jiang Shaoning, "I'll go dye it after school, okay?"
"Okay." Jiang Shaoning said lazily, "But you can stand there in the first class, dyeing your hair is one thing, and give me a [-]-word review tomorrow. Being late is another thing, standing still A lesson at the door."
Then Jiang Shaoning took a piece of A4 printing paper and said to us: "I'm going to roll the roll now. Regarding the student number on the roster of Class 01, most of the students know what it means. That's right, it's just like the rumors. The student number is Ranked according to your senior high school entrance examination results. Last year, the top scorer in the high school entrance examination went to foreign languages, and this year's top scorer in the high school entrance examination falls in our No. [-] Middle School Class [-], student number [-]."
"But the student number is dead." Jiang Shaoning looked at the audience, "You are alive, I don't want you to be determined to die in that position by your student number."
"Yang Lu." After Jiang Shaoning finished speaking, leaving no room for the students to think, she quickly began to roll the roll.
I yelled "Here", but Jiang Shaoning said, "Stand up, I want to recognize my servant too."
I had no choice but to stand up and yelled "here" again. The eyes of the whole class were focused on me. The eyes of these young people were not complicated, but they all contained vigorous spirit. Standing there, I felt as if I had become a teacher. A target, everyone in the first class is a ready-to-go archer, all ambitious and want to hit the arrow in the bull's-eye.But there is only one winner, and now I am the one they are going to defeat, and I suddenly feel quite...exciting.
Jiang Shaoning didn't let me sit down immediately, she looked at me and smiled: "Yang Lu, you take the time to write a speech today, the opening ceremony the day after tomorrow and you and—" Jiang Shaoning lowered his head, "Jon and Li Moxun are outstanding students The representative came to the stage to speak."
At that time, the students in half of the class were silent for a moment. I couldn't help but look at the guitar girl standing at the door——Jon. What are you thinking about.
Jiang Shaoning said to me with a loving face: "Sit down." Then she continued to roll the roll with this kindness: "Jon."
"arrive."
Jiang Shaoning looked around the class, then slowly turned his head to look at the late girl with dyed hair, with a slow expression of eating a fly: "Jon?"
Jon raised his head and grinned: "Here!"
Jiang Shaoning said: "It can be seen that quality and academic performance are sometimes not linked."
Jon: "What do you mean?"
"Literally." Jiang Shaoning said, "Li Moxun."
Li Moxun stood up, and happily replied to Jiang Shaoning with a gentle and fat face: "Yes."
I just found out that Li Moxun, the boss of our dormitory, is a big fat guy who is the third in the class. I don't want to judge people by their appearance, but I do rarely see smart fat people.
This day at noon when I got the books, I had to take them away for the classroom cleaning. Li Moxun, a big fat man, just started carrying a stack of books and exercise books like no one else, and when he got to the bottom of the dormitory, he was so tired that he held his knees and couldn't breathe.
Because Zhang Mingchen and I were young, Li Xun didn't let the two of us help. He, Gu Tingsheng and Zhang Yueyang shared the burden of helping Li Moxun move the books up. It was only on the second floor, so it wasn't too much trouble.
Li Moxun was very grateful for this, he took off his clothes first when he entered the dormitory, and wiped his sweat with a towel in the remaining underwear.
Zhang Mingchen went to pat his big belly and said it felt really good, Li Moxun smiled with a good temper.
Sitting under the electric fan, Li Moxun told us why he didn't start high school until he was 17. When he said it, his face was sombre. We all thought that he was suffering from some kind of illness, and the fat was also due to the illness.
As a result, Li Moxun said that his grades were very good before, and besides that, he especially liked reading, he read all kinds of books, and the more books he read, the more he thought about it.He also likes to eat while reading, potato chips, cola and various pastries and snacks. He has read books for a year and his mind is broken.Li Moxun also said that besides being fat, he always thinks about what people live for.
"I think a person's life is too short, just a lifetime, and nothing will be left after death, so I can't figure it out."
Li Moxun took the exercise book and fanned it vigorously.
Zhang Yueyang looked at him strangely and asked, "Is there anything you don't understand?"
"Everyone is mortal." Li Moxun said, "So what is the purpose of living?"
Everyone: "..."
Li Xun: "You are too philosophical, what is there to think about this thing, but I feel so cold when you say it, it sounds scary."
