Heard that I'm a boss in the heavens?

After the boy came, life on Buzhou Mountain remained peaceful.

Yan Lu and Shuxi successively attained Taoism and grew into adults.

After growing into an adult, Shuxi is more suave and dazzling than before. There are always female cultivators sticking to him, which greatly reduces the time Yan Lu spends with him, but the time spent with him by the teenager greatly increases.

Yan Lu has recently become obsessed with swordsmanship, often practicing alone in the woods for a whole day.

The boy was watching beside him, without moving a step.

"Xiaoxiu, come here."

Xiaoxiu is the name Shuxi gave to the boy. Although he is lazy, it is quite appropriate.

Yan Lu greeted Xiaoxiu, he recently created a new set of swordsmanship, and added the part of Shuxi to it, but Shuxi was not there, so he needed someone to cooperate.

Xiao Xiu Le ran over, raised his head and said, "Brother Yan, what's the matter?"

Yan Lu condensed a sword with spiritual power, and handed it to Xiaoxiu: "Come on, brother will teach you how to use swordsmanship."

Xiaoxiu probably has some talent in this area, and he has observed Yan Lu's sword practice for a long time. Once Yan Lu taught him, he immediately understood.

But he deliberately pretended not to know it, and took this opportunity to let Yan Lu hold his hand and correct his posture.

Shuxi managed to get rid of the group of female cultivators, and when he ran to the back mountain to find Yan Lu, what he saw was such a scene.

Yan Lu held Xiaoxiu's hand from behind, and led him to make moves. The two of them were very close. In addition, Xiaoxiu's height only reached Yan Lu's heart. From Shuxi's point of view, he and Yan Lu were hugging each other from behind. looking at him.

With a bang, Yan Lu blocked the sword flying towards Xiaoxiu, saw the person coming, straightened up and said, "Shuxi, what are you doing?"

There was a bit of anger in his voice unconsciously, after all the sword was coming towards Xiaoxiu's deadly place.

Shuxi walked over unsteadily, and said nonchalantly, "Sorry, my hand slipped."

Yan Lu was speechless to him, and called Xiaoxiu to rest for a while, and explained the newly created sword technique to him, and Shuxi's eyes lit up immediately.

"This set of power is very good! Not to mention the mutual enhancement of spiritual power, it has both offense and defense, and the lethality is also good."

Yan Lu said: "Do you want to try the first set?"

Shuxi tilted his head and looked at Yan Lu, his eyes were full of smiles: "Of course! Come!"

The two of them have often practiced together in the past. After these years of improving their swordsmanship, they cooperated more and more tacitly. Every move seemed to be in harmony with each other, and Xiaoxiu's eyes gradually sank.

Since then, the nuns have gradually discovered that Shuxi has become more and more difficult to make an appointment.

He seemed to be avoiding them deliberately, so that most of the time they were either in Xunshuxi or on the way to Xunshuxi.

In fact, Shuxi didn't go anywhere, but he and Yan Lu set up a magic formation in the back mountain, hiding in it and practicing sword secretly.Until one day, a few nuns finally found something strange, broke into the formation, and suddenly saw Yan Lu.

Yan Lu's name is actually high on the ranking list, but his personality is not as approachable as Shuxi's, especially after attaining Taoism, every time a female cultivator approaches him, he always feels chills and coercion exuding from him, with a sacred look The appearance of violation.Therefore, most of the female cultivators are a little afraid of him.

Although they managed to find Shuxi at this moment, the nuns shrank their necks and left one after another when they saw Yan Lu who was watching coldly and exuding coercion.

Shuxi breathed a sigh of relief, and said in disbelief: "This group of aunts and grandmas are really annoying. They let me go so easily today? Could it be that they are playing hard to get, and are they actually plotting something?"

Yan Lu looked at him helplessly.

Shuxi clapped his hands and said: "It doesn't matter, it's better this way. Hey Yanlu, I think this place should be changed. See if this is more convenient..."

Every time Yan Lu recalled this period of time later, he couldn't help sighing. This was the happiest period of time they had on Mount Buzhou.

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Time was born.

The peaceful life on Mount Buzhou was finally broken by the sudden seventh way.

Originally, there were only six ways in the world, Xuan Dao, Hua Dao, Wu Dao, Demon Dao, Demon Dao, and Asura Dao. These six Dao are evenly matched and restrain each other.

Suddenly, a Time Dao appeared, and the whole place became a sensation.

This is a terrible Taoism that can reverse everything, and the six realms and all sentient beings are shaken.

