I am also trying hard not to overturn the car today [Comprehensive Sword]

There was no other moment like this one, when Asakura Asazawa truly felt that he was already so old, and the gap between him and these god judges had reached this point.

"Young man, don't listen to this guy's nonsense!"

Asakura Asazawa's eyes lit up, feeling that he, the old man who was beaten to death on the beach by the torrent of the times, finally had a confidant, and he saw Comrade confidant walking forward slowly with his hands behind his back, walking forward with a It shares the style of veteran cadres in the 80s of the last century, and only an iron cup is needed to make a pot of wolfberry health-preserving tea.

Inexplicably, Xiao Xianyu felt a bit of warmth and kindness. It's nice to have someone to accompany you along the way abandoned by the times.

So Asakura Asazawa turned around, "You are?"

"It's the first time we met, I'm the explorer alliance Liangliang, I don't know if you are interested in deciphering, young man?"

"what?"

His confidant Liang Liang mysteriously took Asakura Asazawa aside, then took out a file bag, and pulled out a document, "Do you know what the prizes for this session of God Judge Conference are?"

"what?"

"Every year, the conference will prepare three prizes to reward the aunt who found three staff members." Liangliang said dryly, only then did he realize that the future accomplice, who seemed thin and weak, was dragged under the big tree by him. He's still a head taller!

Tsurumaru Kuninaga stood in front of him, all of them were so lovable.

But these are unimportant, "Every god-inspector will get a clue. According to past experience, only 3 of all the clues will be correct."

Asakura Asazawa then nodded, still unable to understand, "So?"

"Forging knives into European metaphysics, my friend!" Liangliang said earnestly, "Are you interested in forming a team with me?"

"By the way, there is a good chance that that will appear in the prizes this time."

"Which one?"

"The most beautiful handshake ticket in the world?"

"...For Sankayue, although the number of forgings is rare, you don't have to do that?" Asakura Asazawa noticed that Liangliang's phone case was a half-naked painting of Grandpa Heianjing. Such a three-day moon is very sexy, and I can't help but want to watch live cosplay online.

He Qiu whispered a few words in Xiao Xianyu's ear, as long as he followed Lord Asakura's gaze, he could easily guess what he was thinking.

When a newcomer joins a group, he will always be bullied by his seniors, but that vibrator is as slippery as a loach. Tsurumaru's pranks have been noticed every time, but he has not succeeded so far. He Qiu feels a little unhappy, so in other places , he was happy to dig a hole for the crescent moon.

For example, Tsurumaru Amway's is another [-]-fold feather weaving. If you want to do it, you can do it with a lot of money. "If it were Asazawa-sama, Mikazuki would never refuse your request."

Tsurumaru said so, and Asakura Asazawa thought so too.

I have to say that Crane Ball and his aesthetics are surprisingly consistent sometimes. Asakura Asazawa prefers two kinds of beauties, one is extremely dull, just like the blank space in Chinese ink painting, which attracts people's imagination, such as the beauty in front of him The large piece of white on the jumping crane body; the other is the collision of extreme colors, fusion and then blooming extremely gorgeous flowers.

So Asakura Asazawa nodded, agreeing with Tsurumaru's words.

Liang Liang, who didn't know what he just missed, was shocked, and his eyes were full of words "Mom, come and see, here are two idiots who just connected to the Internet in the village!"

"It seems that my friend, you haven't been on the forum much a while ago."

"Yes, I was busy with leveling and playing battles some time ago, so I didn't go to the forum much." After all, some time ago, I accidentally went to another world to wander around. Where did the net come from to let him climb over the dimensional wall.

Liang Liang then sighed a little, stood on tiptoe and patted Xiao Xianyu's shoulder, took out his phone, "Brother Dei, you will understand after reading this."

"Shizheng Shuangshu?" Xiaoxianyu raised her eyebrows, pursed her lips, instinctively felt that something was wrong, looked down, and finally couldn't help but widen her eyes when she saw 2214 Honmaru appear.

"what is this?"

Liangliang didn't notice Asakura Asazawa's strangeness, after all, this is the adult, he lowered his voice, "Shh, I heard that this year's handshake ticket can choose to have a one-on-one with the adult from 2214 Honmaru Let's meet face to face!"

With a 'click', the wine glass in Tsurumaru's hand shattered, "What's wrong?" Liang Liang asked.

"No, it's nothing, it's just not stable, I'm sorry, my lord."

Asakura Asazawa was still in great shock. The whole world knew that I was going to hold a handshake meeting. Why was it that I was the only one who didn't know about the intoxication, which made Xiao Xianyu feel dizzy, closed his eyes, and fainted immediately past.

