The whole entertainment industry begs me not to drink CP

At this moment, the sound of pulling a chair suddenly came from upstairs.The chair rubbed against the ground and made a sharp sound, and the harsh sound lasted for a long time before it subsided.

But it was quiet for a while, and it was replaced by the sound of pushing open the window and moving things to the anti-theft net on the window sill.

Although he was already awake, Tu Bai frowned when he heard this intermittent and disturbing voice early in the morning.

He glanced at the time on his phone, it was not yet seven o'clock.

Suddenly, the door was knocked lightly from outside.

Tu Bai rolled over under the blanket and looked towards the door, Shen Jianxia who was outside the door just opened the door.

As soon as the door opened, Shen Jianxia met a pair of big round eyes.

He didn't expect that Tubai had already woken up, he paused for a moment, then pointed to the ceiling: "Did it wake you up?"

"I woke up by myself." Tubai shook his head, reached out his hand from under the quilt, and put the phone on the bedside table, "Is there such a big commotion upstairs every day?"

"Well, it makes noise at 06:30 every morning. It's a family living above, with old people and children." Shen Jianxia walked into the room, sat down by the bed, with a helpless expression, "I went upstairs and knocked on the door twice. , It’s all old people who come to open the door, so there’s no way to communicate.”

"A family crowded in a place like this?" Tu Bai showed an unbelievable expression.

This kind of loft duplex has a small area, it’s okay for one or two people, but it’s a little bit reluctant for a family.This place doesn't seem to be a school district house either. Water and electricity are probably charged on a commercial basis. It would be better for a large family to find an ordinary residential area than here, right?

Just when Tubai was frowning and thinking, Shen Jianxia who was sitting by the bed suddenly stretched out his arms, hugging him with the quilt in his arms, bowed his head and kissed his forehead: "Sleep for a while?"

Dry lips touched her forehead, and Tubai lay on Shen Jianxia's arms with her upper body leaning on her, blinked slowly, but couldn't react right away: "... so noisy, how can I sleep. "

After a pause, he raised his eyes again and looked at the two faint black spots under Shen Jianxia's eyes: "Did you wake up or did you not sleep?"

Since Shen Jianxia moved out by herself, the original regular work and rest time has been completely disrupted.When he doesn’t have to go to class or go to the production team, he often turns day and night upside down. He writes until one or two o’clock in the morning at night, then starts to cook and eat, and then writes after eating. When it’s dawn, he starts to cook hot pot and eat barbecue. After eating, he takes a shower Sleep, sleep until two or three o'clock in the afternoon and then get up and continue writing...

It's not a normal person's routine at all.

When he used to live in school, he would get up early for morning exercises, but now he has become completely sloppy and doesn't want to move at all.

He still worked all night last night, but it wasn't for writing a manuscript, but was busy helping with public relations.

However, he would not tell Tubai these things.

Shen Jianxia was about to speak, when suddenly there was the harsh sound of dragging the stool against the ground upstairs, and after a while, other ping-pong-pong sounds followed.

Tubai listened for a while, then frowned and said, "Does this family skip rope early in the morning?"

"They often do this. Children sometimes play football upstairs." Shen Jianxia stretched out his hand and gently covered Tubai's ears, "I have earplugs, do you want to wear them?"

"I can't sleep anymore." Tubai shook his head, "They are usually so noisy, how do you write?"

"I'll write after they're all asleep. It's good to do things in the dead of night." Shen Jianxia replied casually, "I usually go to bed at dawn and wear earplugs."

Isn't this completely American work and rest?Wouldn't it be strange not to damage the body if this continues?

Tu Bai asked with some displeasure: "Have you looked for a property?"

"The property doesn't matter, because they are the owners and I am the tenant." Seeing the dissatisfied expression of the little rabbit, Shen Jianxia pressed a joking smile on the corner of his lips, deliberately trying to arouse the other party's affection with a pitiful tone, "I have to endure it... ...Is it miserable?"

Who would have expected that Tubai showed a natural expression: "Ah, aren't you rich? After buying it, you are the owner, aren't you?"

Shen Jianxia: "..."

Tubai: "..."

The two looked at each other, and the atmosphere was a little delicate.

Two seconds later, Shen Jianxia made a breakthrough first.He laughed out loud, stretched out his hand and pinched Tubai's nose: "You little poor man, you don't have a dime in your pocket, why is your consumption concept so different from ordinary people? This is a house in a super-first-tier city, so you can buy it as soon as you say it." ?"

