I am also trying hard not to overturn the car today [Comprehensive Sword]

Therefore, Asakura Asazawa is so blindly confident in the gifts he chooses, a large part of the reason is that he is affected by the surrounding environment.

When I was a child, Xiao Xianyu's father always thought that his system was weak, even if the little guy could eat half a killer whale in one meal, the big devil still worried every day, oh, young life, when he was at Baoerzai's age, Not to mention that a killer whale can be eaten for a meal, but there is also an extra meal.

In the underwater world, less food means weakness, and weakness is the natural enemy of every cub.So the Great Demon King was very careful with his only baby, Shuang.

Even if the little fairy fish just picked up an unattractive coral branch on the road and brought it home, it would still be hugged and held high by its fathers.

And the big devil will be very happy to take the gift from his precious son to go out to show off the next day, or hold a banquet directly.

Wearing a small red branch on his head, he sat in the first seat with a full sense of presence, and asked the old guys present to write an [-]-word praise composition.

It must also be sincere in feeling, sincere in attitude and beautiful in writing.

Old (da) (wen) things (mang) from the deep sea: ...

"Ooooooooooo!!"

——Yaoshou, are you afraid that you are making things difficult for me, Fat Tiger?

"Roar!"

——If anyone doesn't write, I will chop him up and give the baby extra meals!

One sentence solves all problems.

The great demon king from the deep sea showed his thick white teeth, and the giant sea monsters who were clamoring just now silently coiled up, surrounded their fragile skulls with huge tentacles, and gave up without any bones.

In the face of the huge gap in strength between the two sides, they will not raise any resistance at all.

The law of the jungle is the law of the jungle.

The little fairy fish who was ignorant of this, and his father's good baby Maze, lay on his father's soft belly three days later, listening to his father's affectionate recitation of a small composition with a thick shell.

For example: this branch of red coral reminds me of the bloody branch of the seal that I hunted and caught alone that year when it was dying...

After listening to such small essays a lot, Ma Ze felt that he was simply a genius.

After Honmaru...

Honmaru's Token Fusangshin are all poor children, as long as it is given by the god judge, even if it is a dog's tail grass, they can blow flowers with their eyes closed.

Unlike the group of old monsters in the deep sea who have never read any books, the sword spirits of Honmaru, even Mutsu's cultural accomplishment is extremely high, okay?

After being boasted a flower again, Asakura Asazawa swelled completely.

He is so good!

So Mr. Dazai smiled and looked at the beauty who he evaluated as a high-level beauty with Hearts and Arrows, took out a mobile phone that was absolutely not available in the world, extremely uncomfortable, and pressed the call button clumsily like a child .

Without any shyness, he very naturally ordered his men to go to a nearby pharmacy to buy a box of oral liquid for his wife, which was not a course of treatment.

"Mr. A, in 3 minutes, I want to see a course of oral liquid for my wife appearing in front of me."

Answering the call Mr. A: ...he is just an ordinary wage earner, what did he do wrong!

After Ma Ze hung up the phone, he thought that his tone just now was very imposing, and it was really good. He has blogged recently, and I heard that the current bosses talk to others like this.

The lethality is as cold as the sky, let the Wang family go bankrupt.

Just after he hung up the phone, Xiao Xianyu, who felt good about herself, sighed and saw three unspeakable faces.

In front of beauty, the effect of 1+1 is definitely greater than 2, even no less than putting a nuke/bomb in front of Xiaoxianyu.

He clutched his heart in a bit of pain, no... no, he was going to faint.

Osamu Dazai was the first to discover that something was wrong with Ms. Asakura. Was it a heart problem?But why is the housekeeper not worried at all?

Sanriyue leaned down, whispered a few words in Maze's ear, and handed Xiaoxianyu the best decompression tool.

Touching the handful of round pearls stuffed into his palm, Asazawa felt that he was fine and could hold on.

But still need a little something to divert attention.

and so……

The best Sanriyue housekeeper Zong Jin of Xiaoxianyu's family smiled and suggested, "If the two of you are free in the afternoon, why don't we continue chatting in another place?"

"It's an honor to be able to spend a leisurely afternoon with a beautiful girl like Ze-chan, right Chuya~"

Mr. Zhongyuan, who was blocked from the back road: "..."

So, how did this thing develop into this way?

Zhongyuan Zhong also drew his cards blankly, and then played out, "Second Cake."

His eyes were empty, he felt as if he had forgotten something, as if he had drunk a drink, his memory of everything after he came out of the coffee shop was fuzzy, and when he woke up, he sat on the mahjong table.

