The whole entertainment industry begs me not to drink CP

Tu Bai was sitting by the bed, shaking his head to follow the rhythm, looking calm and relaxed, just like a little white rabbit shaking its head.

Shen Jianxia followed the sound source and looked up, and when he saw the stainless steel bowl stuffed between the top of the wardrobe and the ceiling, his pupils trembled: "Xiaobai, you...you are?"

"It's too noisy upstairs, so I won't listen to you." Tubai stood up and stretched, "The property isn't resolved, so I have to deal with it myself."

Shen Jianxia's ears kept echoing "Give me a giaogiao! Ollie!", and he was completely stunned by giao: "I can understand if you play some other music, but what you play is... ..."

"It's an earthy video." Tu Bai took a look at him as a matter of course, "Don't you like watching this?"

Shen Jianxia: "???"

nonsense!Since when did he like to watch this kind of thing! ?

What about the cold and high-end summer personality he has worked so hard to create? !

Tubai observed Shen Jianxia's expression, saw that his face was full of astonishment, and seemed to be unable to recall for a while, so he kindly reminded: "Didn't you use the account of Winter Banquet to post some giao or something? I searched and it turned out that You like watching earthy videos. I think it’s quite magical, and it can be used to deal with upstairs.”

Shen Jianxia: "..." Summer Fengping was brutally murdered.

Shen Jianxia: "You misunderstood, it's not that I didn't..."

Shen Jianxia: "You know, we authors of novels need to collect materials and learn a lot of things, whether we like it or not, whether we are interested or not..."

Tu Bai didn't care whether he liked it or not, or if he was really just collecting material, with an expression of "it's okay, whatever you say is what you say", he picked up his phone and checked the time: "It's 10 minutes."

After speaking, he turned off the player.

The deafening sound stopped instantly, and there was no movement upstairs at all. It seemed that he had received Tubai's earthy warning and was completely intimidated.

The sound of "giaogiaogiao" that had been lingering in Shen Jianxia's ears finally disappeared. He helped his forehead and couldn't help laughing: "Where did you learn this trick? Don't talk about going upstairs, I'm so confused by your giao."

"Learned online." Tubai clicked his tongue and didn't intend to take off the loudspeaker, maybe he can continue to use it tomorrow. "Sand sculpture netizens are very smart, this is just a small warning. I also bought Zhenlou Artifact, if they quarrel again, I will fight them to the death."

"Actually, it doesn't matter if I work in a coffee shop." Shen Jianxia leaned against the door frame, put her hands in her pockets, and smiled with squinted eyes, "Don't be as knowledgeable as them, it's not worth wasting time for them."

Tu Bai raised his eyes from the phone screen, looked at Shen Jianxia for a while, and then said: "I'm so bored at home alone, I can't go anywhere."

Hearing this sentence, Shen Jianxia paused.

He didn't answer right away, but quickly analyzed the amount of information contained in the little rabbit's sentence in his brain.

Do you think staying at his house is too boring?Want to hang out?still……

"I don't want you to go out, I want you to work at home." Tubai looked directly into Shen Jianxia's eyes, her voice was soft but firm, "I don't want to be alone, I want you to accompany me. I don't have to sit Together, even if you are writing manuscripts in the study upstairs, I can read books and watch dramas in the living room by myself, I will not disturb your work."

The content of this passage was a bit sensational, and even Tu Bai himself felt a little embarrassed after he finished speaking.

However, this embarrassment was only for a moment, and he quickly recovered his calmness.

In the past, he would never feel bored or lonely.

Tu Bai has been in the film crew since he was a child. It can be said that he grew up on the set, and his personality has always been very independent.When he was a teenager, he moved out of the house to live alone, and he was used to being free.After her mother passed away, Tubai became a real person, and she was used to living alone all these years.

However, during the week that Shen Jianxia's family stayed, Tubai clearly felt that his mentality had quietly changed.

