Crash system [Quick Transmigration]

Song Tianqi lay horizontally on the Babu bed, staring blankly at the top of the Babu bed wrapped in rough linen curtains, and sighed.Every time he sighed, he wanted to sigh out his heart, liver, spleen and lungs, and just die.

Just a moment ago, he was still lying in the dilapidated bungalow in an urban village rented for 300 yuan, eating instant noodles that were about to expire in a day, and listening to the ending song of the Japanese anime One Piece.The next moment, he arrived at this consumer place that has been 'humming' on the scene all the time.

Except for the madam and her daughter who just turned one and a half years old, the entire consumer place is full of men.

The characters on both sides of the live action scene of "Hum Ha" are also men.

However, this is not the point. The point is that he is also one of the "customers" in the "Manchun Building" in the attic of this large three-story castle.

That's right, that's the kind of profession that you know, I know, everyone knows, and you can't do it in a society ruled by law.

Song Tianqi felt that if he chose to die, he would be happier.At least he is still qualified to write the word 'dignity'.

When someone else crosses into the system, he's not the cheating male protagonist, but also the cheating villain. What is he, cannon fodder?Don't bring such cannon fodder, right?

Song Tianqi shook his left leg and struggled a few times, as if telling the world that he was still alive, and then said weakly to the system prompt that kept flashing his presence in his mind, "Code name test01, test01, how about you It’s better to kill me. I really can’t do this setting. Although I don’t look good, I still have dignity.”

Test01 Didi's 'robot' stereotyped voice said to him without any emotion, "Yes. After death, your soul will be sent to the eighteenth floor of hell, roasted by flames for 800 years, and then stabbed three times by glaciers. One thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine strokes, and at last he was whipped with a barbed rattan whip for 99 years before he could be reincarnated."

After hearing this, Song Tianqi was overly frightened and jumped up from the bed, his eyes full of horror, "Damn it, I'll be wiped out sooner than later, what the hell did I do before, you guys are going to treat me like this."

"System prompt: In your previous life, you hacked to death the Jade Emperor's first mount, Jade Qilin."

"Damn, if you don't bring something like this, you can still hold grudges until now? Why doesn't he just throw me into hell and spur me for 1 years, and give me some kind of checkpoint system, play with me, right?" Song Tianqi kicked me. The fence beside the bed, I couldn't move my feet hard, and touched my ankle, so I had to shut my mouth immediately because of the pain.

"System prompt: Please pay attention to the wording, otherwise corresponding punishment measures will be given."

"Depend on."

According to him, less than an hour before he came to this world, the beep sounded in his mind for no reason, which probably gave him a general view of the world in this world.

The space he is in is the system space created by the Jade Emperor first, not by the Tianting program group. After all, it is the game environment. The game environment is set according to the planner invited by the Jade Emperor. The first space he is in is The game environment takes this brothel named 'Manchunlou' as the main story line.

As the most cannon fodder character in the main story line of the game, he was set in.In fact, if it’s just a role as cannon fodder, it doesn’t matter. Everyone has their own main line, as long as they don’t conflict with the protagonist, that’s fine. However, this is a cheating system, a system designed to cheat him, so how can it be so simple? .

The system is set only for the benefit of the protagonist. If you interfere with the protagonist’s gold finger and refreshment value while you are completing the mission, Song Tianqi’s life as a game player will be deducted. As the initial player, Song Tianqi has an initial life of 100 points. If the health value drops to 0 or below, the player will be considered dead immediately.

Although Song Tianqi didn't value life and death that much, he didn't want to be tortured so badly after death. He had to know what missions he needed to complete when he came to this first world. "Then what is my first mission?" He is still curious about how the system wants to fix him.

"The oiran who won the 'Manchun Tower'."

"What?" Oiran?Is he joking?right!Absolutely kidding.What the hell is the purpose of this gay mission in Gay?

The background of the first world is set in "Manchun Tower", and the main storyline is how the male protagonist Yang Ke can become a "Manchun Tower" in this "color_qi" brothel, relying only on talent and not on physical body. A typical oiran.

At this time, let Song Tianqi complete the task of 'Oiran', isn't it just to fight for food with the male lead, the male lead's refreshment value is not good enough, he will lose all of it in a flash, isn't he seeking his own death?What's more, he was still fighting with the male protagonist full of golden fingers?

The male lead in this world is really gay to report...

"Are you sure you're not joking?" Song Tianqi almost rolled his eyes directly at the face of the system in his mind.

However, the system has always replied mechanically like a robot, "Once the task is released, there is no doubt about it!"

……hehe

Before the system was triggered, Song Tianqi was a dick who had no father or mother and a poor son.

I don't know what kind of straight man's aesthetics God gave him, which caused him to have a sloppy look full of vicissitudes of life since he was born.

The hair is non-mainstream wavy bangs, and the clothes are the same white shirt that a handsome man can be beautiful in the sky, but he looks ugly when he comes here.

I have no friends, let alone a girlfriend. Those who want to eat swan meat fall in love with the school belle, shamelessly confess to her, but are kicked out by a man from a department and beaten violently.

When I was sitting in the dormitory eating instant noodles at night, the wound was still inflamed and I didn't bandage it.

Song Tianqi complained about this world, his parents abandoned him, teachers and students hated him, and girls avoided him just because he was not good-looking.

He just looks rough, and he never smells bad.He loves bathing and dressing up, but his aesthetics and facial features have gone wrong.

So he prayed to God to give him a perfect appearance to play in the world and live a more chic life.

Unexpectedly, this prayer came true.

When he opened his eyes again, he appeared in the young man's room in the 'Manchun Building', half-covering his lower body with a quilt, with long hair hanging down his back, lying on the bed full of enchantment.

The promised perfect face, I gave it.

Song Tianqi reflected an unclear face through the ancient bronze mirror, but the word perfect was still worthy of it.

It's good-looking, it's really good-looking, but those slender and feminine eyes are a bit tempting, Song Tianqi is not very satisfied, "The system is big, can you please help me change my face, make it more manly."

However, the answer to him was that the system typed a row of '...' in his head, and there was nothing else.

Song Tianqi thought that this 'system' was too difficult to communicate with, so he had to change the subject. After all, good-looking is good-looking, and it's better than the ugly face before. This face is a bit motherly, but it is good-looking after all, "Then, Great, where is my cool system?"

"System prompt: The system is temporarily BUG, ​​please protect your account data. The system will be maintained for 5 days."

"Fuck, what rhythm is this, why did it collapse before it even started?"

Obviously, the system planned to trick him from the beginning to the end.Let’s not talk about the problem of grabbing food with the male protagonist. First of all, as the starting role, Song Tianqi is a bit thankless. No matter how he looks at it, he is an unpopular young man, and he has no capital to be in the male protagonist’s mouth. Grab a meal...

'Manchunlou' is the largest consumption place for men's emotional comfort in the capital, and there are thousands of young men in it.There are all kinds of beauty, and in order to unify the management, the old bustard divides the various young men into three, six, and nine grades according to the profits they get from picking up customers.

From treatment to room allocation, and various decorations in the house, Song Tianqi is at the lowest end of the biological chain.

The lowest level, so that when he walked in front of the old bustard, the old bustard would throw him a look of disdain and contempt, "What are you doing, flirting here, and not picking up customers!"

Song Tianqi has a look of lovelessness, what can I do?I am also very desperate!

When he was washing dishes in a restaurant, the chef aunt told him to be strong!

The thing he has experienced the most in his life is being rejected, what a big deal, he has to be strong!

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