It would be unimaginable for someone to master such a Taoism and be able to go back to the past and change everything at any time.As long as such Taoism exists for one day, there will never be peace in this world.

So the Six Paths and sentient beings have a common goal - to eliminate time.

The momentum of this battle was huge, it lasted for a long time, and the price paid was so high that it reached an unprecedented level. It was called the Battle of the Seven Paths.

The Battle of the Seven Paths ended with the victory of the Six Paths, and the terrifying Seventh Path was sealed in a wasteland by their joint efforts.

At this point, Liu Dao finally ended the long-term struggle and reached a consensus of equality and mutual benefit.

Xuan, Hua, and Wu return to heaven, which is called the way of heaven; the three ways of monsters, demons, and Shura return to the earth, called the authentic way; from then on, each of the six ways occupies a corner and does not interfere with each other.

The Battle of the Seven Paths laid the cornerstone of the Dao of Heaven and the Dao of Heaven. The Dao of Heaven produced various systematic priesthoods such as Tianzun, Emperor, Xingjun, Shenjun, Shangshen, God, Divine Envoy, Xianjun, Shangxian, Immortal, and Immortal Envoy. , The tunnel also produced a variety of complicated and not very systematic priesthoods such as the earth god, the demon king, the demon god, the Shura hall, the earth immortal, the earth spirit, the earth demon, and the earth demon.

In this battle, many people died and many people disappeared.

The mother-in-law was seriously injured in this battle, so she refused the appointment of the three heavenly gods and recuperated in Buzhou Mountain.

Although Yan Lu and Shuxi were also injured, they were both named God of War because of their outstanding performance in this battle.

As for Moxue, she blamed herself for losing Xiaoxiu because she failed to fulfill Shuxi's entrustment, and gradually drifted away from the two.

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"Zhengde Xingjun, where are you going?"

As soon as Yan Xizhen came out of Tianli Palace, he saw Shu Tonglan leaning against the wall with his hands behind his back.

"Xuanyue Xingjun." Yan Xizhen walked over with a smile, "Waiting for me?"

Shu Tonglan was not even half ashamed, and lazily said:

"That's not."

After speaking, he straightened up from the wall, and pinned the object in his hand precisely on Yan Xizhen's head.The accuracy of the aim and the quickness of the movement are even faster than his sword's speed.

The two started arguing at the gate of Tianli Palace with one hand and one paw, and finally stopped under the surprised eyes of the passing fairy envoy.

Yan Xizhen took off the things on his head speechlessly, and found that it was a garland made of wisteria, and said angrily, "Xuanyue Xingjun, may I ask how expensive you are this year?"

Shu Tonglan grinned and clasped the wreath in the other hand on his head: "Yan Lu, Yan Lu, why are you like this? Didn't you like this the most when you were young? Now that you're in the sky, you've changed your mind?"

Yan Xizhen gave him an elbow, and said, "What are you talking about? Don't you think it's silly for people of our age to wear this thing?"

Shu Tonglan clicked his tongue and said, "No, it's not stupid, it's nostalgia."

After speaking, he put the wreath on Yan Xizhen again, tidied it up, and said with a smile: "It's not stupid to wear it together."

Yan Xi really made a few bucks and let him go. Anyway, this guy looked like he couldn't play enough since he was a child. Compared with this, he was more curious about other things.

"There are wisterias in Jiuchongtian? I thought it was only in Buzhou Mountain."

Shu Tonglan said with a smile: "Indeed, only Buzhou Mountain has it."

Yan Xizhen stopped in her tracks: "Are you in the lower world?"

Shu Tonglan glanced at him, and said nonchalantly, "It's not considered a lower realm either. Buzhou Mountain and Jiuchongtian are connected, don't you know?"

Now Yan Xi was really surprised: "How come?"

Shu Tonglan showed an expression that he knew you were an obedient student who didn't know anything: "Come with me."

Shu Tonglan took Yan Xizhen all the way and finally came to a place.

Here, the spiritual mist is lingering, the terrain is flat, and the field of vision is wide.Yan Xi has been in the sky for so long, but he never knew that there is such a place in Jiuchongtian.

Shu Tonglan raised his hand lightly, and the surrounding spiritual mist swirled.Soon, the ground covered by the spiritual mist was exposed, and it turned out that there was no cloud underneath, but the dark land.

Yan Xi couldn't help being surprised and said: "This is..."

"Buzhou Mountain." Shu Tonglan said.

After finishing speaking, he pulled Yan Xizhen to stand on the land: "Buzhou Mountain is the only place where the sky and the earth are still connected. It's hard for you to live in the sky for so long, and you don't even know this."

