I am also trying hard not to overturn the car today [Comprehensive Sword]

In order to avoid unnecessary trouble, Asakura Asazawa was carefully told by Foxnosuke to wear a mask before going out.

For aunts from all walks of life, the mask can not only increase the fashion value, but also can be used as a disposable armor.

Assessor is a high-paying and high-risk position. In addition to preventing the swordsmen from falling, they must always be prepared to counterattack the retrograde army's surprise attack.

Not all god judges will be masters of swordsmanship or martial arts, but most of them are housekeepers who can stay at home and stay still. In order to protect these intermediate forces, the government of time has launched a series of protective equipment decorate.

As big as a coat, as small as a pair of socks, a pair of underwear may engrave a defensive charm, protecting you from the soles of your feet.

Asakura Asazawa's black and gold fox mask is just the most common style on the market. After all, the flow element of this season is the cloak.

May I ask which teenager in the second year of middle school would not want to wear a fox fur in hot weather, hot and inlaid with gold?

"..."

"Aren't they really afraid to realize the prickly heat?" Xiao Xianyu stood under the big tree in amazement, "Are young people nowadays so strong?"

"...This is fashion."

"Oh." Xiao Xianyu bulged her cheeks, thinking that he was really old.

Where there are human beings, there are comparisons. After dismissing the third aunt who also came up to talk with Tsurumaru, Xiao Xianyu rubbed his eyes. He was a little sleepy, so boring.

Why do these guys come to the door with three sentences that cannot be separated from European blood, and five sentences that must be accompanied by Sanriyue...

It was no different from a class reunion. The only thing that made Xiao Xianyu feel a little bit interested was that a few juniors opened their eyes and talked nonsense there.

The crane ball, which is free to fly, is serving the cut fruit plate and some small snacks, and it is not far from his aunt. This is a different kind of partner, and some aunts are jealous.

Wait... Where did you buy this gentle and considerate crane ball that never made trouble?

Why is their crane ball either playing a prank or jumping on the way to death?

Is it the wrong posture or the wrong time when forging the knife?Please stop by this aunt wearing a fox mask, we want to talk to you about fifty cents.

It was because of this inexplicable reason that Xiao Xianyu, who thought she could get to the end, was reported by an aunt with pink eyes by mistake...

The aunt who was a little nervous when using the reporting hotline for the first time, after he spent more than half an hour successfully registering, sent a report text message with all his efforts, and was about to sell a hot chicken current affairs, hot chicken platform, so I accepted it. To the feedback message.

"Congratulations to the examiner who successfully registered as a candidate for the internal test of the 'Who Is Undercover' APP developed by the Shizhi government without deleting files! Please go to the Personnel Office on the first floor of the Shizhi government within five working days. The Shizhi government is a warm family. , welcome to join~~」

"Congratulations to God Judge 44664 for successfully deciphering 'Who is the undercover agent', the identity of the God Judge codename Demon King has been revealed~~"

Two consecutive prompts successfully made the aunt stare at him, and he didn't react until someone led him to the podium to receive the award.

On the contrary, Xiao Xianyu blinked, retracted her fingers, and waved the remaining spiritual power between her fingers, hiding her achievements and fame.

"Are you back, my lord?"

Just when Asakura Asazawa was about to end the day's stroll with Tsurumaru, a crisp female voice came from behind Asakura Asazawa. It's a pity that this is not an idol drama. As long as someone behind him asks a question, he will turn around politely.

Most of the time, when facing people you don't want to see, keeping a distance of three meters is the basic operation, and more of them are turning a deaf ear, just like now, when the crane ball wave has not come back after flying, I don't want to cause any trouble Xiao Xianyu took out the earphones.

Regardless of the faintly crying joy behind him, he put on the earphones straight away, showing with actions that he didn't want to talk.

The girl is tall and graceful, with decent makeup, raven hair, a well-tailored black kimono with blue fluttering butterflies, high wooden clogs, and a blue oil-paper umbrella. It is somewhat similar to Asazawa.

It's not about the appearance, but the temperament of the whole body.

The girl ran in a hurry, and when she flew to Asakura Asazawa, she was still panting heavily, and with some inexplicable thoughts, she tidied up her somewhat messy hair blown by the wind in a panic, anticipating Ai Ai's arrival In front of Xiao Xianyu, "Finally... see you again."

"..."

"Don't you want to see me?" The girl's eyes were red, with unspeakable resentment and grievance, and finally she laughed at herself, "That's right, it's all because of me... If it wasn't for me..."

"Master Jiaya!" Kaya Qingguang, who finally found the lord, his eyes lit up, quickly grabbed the lord, and apologized again and again, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, my main hall was too stimulated a while ago..."

Xiao Xianyu finally pulled off the earphones, shook her head, "...No, it doesn't matter."

