Hit the yin and yang road

The dark blue night sky is dotted with countless twinkling stars, like broken diamonds on velvet.The evening wind blew gently, blowing away the residual scorching heat in the air, and the coolness spread over the surface.A leaf hanging on the treetop wobbled and trembled a few times, but was finally torn off the branch by the evening wind and fluttered to the front.It suddenly covered a big fat cat's face, making a crisp sound.

The beard on the chubby face, who squinted his eyes and dozed off, trembled twice, opened his eyes suddenly, and tore off the leaves vigorously and tore them into pieces.Slowly got up and stretched, walked a few steps along the edge of the wall, jumped down lightly, and landed on the ground, every step of the heavy steps would raise countless dust.Obvious anger lines appeared on the big fat face, it has tried to walk as lightly as possible, why is it still raising dust? !

After carefully observing the height of the dust raised, it is estimated that he has gained a few kilograms.Fatty stared at the ground under his feet as if he was facing a formidable enemy, and he dared not step on the raised pad.If Chen Yang finds out that it is getting fat again, he will definitely force it to lose weight.Wei Xuan's little zombie and the talkative voodoo doll would definitely laugh at it. Fatty looked at the distance from the ground under his feet to the door, his eyes changed slightly, and he arched his fat body and let out a low growl from his throat.The next moment, a black shadow flashed in the air, and when he looked again, Big Fatty was already standing at the door.

It turned its head, layers of soft flesh piled up on its neck.Sneeringly glanced at the courtyard behind, flicked his tail and walked into the kitchen, opened the refrigerator to look for dried fish.As a result, I was shocked to find that I didn't find any small dried fish, and I didn't find any in the whole kitchen.

When the big fat man ran out in a daze, he bumped into Ma Shanfeng, and immediately stopped in front of him and asked, "Didn't Chen Yang make Xiaoyu today?"

Ma Shanfeng stopped and looked down, thought for a while and said, "I shouldn't do it."

Fatty asked anxiously: "Why? Don't you make small dried fish every day?"

"I would definitely do it in the past, but today he is not free. By the way, today is a holiday, and they probably all went out to play. I want to go home too, you can do whatever you want." Ma Shanfeng walked around Big Fatty and took a few steps He stopped and turned around and asked with a smile, "Why don't you go home with me?"

Fatty faced Shang Ma Shanfeng's smiling face and immediately frowned.The image of the other party's cunning and cunning has been deeply rooted in Maopang's heart. As long as Ma Shanfeng smiles, it will tense up and face it with vigilance: "No. What day is today? Why is it a holiday?"

"Qixi." Ma Shanfeng was not angry when he was rejected: "The family has prepared a big meal, big fish and big meat, do you want it?"

Fatty was shaken for a moment, but he still shook his head resolutely: "Don't eat." It chose to lose weight.Ma Shanfeng: "Okay, then I'm leaving. There is probably no one in the sub-bureau right now, so please pay attention. Besides, Wawa and Kaixuan are at my house, and Chen Yang and the others will let me know when they come back."

Big Fatty nodded, and when he realized that he wanted to stay in the sub-bureau to look after the house, Ma Shanfeng's back was gone.The speed is extremely fast, which is staggering.Fatty was silent for a long while: "Old and cunning." It walked upstairs and downstairs, and found that everyone in the branch had really been to Valentine's Day, and it was only a helpless fat cat left.

Fatty sat on the sofa with his limbs stretched out, turned on the TV with the remote control and changed the channel, and the scene of Xiaosan holding the child and meeting the adulterer was being played on the screen and was caught by her husband.The husband took the child and shook hands with the adulterer. The mistress was full of uneasiness. The adulterer even shook hands with her husband and said that he had nothing to do with the mistress, and only came to see the baby when he saw how cute it was.

It has been prompted to such an obvious point that the husband didn't have the slightest doubt!Big Fat squeezed the vacuum bag of potato chips with a 'snap' sound, squeezed into his head angrily and wiped out the potato chips inside, and finally got stuck when he tried to pull his head out.Big Fatty was shocked, then frantically turned around, and finally tore the entire packaging bag in a rage to figure it out.

This is a large potato chip bag, and the big fat head can still be stuck, so you can imagine how fat it is.However, Fatty closed his eyes and listened, and chose Fat House Happy Water at the next moment, and ate up all the snacks after watching an episode of the dog blood series.These snacks are basically bought by Mao Xiaoli, because the children in the branch love to eat them.