In the past, he often went to the movies alone, and after watching, he could have a hot pot downstairs by himself, and then take a leisurely stroll in the shopping mall to promote digestion. He was not lonely at all, but very comfortable.Usually, he doesn't feel bored at home. He has many ways to pass the time and lives a fulfilling life.

Shen Jian Xia rented a small house, but whenever he went out to work with his computer on his back, Tu Bai would lie on the sofa alone and wait for him to come back, but suddenly felt that the house was empty and he was lonely.

The waiting time suddenly became longer.

He felt as if he had become a small animal raised by Shen Jianxia, ​​staying at home obediently, and the happiest thing every day was to wait for the owner to go home after work.

When did this feeling of loneliness begin to appear, Tu Bai himself couldn't tell.

Maybe... it started when they were roommates in high school.

I am not used to sitting alone in an empty house in a daze.

Began to rely on the life of two people together.

Hearing Tu Bai's words, Shen Jianxia tilted her head.He looked at Tu Bai, and curled the corners of his lips cunningly: "You mean..."

He knew that Tubai had always had no taboos in speaking, but he didn't expect Tubai to speak so bluntly.

But he insisted on guiding the other party, spit out all the words in his heart bit by bit.

Just like Tubai used to hold him to slowly draw out his sincerity.

"I know it might be a bit selfish to say it this way." Tubai knew that the man was fishing tentatively, so he calmly and voluntarily bit the bait, and threw a bait backhand at him, "I just want to be with the person I like. together."

After saying these words out of his mouth, Tu Bai breathed a sigh of relief.

Not as embarrassing as I thought.Although I didn't have the character of relying on others before, but now I always want to stick with Shen Jianxia...

It's deadly.

But he will not deliberately hide his inner thoughts.Regarding Shen Jianxia, ​​Tu Bai had long ago decided to treat him in a different way.

Compared with the previous way of testing each other, it is better to cut open your heart and show it to Shen Jianxia.

Tubai wants Shen Jianxia to see clearly that he needs him because he likes him, not out of sympathy and pity, or just wanting to warm each other up or any other messy reasons.

Just because I like it.

This is Tubai's bait.

He wants to lure the little fox who pokes his head over and let him take his hook willingly.

"Okay." Shen Jianxia's smile was a little lazy, he stared at Tubai, his eyes seemed to be contemplative, but his eyes were bright, "I won't go out tomorrow, I'll be with you."

Upstairs was obedient all night, and continued to be a monster the next day.

At six o'clock in the morning, Tubai was woken up on time by the thumping and screaming of children running upstairs.

He slowly turned over under the blanket, yawned unhappily, took the mobile phone on the bedside table, connected it to the Bluetooth of the loudspeaker, and played a sketch: "Ah, that's it, ah, just So to speak! Fourteen, five or six flowers bloom in spring! Ah June six, watch Guxiu, spring hits six or nine heads, this kind of packaging is simply too uncomfortable! I can’t open my mouth, I can’t keep up with walking! Do you think it’s uncomfortable? ! You say it’s uncomfortable!”*

Ten minutes later, the sound of running and screaming upstairs disappeared, replaced by the sound of yelling and screaming at the child.

Satisfied, Tu Bai turned off the music, pulled the quilt over her head, and continued to sleep.

Shen Jianxia in the study next door was not woken up by the upstairs, but was woken up by the deafening "Spring! Season! Flowers! Fourteen, five, six!" coming from the tea room.

Shen Jianxia: "..."

He doesn't know whether the upstairs is uncomfortable or not, he only knows that he is a little uncomfortable now.

Not long after it stopped, the upstairs seemed unconvinced, and deliberately picked up the early morning and nap time to make a few noises, dragging the stool, chopping ribs, chopping meat, shooting balls and playing marbles, it was so noisy, and the children were still allowed to run upstairs after ten o'clock in the evening scream.

Not to be outdone, Tu Bai directly shook back with the tower-shaking artifact.