"Sorry, I forgot that I don't have any money." Tubai calmed down, "What about your money? Don't you manage money?"

In order to replace Ji Ting last year, Shen Jianxia invested all his money in the drama version of "Killing the Gods" and became one of the investors. Tubai knew this.

But after that, under Wen Che's manipulation, Shen Jianxia sold the copyrights of other works at sky-high prices.It stands to reason that he should be the richest author among the authors of the Blue Ocean Literature Network, and he should have been able to mention a sea view room long ago.

"Why, you want to help me manage money before you become my boyfriend?" Shen Jianxia raised her eyebrows, hugged the person in her arms and the quilt tightly, with a smirk in her eyes, "It's not impossible."

Tubai twitched the corners of his lips and snorted, "Why don't you buy a house?"

"The money is used for other things, anyway, I don't care if I live alone or not." Shen Jianxia didn't say a serious word, "If you become my boyfriend, I'll buy it right away, a townhouse."

You've been chattering all day long, but I haven't seen you confess your love to me.Tubai rolled his eyes and changed the subject: "I saw you posted on Weibo."

"Are you moved? If you are moved, please make a promise with your body." Shen Jianxia said.

"I don't want you to get into this muddy water." Tu Bai frowned. "In the future, try to speak as little as possible about this kind of thing. It's best to get yourself out and not get involved. In case they change direction and target you..."

"Xiaobai, I'm not a child anymore. Don't worry about me first if you have anything to do in the future." Shen Jianxia covered his mouth with his hand and narrowed his eyes. If you are used to it, it is impossible to take it out, so it should be rehearsed in advance."

Just as Tubai was about to ask why it was impossible to take it out, the movement upstairs that had just stopped for a while resumed again, creaking.

"Get up and wash up, and then have breakfast?" Shen Jianxia let go of him and asked, "When the supermarket opens, let's go buy some of your usual toiletries and a few sets of clothes."

"Okay." Released from his confinement, Tu Bai was finally able to move, lifted the quilt and sat up, "I have to go to the morning exercise before going to the supermarket."

It's all like this, and you still need to do morning exercises?

He is really a good baby who goes to bed early and wakes up early, and has a normal work and rest routine. He is worthy of being a self-disciplined star.

Thinking of this, Shen Jianxia thought she was very considerate and said: "Okay, then I'll wait for you to come back from morning exercise at home before going to the supermarket together."

"No." Tubai turned his head and glanced at him, "I mean, you go to morning exercises with me."

Shen Jianxia: "???"

Shen Jianxia: "No, I won't go..."

Tubai said with a serious expression: "No way. Yesterday I felt that your abdominal muscles are not as obvious as before. If you don't exercise, you will become a bald, greasy boy with a big belly."

Shen Jianxia: "..."

How!what!Can!can!

In the end, he couldn't hold back the other party. After breakfast, Shen Jianxia, ​​who had a disordered schedule and lack of exercise day and night, yawned and was dragged out by the fully armed Tubai to do morning exercises.

After not exercising for a long time, after running three laps around the nearby park, Shen Jianxia began to feel muscle soreness, and changed from running to jogging and then to slow walking.But Tu Bai ran ten laps in one breath, and when he passed by Shen Jianxia, ​​he turned his head around and gave him a contemptuous look.

Shen Jianxia: "..."

Feeling belittled.

Some kind of strange masculine dignity began to cause trouble, Shen Jianxia gritted his teeth, took a step, and caught up with the slender figure in front of him.

However, Shen Jianxia never expected that Tu Bai was simply a god.After running around, he found an open space, stood there calmly, and started...

Do Tai Chi.

Shen Jianxia: "..."

After finishing a set of boxing skills smoothly, a circle of old men and women who also came to practice in the morning had gathered around Tu Bai, and everyone was amazed:

"The young man has practiced for many years, right? What set have you hit?"

"It's a really good fight!"

Tu Bai raised the back of his hand to wipe the sweat off his brow, and punched the crowd.

He turned his head and saw Shen Jianxia who was sitting on the stone bench next to him with a look of lovelessness, clicked his tongue, and stopped in front of him.

"It's playing big swords, somersaults, and Taijiquan." Shen Jianxia looked up at him with a piece of dog's tail grass in his mouth, his teeth gently grinding the grass roots, shaking the fluffy grass up and down, smiling with a wide eye, "Did you secretly go to Shaolin Temple to learn from a master?"

