[Comprehensive + Onmyoji] Forced to transform into SSR

"Daddy, this is the home of the orangutan, Aru!" Kagura walked for a while, and then came to a compound that didn't look like a private residence, and the wooden board next to the gate of the compound was written impressively— —

Zhenxuan group settlement.

"Oh, so this is a zoo?" An Ran absent-mindedly responded after hearing Kagura's words because she didn't know what the so-called Shinsengumi was.

"Who said this is a zoo!" Almost as soon as An Ran's words fell, a handsome young man in a black uniform with an inverted A-shaped bang appeared at the gate of the village. He showed a very disgusted expression, "Why are you guys again? Could it be that you have finally figured it out, so you are going to surrender yourself?"

"Daddy, this is the mayonnaise planet, because it is opposite to the sweet planet where Yinsang lives, so they always target us, Lu!"

Hearing Kagura's introduction this time, An Ran also knew that this little bun seemed to be torturing the other party on purpose.

"If you break the bun, the stuffing inside must be sesame." Even Shuten-doji whispered in An Ran's ear.

Although my partner and I have the same ideas, but before finding Xixiang Tesheng, of course, I decided to express a neutral attitude towards the plot of the movie "The Great Monster Shuten Doji", so An Ran just looked at Shuten Doji A chilling smile appeared.

Anyway, the plot in "Night Rabbit Enron" has nothing to do with him.

"Daddy?" Shinsengumi's deputy leader Hijikata Toshiro lighted a cigarette and held it in his hand, then looked at Sakata Gintoki and the others with a half-smile, "What? The fact that you abducted an underage girl was finally caught by the parents. Got it?"

"No, isn't this girl's father Xinghai Fangzhu?" Toshiro Hijikata suddenly remembered that Xinghai Fangzhu seemed to be a guest at the Shinsengumi.Immediately, Hijikata Toshiro's brain became active, and he looked at Anran and Kagura with indescribable eyes.

"Dad is Dad, and Dad is Dad!" Kagura said, then turned to An Ran and said, "Although the mayonnaise star looks bad, he is a warm-hearted and good person, Aru! It's a public servant who works with taxes, and he will definitely help Dad find someone!"

"Looking for someone?" Shirō Hijikata glanced at Anran and Shuten-douji wearing bamboo hats, "You don't seem to be from Kabukicho, right? Before you look for someone, let's prove that you are not suspicious! Hurry up and report Now that I’m named, I’m rushing to watch "The Great Monster Shuten-douji" for the fifth time, the farewell between Shuten-douji and his confidante one by one is really touching!"

Shuten-douji: "..."

"We are indeed here to find someone." An Ran said and took out a piece of Saigo Tomori's address given by the cinema staff from his sleeve, and handed it to Toshiro Hijikata, "We are going to this place. "

At this moment, An Ran was a little lucky that he didn't really do anything to the passer-by at the entrance of the movie theater. Otherwise, if he got involved in a murder case, how could he ask the guy who looked like a policeman to help him find someone?

"This is..." Seeing the address on the note in An Ran's hand, Toshiro Hijikata was obviously stunned, "I didn't expect it! It's this place... Are you from out of town?"

"It should be." An Ran was somewhat puzzled why the other party was so surprised to see Xixiang Tesheng's address.

"I heard that they are recruiting people there, and it seems to be true." Hijikata Shishiro said, looked at An Ran and Shuten-douji carefully, and then said to An Ran, "I can understand you, the one next to you Do you also have this hobby? Forget it, anyway, I happened to go on patrol, so I just took you there."

"Are you alone? The deputy leader of the Shinsengumi is really pitiful!" Because of the conflict between the egg yolk star and the sweet food star, Sakata Gintoki immediately drooped when he saw Hijikata Toshiro walk out of the garrison by himself. Said out of the corner of his eye.

"..." And An Ran turned to look at Shuten-douji, with bright eyes written——

What the hell is that guy Xixiang Tesheng doing now?Could it be... Gathering crowds to gamble?Underworld?

Although An Ran thinks that Saigo Tomori's rough face seems to be suitable for these two professions, but what other profession is suitable for him and Xixiang Tomori, but it is not suitable for Shuten Doji?

"Ah, we're here, it's here!" After walking for a while, Hijikata Toshiro stopped in front of an ambiguous shop with colorful lights and rose-red glowing signs, and said to An Ran and the others, "What do you want?" The ladyboy club I want to apply for..."

