Crash system [Quick Transmigration]

Song Tianqi, as a good young man with upright roots, didn't show too coquettish when wearing such a revealing gauze dress. There are no buttons on the gauze dress, and the slanted skirt is only below the chest and almost to the waist. A knot can be fastened just right.

I don't know if it's because the brothel is just like this, or if Song Tianqi's treatment as the bottom of the food chain is too bad, no matter how tight his knot is, it won't prevent half of his shoulders from showing flirtatiously all the time, as if his entire aura is exuding The perfect image of 'baby lacks love'.

Song Tianqi sat in front of the blurry copper mirror with several pits on the face that could not be seen clearly. He took the bronze mirror close to him and looked at his own face carefully. The corners of the eyes are painted with light smoke, which is full of temptation. This is the most prominent part of Song Tianqi's new face. According to the urine of ordinary brothels, this kind of young lady should be more popular. Three, six, nine, and the lowest nine.This is unscientific, at least as Song Tianqi, who claims to be the straightest man in the universe, thinks that if this is a girl's face, he must like it very much.

But the truth is, this face is a man's, and it's still his.

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To be honest, although the environment of the 'Manchun Building' is noisy, and the system has not set a time for completing the task, Song Tianqi can completely eat and wait to die, instead of being so positive and striving for eternal progress, but according to his ninth-class status, and The old bustard adheres to the concept of 'never raise idlers', and eats a small bowl of white rice with pickles a day. Song Tianqi feels that based on his previous appetite, within ten days he may not wait for the life value to drop to 0 points to do it himself. Goodbye.

Can he do that? No, he is the one who would bend his waist just for five buckets of rice.It would be worse to let him starve to death than to be ugly, stupid, tortured to death.

So even if the system didn't send out a warning sound to urge him to complete the task, he still has to plan for his future meals.

'Manchun Building' is a three-storey duplex building in red wood style. From the third floor, a mahogany staircase goes straight down to the first floor. It is covered with red ribbons and golden bells, which is extravagant and charming.Song Tianqi made two 'tsk tsk' sounds, the obscenity was too obscene.

As twilight gradually shrouded, a platform was set up on the north side of the center of the lobby, with red silk and satin hanging from the beams on the top floor, and several men performed a charming dance.The body is as enchanting as it is twisted.

The sun is starting to set, and it's time for 'Manchunlou' to open.

It just so happened that Song Tianqi had passed through the system exactly one day.

The young lady who can dance the opening dance at the opening of 'Manchunlou' every day is the top card of 'Manchunlou', not to mention the one standing on the stage leading the dance.

Song Tianqi asked Guinu, the one in the middle is the number one card in the 'Manchun Tower'.

The graceful material, every frown and smile is so beautiful, it seems to be able to captivate people's hearts, Song Tianqi who is standing on the third floor can't help but stare in a daze.

Song Tianqi slowly fell into another state of contemplation, what to do, his current attributes of this sickly Jiao'er are all based on his appearance.This is... really... hard to describe, uncomfortable, and want to cry.

Song Tianqi began to think about this question and the extended questions so focused that he was so focused that he didn't notice the person who suddenly appeared behind him.

The person behind him gritted his teeth, groaned, and kicked Song Tianqi hard. Song Tianqi was startled first, then his butt hurt sharply, and he half-turned to the outside of the fence. Go down and go directly to the underworld to be tortured.

"Damn you, you don't work, right? What do you look at? I gave you food and drinks when I picked you up. You have raised you for so many days in vain, and you haven't paid my mother any money. I'm stunned." What are you doing? Still looking, what are you looking at, I forked out your eyeballs and boiled them, so get out and solicit customers!"

The old bustard scolded the street like a shrew, and scolded him all over his face. Before Song Tianqi woke up from the shock just now, he was dragged to the exhibition stairs on the first floor by the turtle slave called by the old bustard.

Trembling, he was carried to the last of a row of young men.

The display staircase is a decorative staircase leading directly from the lobby on the first floor to the private room on the second floor. The staircase is a series of coquettish red as the "Manchun Building" as the background color, and various golden bells are hung on it.

The young ladies who failed to perform on the stage were divided into two rows and stood on both sides of the stairs one by one, waiting for the favorite guests to choose.

Every young lady has already clearly marked the price, such as the price of chatting with her, the price of warming the bed and so on.

Xiaoguan is divided into three, six, and nine grades, and naturally the prices of each grade are different.

Song Tianqi was standing in the last row, distracted and unfocused. He didn't think too far at first. He didn't come back to himself until a perverted old man stared at him with sly eyebrows and made a creepy smile...

Something happened, something big happened.

Uncle, you should forget about your age. If I touch you, I will have to pay my wife and lose my army. No, no, no.

Song Tianqi gritted his teeth and showed embarrassment, shaking his head to refuse.