Tu Bai didn't deny it, and asked, "Did I play well?"

"Fight well, fight well, make the uncle croak." Shen Jianxia immediately turned into a ruthless sycophant, and applauded wildly, "Brother's fist is not a fist, but a relationship with Wudang Zhang Sanfeng! My brother's legs are not legs, but the turbulent water outside Shaolin Temple!"

"Well, good compliment." Tubai nodded, "Starting tomorrow, you will learn Tai Chi with me."

Shen Jianxia: "Hahahaha...ah???"

Tubai: "Wake up at six o'clock in the morning, eat breakfast, do morning exercises, run circles, boxing, go out for a walk after dinner, and go to bed before 11:30 every night. You must work and rest regularly, and exercise frequently. Also, the daily update must be in After finishing writing during the day, you can’t procrastinate until night to write, otherwise you will definitely not have time to sleep.”

Shen Jianxia: "..."

Why does he always feel like he's digging a hole for himself to jump in...

Anyway, Tubai started his life of being dependent on others, and Shen Jianxia also started his own captivity plan.

He gave up the more spacious and comfortable master bedroom to Tubai, tidied up the study room himself, and made a bed to live in it.

Before becoming an adult, Shen Jianxia was a very frugal person, but since he moved out to live alone, he began to let himself go. He bought more than a dozen electronic devices alone, and all kinds of chargers filled the coffee table.Even so, his living habits have not changed much, and he still uses nine yuan ninety-three yuan of soap and ten yuan a bag of ordinary washing powder.

However, Shen Jianxia was willing to spend money on Tubai.

On the second day after Tu Bai came, he bought all the expensive skin care products, vitamins and toiletries that Tu Bai used before, and when he wanted to buy some luxury brand clothes for her, he was caught by Tu Bai. He stared and stopped: "You have too much spare money, don't you? Don't buy it!"

Although scolded, Shen Jianxia still stubbornly bought him a dozen sets of clothes according to Tu Bai's preferences.

He is happy to spend money for the people he likes.

Seeing that Xia raised Tubai like raising piglets, he felt that Tubai was too thin, and he didn't approve of Tubai's diet of ascetic monks who only ate grass, so he got up early every morning after morning exercises with Tubai. I went to the nearby vegetable market to buy fresh pork. I said that I can only buy good meat if I go early, and I can't go to the supermarket, I have to go to the vegetable market.

What he bought back was not lean tenderloin, but pork belly with fat and lean parts—or it could be said that it was almost all fat with little lean meat.

When Shen Jianxia was cutting the meat, Tubai stood at the door of the kitchen, staring dumbfounded at him as he easily lifted a piece of pork belly half the size of his own face, raised his eyebrows, and praised the piece of meat lovingly He said: "This piece of pork belly is really beautiful."

His tone was gentle as if he was praising his lover's beauty.

Then, he raised the knife and mercilessly cut the beautiful piece of pork belly into thin slices half the size of a palm.

"What is this?" Looking at the layers of thick fat, Tu Bai was full of despair, and his tone was full of resistance, "I won't eat, I won't eat, I won't eat!"

However, now that he has fallen into Shen Jianxia's hands, how could Shen Jianxia give him a chance to picky eaters.

Turn on the electric ceramic stove, put the pan on the rack, brush the oil, spread the marinated pork belly all over the bottom of the pan with chopsticks, turn on the lowest heat and fry slowly, turn it over from time to time, and the pork belly will be roasted in a few minutes. Simply sprinkle some cumin powder, prickly ash powder and chili powder, and feed it directly into Tubai's mouth with chopsticks: "Open your mouth, ah—"

Looking at the sizzling pork belly that was handed to his mouth, Tu Bai just wanted to overturn the whole dining table immediately.

However, depending on others, sometimes I still have to bow my head...

After all, everything he eats, wears, and lives in is Shen Jianxia's, and even the baggy pajamas on his body are Shen Jianxia's old T-shirts.

With Tubai's appetite, after eating only three slices of roasted pork belly, his mouth became greasy: "——No, it's too fat, I can't eat any more..."

"Tsk." Shen Jianxia stuffed a piece of pork belly into her mouth, and looked at him with pity, "You are too thin, you must eat more meat. Anyway, there is no agency to control you now, how about it, Tomorrow, I will make pickled pork with pickled vegetables for you to eat."