The tower shaking artifact is much more powerful than the loudspeaker, and within 10 minutes, the sound of beating and crying children came from upstairs.

Hearing the miserable crying from upstairs, Shen Jianxia collapsed on the sofa and laughed out loud.Tu Bai next to him was much calmer, chewing on nuts while flipping through Shen Jianxia's manuscript box.

There is no way upstairs, so I found the property to put pressure on them.Tubai ignored them at all, and returned the sentence "If you think it's noisy, live in a villa" back to them.

After three days of fighting wits, the upstairs finally conceded. The child's parents came to the door to apologize and promised that they would pay attention to avoid disturbing the people in the future, so Tu Bai stopped.

After dealing with the noise upstairs, Shen Jianxia can finally work at home.He no longer has to run out with his computer on his back, and stays at home as much as possible.When writing manuscripts, Shen Jianxia would lock herself in the study, and would come down to accompany Tubai as soon as the work was over.

In fact, they have no common entertainment activities, and most of the time they do their own things.Tu Bai used Shen Jianxia's iPad to download a two-person version of the gold miner, with their heads next to each other, their two fingers frantically poking the screen, competing to dig gold mines, and having fun.

That seems to be enough.

In the second week of Tu Bai's stay at Shen Jianxia's house, "Their Week" released a program trailer.

In order to promote the super big IP of "Killing the Gods", Tangerine Films spent a lot of money, even bought the copyright of animation, and produced it intensively.As a self-made variety show tailored to promote "Killing the Gods", "Their Week" followed the trend, and invited the top popular idol Lu Zhicheng to be the special guest commentator of the first studio.In addition, the program preview is even more hyped under the title of "Summer Variety Show First Show by Super Popular Writer Bai".

"Their Week" became popular before it was aired. Highlights such as playing the suona in full swing, Shen Jianxia's endorsement on the street, Gu Zihan and Wang Hezhi's selling Tang Sanzang barbecue, etc. became popular searches on Reuters in turn, earning the audience's expectations.

When editing the trailer, the program team magnified the contradictions and conflicts at the recording site, and chose to capture the embarrassing scene of Shen Jianxia performing on the street on the first day but screaming loudly, the scene of Tubai saving the field saying that he can do everything but being questioned by the onlookers, and Gu Zihan and Wang Hezhi planned to draw chalk paintings but were crushed by other buskers and other clips were cross-edited, and several guests questioned and accused each other while watching the replay in the studio, creating a very strong sense of tension. After watching the trailer, the viewers who watched the Reuters video had great interest and anticipation in how the next few guests reversed and slapped the crowd.

When the first episode of the program aired, Shen Jianxia was shutting herself in the study to work.Tu Bai was lying on the sofa in the living room on the first floor, holding Shen Jianxia's iPad, while eating the dried fruit that Shen Jianxia bought for him, while chasing variety shows on time.

At the beginning of the show, first enter the studio scene.

The studio was designed like a living room, the guests and the host sat side by side on the sofa, facing a huge LCD screen.They will watch the edited and post-processed show together in the studio, discussing and critiquing each other's reactions during the recording process.

Now, there are five guests and one host in the studio.In addition to the four guests who participated in the show, including Tu Bai, there is also a special guest commentator, Lu Zhicheng, and the host is the lady who is the chief planner of the show.

"Hello, viewers and friends. Welcome to Orange Video's self-made observation reality show "Their Week". The guest is the super-popular writer Bai’s Summer, and the studio’s special guest commentator for this issue is the super-popular idol Lu Zhicheng.” The chief planner introduced the guests present to the audience.

At this moment, a bullet screen floated across the screen:

[Ah ah ah ah little rabbit white mother is coming]

[Summer is so handsome, 1551 is even more handsome than Reuters! ]

[Ah Cheng Cheng! ! !My Cheng Cheng! ! ! ! ]

After Tu Bai and others briefly introduced themselves to the audience, the chief planner began to interact with the guests: "Is this the first time Mr. Summer is on the show?"

