Hit the yin and yang road

Lu Xiuzhi: "My real name is Lu Jing, and my courtesy name is Xiuzhi."

Kou Xuanling turned to look at Lu Xiuzhi with a puzzled face: "The real name is Lu Jing?"

Lu Xiuzhi nodded.

Kou Xuanling let out an 'oh' and ate the whole string of meatballs in his hand.His attitude was very calm, but the calmer he became, the more anxious Lu Xiuzhi became. He didn't know if Kou Xuanling could react.He said, "Ah Xuan, don't you blame me?"

"No."

Lu Xiuzhi: "What do you mean?"

Kou Xuanling turned back and smiled at him: "I don't mean not to blame."

Lu Xiuzhi shut up immediately, and followed Kou Xuanling with a low eyebrow and pleasing to the eye.Kou Xuanling answered whatever he asked, and shut up when he didn't ask.Kou Xuanling: "Master Lu Jing?"

Lu Xiuzhi: "Yes."

Kou Xuanling: "Why didn't you tell me when you got married?" When I got married, I was in the Kou family's ancestral home, worshiping heaven and earth.I didn't say it at that time, but I did it four years later.

He looked at Lu Xiuzhi: "What are you hiding from me?"

The memory of Kou Xuanling was erased twice!Lu Xiuzhi's face remained unchanged, his eyes were sincere: "No more." Only God knows and he knows about such things, and a fool would take the initiative to confess at such a time.

"I didn't say it at the beginning because I was afraid that you would divorce me."

Kou Xuanling: "Aren't you afraid now?"

Lu Xiuzhi hooked his hand quietly and said with a smile: "The feeling is deep, it's not easy to leave."It took him a lot longer to confess than himself, he was only four years old, and he confessed after six or seven years of living in New York. Didn't he end up with a fight at the end of the bed?He can also be regarded as learning from his predecessors.

Kou Xuanling suddenly thought of one thing: "Then you know about the fact that I have been enshrining Lu Jing Patriarch?"

Lu Xiuzhi nodded: "As time goes by, I will be tempted."

Kou Xuanling's face turned hot slightly, and he glared at Lu Xiuzhi, who had unknowingly thickened his face after marriage: "Don't tell my dad and uncle." Lu Xiuzhi immediately nodded and said it's okay. I feel weird when I call my elders in my family, everything is messed up.

Kou Xuanling passed by the fruit stand and asked the price of durian.After looking at the anxious Lu Xiu, he bought the durian: "Then you still want me to enshrine your portrait?"

Lu Xiuzhi put his fist against his mouth and coughed lightly: "It's not good."

Kou Xuanling: "What?"

"It's nothing. I have no right to deprive you of your hobbies. It's not easy to directly reveal my identity in front of you." Lu Xiuzhi took the durian weighing about six catties from Kou Xuanling's hand and said, "I'll get it."

Kou Xuanling walked forward and turned into the supermarket to buy instant noodles, keyboards, electronic scales and other things. Every time he bought these things, he would take a look at Lu Xiuzhi. The strange look in his eyes made Lu Xiuzhi feel uneasy and panicked.Fortunately, these are all on the bright side, just ordinary punishments, Lu Xiuzhi has been mentally prepared for it, and he sent a special help post before, and the answers in it are almost the same, "No matter what punishment you have to follow obediently, and you must be sincere in admitting your mistakes. Punishing you means the end of the crisis'.

Lu Xiuzhi also went to investigate the methods used by Yang Jian's wife to punish her husband. They basically kneel down on keyboards, durians, washboards, etc. He was mentally prepared, so he could still accept it.

Kou Xuanling met Mao Xiaoli and Zhang Qiudao on the way to buy things. After saying hello, he went back to the apartment he bought as a wedding room.After closing the door, Lu Xiuzhi displayed the things in front of him, and asked Kou Xuanling, "I choose or you choose, I accept both."

Kou Xuanling looked at him strangely, and then said, "I'm going to take a bath."

The response is wrong.Lu Xiuzhi's heart tightened suddenly, he thought for a while outside the bathroom, then took out his mobile phone and asked Du Shuo who was celebrating the festival.Du Shuo only replied with two words: 'Take care', Lu Xiuzhi turned off his phone and waited for Kou Xuanling to come out.

The durians, keyboards, electronic scales and other things placed on the ground were like terrifying evil spirits transformed into entities to show off their power in front of him, but these were not enough to make Lu Xiuzhi feel scared. What really worried him was Kou Xuanling's attitude.

So peaceful.

Half an hour later, Kou Xuanling came out wearing a bathrobe with a flushed face.He kicked Lu Xiuzhi's foot: "Go take a shower."

Lu Xiuzhi pointed to the things on the ground: "These things..."

Kou Xuanling: "Put the durian and instant noodles in the refrigerator. The zombies from Kaixuan will come over tomorrow and say that they are invited to eat durian instant noodles." When he mentioned the word 'durian instant noodles', he showed a scared and shocked expression. Then he continued to point to the keyboard and the electronic scale and said, "The keyboard of the branch computer is broken. I will take it to install it tomorrow. Chen Yang dragged me to buy the electronic scale. Fatty crushed the electronic scale. It needs to control its weight." After explaining, Kou Xuanling looked at Lu Xiuzhi suspiciously: "You don't think I made you kneel like this, do you?"

Lu Xiuzhi shook his head: "No." Quickly took the things away from Kou Xuanling, and asked him before entering the bathroom, "Are you really not angry?"

Kou Xuanling lazily nestled on the sofa and said without looking back: "Today is Qixi Festival, don't be angry."

"Tanabat?"

"Valentine's Day." Kou Xuanling turned around, put his arms on the back of the sofa and rested his chin on his arms, and seduced Lu Xiuzhi with his eyes with a half-smile: "I just got ready inside, you still have to delay?"

Lu Xiuzhi's heart beat faster, his breathing was faster than before, and his eyes were deep: "Wait for me."

Kou Xuanling: "Well, hurry up."

Lu Xiuzhi took a shower in the bathroom excitedly, and rarely used flower-scented shower gel. After washing, he didn't see Kou Xuanling in the living room.I thought he was waiting in the bedroom, so I slammed into the door while opening it, only to find that the door was locked.He immediately wanted to use other means to get in, but he heard Kou Xuanling say, "Don't come in."

Lu Xiuzhi: "Ah Xuan, didn't you say that today is Qixi Festival, so you're not angry?"

Kou Xuanling: "That's right. Qixi Festival is not angry, but it is [-]:[-], and Qixi Festival is over. I am angry, so I am not allowed to come in."

Lu Xiuzhi stared at the closed door, he was still excited, never expecting that Kou Xuanling would be so cruel. "Ah Xuan, how about another punishment? Kneeling durian? Keyboard?"

"No, don't waste it. You can choose one of the living room and guest room, oh yes, there is also a shrine to live in." Kou Xuanling smiled lowly, making Lu Xiu's heart itch even more. "Good night, sweet dreams." After finishing speaking, he never responded to Lu Xiuzhi.

"..." Lu Xiuzhi turned around silently, grabbed the pillow and stuffed it into his arms and stood in front of his shrine, staring at the portrait that was completely different from him and stood silently for a long time. "The same person has different fate."

The head of the bed fights the end of the bed and the ?dog p!Can't even get in the door.

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This chapter ends.

The next book is the romance "Buddhist Great Fairy"

The next book is pure love "The Big Farmer" (depending on the situation or not)

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