"Sah!" A strange red umbrella suddenly appeared in An Ran's hand, and after waving it lightly, only the butts of the cigarette remained in Hijikata Shiro's mouth.It's obviously just an umbrella, but it cuts off a tiny cigarette in an instant?Such ability shocked Hijikata Toshiro, Sakata Gintoki and others.

Night Rabbit?Although the umbrella sword in Anran's hand is slightly different from that in Kagura's hand, because of the unexplained relationship between Kagura and Anran, Sakata Gintoki has already judged Anran's race.

"Sorry, we are here to find Xixiang Tesheng." An Ran smiled and took back the umbrella sword in her hand, and then said one of the real purposes of her career, "I just want to ask him about some things."

Such a long time travel is enough for An Ran to cultivate from a semi-literate person who can only listen but not write to the point where she can understand everyday language.So the first time An Ran saw the rose-red glowing signboard, she knew exactly what kind of ghostly place this was.

What the hell is that Xixiang Tesheng doing?Could it be that he likes to wear white cloth stalls, and then sit on the stage and watch a group of women dressed in women's clothing, but there is a precious man dangling below?

In An Ran's mind, he felt that he had already seen that rough-looking man dressed in an Edo man's attire, sitting on the stage smoking a cigarette and drinking wine, and then watching a group of women in costumes dancing below...

but……

An Ran suddenly discovered that he seemed to be wearing women's clothes all the time, but there was a baby's clothes underneath!

If it wasn't for the fact that the force value of the dress-up mode is really insufficient, and there will always be a dangerous world, An Ran really wants to stuff all the female SSR templates into the cracks in the courtyard, and never take them out again!

However, when the door of the ladyboy club opened, the picture of the androgynous beauties dancing together that An Ran had imagined was once again shattered into pieces... How did this group of bearded, burly and heavily made-up ladies respond? thing?Apart from "spicy eyes", An Ran seems to have no other adjectives for this kind of picture.

An Ran somehow wanted them to see what a real girl is, these guys have simply lowered the bottom line of the girl world!

It wasn't until the messy thoughts in his mind disappeared that An Ran remembered how completely inconsistent thoughts appeared in him for a moment. Could it be that years of women's clothing activities have made him accustomed to this state?

terrible!An Ran glared at Shuten-douji again, it was definitely his movie's fault!

Jiu Tun·Innocent Shot·Boy: "..."

"Excuse me, what's the matter with the handsome guys?" A bearded woman with the same hair color as Kagura, but with a buttocks and chin, appeared at the door and gave Shuten-douji a wink enthusiastically.

However, when the other party saw An Ran, he waved his hand in disgust, and said, "Sorry, we don't accept adult women whose looks are on our level."

"I'm a man." An Ran said with twitching eyes.

"Ahhh!!" After hearing An Ran's answer, the other party fell back in shock, and then looked at An Ran with the appearance of a drunken concubine and said with pain, "There is such a... ..."

In the next second, the sharp umbrella sword poked the ground beside the opponent, making a big hole in the floor of the club, and then heard An Ran say with a smile: "You can try to continue what you want to say over."

"..." Under the pressure of force, the other party could only shake his head quickly, and looked in An Ran's direction with tears on his face.

"We're just looking for Xixiang Tesheng." Shuten Doji also walked over, bent down and looked at the rough female costume in front of him with a dangerous twist, "Where is he?"

"Aren't you sure that the two guys you brought here are planning to kill people in front of the police?" Seeing the two men smiling and angry but both murderous, Shishiro Hijikata began to think about arresting the two foreigners on the spot feasibility.

"Xixiangdian?" The other party responded tremblingly, "Xixiangdian went to hold a parent-teacher meeting for...his son, but he hasn't come back yet. But...but I heard that after the parent-teacher meeting, he I also want to attend the autograph session of "The Great Monster Shuten-douji"! It's the one that is very famous now..."

The other party came to look for Xixiang?Sakata Gintoki knew that although Xixiang Tesheng was now the mother of the Shemale Club, he was an anti-barbarian who entered the battlefield earlier than them in the past, and he still has a very high prestige among the barbarians.

A night rabbit wants to find Teacher Songyang and Xixiang again, why?