Tubai: "!!!"

Why is it fat again? !No!

Now he can reasonably suspect that Shen Jianxia is taking revenge on himself for forcing him to go to bed early and get up early to practice Tai Chi...

Shen Jianxia has a paranoid love for fat meat, and this kind of obsession terrifies Tu Bai.Daily pork belly, dunton pork belly, what kind of lard residue bibimbap, electric ceramic oven roasted pork belly, Korean style pork belly bibimbap, braised pork, braised pork, steamed pork, fried pork... Shen Jianxia can do whatever it is delicious or high-calorie.

Only lived in Shen Jianxia's place for a week, and Shen Jianxia had already put on three catties of fat by Shen Jianxia. The originally pointed chin had gained a little flesh, but it didn't look fat. Instead, it looked more juvenile and cuter.

"I can't eat pork belly anymore." After dinner, Tubai fell on the sofa clutching his stomach, with a look of hopelessness, "I'm going to do fifty push-ups tonight... no, seventy!"

Shen Jianxia put the dishes and chopsticks into the dishwasher, and after starting it, walked to Tu Bai and sat down: "I used to have a little dream."

"What?" Tu Bai turned to look at him, "Win the Nobel Prize for Literature?"

"No. I don't have such grand ambitions." Shen Jianxia leaned on the back of the sofa and sneered, "The first time I wrote online articles and Danmei was to try to make a fortune by writing, and then to support the little idol."

"Oh." Tubai responded without emotion, "It turns out that it's written, and I became popular first, and I'm even more popular than Muddy Idol, right?"

It sounds so bitter, but I don't know whether it is Shen Jianxia or himself who should feel bitter.

"I thought it was just my wishful thinking to keep an idol." Shen Jianxia stretched out his arm, grabbed the man over, lowered his head and kissed his fluffy little curly hair, "I didn't expect such a good thing to happen to me. Do I want to thank President Xiao Wen for giving me a chance to realize my dream?"

Tu Bai dodges, twists flexibly on the sofa, and kicks Shen Jianxia off the sofa: "Get lost."

During the week of staying at Shen Jianxia's house, Tu Bai hardly looked at social software. Apart from eating, drinking, sleeping and doing daily exercises, he just lay on the sofa and read the manuscripts in Shen Jianxia's draft box, laughing all the time.

After being far away from the online world, Tubai has reduced the reception of noisy information, and Tubai feels unprecedented ease.

In the past year, he has been doing high-intensity training almost every day, and he is really tired.After the contract was terminated, Tu Bai just wanted to take a good rest for a while, and he didn't want to care about anything else.

Just sit next to Shen Jianxia...

As long as I'm with Shen Jianxia...

Don't worry about anything, don't worry about anything, everything seems to be very simple.

The turmoil of the termination of the contract has not yet passed, and Tu Bai is still on the cusp of the storm, so it is not convenient to show his face in the public eye. Except for going to the supermarket with Shen Jianxia in full armor the next day after he first moved in, he has basically never gone out.

Either wear a mask early in the morning and go out for morning exercises, or take advantage of the night to go for a walk with Shen Jianxia, ​​and spend the rest of the time at home reading books, watching dramas and comics, and enjoying benefits. See Shen Jianxia's manuscript box in advance.

During this week, Tubai really had a very pleasant time.

In addition to being spoiled by the harsh noise from upstairs from time to time.

For a whole week, the noise from upstairs didn't stop, and it even got worse until after ten o'clock in the evening, I could still hear the sound of children running around upstairs.

Shen Jianxia couldn't bear the disturbance, so she could only carry the computer to the coffee shop or the school library to write.It's not convenient for Tu Bai to go out, so he stays at home and reads books and comics.

Shen Jianxia is a patient person, he always thinks of saving face when speaking, and considers whether others have any difficulties.Ke Tubai has a bad temper, he doesn't care if you are a human or a ghost, Shen Jianxia was not at home, so he went upstairs and knocked on the door.

It was an old lady who opened the door.Tubai explained the purpose of his visit, and tactfully expressed the hope that the other party would keep his voice down and not make too much noise after ten o'clock in the evening.

The old lady agreed quickly, and when Tubai turned around and went downstairs, there was a commotion upstairs again, and the movement was louder than before.

He went upstairs and knocked on the door twice, but there was still no effect. Finally, Tu Bai couldn't bear it anymore.