Yan Xizhen: "..."

Shu Tonglan couldn't help laughing at his deflated look: "How about it, mother-in-law doesn't know how to teach these things, does she? Did you suddenly start to admire me?"

Yan Xi came into contact with that familiar land so suddenly, she suddenly felt as if she had passed away.I haven't been back for a long time, I don't know how my mother-in-law is doing now?

Shu Tonglan knew that he also missed his homeland very much, but because of his identity, it was difficult to go back, so he deliberately teased: "From here, it will be Buzhou Mountain! I am going, will you come?"

At that time, there were no human beings on the earth, and the rules of the sky were not so strict, so the lower realm of the priests was not considered a violation, but since the sky and the earth were completely separated by Pangu with the sky-opening axe, the tunnel's desire to control the ground has become stronger, so it is very easy Few people with the Dao of Heaven would do this.

He silently looked at the land under his feet. The two Celestials went down together. Does this count as starting a war?

Seeing that he was still swaying, Shu Tonglan summoned the Tage Sword and pulled him down the mountain without saying a word.

The mountain is still the same mountain, only higher.

Like a silk on a lotus root, it is pulled high into the sky, and like a pillar, it supports layers of heavenly palaces.

Shu Tonglan Yujian was very fast, and soon arrived at the place where they used to live.

A lot has changed there, green grass grows on the dark land, and there are occasional small flowers.

The sky became clear and bright, blue as washing.

The sun was hanging warmly, shining so brightly that even the water in the stream became skinny, playing and singing tinkling like wandering singers.

It's been a long, long time since Yan Xizhen has been in the lower bound, the initial nervousness passed, and he began to feel excitement and excitement.Flowers, green trees, and mountain streams all made him feel both familiar and strange.

The two chatted while walking, and saw the students sitting around under the huge wisteria tree that never changed from ancient times.

These students were babbling and shouting "Mother-in-law" to the beautiful woman in the middle.

The mother-in-law is still the same, with black hair and cloudy temples, and a snake tail.She herself is a monster, but her students are not limited to monsters.Spirit race, demon race, Shura race, she will accept anyone who is destined.

After coming down this time, Yan Xizhen found that there were some students who were not from the four races, so he couldn't help asking strangely: "Mother-in-law, who are these?"

"These are clay figurines I made."

The mother-in-law looked Yan Xizhen up and down, this was her pride, the most satisfied student she brought out.Although their ways are different, he is still the child Nu Wa cares about most.

"people?"

"Yes. In recent years, Disheng Sandao has become less and less fond of sending children to me to study, saying that the children I teach will eventually enter the heaven. My good students don't know to come and see my wife, I I just had to pinch some clay figurines to play with me."

Yan Xi really laughed: "Grandma's words are blaming me for not coming?"

The mother-in-law pretended to be angry and said, "Yes, if it weren't for Shuxi, you little heartless person would not know when you would come to see my old lady. Thanks to my painstaking efforts to pull you, it was hard to pull you, and your wings were hard. I left without looking back. See for yourself, the people I pinched were not all pinched just like the two of you."

Yan Xizhen turned his head and looked, these "people" were indeed made according to the appearance of the spirit clan, head, body, hands, and - two legs.

He was a little moved, and held his mother-in-law's hand: "Mother-in-law, I was wrong before. I'm back now, and I will definitely come to see you with Tong Lan in the future."

After that, Yan Xizhen and Shu Tonglan often sneaked down to the world to play with their mother-in-law, and wandered around the world by the way.It is quite joyful to see the appearance of the smart elves of the human race.

Yan Xi really likes to watch them learn. Watching them learn how to make fire from their mother-in-law today, and how to use tools from her mother-in-law tomorrow, seems to be more happy than what they have learned by themselves.

Later they discovered that although these clay figurines were made of clay to resemble the Eldar, their brains were even smarter than the Eldar.If you don't come here for a while, you will find that new things have emerged among them.This feeling is very strange, as if I picked up a stray animal and found that this stray animal is not only smart, but also smarter than I imagined.

This unreliable feeling became more obvious when the human race began to conquer the land.

The first is the reproductive ability of human beings. Just like rabbits, one litter turns into four, four turns into eight, eight turns into sixteen, and more and more will soon fill up the whole earth.

This aroused the dissatisfaction of the demons, demons, and asuras.They began to fight against the human race, constantly bringing disasters and plagues to them.

But the mother-in-law is always on the side of human beings. She is like a female warrior, or like a loving mother.