Seeing those two mysterious outsiders, Sakata Ginshi who had been staying peacefully in Kabukicho for several years, suddenly had an ominous premonition.

"Then, let's continue the trip to Kabukicho!" I don't know what I thought, but this time Sakata Gintoki's emotions were even higher than Kagura's, and he almost pushed Jujuro Hijikata aside with a smile on his face, " Hey, it’s fine for the public officials to continue patrolling, and then I’m going to take our two distinguished guests of Master House to some secret places!”

"Hey! Are you going to some underground places that even the Shinsengumi don't know about? Take me with you, you bastard!" Hijikata Toshiro was about to catch up, but when he turned around, he found that there were five people in Sakata Gintoki's party. It's gone!

And in the alley next to the ladyboy club, Sakata Gintoki was leading Anran and the others to run wildly, and while running, he said triumphantly to Anran and Shuten Doji, "How can a policeman who eats too much mayonnaise be like that?" Get up to our speed."

"So where are we going?" An Ran followed Sakata's guide along the way and ran through various alleys like a maze. They even went up to the roof for a certain part of the way, until they were sure that there was no policeman from the Shinsengumi behind them. Only then gradually slowed down, and finally followed through a certain skylight.

But Sakata Gintoki led them all the way to a very mysterious gate, and even An Ran didn't know what was behind the gate...

Could it be a slaughterhouse of heaven and man?

The moment the door opened, An Ran was unknowingly a little nervous.

but……

"Expel the pests that pollute the country!" An Ran saw a figure standing on a high place, and shouted in a high-spirited manner.

And in the next second, the group of people sitting neatly below immediately shouted with the same enthusiasm: "Expel the pests that pollute the country!"

"Build a nation of warriors!"

"Build a nation of warriors!"

"We are protecting the country against barbarians!"

"We are protecting the country against barbarians!"

"Ah, it's here." After the door opened, Sakata Gintoki introduced indifferently, "It's very secretive, the secret base of the people who fight against barbarians that no one can find, and the organizer, the wig Kotaro, who has been wanted all the time. "

"It's not a wig! It's Gui!" The long-haired man who was shouting slogans with a group of people on the stage rushed down the moment he saw Yinshi Sakata, "Yinshi, you finally decided to return to our Banyi Is there a team? Oh! Did you bring the Leader too? But, these two are..."

The long-haired man looked at An Ran and the others, lowered their heads and pondered for a while, and then immediately said with a clear face: "These two must be your companions who were persuaded by you to join the anti-barbarian team together! The first time we met, I was Xia Gui Xiaotaro, since Yinshi is Introduce me, then the entrance examination will be waived, and we will continue to train the barbarian password now, how about it?"

"Wig, don't make trouble." Sakata Gintoki said while looking at Katsura Kotaro, "This is a guest of our Wanshiwu, they want to find someone named Yoshida Shoyo, maybe with your information The Internet will know something."

"Oh? Really?" Gui Xiaotaro nodded naturally, and then amplified his voice suspiciously, "If I want to find someone, I still have to go to our secret intelligence room. But we have too much information Yes, so Yinshi, come and help me find it together. Everyone, please treat our friends who are fighting barbarians well."

"Yes! Mr. Gui!"

As soon as Katsura Kotaro finished speaking, An Ran and the others were surrounded by those originally well-disciplined people who were fighting against barbarians. They desperately began to talk about the most popular movie "The Great Monster Shuten-douji" recently, hoping to let An Ran and the others join the topic. .

And An Ran could only watch Katsura Kotaro and Sakata Gintoki enter a small dark room together, and then did not come out for a long time.

I really don't know how these guys will react if they know that the big monster Shuten Doji is standing in front of them?An Ran watched the group of patriots discussing the story in the movie with their extremely excited tone and blushing expressions, and couldn't help but have such an idea.

"Keep everyone waiting for a long time." When An Ran and Shuten Doji could recite the plot of the movie upside down, Sakata Gintoki and Katsura Kotaro walked out of the small black room, at least two of them were still fully clothed. Neatly...

"Guest, I'm really sorry!" Sakata Gintoki scratched his head and said with a very ashamed expression, "I can't even find any news about Yoshida Shoyo here."

"No, I didn't have high hopes in the first place."