"Yes." Shen Jianxia nodded, "I haven't participated before."

"Are you feeling nervous now?" The chief planner smiled and pointed to the camera.

"A little bit, but I won't let you see it." Shen Jianxia raised his eyes, raised his eyebrows at the camera, and smiled easily, "I am a person who is not very good at expressing myself in words, and I may be more awkward in front of the camera." Restraint. If there is anything wrong, please bear with me."

"It's okay." Tu Bai, who was sitting beside him, opened the thermos and took a sip of warm water, "Just be yourself."

[Ah, Xiao Tubai is really gentle]

[He can see that Summer is nervous]

[What is the painting style of the self-contained thermos cup 23333 wolfberry wine?]

"Okay, then let's take a look at the scene when the four guests first arrived at the recording site." The chief planner said.

The screen switched to the scene when several guests first arrived at the program group on the first day.

When Shen Jianxia, ​​wearing a black T-shirt and baseball cap, appeared in front of the camera with a trolley case, the barrage suddenly became dense:

[ah!Summer is big!So handsome ah ah]

[555555 hope that S will enter the entertainment industry more in the future!So handsome! ]

Seeing the camera, Shen Jianxia's expression was a little unnatural. He reached out and pulled the brim of his peaked cap, and smiled at the camera: "Hello, I'm Summer."

Seeing this, Tu Bai held the iPad and lay down on the sofa in a different position.

Shen Jianxia was indeed not very confident at the time.

The show played until they were sitting in the car heading to the recording site, and the staff asked, "Are you nervous now?"

Gu Zihan and Wang Hezhi were full of excitement and chattered, while Tubai didn't respond as usual.

Only Shen Jianxia, ​​who was sitting in the corner, did not answer, but smiled unnaturally, subconsciously dodging the camera.

[Ah...Suddenly I feel so sorry for Summer.He doesn't seem to be really used to it. ]

[Seeing S University is like seeing myself. I laugh and laugh all day like a sand sculpture on the Internet, but I am a very unconfident person in real life. Cold field...]

At the same time, the screen is split, half of which is still continuing to record live, while the other half switches to the studio.

"Hey, look, Summer is dodging the camera." In the studio, Gu Zihan seemed to have discovered a new world, and pointed to the LCD screen in surprise.

"We didn't seem to notice Summer at the time." Wang Hezhi turned his head to look at Shen Jianxia with a slightly apologetic expression, "You seem nervous, sorry."

"It's okay, this is my own problem." Shen Jianxia shook her head, her tone was calm, "I'm really not very confident. I decided to participate in this show because I hoped to overcome my timidity when facing the camera. Everyone has flaws, always You have to make up your mind to fix it.”

The chief planner and Lu Zhicheng chatted about "fear of the camera" and "stage fright", and Gu Zihan and Wang Hezhi also joined the topic.

While they were chatting, Tu Bai moved his body a little closer to Shen Jianxia, ​​and comforted him in a low voice: "You've done a good job, don't be nervous."

Shen Jianxia turned her face to look at him, hooked the corners of her lips, and smiled slightly: "Okay."

Tu Bai remembered that when he was in the studio, he obviously lowered his voice, but unexpectedly it was still recorded.

[Ahhhhhhhhhh Tubai is too warm! ]

[Tubai knew that the camera was filming him, so he deliberately comforted Summer like this for the sake of character setting, right? ]

[I really feel sorry for Summer, but I also admire him. If it were me, I would not have the courage to overcome it at all]

[Come on, brother! ]

The screen switched back to the recording scene. Gu Zihan and Wang Hezhi were not shy about selling rot in front of the camera. One called the other "Hanhan" and the other called the other "Zhizhi".

[Other stars appearing on variety shows are all for setting up CPs, and only Tubai is for CP. ]

[Tubai is eating CP at close range!Envious hahahahaha! ]

When the two of them got tired of each other, Tu Bai next to him visibly shuddered, and moved towards Shen Jianxia calmly.

