I am also trying hard not to overturn the car today [Comprehensive Sword]

Yokohama, the second largest city in Japan after Tokyo; Port Mafia, a vicious organization with Yokohama as its main development base and the port as its sphere of influence, they are the dark side of the city and a more dangerous team than the underworld.

But during non-working hours, the private lives of these soon-to-be-demonized mafia members are the same as those of thousands of ordinary people living in Yokohama who are busy making ends meet.

A new generation of Mafia's watchdog called "Rashomon" master Ryunosuke Akutagawa Ryunosuke is an ordinary brother who will go to the supermarket to buy special dishes and fruits, and enjoy rare vacations with his younger sister Gin.

Ozaki Momiji, one of the five cadres, will go shopping on the rest day, and then buy all the limited cosmetics of the season.

And the vacation of former executive Osamu Dazai...

No, as long as this cadre thinks, every day is his vacation.

As for the last one, the holiday of the conscientious and diligent Central Plains cadres?

Osamu Dazai sat on the window seat and observed his ex-partner and his date not far away——

A lady who looks very advanced.

The classical, intellectual, and tall beauty was wearing a winding maple kimono with her butler, sitting there dignified and elegant, smiling and greeting the little dwarf.

For a moment, Osamu Dazai even developed a loving heart like an old father. Unexpectedly, that slug who only knows how to fight and kill all day has reached this age.

He propped his head up, watching with great interest, and even began to imagine the conversations between people from two worlds whose attributes were completely incompatible at first glance.

Just like...

"Senior face beauty: Ah, what are Mr. Nakahara's hobbies?"

"Dark little man: kill."

Forgive his poor imagination, Mr. Dazai really doesn't know what qualities his ex-partner has that can attract girls.

"At least Chuya's face is okay." A little devil couldn't stand it anymore and quietly defended.

As soon as this idea popped up, another little devil in Osamu Dazai directly pushed it back. The little devil waved his wings and shook his head, "Yeah, it's a pity that he doesn't have 1.6 meters."

"Oh, poor little dwarf." The two imps looked at each other in agreement and sighed.

"Dazai-san?" The young girl has light makeup on her face, a layer of cherry blossom honey glaze on her lips, and a long lotus root pink dress that embellishes her beautiful figure. She is youthful and lively, like a ignorant deer , can be seen through at a glance.

At this moment, the ignorant Xiaolu followed Dazai's gaze, and the female-specific radar beeped continuously. It has to be said that some people can attract everyone's attention just by sitting there.

For example, Dazai who was dating her, or the couple sitting in the corner talking, "Dazai-san knows that lady over there?"

The girl thought she was no match for such a beauty, so she decided to retreat, "Do you want to go over and say hello?"

"Miss Hase misunderstood~" Dazai Osamu came back to his senses, he was wearing a sand-colored windbreaker with a white shirt inside, paired with his blue gemstone bow tie that has remained unchanged for thousands of years, his beautiful face is Dazai's presumptuous capital, " It’s just that that gentleman was my colleague, and I’m a little curious that a workaholic like that would…”

He winked at the girl tacitly, and didn't pay attention to Miss Hase's simple and almost straightforward spying on Osamu Dazai. He even felt that such a complicated and contradictory human heart was extremely cute.

So he is willing to say a few more words to explain.

Hase Hideo, who was stared at affectionately by those iris-colored eyes, felt that he was deeply loved by this ruthless man at that moment.

So the girl blushed, "Is that so..."

Ms. Hase didn't need to look in the mirror to know that her face must be flushed at this time, and she felt a little ashamed for her misunderstanding just now, so the girl lowered her head and stirred the small spoon in the coffee cup a little awkwardly.

"I'm very glad that you agreed to go on a date with me." I have to say that Hase's appearance suits Osamu Dazai to a certain extent. In the boring afternoon after skipping work, if he hadn't met something more interesting, Osamu Dazai didn't mind having a romantic date with such a beautiful, lively and ordinary girl.