"Really, the guests are obviously ready to pay such a large deposit in advance, but we still need to search for information about this person here. I am really embarrassed." When Sakata Gintoki said this, it can be said that he was face No color change, no heartbeat.

"No, I'm not a guest, and I don't plan to pay a deposit..." An Ran didn't know why this guy with silver curly hair and dead fish eyes was trying to make settings for himself.

Sakata Gintoki didn't seem to feel the heart of Enron's rise to complain at all, and continued to say to himself: "In short, let's take the two of us to visit the place where we work, which is the house of all things. When we get there , let’s talk slowly about the deposit.”

Originally, An Ran was still planning to refuse, but after listening to Sakata Gintoki's words, she became curious about the place where Xiao Kagura lived temporarily.Also, he really needs to find a place to sit down with Kagura and have a slow chat about her mother Jiang Hua and brother Kamui.

"Then let's go." An Ran picked up the bamboo hat that was put aside, but did not continue to put it on, and did not think about what the silver-haired curly and the wig were talking about in the room for the time being.After all, based on his understanding of this world, although there are brutal wars raging, the combat effectiveness of the people on Earth seems to be within normal conditions.

However, when An Ran walked into the Wanshiwu, she was still shocked by the scene in the Wanshiwu.Although it is more like a family's living environment than an ordinary company, An Ran is still very satisfied.But...whether it's the refrigerator that's open and has nothing...not even electricity, or the rice bucket that's upside down in there, or the few skinny rats on the floor that probably died of starvation, safe to God Le's living environment is really worrying.

"Ah! There are mice!" When Kagura yelled this sentence, there was even joy in her tone...

"Kagura, you can't do this!" An Ran even felt that it might be a very wrong thing to bring Jiang Hua and the others to Earth, "If you really can't get enough to eat here, you'd better leave with us. "

"Leave?" The expression on Kagura's face seemed a little dazed.

"Yeah, if you leave here, you can have a big meal every day like today!" An Ran continued to say seductively.

"Hey, how can you say that, Kagura is our very important partner..." Shimura Shinpachi was about to say something when he was grabbed by Sakata Gintoki behind him, "Gin-san!"

"Wouldn't it be great if we could really get rid of that girl?" Sakata Gintoki looked indifferent, and even showed a relaxed smile, "Without that girl, maybe Shinpachi's salary would have cost me You can squeeze it out!"

"I don't want to!"

Unexpectedly, it was Kagura himself who raised the objection.In the surprised eyes of Sakata Gintoki and Shimura Shinpachi, Kagura packed up the things in the master house, threw away the mouse, closed the refrigerator, and helped the rice bucket up, while turning his back to them and said: "Gin-san This guy has always had no money, no morals, and loves to play pachinko and read JUMP comics. If such a guy leaves the protection of me, the Queen of Kabukicho, he will be bullied miserably, Aru. There is also a new Eight, without my protection here, he will definitely be manipulated by Yinsang, and then he will not be able to find all kinds of women who can marry when he is 50 years old."

"So, the Queen of Kabukicho won't leave until the two of them have the ability to be independent!" Kagura turned around to look at Anran and Shuten Doji when he said the last sentence, "Although look I'm very happy to see Daddy, but I can't just abandon two of my subordinates, Aru, the bad guy!"

"Who is your subordinate!" Sakata Gintoki and Shimura Shinpachi vomited loudly at the same time, and then they both breathed a sigh of relief.

"However, Jiang Hua and that bald man should also be on Earth, right? Where did they go?" An Ran was more curious about this point. After all, with Jiang Hua's character, it should be impossible to ignore the underage Kagura.

"I am Aru who ran out by myself!" Kagura raised her head with a proud look, "Seeing the bald man and Mommy get tired of being together every day, even my bastard brother can't bear it! And if If I'm at home, those two people can't go on a double trip. Although I was dragged back by my dad and mom some time ago, it's more fun to be a chic Leader with my subordinates. So even if Dad said so, I won’t leave, Alu.”

"Besides, I won't be really hungry." Kagura said and grinned at An Ran, "If I'm really hungry, no matter if it's Granny Toshi downstairs, sister Miao's drinking house, ladyboy club, real There must be a lot of delicious food in Xuangu and other places, after all, everyone is a very good person!"

