Heard that I'm a boss in the heavens?

After "healing" Shu Tonglan, Yan Xizhen clapped his hands and stood up: "Xuanyue Xingjun, can you find some herbs for me now?"

Shu Tonglan finally regained his breath, and waved his hand weakly: "I can't go, I'm in more pain now than before."

Yan Xizhen recalled the strength just now, it is estimated that it is enough for him to lie down for two or three days.Holding back a smile, he threw a lazy donkey on the grind and left.

There are a lot of herbs on Buzhou Mountain, and it is very difficult to find them. Yan Xizhen brought a few humans with relatively good health to look for herbs.

One of them, Shennong, is very talented in medicinal herbs. Not only does he not need to be taught, but he also helps Yan Xizhen improve the way of searching for herbs, which surprises Yan Xizhen.

This person later helped the heavens to improve the refining methods of some elixirs, tasted all kinds of herbs, and compiled a "Shen Nong Baicao Jing", which listed the habits and usages of various herbs and benefited the world. ".

Shennong was born with a strange appearance. I don't know if his mother-in-law dozed off and made a mistake when making the human being, but his body was actually transparent.When he takes any herb, the corresponding part will change color, and as long as the herb is poisonous, his internal organs will appear black after taking it, so it can be easily known which herb affects which part of the human body.

At this moment, Shennong led a group of people to shuttle between the woods to collect herbs, and they quickly picked up a few backs.

Yan Xizhen put the medicinal materials into the Qiankun bag and thanked them for their hard work.

Just as he was talking, he found strange traces in the forest.

It was a pile of hoofprints of two-legged sheep, like demons.

Looking at it, Yan Xizhen's eyes sharpened, and he quickly opened the protective cover to cage several humans inside, blocking attacks from all directions.

"Who?" Yan Xi asked sharply.

Sure enough, a few demons jumped out of the forest, holding bows and arrows and swords, and speaking the language of the demons in their mouths.

When Yan Xizhen was studying with her mother-in-law, she knew the languages ​​of the four tribes very well. Talking to those people in the language of the demon tribe, the arrogance of those people immediately turned into ashes.

This is just a group of stragglers who took advantage of the fire nearby to rob. When they saw a few human races who were easy to bully, they wanted to come up to try their luck.

Yan Xizhen shook his head, thinking that it's not easy to do anything now, and he can't be accused of provoking war in the heavens, so he let them go.

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Back in her mother-in-law's wisteria tree hole, Yan Xizhen grabbed Shu Tonglan who had slipped away when she saw him.

"Really sick?"

Yan Xizhen put down the herbs in his hand and looked at the person in front of him.

"It's okay, I was plotted against by a bastard," Shu Tonglan waved his hand, seeing Yan Xi's true face, he quickly swallowed back the rest of the words, and instead praised his bravery and invincibility, "This guy played a sneak attack and was later killed I've done enough."

Yan Xizhen frowned: "Just a bastard? A bastard would hurt you like this?"

After speaking, he lifted off Shu Tonglan's coat, and it was indeed wrapped in gauze, and the gauze was stained with blood.

"I've seen something wrong with you since just now. You bowed your back and looked guilty. What's going on?" Yan Xi really looked at his face and felt that it had something to do with the situation of the war.

Shu Tonglan had no choice but to tell the truth: "This time, San Dao is going to go against the heavens. Not only do they attack humans, but they also attack the heavens... Several brothers have been injured, and they are all inside."

Yan Xizhen finished listening with a sullen face, and went into the room: "Brothers, how are you doing?"

There were six or seven fairy envoys lying on the ground, and when they saw Yan Xizhen coming in, they all rushed to get up and salute.

Yan Xizhen quickly stopped and asked, "What's going on?"

One of the round-faced emissaries said: "I will tell Zhengde Xingjun that when we patrolled the mountain in twos, we encountered a few little thieves from the demon clan who bullied humans. Mr. Yue Xing happens to be nearby, so we might just confess."

Yan Xi said, "It's good that it's okay. Have those little thieves been caught?"

"Caught it. Xuanyue Xingjun killed the group of ambush soldiers, but left two alive. The mother-in-law is interrogating them."

Yan Xizhen said: "Okay. Take care of your injuries and don't go out for the time being."

"Yes."

Yan Xi really got out of the tree hole and climbed the rope ladder. This used to be his favorite activity when he was a child, but now it can't bring him the happiness he once had.

He climbed up the tree house, and Shu Tonglan had already come up first.

"Mother-in-law." Yan Xizhen greeted and walked straight to Shu Tonglan.

"Climbing up and down after all this? Hurry up and go to rest. With my mother-in-law and I here, we can't miss anything."

Shu Tonglan lay lazily on the tree chair, glanced back at him, and said with a smile: "I'm resting, I'm just interrogating a prisoner by the way."

Yan Xi was really helpless, and turned to her mother-in-law: "Mother-in-law, how is the situation?"

The mother-in-law was cooking a big pot of soup with the herbs that Yan Xizhen brought back just now, she stopped the spoon in her hand and said, "The demons have a tight population, so I haven't asked anything yet. But their tribe is small, so the one-time loss is so big. Too much, I'm afraid I have recorded this grudge. In this way, a big war is inevitable... What are you going to do?"

Shu Tonglan interjected: "What else can I do? Let's fight them and see who can't afford to be hurt first."

Yan Xizhen shook his head and said: "Before I came down, Tianzun specifically told me not to initiate wars."