Before the rejecting hand could be pushed out, the bustard first kicked him hard from the back, and then, as fast as a Sichuan opera changed his face, he turned to the old man with a playful smile, "Master, you have such a good vision, this one!" The young man is a newcomer to our 'Manchunlou', he looks juicy, and the price is definitely considerable." Then he turned his head to face Song Tianqi with another terrifying face, gritted his teeth and whispered viciously, "Not yet. Grandpa smiled."

Song Tianqi was suddenly frightened by the tigress, and his conditioned reflexes languished, he turned around stiffly, and gave the uncle the stiffest and ugliest apology in history...

The uncle didn't know if he was old, but after seeing Song Tianqi's stiff smile, he nodded in satisfaction, took out the silver in his hand, and handed it to the bustard, "Okay, it's him."

Uncle, if you are old and dim-sighted, don't come out to have fun. If your heart rate jumps too fast and you miss a breath, and you lose your breath all of a sudden, who are you going to pay for it?

In Song Tianqi's heart, thousands of grass-mud horses galloped past without panting.

He can't just roll around and quit. If he is beaten to death and kicked out, he still has to complete a ghost task.

Heaven, earth, old Jade Emperor, what kind of system are you giving me... No matter how cheating you are, it's not such a cheating method.

When Song Tianqi was carried by the uncle and walked towards the second floor, he hadn't recovered yet.The turtle slave who led the way had already led the uncle to the door of his wing room, and then slipped away by himself.

The uncle stood in front of the door waiting for him to open it, but he remained motionless, all because he was still in a brain freeze and was repairing himself.

It's a little embarrassing for the uncle to stand at the door like this. The waiter's service attitude is not good. Could it be possible to open the door and go in?

The young man who was mentioned by the uncle doesn't care about his service attitude, he is fighting in his own mind.Are you really going to lose yourself here today?

Just when the uncle was about to cough to remind the young man to go in, suddenly a breeze passed by, and a faint fragrance of flowers wafted from the tip of his nose.

Some strange sense of familiarity, Song Tianqi actually knew that he was not familiar with this smell, but the system settings made him feel familiar, just like giving him a reminder.

With a 'whoosh', Song Tianqi grabbed the person who suddenly passed by in front of him.

Turning around, he put his most beautiful smile in front of the guest officer, tugged on the passerby's arm, and stuck close to him, as if telling the old man that he knew this person very well, "Master, you Go ahead and rest for a while, and the food and drinks will be brought to you later. My brother is doing odd jobs in 'Manchunlou', and he has a problem here." When he said 'here', he pointed to his own brain Lu shook her head regretfully, everyone could understand that what Song Tianqi said was his brother who was beside him, and his brother had a problem with his mind, "You see, he is so good-looking, but he is a handyman, so he must be flawed in some way. "This passer-by is indeed doing well.

As soon as the uncle smelled the fragrance of flowers, he turned his head to look at the source of the fragrance of cherry blossoms. He is indeed a rare and handsome man, and his appearance is definitely first-class, but he lacks the femininity that the 'Manchun Tower' should have.

"What about his illness, he has to drink medicine regularly, and I have to feed him personally. If he doesn't take this medicine, he will get sick, and he has the problem of biting people, so I want to ask the uncle to wait for me for a while, and I will feed him the medicine. I'll be back in a moment." Song Tianqi said it sincerely, with tears in his eyes from time to time, as if it would overflow at any time.

The uncle is most afraid of making people cry, not to mention, this problem is not what the young man wants his brother to have, it is mostly helpless.Anyway, there are a lot of spring festival moments, and this moment is not bad.

"Go ahead, I'll wait for you." The uncle came here just to have fun, so naturally he wouldn't make a fuss over such a trivial matter.He politely agreed to Song Tianqi to let him accompany his brother for a while, and then went into the wing and waited.

Song Tianqi watched the uncle enter the wing room by himself, and after closing the door, he immediately dragged the unknown man who suddenly appeared and disappeared on the second floor like a wind, and went to the small miscellaneous room in the 'Backyard of Manchun Building'.

Although the condition of the small miscellaneous room is simple, it is simple and clean. Song Tianqi, who has lived in a 300-yuan urban village, can't help feeling that a dilapidated room can be so clean and comfortable.

However, this is not the point, he quickly pushed the unknown NPC to another place. The NPC shook his head and rolled his eyes with a look of complete amnesia, as if he was questioning his life, about the time it would take to eat a box of pudding, and finally healed, and walked out of the small room anxiously, as if there was something urgent.

The Jade Emperor made a boring game full of bugs, which conformed to the main settings of most games. The most important thing is of course the specific NPC settings of the game's main line. The specific NPCs will flash symbols like life bar bars above their heads. Represents the characters who need to complete the specified tasks of the game. They belong to the most elementary characters. They are different from those characters whose behavior trees are more three-dimensional. They are not very intelligent and will not become factors that change the ending. No matter where the plot develops, this All NPCs will complete the tasks assigned by the system without any change.So even if Song Tianqi said a lot of things he didn't understand in front of him and suddenly dragged him to the small room, the NPC would just be in a trance for a while as if nothing happened, restart, and continue to complete the system layout for him. role tasks.