"This... this?" Liangliang was frightened and dumbfounded. He heard that there is a new type of extortion method in this world, which is to touch porcelain. He didn't do anything at all, so why did he faint, "It's none of my business!"

Tsurumaru is obviously used to such sudden accidents of the lord, he whispered a few words of comfort to the anxious passers-by, afraid of being blackmailed by passers-by, "Please don't worry, my lord is not in good health and rarely comes out."

After being comforted by Fu Sangshen, Liangliang obviously relaxed a lot, but he was still scared. He was really scared of this kind of technique of fainting when he said it, and he only noticed it now, and was pulled aside by him The face of the guy who doesn't even know his name is really bad.

Her lips are blue and black, her face is as golden as paper...

Before even a word of alliance has been said, it's like the bottom of the ass is on fire and runs away.

When Xiao Xianyu finally woke up, the real-life werewolf killing had been going on for quite a while, and the battle has been stalemate so far.

"You woke up Master Asazawa."

A glass of water was handed to Asakura Asazawa. It was warm honey water with moderate temperature and sweetness. It was really hard to see how this crane could take care of people.

But Tsurumaru did just that.

There are 99 ways to lock the door in Hasebe, and Tsurumaru needs 101 ways to unlock it, so as to escape the heavy surveillance and sneak into the small building.

Monsters have a strong sense of territory, so in non-emergency situations, Xiao Xianyu's small building is always quiet and empty.

Until this crane broke in.

Asakura Asazawa treats it as a food processing machine like a young man caught, and is mainly responsible for eating the shrimp skins, green vegetables and unpalatable tonics that the little fairy fish hate.

Tsurumaru noticed that Asakura Asazawa had to eat a piece of candy every time he drank the bitter medicine developed by Yaoken...

Well, it's a lot of candy.

You may not believe it, but Xiao Xianyu, who is obviously older than any of them who slammed his knife, is in some places, as childish as if he is still in kindergarten.

First of all, picky eaters, who would have imagined that a person who is thousands of years old would have such a ridiculous bad habit; what's even more ridiculous is that even so, he still thinks his lord is so cute.

Known as an existence of natural disaster level, in private, because of eating celery in the vegetable soup, he would poke his mouth and even make faces.

It can be said to be quite childlike.

In addition, the delicate aunt has a violent heart under her slender nerves. A long time ago, the sword masters of Honmaru were not trained enough. Xiaoxianyu was worried that the sword masters would encounter danger when they went out alone. When the army appeared, the Sword Fusangshen of other people's families said, "My lord, you go first and leave me alone!" '

When they got here, they were all 'Master Asazawa! !You rest for a while! !You are coughing up blood! ! '

The most non-existent knives in history can only double-click 666 behind their aunt's back forever, thanks to the old iron Lamborghini.

It can be said to be quite sad.

So much so that they, the old people of Honmaru, will try their best to make compensation in other aspects.

What Tsurumaru highlights is the skill of making honey water.

Every time Xiaoxianyu wakes up from fright and faints, he will drink a glass of honey water to concentrate.

This time was no exception, he held the water glass in both hands, sipped sweet honey water, and pulled off his mask, "If I read correctly, the prizes prepared by the government at that time include my handshake coupon?"

"Yes, you're not mistaken." He had already checked it while the judge was in a coma. As half of the parties involved in this competition, Tsurumaru Kuninaga contacted Honosuke immediately to confirm the situation.

Although Asakura Asazawa was extremely beautiful, half of his cheeks were covered by a fox mask, coupled with his delicate body and sick skin, no one would think of Toki no Government Worker at all.

For such an existence that can't be an ally and is not an enemy, the other god judges naturally let it go.

"So." Tsurumaru raised his head, yawned a little, and muttered half-truthfully, "Master Asazawa, if I successfully report you, will the handshake ticket be mine?"

The snow-white crane's face was full of seriousness, "Those ignorant and ignorant guys who covet your appearance are really annoying."

Tsurumaru's eyes were a little red, and the fusangshen with strong perception had already approached their god judge calmly, holding the knife at his waist with a serious expression, and looking around at the place where the murderous aura emanated.

Tsurumaru didn't intend to restrain himself at all, he was really in a bad mood, it's not just talking, just relying on these guys, do you want to be favored by adults?

Those guys who are loyal to their appearance and can't do anything...

Asakura Asazawa grabbed Tsurumaru's hand, the cold palm was like a piece of ice, which instantly woke up the stunned Tsurumaru.

Xiao Xianyu cupped her face and argued in a low voice, "But He Qiu, I really like my skin too."

He likes to look in the mirror every day, he will feel that it is the sublimation of his soul, it is really beautiful.

"..."

"Don't you like it?" Xiao Xianyu asked.

"..."

"Really don't like it?" Xiao Xianyu asked again.

"... hi... like it."

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