"When I thought about this level, I was so scared that I couldn't sleep all night." Li Moxun said, "I just couldn't figure it out, and I also felt that being alive was too precious, so I had to think about how to live well. After much deliberation, In short, I don't think it's worth spending more than ten years of my life on taking exams, it's too unworthy, so I don't want to go to school."
"...Your parents let it go?" Zhang Mingchen asked incredulously.
"No, but I just don't want to go to school. I don't want to go to life or death. I even hired a psychiatrist. I talked with the doctor about life and death for most of the day. I talked about my thinking so I am. If I don't think and die, the doctor I turned around and told my parents that I was sick, that I was depressed because of too much study pressure.”
Li Moxun said with a smile on his face, "I'm a fucking psychiatrist, just to make money."
Zhang Mingchen withdrew his hand silently, and looked at Li Moxun cautiously: "Then are you depressed?"
"No, no, Lao Li just has some crazy thoughts, but he is definitely not depressed. It's just that you can't read too many books." Li Moxun looked at us seriously, "If you read too much and think too much, it's easy to go crazy. I just thought too much, one fell on the track and the other committed suicide.”
We were covered in cold sweat in the summer, and we all felt that Li Moxun might be the most unusual person in dormitory 203.I feel that I am not ordinary. After living two lifetimes, Gu Tingsheng is not ordinary, he has bipolar disorder, and Zhang Yueyang is not ordinary.But compared to Li Moxun, Boss Li, we are still ordinary people, Gu Tingsheng is just a mental illness among ordinary people, Li Moxun is different, he has already escaped from the category of ordinary people.He is a philosopher.
This is what Li Moxun’s former classmate told us in the second year of high school. In Li Moxun’s later career, the first thing that people knew that he was different from ordinary people was the opening ceremony.
I honestly followed the speech scripts that I had pieced together from the Internet, and read the scripts whose core idea is to study hard and make progress every day.
Jon's hair had been dyed back to black when she went up, but it still caused a little commotion. Many freshmen in the first year of high school whispered her name, and many people said "it's Jon". I thought that Jon didn't need to say anything. , She has her own halo when she goes there.
Jon's presentation was particularly brief.
She stood on the podium and said: "I am Jon from Class One, Senior One, and the theme of my speech is that learning is very important. After all, as a student, we can only shut up the mouths of adults if our academic performance is good enough. One point, so be sure to study hard. My speech is over."
Jon bowed and stepped down.
The audience was silent for a while, we stood in the first row, I saw Jiang Shaoning opened her eyes wide and covered her mouth and smiled, I always thought she looked down on Jon, but now that I think about it, Teacher Jiang is not a normal person Thought to try to figure out.
At first I thought that Jon was the most popular today, and there was no other family. Later, when Li Moxun came to the stage, the first year of senior high school was very quiet, but someone from the second year of senior high school shouted, "Damn it, Li Moxun has come to school!".
And today, in our dormitory 203, Li Moxun overwhelmed Jon's limelight, which caused a class of students with good academic performance to be rumored to be freaks in the next three years.
When Li Moxun came on stage, he kept panting because he was fat, but fat people and fat people are also different. They all say that each other comes from the heart, so Li Moxun must be a kind-hearted fat person.
He stepped onto the stage and shook the crumpled speech in his hands. At the beginning, he said that no one would have thought that his subsequent speech would be so "philosophical".
Li Moxun's opening speech was: "Dear teacher, dear classmates, good morning everyone, on this sunny day today, we ushered in a new day and the official start of school."
At that time, I was taken aback, I turned my head, Gu Tingsheng lowered his head slightly, and I faced him face to face, Gu Tingsheng said: "Did you copy directly from the first search result?"
"I haven't." I have a feeling in my heart right now, it's the first time in my two lives that I feel that Ri Nima, Li Moxun and I are obviously looking for the same speech.
"I specifically turned to the second page, combining three articles into one." I whispered to Gu Tingsheng.
Gu Tingsheng looked at me: "It might be different later on."
Later I found out that Li Moxun secretly copied the first paragraph of my written speech, no wonder it was exactly the same.
But at that time Li Moxun finished the first paragraph on the stage, and someone in the audience found that his manuscript had collided with me, and the whispers and laughter became more and more dense. At this time, Li Moxun stopped, and he put away his words. Looking at the crumpled manuscript, the audience fell silent when he fell silent.
At this time, Li Moxun took a deep breath in front of the three grades of No. [-] Middle School and Senior High School.
Li Moxun: "Forget it, I copied this manuscript from the Internet."