There was no restock today and the snacks were quickly eaten up.There is nothing in the mouth to eat and drink the happy fat house water. There is no taste at all. The big fat man was paralyzed for a long time and decided to order takeaway.The takeaway is nearby, and the speed is pretty fast, it will be delivered in about half an hour.The door of the branch office is wide open, and the delivery staff can come in directly.

The delivery man saw that the TV was on, so he knocked on the door to remind: "Hello, your delivery——!!!!"

Fatty poked his head out from behind the sofa, and looked at the delivery man face to face.The delivery man's heart was hit hard, and he almost thought it was a cat demon who had become a spirit.Fatty tilted his head: "Meow?"

The delivery man slowly heaved a sigh of relief. It was probably the owner's pet cat, but it was really fat enough.Putting the takeaway on the ground, the deliveryman turned and left. When he got to the door, he subconsciously turned around for some reason, only to see the chubby fat cat, which was fat into a meat ball, lightly landed on the ground and stood upright to take the takeaway away.He was so frightened that he crawled and ran away. Since then, there has been a horror legend about a black cat becoming a spirit in the food delivery community.

Fatty finished eating the takeaway and watched two episodes of the TV series. The hour hand ticked and went round and round, but the branch members still didn't come back.Fatty turned off the TV, and the sub-office was so quiet that it made people panic.

Usually at this time, everyone gathers together or chats about the latest situation, or the weird things they encountered when they received orders, and the bleak picture of Weixuan when he was doing his homework.At this time, Big Fatty would squat in front of her and stare quietly, admiring her miserable situation.It's a pity that everyone went out today, and the three couples in the branch office all celebrated Valentine's Day on Qixi Festival!

When Big Fatty was lonely, he couldn't help thinking, or else he should find a partner.He shook his head again in a blink of an eye, where can he find a cat ghost that has lived like it for more than 1000 years?While letting his mind go, Chen Yang and Du Shuo came back.

When Chen Yang saw the messy desktop and the open fat house Happy Water, his face turned cold: "Fat, do you know your weight?" Fatty's tail swaying from side to side suddenly stopped, and he turned his head to squeeze three or four floors The fat face under the chin tried to put on a cute and innocent expression: "Meow?"

Chen Yang stared sharply: "Speak humanly! Don't make funny faces, don't scold and be arrogant for three days."

Fatty: "...a single cat, lonely, and very hurt in my heart." In order not to lose weight, Big Roushan can bend and stretch.

Chen Yang was quite surprised: "Don't you have many beautiful cat girlfriends?"

Speaking of this, Fatty fiddled with his bald forehead sadly, full of grief and indignation.After the hair on the forehead was pulled out by the witch doll, it has not been able to grow back.The voodoo doll and the little zombie worked hand in hand, and when it wasn't paying attention, they shaved off the cat hair on its forehead, just like cutting leeks.Without beautiful fur, how can Fatty conquer other beautiful cats with his beauty?

Big fat beauty?Chen Yang was expressionless: "Oh, remember to clean up the table. We won't come back at night, if other people don't come back, you can close the door yourself. If they come back, let them close the door. The dirty floor and table must be cleaned up."

Fatty: "Aren't you coming back tonight?"

Chen Yang: "I won't come back."

Du Shuo came down from upstairs, carrying two bags in his hands.There seemed to be a change of clothes in the bag, and he went downstairs and walked towards Chen Yang: "Let's go." Chen Yang smiled, then waved to Big Fatty: "Let's go first, goodbye."

Big Fatty was as stiff as a rock. If it guessed correctly, the two of them should be going to open a room, and they even brought a change of clothes.Fatty slumped back on the sofa and kicked the bag of potato chips at his feet to the ground.He turned over and buried his face in the sofa, his back was extremely desolate.

After a while, I heard footsteps at the door.Fatty suddenly pricked up one ear, and folded the other ear to eavesdrop. It was Mao Xiaoli and Zhang Qiudao.The couple has been together for nearly four years, but marriage has not been considered yet.

Obviously, the parents of both parties have recognized each other as in-laws. Papa Mao used to urge them to get married almost every few days in a sad tone, but Xiaoli immediately hung up when she heard it was Papa Mao's voice.Mao Xiaoli and Papa Mao had been playing guerrilla warfare for a while, and the people in the tossing and scoring game would get nervous when they heard the ringtone of their mobile phones during that time.