It's a pity that curiosity killed the cat, Osamu Dazai can't wait to see a certain little slug in a fair way.

"It would be remiss of me to make you feel uneasy."

"Oh, no... no, it's me..."

Dazai Osamu gently caressed the girl's soft, callous-free hand, but inexplicably missed the other palm, the thin callus, and the warm hand full of strength that he had grasped a long time ago.

The bones are distinct, with a faint herbal smell.

Osamu Dazai corrected silently in his heart: Well, that single-celled creature that can only fight has another advantage, his hands are beautiful...at certain times, they are also useful.

Licking his lips, Osamu Dazai picked up the coffee cup on the table and drank it down in one gulp. He was a little thirsty.

The kite-colored eyes narrowed slightly, he was a little tired, thinking this way in his heart, Dazai Osamu's smile became brighter, "So, Miss Hase, want to play some exciting games with me?"

"Ah?" Thinking of something, Ms. Chang Gu lowered her head even more fiercely, she murmured, "This...wouldn't this be too..."

Dazai Osamu didn't understand the girl's cowardly hesitation at all, and he cracked a big smile, "Today is a fine day, Hase-san is willing to embrace the final chapter of life with me, will you die in love with me?"

"what?"

Unsurprisingly, she was splashed with ice water all over her face. Ms. Hase blocked Osamu Dazai's contact and walked away on her high heels.

Under the astonished gazes around him, Osamu Dazai calmly wiped the ice water off his face, "Refill."

The waiter who couldn't understand the routines of young people today: "Okay... yes sir."

Finally no one bothered him, Dazai began to concentrate on observing his former partner.

In the next second, Osamu Dazai squirted the coffee out of his mouth.

Because the beauty in kimono with a high-class face signaled the butler behind her to take out a gift.

A box of Life One.

However, the little dwarf has not accepted anything unusual.

This direction is a bit confusing.

Mr. Dazai felt that he needed to slow down, probably because he was hallucinating from magic.

But now the daughter of a rich family can really play, dating and bringing a super-looking housekeeper with her.

Could it be... this direction...

Mafia is finally about to go bankrupt, and has to pack and package her own pillars to a rich woman?

Tsk tsk, if this is the case, then it's really... so lewd/slutty~ I don't know if the night package fee for this cadre is expensive. If the price is moderate, as a former partner, Mr. Dazai justly believes that he is out Humanitarianism should also be applauded, right?

And Mikazuki, the butler who walked halfway across Yokohama with the presents, also felt that either he was magical or that Master Asazawa was still awake.

No matter how you look at it, Mr. Nakahara, who is sitting opposite Mr. Asazawa, is probably Nakahara Nakahara, one of the rumored five major cadres of Mafia.

What made his family's God-inspector come into being? This mafia cadre is actually a poor college student who is working part-time and studying part-time?

"Speaking of which, I should be graduating from college, right?" The tall beauty who picked up the wrong script, that is, Asakura Asazawa, asked while counting the time.

It's like the elders in the family routinely care about the studies of the younger generations.

And Nakahara is also very cooperative, the young mafia cadre with short orange-red hair flamboyantly nodded softly under Asakura Asazawa's concerned eyes, and accepted the scene as usual, "Yes, I will graduate in a year gone."

If he did go to college.

"The last time I texted you, I heard that you went to North America as an exchange student. Didn't it bother you to study?"

"……No."

"Is someone bullying you over there?"

Recalling the respectful appearance of his subordinates after the North American branch, Nakahara shook his head, "No, everyone is very kind."

That's right, the kind little guys in the branch were almost scared to tears by the Central Plains cadres who were forced to come to deal with the mess.

"That's good, that's good." Ma Ze let out a small sigh of relief, it seems that none of his babies have encountered campus bullying.

"By the way, I think you are still too young. Have you considered taking the postgraduate entrance examination?"

Osamu Dazai heard such a wonderful conversation when he walked over, so that he couldn't wait to see the facial expression of the little man, it must be very interesting.

"Oh, isn't this Zhongye~" The very careless greeting was full of gloating that watching the excitement is not a big deal.