Obviously, some viewers also noticed Tubai's subtle reaction, and the barrage that was still envious of him being able to eat CP on the spot suddenly changed:

[srsd, haven't you noticed that every time Gu Zihan and Wang Hezhi sprinkle sugar, Tu Bai looks disgusted? ? ?Obviously know that this is a business CP and can't go on! ]

[Hahahaha Although I know this is industrial saccharin, but the tea white is too obvious! ! ! ]

[It is not necessarily true what you are talking about, but what you are talking about is not necessarily true 23333333]

Was his expression so disgusting at the time?

Seeing the dense barrage of bullets floating across the screen, Tu Bai held the iPad and twitched the corner of his mouth involuntarily.

When it was the turn to divide the room, the barrage increased significantly:

[Oh!Xia Bai sleeps in one room! ]

[Ah ah ah ah summer day rushes!Hurry up, hurry up]

In the end, as the audience wished, Tu Bai and Shen Jianxia slept in one room, while Gu Zihan and Wang Hezhi slept in the other.

The screen switched to Shen Jianxia.He didn't know that there was a hidden camera in the room at the time, so he glanced at the bunk beds in the room, with the disgust and disappointment written on his face undisguised: "I thought it was a double bed, but I didn't expect..."

Speaking of this, the conversation suddenly changed and became: "Then are you on top or am I on top?"

The picture was fixed on Tu Bai's shocked expression, and a row of "?????" was added to his head later.

At the same time, the screen switched back to the studio scene.Hearing these words, Gu Zihan, who was drinking water, sprayed water onto Wang Hezhi's face next to him with a puff.

Wang Hezhi: "..."

Shen Jianxia sat on the sofa and smiled awkwardly: "Hahaha..."

On the contrary, Tubai, who was sitting next to him, looked calm.

At the end of the show, a line of capitalized and bold words was added to the screen: Mr. Summer, what are you talking about? !

[My god, what kind of tiger-wolf words are these! What nonsense are you talking about, Mr. S!Do you still need to ask?Of course you are on top hahahaha! ]

[Hahahahahahahahahaha Gu Zihan is too real! ! ! ]

[Gu Zihan: Scared me to death.jpg]

[Don't separate the beds, sleep together!sleep together!sleep together! ]

[Xiaotubai: I hate you for being a fool]

[Wang Hezhi: Don't hit me! ]

The screen switches back to the recording site.In the room, Shen Jianxia asked Tubai innocently: "Will that sentence I just said be cut by the program crew?"

And Tubai answered him with an expression.

A row of big bold words appeared on the screen again: Mr. Summer, what are you thinking?Of course it will! ! !

[Hahahahahahaha program group: innocent amateur! ]

[Tubai is so tired, hahahahaha! ]

At the same time, the screen was split, and Lu Zhicheng in the studio on the other side couldn't help laughing: "Mr. Summer, aren't you too innocent?"

Facing the ridicule, Shen Jianxia's expression did not change: "Yes, I am still a child after all."

In the picture, after Shen Jianxia finished saying this, Tu Bai, who was sitting next to him and was seriously watching the screen, suddenly turned his face, glanced at him silently, curled the corners of his lips, and showed a subtle smile.

[Fuck the rabbit for nothing!What is he scorning! ]

[Tubai: Pure love, you big-headed ghost! ]

[What the hell happened during the seven days they slept together! ! ! ]

[Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

At this very moment, Tubai, holding an iPad and watching the variety shows simultaneously with netizens: "..."

He really just smiled casually...

He doesn't know about the innocent virgin with rich sexual experience, the yellow and violent winter feast when he drives a car, and someone with first-rate kissing skills that makes his legs weak!

The author has something to say: early ovo~ the author went to sleep hhh

*Remarks: Quoted from Zhao Lirong's 1995 Spring Festival Gala sketch "So Packaged".