The three Heavenly Venerates and the mother-in-law have always had some friendship, and sent several gods and envoys from the lower realm to support them. After hearing the news, Yan Xizhen and Shu Tonglan naturally did their part and volunteered.

"Grandma, how is the situation?"

The lower realm fought fiercely, but Yan Xizhen didn't wear armor.The main purpose of the heavens is first of all to support. The three heavenly gods have confessed that unless necessary, they should not initiate disputes.

The mother-in-law showed a rare serious expression and nodded to Yan Xizhen: "Yan Lu is here."

"Grandma, I'm here too. Why do you only see Yan Lu and not me?"

Shu Tonglan poked her head out from behind Yan Xizhen, deliberately wanting to surprise her mother-in-law.

Obviously, his goal has been achieved.

The mother-in-law rubbed his face affectionately: "Pipi Hou, you are good at coming. The mother-in-law really loves you two for nothing."

Shu Tonglan said with a smile: "No way, my mother-in-law is partial to Yan Lu, so I have nothing to do with it."

The mother-in-law was also amused by him: "You will be poor."

The current situation is not optimistic. The three realms have united to form a temporary coalition. Floods, winds, hail, fires, all kinds of terrible disasters are befalling the fragile human beings.Some of them tried their best to resist, some had already lost their homes, and some climbed up and shouted, looking for their gods to the sky and Buzhou Mountain.

Yan Xizhen and Shu Tonglan built a big boat to take people from all over the world to Mount Buzhou one after another.Buzhou Mountain was soon crowded with people, and the supply of food and fresh water was in short supply.Many people suffered from dysentery due to drinking unclean water. Such an infectious disease is more disturbing than the flood outside.

Humans are so cute and fragile.

Yan Xizhen looked at the suffering human beings and thought that they must be protected.

"Yan Lu, what are you doing?"

After Yan Lu was named Xingjun, he had already changed his font name, and now he is called Yan Xizhen, and Shuxi also took the character of Shu Tonglan.

But Shu Tonglan always likes to call him by his original name, saying that it is more intimate.

Yan Xizhen raised the grass in his hand, and said to him: "I'm looking for this kind of grass. Some people say that he won't have diarrhea after eating this kind of grass...You can also look for it for me."

"You really treat them like pets? You care about them so much." Shutong Lan Laipi said, "Why don't you care about me? I also have a stomachache."

Yan Xi really gave him a white look: "Do things quickly."

Shu Tonglan hummed and chirped unwillingly, causing a lot of blank stares.But he still didn't give up, so he just intensified, rolled on the ground, and groaned louder while clutching his stomach.

"...Where does it hurt?"

Yan Xizhen was finally annoyed by his humming, and thought she might as well give him a rub, which was very interesting.

Shu Tonglan giggled, grabbed Yan Xizhen's hand and touched his stomach: "Here...and here."

Yan Xizhen sighed: "Lie flat."

Shu Tonglan succeeded in his trick, and turned over very simply, revealing his proud eight-pack abs.

He glanced sideways at Yan Xizhen from the corner of his eyes, and seeing his helpless expression, his heart exploded with pride, while humming, he said: "It really hurts, you need to work harder."

Yan Xizhen patted him: "This is the stomach, not the drum. Press harder and be careful that it will blow you up."

Shu Tonglan hugged his stomach and laughed: "I said use force, just use force. Why is the hand of the dignified God of War soft? Is it because you haven't practiced for a long time? It's not good enough."

Yan Xi really looked at his complacent look, and thought it was time to heal him: "... Use your strength."

He spotted the position of Dantian, and pressed down hard: "How is it, is it better?"

Shu Tonglan's eyes turned black from his press, and his body immediately curled up like a shrimp: "Ah... Yan Lu, you bastard, you want me to die?"

Yan Xi really couldn't hold back her laughter, and pressed hard on the sea of ​​qi again: "Do you still pretend?"

Shu Tonglan repeatedly begged for mercy, but Yan Xizhen pressed him on the ground again, rubbed all the acupuncture points on his abdomen before stopping, and tears filled his eyes.

This time he didn't dare to pretend to be sick anymore.

The author has something to say:

"Unity and Love" small theater:

Yan Xizhen: What's wrong?

Shen Xianyi (angry): I'm jealous.

Yan Xizhen (unknown why): These memories belong to you and me.There is nothing to be jealous of.

Shen Xianyi: Do you like the original me better?

Yan Xizhen (laughing dumbly): Why?

Shen Xianyi: Good figure!Eight pack abs!I'm much worse now...and I'm 12 centimeters shorter than before!

Yan Xizhen: As long as it's you, I like it no matter when or what you look like.