Shu Tonglan said: "What he said was 'don't start a war if it is not necessary'. There is still a lot of room for us to play with the inside and outside of the words."

Yan Xizhen smiled and said, "You are a militant."

He thought for a while, and then said: "Actually, there is a better way. It not only appears to be kind, but also does not hurt our face."

Shu Tonglan's eyes lit up: "What method?"

Yan Xizhen said: "Our Heavenly Dao is now a neutral force, so it's inconvenient to make a move. As for humans... I think we can take this opportunity to train them."

Shu Tonglan said: "You mean, you want to train human beings to fight against the three ways of earth?"

Yan Xizhen nodded and said: "That's right. Humans are still too weak now. To deal with tunnels, they only have an advantage in quantity. I want to improve their quality as well."

Shu Tonglan tilted his head and thought for a while: "Are you treating them as pets or as your own children? It's too kind to them."

Yan Xizhen said: "Not at all. Humans are useful on the ground, aren't they? If Heaven wants to take over the ground, aren't humans the best weapon?"

Shu Tonglan sneered: "You also said that I am warlike. If you want me to say, it is Yan Lu, you have a dark heart."

Yan Xi really wanted to speak, but the mother-in-law frowned and said, "Lu'er, are you using my old lady's hard work as a weapon?"

Yan Xizhen hurriedly made a gesture of surrender: "Mother-in-law, Yan Lu didn't mean that. Think about it, if I teach them the art of Taoism and the art of war this time, wouldn't it be a good thing for them? At least let them Protect yourself in the cracks of the struggle between the three ways of life, so that you don’t ask for help from the heaven every time something happens. Besides, how many times will the heavenly god agree to such a thing even if you have mother-in-law’s face?”

The mother-in-law thought about it and felt that what he said made sense.Human beings cannot always hide under the shadow of themselves and the gods like babies, and they still have to grow and develop on their own.So she nodded and said, "Just do as Lu'er said."

So after the flood and the plague receded, two gods and a group of humans training soldiers could often be seen on Mount Buzhou.

Yan Xizhen picked some smart ones from human beings and taught them the various tactics of warfare that they had explored over the years, while Shu Tonglan gathered those humans with spiritual roots and taught them how to practice Taoism, seal talismans, and alchemy.

Buzhou Mountain has been closed, but there are often spies sneaking around Buzhou Mountain to inquire about the situation, and Yan Xizhen and Shu Tonglan also pretend not to see it.

In this way, another year or two passed, and Bu Zhoushan suddenly received a letter from Disheng Sandao.It probably means that this time human beings have caused disasters in the world because of Nuwa, and asked Tiandao to hand over Nuwa, otherwise they will attack Buzhou Mountain on a large scale.

Yan Xizhen glanced at the letter, and threw it to Shu Tonglan: "It seems that I was forced to rush."

Shu Tonglan raised the letter after reading it, and said with a smile, "I'll go meet them."

Yan Xizhen quickly grabbed the letter back: "Don't. Let the emissary deliver this letter to the three Heavenly Venerates for the record, so that we won't be the first to start a war."

Shu Tonglan sneered and said, "Yan Lu, I can't see that you look serious, but in fact...you're not good."

Yan Xizhen raised his eyebrows and said, "Wrong. This is called wisdom."

·

After Tianjie received the letter, he responded quickly. The three Tianzun proposed a compromise plan based on the principle that peace is the most important thing and benefit the common people.

The heavens came forward and ceded the three natural islands of Penglai, Fangzhang, and Yingzhou to the East China Sea, and promised to limit the scope of human activities. I hope to show the sincerity of the heavens and send Zhengde and Xuanyue to negotiate with the three natural islands of the earth. .

To be honest, Shu Tonglan didn't really agree with the cession of land and compensation, but since human beings, a new species, did affect the vital interests of the three ways of life, it was hard to refute anything.

In fact, in his philosophy, there is nothing to apologize for. If you don’t accept it, you just do it. There is nothing that can’t be solved with a single beating.

Yan Xi really doesn't agree with this, after all, both of them are gods of war, and they are still somewhat aggressive in their bones.

Especially on the three islands of Penglai, Fangzhang, and Yingzhou, the aura is the most intense among all the islands in the sky, and the most abundant minerals and elixir. Many innate elixir are only found on these three islands.

Therefore, when Tianzun confessed this matter, the two of them couldn't help being a little angry, and they didn't intend to suppress the holy light when they got near Diancang Mountain.

So Diancang Mountain, the temporary stronghold of Sandao on the ground, soon welcomed two glittering envoys.

These two envoys descended from the sky, one was dressed in red and the other was dressed in white. They were both handsome and luxurious, and their silver hair, which was unique to the Celestials, fluttered in the wind and was very eye-catching.

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"Unity and Love" small theater:

Shen Xianyi: Speaking of this, I have to blame those three old men.

Yan Xizhen: ...

Shen Xianyi: It was originally, if you can't fight directly, there will be no such nonsense. I almost folded you into it.

Yan Xizhen: Stop talking.

Shen Xianyi: Fortunately, you are fine, otherwise I would not rest in peace when I die.

Yan Xizhen: Immortal Yi, stop talking.

Shen Xian shifted his mind and said, this is something that has aroused his sadness.

Shen Xianyi: I'm fine, look, haven't I come back to look for you again?Do I keep my word?Are you touched?

Yan Xizhen: Yes.move.I will love you very much.

Shen Xianyi: ...