After he finished speaking, I once again thought about Li Moxun of Ri Nima, everyone around looked at me, Jiang Shaoning also looked at me, Gu Tingsheng also looked at me, I looked at him, and shouted: "...Brother."
Gu Tingsheng shook his shoulders, and he said, "Next time, you should write honestly by yourself."
"No more." Gu Tingsheng said, "Brother can help you write."
Li Moxun continued on the podium: "This manuscript is very boring. Although Lao Li's grades are not as good as the previous two students, he still stands out in the first year of high school, No.3. But my opinion is very different from the previous two students. Similarly, Lao Li also thinks that we must study hard, which is the foundation of our being human, but on top of the foundation, people cannot always be so superficial."
When he said this, the audience was already in an uproar, but soon everyone was more interested in what he had to say. The students who were dozing off and absent-minded were all like chicken blood, probably from the establishment of No. [-] Middle School to the present. , there are very few outstanding student representatives like Li Moxun, and the very few are not necessarily treasures, they are more likely to be the best or weird ones.
Li Moxun: "This is not superficial. It means that we should set aside a period of time every day, one hour, half an hour, or one afternoon and one morning. What are we doing with the time--meditation. This meditation is not for you Empty is to let you think, what to think about—think about why we are alive. Lao Li has been empty for a year, and finally came to a conclusion that only when we are thinking can we prove that we are alive.”
I don't know when Jon will come back - she was also very eye-catching at first, but now Li Moxun is even more eye-catching, no one cares about her all the way back.
Jon stood beside me, and she said, "Damn you, I never think about why I live, and I never lived together?"
Me: "..." I remember that I went to No. [-] Middle School in my previous life, and I didn't have so many strange-looking classmates.
Li Moxun was still on the stage, and his tone was excited: "Everyone started to go to the first grade of primary school at the age of seven, and now they have been studying for nine years in the first grade of high school. If you add kindergarten, it will be 12 years. But is it interesting to go to school? Touch Conscience said, what's the point of doing papers and listening to the teacher talk about things that can be learned by self-study. This is obviously very boring!"
When Li Moxun talked about this, I saw that Jiang Shaoning was already laughing, and a middle-aged man with a serious face - the dean of No. [-] Middle School was already walking towards the backstage quickly.
Li Moxun: "So Lao Li took a break from school for a year in the third year of junior high school. He didn't do anything else in that year. He just thought about how to live his life well. That year, Lao Li's grades were average in the class. He didn't think in vain this year. Come back again. Ranked third in the city in the senior high school entrance examination, Lao Li suggested that everyone learn from Lao Li—Hi! Teacher, I haven’t finished my speech yet—”
On the podium, Li Moxun was dragged back by the arm of the dean. Li Moxun did not forget to hold the microphone. He was fat, and the dean could not drag him for a while. Several male teachers began to turn up on the stage, and five men drove him Let's go, Li Moxun held the microphone like a torch handed down from generation to generation, he shouted hoarsely like a revolutionary martyr: "Think! Think! Never follow the crowd, thinking about yourself is the only thing that proves your existence !"
The philosopher Li Moxun kicked off his seemingly vigorous high school career with his opening speech like a strong man. On the first day of school, the outstanding student representative Li Moxun was recorded as a major demerit. According to school regulations, during this period he If you remember one more, you can be expelled from school.
Li Moxun had such a big limelight that day, everyone forgot that "boys love Jon", and discussed the "pseudo-philosopher" Li Moxun.
Li Moxun, a sophomore in high school, was exposed by his former classmate.
In the dormitory that night Li Moxun hugged the watermelon and ate it, Li Xun took Gu Tingsheng to play basketball, I sat on the bed and wrote on my laptop, Zhang Yueyang went to follow Jon’s footsteps, Zhang Mingchen asked Li Moxun : "Boss, did you study hard at home when you were out of school, or you would have taken aphrodisiacs, and your grades would be like bungee jumping, ranking third in the city!"
"The year I was at home." Li Moxun spat out watermelon seeds, "My parents were always worried that I couldn't think about it. The quack doctor said I was depressed. My parents were worried that I would commit suicide. They always touched my head and said that my parents I love you, obviously you want to live bravely."
Zhang Mingchen: "Obviously... who is it?"
"I used to be named Li Yingming." Li Moxun said.
Zhang Mingchen: "Who came up with the name, it's too inappropriate!"
"My dad started it." Li Moxun said.
Zhang Mingchen: "...Dad is doing well! It's wonderful! It's croaking!"
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