But in the next moment, Osamu Dazai was attracted by Asazawa who was sitting at the side.

He quickly lost interest in teasing the little dwarf, took Ma Ze's hand, affectionately, "This beautiful lady, can I invite you to die in love with me?"

Sankayue's gaze became a little bit unfriendly, and this Token Fusangshen, who was dressed like the most loyal butler to his master in the Middle Ages, began to think about how to cut off that presumptuous claw quickly and without blood.

Asakura Asazawa didn't care about the offense from Osamu Dazai, or he was very happy.

Even if you know that you are very beautiful, but being praised sincerely by others, this kind of state of mind is still different.

So he tilted his head, "Chuya, is this your former tablemate?"

"……Correct."

Asakura Asazawa was very happy, for some reason he met Arabato 300 years ago, and that beautiful beast captured his heart as soon as it appeared.

He even noticed the incredibly fragile embryo conceived in the body of that beautiful beast.

Asakura Asazawa, who was going to secretly poke and play a wave of cultivation, was kicked 300 years later before he started his cultivation plan.

The beautiful beast that he had been poking around for a long time disappeared, replaced by a mature, bright young man shining in the dark.

What's even more commendable is that this boy is still very studious!

When he first came ashore, Ma Ze, who had suffered so much from being uneducated, was so moved that he decided to cultivate such a single seedling.

"It's Dazai, right?" Asazawa greeted with a smile, "I'll trouble you to take care of my family too."

Asakura Asazawa took out another box of Life No. [-], and sincerely put it on the young man's bandaged right hand, "You should work hard too."

Although the bandages are bad, Asakura Asazawa believes that children who can be friends with Chuya are not so bad.

Osamu Dazai: ...

Chuya Zhongya: "Pfft."

It was rare to see Mr. Nakahara, who was deflated by Dazai, even the displeasure of being secretly offended just now dissipated a lot, he just felt smooth all over, and his gloating expression should not be too obvious.

Life No. [-], supplement brain nutrition, improve memory!

Mr. Dazai stared blankly at the exaggerated slogan on the gift box in his hand, and laughed out loud.

He accepted the kindness with a smile, and then began to add drama to himself.

"Speaking of which, did Mr. Ozaki tell you that you failed three courses last semester?"

Asakura Asazawa finally raised his head, "Failed?"

He felt that it was necessary for him to communicate with Zhongye's mentor like an ordinary human parent.

as well as……

"Is the study progress too fast? Do you need me to go to your school to give gifts?"

Asakura Asazawa began to think about what should be given to the teacher in the human world these days.

He was not ashamed to ask, worried that the gift would be thundered, so he asked sincerely, "What do you think of the wife's oral solution?"

"Pfft ha ha ha ha!!" Mr. Dazai let himself go completely.

He thought the beauty the little man was dating was a talent.

He is good-looking, nice-sounding, and has a great sense of humor. No wonder this dark slug hides people so tightly.

Before he could refuse, Osamu Dazai replied with a sincere face, "I think the gift you mentioned is really suitable."

Sister Hongye will definitely 'like' it very much.

Asakura Asazawa, who also has almost blind confidence in himself, nodded in satisfaction, and said confidently, "Really? I also think this gift is good. =, right Mikazuki?"

Sanri Yue Zongjin: "Yes, you are right."

3:1 Central Plains cadres lost.

Powerless.

The author has something to say:

Asazawa's new diary:

Just kidding, how could someone refuse Xiao Xianyu's gift!

And: Regarding the age of Chuya in this article, he knew Asazawa 300 years later, but referring to the special code, Chuya has always been used as a safety device to co-exist with Huangbatu. Asazawa has known him since 300 years ago After reading the book of Araba, even though Chuya was only 22 years old, he had already been in contact with Asazawa when he was in Araba's body, so he acted very familiar without any sense of disobedience.

And today there are almost 4K words~ The super proud salted fish wants a kiss from the cuties ╭(╯^╰)╮, there is also a small red envelope today~