Mao Xiaoli: "Did you buy a night show ticket?"

Zhang Qiudao: "Yes. The panic buying started half a month ago. There is still half an hour to start, but there are too many people."

"Breaking blood in crowds is my strong point! Don't be afraid, I will show you a way." Mao Xiaoli said with a grin.When Fatty looked at it, he saw Zhang Qiudao staring at Mao Xiaoli with a doting expression, and kissed her lips with his head down.

After observing for a while, Fatty suddenly said, "Meow!"

Mao Xiaoli was taken aback, but Zhang Qiudao took revenge with the Seven Star Sword.Fatty narrowly escaped, met Zhang Qiudao's warning eyes, and squatted down quite complacently: "Aren't you coming back tonight?"

"Also?" Mao Xiaoli picked out key words: "Brother Chen and Du Ju won't come back tonight? Are you going out to open a room again?"

Fatty: "...Are you very experienced?"

Mao Xiaoli waved her hand indifferently: "Fortunately, a dozen or so inexplicable Valentine's Days a year is enough for me to get used to." She turned to greet Zhang Qiu and said, "Have I got all my things?"

Zhang Qiudao patted the backpack on his back and nodded: "It's ready."

Fatty was curious: "What are you carrying?"

Mao Xiaoli's eyes lit up: "Fortune talismans, evil spirit talismans and peach blossom talismans are the easiest to sell in places with a lot of people. Especially on Qixi Festival, hundreds of peach blossom talismans can be sold out in the blink of an eye."

Fatty was speechless for a while: "So Qixi Festival is not a date, but a charm?"

"No. Of course it's mainly about dating, and selling talismans to make money to support the family. You don't understand this kind of thing, you are single after all." Mao Xiaoli said with a smile.

Zhang Qiudao glanced at Fatty, and suddenly smiled and said, "That's right, neither a single dog nor a single cat can understand the little fun between couples. After all, they are single, they have never experienced it, and they don't understand."

Fatty suddenly understood the meaning of the phrase "Heaven is reincarnated, who is spared by heaven". A few years ago, he laughed at Zhang Qiudao for not being able to catch up with Mao Xiaoli alone, and now it is his turn to be laughed at.Fatty had a heart attack, and suddenly remembered Kou Xuanling and Lu Xiuzhi, so he asked them if they weren't coming back either.

Mao Xiaoli waved her hand: "It's awkward, I probably won't come back." She remembered seeing Lu Xiuzhi following behind Kou Xuanling with lowered eyebrows and ears during the day, and laughed: "The family ugliness is not publicized, I guess I will go back to another apartment that Lao Kou bought Let’s celebrate Qixi Festival.” After speaking, he left with Zhang Qiudao.

There is really only one big fat cat left in the sub-bureau, and it is still only fat cat.It flicked its tail, and continued to nest on the sofa to catch up on the drama.Anyway, I've been used to a cat for a long time, so I don't feel lonely.

Ten minutes later, Fatty heard knocking on the door again.He raised his head and followed the prestige, and found that it was Ma Shanfeng, so he asked, "Did you drop something?"

Ma Shanfeng smiled and said: "The family fried small dried fish, and Kaixuan and the baby don't eat it, do you want it?"

Big Fatty muttered: "I've eaten a long time ago." Ma Shanfeng told him to speak louder, so he couldn't hear clearly.Fatty raised his voice and said, "Eat!"

Ma Shanfeng: "Then let's go. I'll close the door first."

Accompanied by the sound of closing the door, Fatty asked, "Are the little zombie and the witch doll asleep?"

"No. Tomorrow is a holiday, so I played crazy today."

Fatty was terrified: "Or...or not going."

Ma Shanfeng laughed: "Kaixuan was very interested in the previous Qixi Festival. I checked a lot of information for reference some time ago and mobilized many people to hold the Qixi Festival in the community. Festival, do you want to go and have a look?"

Fatty recalled the grand occasion of Qiqiao on July [-]th in the Sui and Tang Dynasties. He was both nostalgic and afraid, and a little timid because of his closeness to his hometown.Ma Shanfeng continued: "Many people in the community brought their cats here, and the most beautiful puppet cat is also there—"

Big Fatty immediately jumped up: "I'll go!"