He could almost imagine how broken Shen Jianxia should have been bothered by these noises before.

The third time he went upstairs, Tu Bai went straight to the point: "Auntie, I'm a bad-mouthed person. There's a writer living in my house. You make such a big noise upstairs every day. He doesn't have a good rest and can't concentrate on writing at all." .Do you know how much money he earns by writing thousands of words a day? Can you compensate for the losses caused?"

"You are just renting the house, and we are the owners. We can do whatever we want. If you don't think it's quiet enough, then you can move to a villa." The old lady looked Tu Bai up and down with contemptuous eyes, plausible , "I'm still a writer, I think they are jobless people, right? The property should be taken care of, why are there so many tenants in this community, those messy people who can't afford a house are all living in..."

After finishing speaking, before Tubai could reply, she closed the door with a bang, leaving Tubai and the door panel staring wide-eyed.

Tubai: "..."

Gan!

He never expected that he would be deflated in front of the old lady!

Shen Jianxia can buy her two or three apartments just for the manuscript fee for one book!Who looks down on whom? !

In the past, he could buy as many houses as he wanted, and he wouldn't even live in this kind of community if he paid him a lot of money, okay? !

After several times of communication, there was no result. Tu Bai found the property wearing sunglasses and a mask, but was also prevaricated by saying "I'm sorry, he is the owner, and we can't take care of it".

How could Tubai have suffered such anger?

He supported the desk surface with both hands, lowered his head, and stared at the other party with a pair of eyes from behind the sunglasses, aggressively: "Since you are not easy to manage, then I will solve it in my own way, and I hope you will not intervene when the time comes."

The property management staff just wanted to calm down the matter, with an expression of "I see what you can make a moth": "Okay, okay, you can handle it yourself."

After receiving the promise of the property, Tu Bai made a decisive decision. When Shen Jianxia came home at night, he unceremoniously took Shen Jianxia's mobile phone away and started shopping online crazily.

Shen Jianxia didn't know what Tubai bought with his account, and he didn't have time to read it. The first episode of "Their Week" will be aired soon, and the second episode is also preparing to be filmed. The chief planner suddenly has a new idea and needs to temporarily revise the original program script.Besides, Zhou Ruqin has some more important things waiting for him.

For the convenience of Tubai, Shen Jianxia simply opened an intimate payment for him.And Tu Bai also spent without hesitation, not being polite to him at all.

The next night, Shen Jianxia went home and had dinner with Tu Bai, saying that he had work to deal with, threw the dishes into the dishwasher, and went out with the computer on his back.

Seeing that Shen Xia didn't come back all night, Tu Bai just lay on the sofa and read novels all night.

After ten o'clock, the sound of dragging chairs and children running and screaming came from upstairs again.

It's finally here, waiting for you!

Tubai put the book down, got up from the sofa with a grunt, took out the same type of amplifier for teachers that was purchased online yesterday and delivered in the same city today, went to the kitchen to get a stainless steel bowl, went up to the second floor, and entered bedroom.

He moved a stool in front of the closet, stepped on the stool, first put the express carton on the top of the closet, then installed the loudspeaker into the bowl, and stuffed the bowl into the gap between the carton and the ceiling so that the bowl would Cling to the ceiling tightly.

Afterwards, Tu Bai adjusted the position of the bowl and the loudspeaker, patted the dust off his hands, jumped off the stool, took out his phone, connected it to Bluetooth, and turned on the player.

When Shen Jianxia returned home, she found that Tubai was not lying on the sofa while eating snacks and reading novels as usual, but had disappeared, which was a little surprising.

Just in time, there seemed to be some strange movement from upstairs at this time.

What is this man doing?

Shen Jianxia looked up at the upstairs, hooked the corners of her lips with interest, put down her backpack, and went up to the second floor.

As soon as the closed bedroom door was pushed open, a deafening sound of yelling came over my face, and the ghostly roar was amplified infinitely in the closed stainless steel bowl, shaking the whole ceiling:

"Give me giaogiao, mua, mua, mua! Don't fight me head-on, Iron Juice! I was injured, and you lost your life!"

Shen Jianxia: "???"

The author has something to say: Shen Jianxia:? ? ? ?When did my baby become a spirit boy? ? ? ?

Tu Bai (with a calm face): giao!

The author is going to grill sliced ​​pork belly, woo woo woo, so hungry