Song Tianqi took advantage of the time he had bought suddenly and began to tap on the system calmly, "The facial paralysis system, let me tell you, accompanying the uncle is not one of my tasks, you have to help me."

System: "The system is under maintenance, and the smart answer is temporarily unavailable. Please use the automatic answer."

Damn, whatareyou doing?

It doesn't matter, I didn't expect this system to kill people anymore, "Do you have any props and powders that can make people have the hallucinations of desire_immortal_desire_death?" Song Tianqi began to make rough gestures with him.But Yao raised his hand in the air, and suddenly remembered that no matter how much he gestured, he couldn't see the system clearly, so he put it back in embarrassment.

System: "No."

"Huh? Don't you give away basic equipment for system games? Nothing?" Song Tianqi really felt that he had to be so stupid to run into such an unscrupulous businessman as the Jade Emperor. What kind of broken game system is this made.

"Yes." The system said without any emotion, the voice is no longer a human voice, but the voice of a robot that replied, it seems that this is really an 'automatic answering method', the system tone just fell, and then there was a 'swoosh' , Song Tianqi had an extra dagger in his palm, "This is a beginner's primary weapon."

Song Tianqi was speechless for a moment, "Basic weapon, you give it to me in this mission? Play with me."

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When Song Tianqi returned to his own room, the wine and dishes ordered by the uncle had already been served. When he saw Song Tianqi open the door and come in, his already happy mood increased a bit.It's also rare to see a young lady like this, and it's worth it to be able to get one at such a price.

"Come and sit here." The uncle patted the soft couch on the right side of him, pointed to the turtle slave who was pouring wine for him, "You go down first."

Song Tianqi pulled the lapel that slid down to his shoulders, walked briskly, and knelt down on the soft couch on the right side of the uncle, "Thank you for your understanding just now, sir, come, let me toast first." Song Tianqi held it He picked up the small wine glass and took a sip.

The movement was light and unrestrained, and the uncle was fascinated by it, but he didn't realize that it was time for him to drink.

When Song Tianqi waved the uncle's wine glass in front of the uncle, the tranced emotion in the uncle's eyes could not be dissipated, "Master, it's your turn."

"Okay, okay, I'll drink." There was no reason not to drink the wine that the beauty brought to her.

So when Song Tianqi handed cup after cup to him, the uncle drank it all without hiding.

When Song Tianqi almost ran out of patience, the old guy finally collapsed, and completely collapsed.

Song Tianqi's 'totally collapsed' means that this guy must be in pieces when he wakes up.Now is the time to test his acting skills.

Really, the shit in the system didn't work at all.It also depends on his actor-like acting skills.

In the early morning of the next day, Song Tianqi quickly got up from the ground under the dark circles under his eyes that had not slept all night, scattered his and his uncle's clothes all over the floor, and then reluctantly clinged to the uncle Pretending to be asleep in his arms.

In fact, he is really sleepy, but he can't really fall asleep. In case, when he falls asleep, he is used to opening his limbs and kicking the uncle directly. When the uncle wakes up, the next scene will not be easy. up.

Damn, he also pretended to be lying in the arms of the local tyrant.

When the sun was high and the 'Manchun Tower' was bustling outside, the uncle finally woke up.

When he saw the beauty in his arms, lying in his arms with an intoxicated face, before he fully woke up, he basically forgot what happened last night.

The hot eyes of the uncle's affectionate gaze made Song Tianqi feel that the uncle had woken up, so he immediately pretended to be woken up, and frowned softly, "Master, are you awake?" The voice was as lazy as when he just woke up. coquettish feeling.

The uncle was taken aback for a while, how could this beauty be so good-looking, "Beauty, we yesterday..."

Before he finished speaking, Song Tianqi was in the uncle's arms, squeezed his small hands and gave him two intimate hammers in the arms of the uncle, "Master, it's necrotic~" The ending sound was so tired that Song Tianqi was in his stomach I was tumbling for a while, wishing I could get up and vomit immediately, but how could the agreed-upon play be interrupted, "Last night, the uncle was so fierce, look at the dark circles under my eyes."

When the uncle heard it, shit, I’m so fierce, look at the tired look on the little beauty’s face, it must be the result of my exhaustion all night, even though I don’t remember the whole story, but the satisfaction of last night should not will be wrong.

The uncle was so happy in his heart, he got up and found the money bag from the scattered clothes on the ground.

"Here, here is your reward"

When Song Tianqi reached out to accept the bounty from the uncle, he really didn't expect that since he escaped the difficulties by himself, he also got the bounty.

I thought silently, I must write a system strategy guide after I escaped, teaching people how to 'save themselves when the system crashes'.