"No, [-]." The next player, San Riyue, drew his cards. After mastering the rules in the first two hands, San Riyue, who had a good acceptance of new things, had mastered the rules by heart, and he even began to quietly feed the cards.

"Eighty thousand touches."

Ma Ze squinted his eyes and didn't notice anything wrong at all. He squinted his eyes, looked around the card field, and decisively listened to the cards.

And began to chatter with one mind, "Is Mr. Dazai a civil servant?"

Osamu Dazai glanced at the cards in his hand, and was very patient with the beautiful lady's question, "Well, five insurances and one housing fund, rest on holidays, nine to five, just working overtime occasionally."

"It's amazing." After typing out a note again, Ma Ze sighed, "However, can college students be required for the civil service exam now?"

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

Dazai Osamu, who didn't show a trace of panic at all, concentrated on looking at the cards, and took the time to answer, "It doesn't count, I have an internship and mixed qualifications there, and it will be fine to transfer the file directly after graduation."

"Oh." Relationship account.

Asakura Asazawa looked at the child he was watching growing up again, and suddenly felt a kind of anxiety like an old father. He hoped that he would take the postgraduate entrance examination and continue his studies, but it was only so that he could find a good job in the future, don't be like him.

After learning that he signed a lifetime contract with the Tokino Government, Asakura Asazawa was stunned for a moment. Sure enough, he still suffered a cultural loss. I heard that other college students who have studied have signed five-year contracts. A contract, the kind that comes to negotiate a price increase after the contract expires.

As for Xiao Xianyu's contract...if there are no accidents, it will be like this for the rest of her life.

Although he signed the top-notch one as soon as he signed it, the government still has a small private treasury to subsidize it every month.

It's just that there is no contract signed by an ordinary aunt to compare with Xiao Xianyu, and as for those white-cut black knife spirits in his Honmaru, he will not remind him.

So Xiao Xianyu, who was completely kept in the dark, didn't want the child not to follow his old path.

And now...

Perhaps Osamu Dazai's successful experience can be used for reference.

After being fed cards by Sanriyue calmly again, Ma Ze spread out the cards and said that he will take all three players on the kong.

I have to say that Osamu Dazai is a very good chat partner, as long as he is willing.

With short curly brown hair and a bright face, his personality is also gentle and considerate, and no matter how big Asaze's brain is, he can keep up with it and bring the topic back to life.

Unlike Chuya, this kid Dazai must have good grades.

It's the kind of good student with good grades that all teachers will like. Asakura Asawa, who is a self-proclaimed parent, also likes such a good student very much.

He even wanted to prepare another small gift to personally visit Dazai's current boss. It would be best if he could do it all at once so that his child could become a civil servant.

"Dazai, is there anything your boss likes?" After thinking about it, Asakura Asazawa unconsciously expressed his thoughts.

At that moment, the poker table was surprisingly quiet.

Whether it was Mr. Nakahara, who was drawing cards, or Osamu Dazai, who was watching the excitement and didn't think it was a big deal, they all froze, gasping for the subtext hidden in this sentence.

"Did it embarrass you?" Asawa bit his lip and asked in a low voice.

"No... just how should I put it, I'm a little surprised." Under the calm words was Dazai who was about to laugh out loud. He covered his face with his right hand, blocking the probing eyes of others, and laughed silently.

It would be very interesting if the boss knew that this Asakura-san was going to let his favorite power jump to the detective agency.

It's so interesting that the boss may really go all out to kill him.

If this is the case... Will he be able to die successfully?

I have to say that Mr. Dazai couldn't resist such a wonderful temptation at that moment, his heart was shamefully moved, and he began to frantically calculate the success probability of this matter in his brain.

Then his feet were crushed by the owner of another pair of black leather boots, and he warned someone not to think carefully. The young mafia cadre knew what his former partner was thinking without even looking. What.

"Dazai, if you don't want to die, you better shut up."

"No~ this is fun chuya~"

"Tsk."

Sanriyue was the only one in the mahjong group of four who was not affected in any way. He noticed the eye contact between enemies who were said to meet forever.

The thousand-year-old sword from the Heian era blinked, sure enough, the rumors are not credible, and...

How young.

Before coming to the present world, Sankayue, who was pulled by Hasebe and made a lot of preparations, is one of the few sober people.

"Master Ma Ze, Master Zhong Yuan already has an internship unit." So San Riyue made a relief.

And this friendly and mutually beneficial mahjong game has completely galloped in an uncontrollable direction.

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