"I just feel that in your capacity, staying in such a place is really aggrieved." An Ran looked at the surrounding space which seemed to him to be a little small, and then said, "Don't tell me you guys haven't thought about changing it?" What about the operation strategy? Whether it is poster promotion, flyer promotion, or website promotion, it should be able to raise the reputation of Wanshiwu little by little, and then the business will gradually improve, right?"

It turned out to be a night rabbit who knows how to market?

Everyone in Wanshiwu collectively looked at An Ran with serious faces, and found that they didn't even have the money for the early publicity...

"But... Kagura's identity? Does it mean that Kagura's father is the master of Xingkaifang?" Shimura Shinpachi thought for a while and asked, "Although that one looks very strong, it doesn't seem to be of any importance. money man."

"Who cares about the identity of a bald man like that?" An Ran was deeply impressed by the two years she spent with Xinghai Fangzhu. The history of being defeated by him in the past made An Ran wish that now... let Shuten Doji defeat him!

"My identity is very ordinary." Kagura didn't care about it. After all, no matter whether it is on an alien planet or on the earth, the place where the Yetu family lives is quite simple, and it is not a family that likes luxury. , "But the bald man is said to be quite famous in the entire universe. Last time someone used a planet as a bargaining chip to let the bald man fight monsters."

"A planet?!" Shocked, Gintoki Sakata and Shinpachi Shimura nearly jumped up, and the casually dressed bald man in their impression instantly turned into an image of the Mediterranean wearing a crown in their minds.

"It's a planet with nothing, so it's not very valuable Aru." Kagura spread his hands, and then continued, "Mommy has been retired for a long time, but I heard from the bastard brother that Mommy used to be from a certain planet. Owner."

"The owner of the planet?!" This time, in Sakata Gintoki's mind, there appeared a lady wearing an expensive fur coat, holding an expensive white peacock feather fan, laughing like a queen.

"The most profitable person in the family should be my bastard brother, Aru." Kagura didn't seem to feel the surprise of the two companions, and continued to think, "I heard that he is working as a pirate recently, and he is already the head of the division. Alu! By the way, it is said that the entire Edo is full of businesses of their division, such as the movie theater playing "Night Rabbit Enron" in the front, Yinsang's favorite small steel ball shop and comic shop, and the one you went to The famous brand of chocolate that I stole from Sister Miao for the first time is also the property of my bastard brother, Alu!"

"..."

Sakata Gintoki and Shimura Shinpachi are no longer willing to continue imagining the image of Kagura's elder brother. At this moment, in their eyes, Kagura should sit on a throne covered with bricks and stones, with a princess head on his head Crown, giant banana split ice cream in hand, spoon and bowl made of dazzling diamonds!Even Dingchun, who was sitting by the side, was eating the best Kobe steak from a golden dog food bowl!

Where is this poor kid who can only be jealous of kelp!That should be... a real princess!

Taking a complicated look at Kagura with a carefree face, Sakata Gintoki coughed a few times as if covering up, and then looked at An Ran pretending to be serious and said: "Then who are you? You should Not Kagura's biological father, right? Although I don't know Kagura's mother, just look at our lovely and lively His Royal Highness Kagura. An excellent woman who gave a huge gift from a kind-hearted person in Le. In addition, I believe that His Highness Kagura’s elder brother must have nothing to do with you. After all, you can give the kind-hearted person who takes care of your sister a small steel ball shop... No, a famous sweets brand The excellent young man must have been personally created by the couple with equally excellent and generous pedigree!"

"..." An Ran looked helplessly at the seemingly funny and unruly silver-haired curly hair in front of him, and finally nodded to admit that after all, he had no intention of continuing this misunderstanding, "In fact, I am Kagura's brother Kamui, who was born in childhood. Teacher, because I watched Kagura grow up from a young age, it may make this child a little clingy."

"Let's introduce ourselves formally." An Ran tilted her head with a smile, and then said, "My name is An Ran, and the man next to me who looks very bad-tempered is called Shuten Doji. Movies made us all famous."

Yetu Anran...

The big monster Shuten Doji?

And the master of Xinghai Fang, the master of the planet, the head of the pirate division...

After glancing at Mimi Kagura with a cute smile on his face, Sakata Gintoki and Shimura Shinpachi couldn't help standing there dumbfounded, their pupils shrunk, their jaws were dislocated, and their whole bodies seemed to be shrouded in materialized black lines Same, standing there motionless.