He opened his mouth, but still couldn't hold back, "Can I ask you a question?"

"You say."

"I remember I was wearing earphones." The implication is why you can chat with him normally as if nothing happened.

As a result, the eyes of the other Honmaru's California became a little subtle. He stretched out his hand and pointed to the inner bag of the little fairy fish, "Your earphones should not be plugged in."

The bright silver plug exposed outside the kimono must be a headphone plug no matter how you look at it.

"..."

Unhurriedly returning the plug-in cable to the inner bag, Xiao Xianyu put on the earphones again, "Excuse me, what did you just say?"

"...No, it's nothing, just to trouble you." California Qingguang bowed again.

The patient with selective hearing impairment narrowed his eyes and waved his hand, "It's okay."

After all, Xiao Xianyu is such a sweet person.

On the contrary, it was the girl named Jiaya who laughed idiotically. Before being dragged away by her own sword Fusangshen, she forcefully stuffed a small note. Before being pushed into the carriage, the girl was silent. Said, 'We will meet again Asakura-sama. '

"Wow~" A crane ball suddenly jumped down from the canopy, making a strange cry, imitating it with a high-pitched voice, "We will see you again~"

"Crane ball." Xiao Xianyu felt a little helpless, he sighed, stretched out his hand and picked off the withered grass that was stuck on Crane Ball's hair at some point.

"Hey~" Tsurumaru pretended to cry, "It's too much, Mr. Asazawa, I'm drawing fire for you in front, but you hooked up with a new sister?"

It can be said that he entered the drama very deeply, and the sentence at the beginning really got the truth.

Asakura Asazawa pushed away Tsurumaru's approaching head in disgust, "So, Tsurumaru knows what happened to that Jiaya-chan?"

"If I tell you, is there any reward?"

"Would you like to sleep with me tonight?"

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!

"of course."

"Face to face, with a quilt?"

"..." Xiao Xianyu was a little silent, recalling the special structure in the lower building, and nodded with difficulty, "As long as your lung capacity is good enough, I have no objections."

After all, the entire dormitory is a simulated deep sea scene.

Learn about the pressure at [-] meters under the sea.

Little fairy fish who didn't know which sentence he said hit Heqiu's G point, but found that Heqiu blushed at a speed visible to the naked eye, and said shyly that he would definitely behave well.

"Well, are you working hard?" So how can you perform well by reporting information?Talk about storytelling?

After receiving the promise of the lord's love, Tsurumaru was full of energy and began to report, "Miss Jiaya is said to be the first batch of voluntary god-inspectors after the Government of Time proposed the advance force plan."

"It's just that when I went to the battlefield for the first time, when I really faced the darkness, I was infected by the resentment gathered by the desperate and crazy sword Fusangshen in the whole Honmaru, and collapsed."

Tsurumaru said, "She has been recuperating in the hospital for more than half a year. After returning to Honmaru, I heard that her mental state is not good."

It’s not good if you are in a bad state of mind. This Jia Yachan will suddenly start acting up no matter who she meets for a period of time, and finally see you again. If someone talks to her, she will show resistance again , shaking his head, crying that you are not him.

The script has complete routines, and it is guaranteed to be able to explain people clearly.

"So you don't have to worry about it." Tsurumaru thought for a while and added, "As for the last sentence, it should be because the script has been updated recently."

Xiao Xianyu then nodded, agreed with Tsurumaru's words, but crumpled up the ball of paper that the girl secretly tucked into his palm, noncommittal to Tsurumaru's conclusion.

It was already night when Asakura Asazawa returned to Honmaru with Tsurumaru, and when he returned to the small building, he threw the ball of paper into the small incense burner and lit it. His sensitive nose smelled a trace of burnt paper smell. Familiar aromatherapy.

Asakura Asazawa then laughed, it was really interesting, this Jiaya-chan, who met for the first time, not only called out his name, but also the incense of this bookmark was exactly the same as the soothing incense he used.

It's terrifying to think carefully.

Before Xiao Xianyu could figure it out, the white-washed He Qiu hugged the small pillow, and walked in with his head held high and his chest held high under the eyes of all the knives.

Then, in just 3 minutes, he knelt down.

Although the theory of the knife spirits is that they are not human beings and do not need oxygen, but...as metals, they are afraid of water.Especially if the sea is [-] miles deep, it is still a high concentration of salt water.

So, the next morning, when Hasebe, who had been waiting outside the small building for nearly a night, his eyes were about to burst into flames, stared fixedly at the small building with red eyes, the door opened with a creak. .

His delicate and weak God Judge walked out of the small building with a rusty sword in his arms, and he walked out of the small building, "Ah Hasebe, you came just in time."

"Do you know what to do if the Taidao gets rusty?" Xiao Xianyu shook the Taidao in his arms, "Do I need to buy a whetstone?"

"Ugh?"

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