[Comprehensive + Onmyoji] Forced to transform into SSR

Two "passers-by" dressed as wandering samurai, one wearing a dark blue samurai uniform and the other wearing a red samurai uniform, stood in front of the poster of "The Great Monster Shuten Doji".The one in the dark blue samurai suit looks shorter and has a slightly thinner figure.The red-clothed warrior with an embarrassed face next to him looks taller and stronger, but he definitely doesn't have the high muscles on the poster.

"Of course!" The staff on the side seemed to see that the blue-clothed samurai "loved" "The Great Monster Shuten-douji", so they quickly promoted it: "Whether it's the character image or the deeds of picking up girls, it's all about who" Bai Crotch Bu Xixiang "Personally designated and dictated, it will definitely allow you to go back to the war-torn era before the war against barbarians ten years ago."

"Dictation in person?" The red-clothed samurai managed to pull out the guy who drank with him from his memory, "What Xixiang Tesheng said must be true? As far as I know, the image of Shuten-doji in the poster is similar to I am completely different, and Shuten-douji has never seen these messy women around her."

"How old are you? It's as if you know the big monster Shuten Doji very well!" The staff looked at the red-clothed samurai with a very questioning look, "Could it be..."

"Could it be that?"

The staff member looked at the long red hair and purple eyes of the warrior in red, and suddenly remembered something extraordinary, and then said in shock: "Could it be...you are Shutendouji's son?!"

"...Hahahaha!" The blue-clothed warrior was stunned for a moment, and then suddenly laughed out loud, "That said, they are really similar."

The red-clothed warrior with twitching eyes: "..."

Perhaps it was recognized that the person in front of me was a descendant of the legendary warrior who fought against barbarians, so the attitude of the staff immediately became better. Then, after glancing at the staff of Tianren Cinema opposite, he lowered his voice and said to the two warriors : "I really heard that according to the original script, the life of the big monster Jiu Tun Doji was nothing but killing heaven and man and drinking, so there was no point to speak of at all. That's why the screenwriter added the item of indulging in womanizing...after all , everyone is still very much looking forward to the revealing scenes in the movie, it can earn a lot of box office!"

"So, everyone knows that Shuten-douji is not a womanizer?" Although the expression still looked unkind, the tone of the red-clothed warrior was much calmer than before.

"This is something that can't be helped!" The staff spread their hands, then pointed to the Tianren Cinema opposite and said, "Isn't this going to compete with the "Yutu Anran" opposite? The protagonist of the book is surrounded by countless alien beauties, whether they have tentacles, tails, or hands, they have all been captured before. If our "Great Monster Shuten Doji" does not have such a hot spot, how can we improve? Ratings?"

The staff member sighed, and seemed to have completely ignored the stiff expression on the blue-clothed samurai's face. Instead, he continued: "According to Mr. Xixiang's dictation, it's fine that the big monster Shuten-do is not good at women, but in the end he even got along with her." A man elopes! How can such a story be shown in a movie?"

"Huh?" The staff member said halfway, then suddenly looked at the red-clothed warrior suspiciously, and asked, "Can a man and a man have children? May I ask if your mother is..."

"Boom!" The warrior in red punched the wall with the poster, punching a hole in the wall that was originally intact. The innocent workers sitting in the office on the other side of the wall could only look at the collapsed wall and shiver. trembling.

"Just arrived here, don't kill anyone, wait until you find your drinking buddy, and it won't be too late." The blue samurai smiled and stopped Shuten-douji from making further moves, but that smile seemed like a nightmare to the staff .

Of the two wandering samurai who appeared here, the blue samurai was of course misunderstood by the world as Yatu's Anran because of the umbrella sword, and the red samurai was of course Shuten Doji.

"That...that..." Although the staff members are also patriots, they are still extremely scared in the face of overwhelming force, "I won't ask. Then, do you two still want to go in and watch a movie?"

"If possible, I hope that this movie never existed from the beginning." Shutendouji squinted at the broken poster in the wreckage, "I want to see the person in charge and release this movie immediately."

"The person in charge?" The staff immediately stammered, "But... the movie has been released for half a month!" The staff took out a magazine from behind and flipped to a certain center page.

""The Great Monster Shuten-douji"! Hit No. 1 at the box office in Edo!" The bright headline caught the eyes of Shuten-douji and An Ran.At the same time, in the corner of that page, there was a line of relatively small words ""Yu Tu An Ran" follows closely, ranking No.2!"

"Number one?" Although she didn't know what the hell the movie called "Night Rabbit Anran" was about, Anran somehow felt a little uncomfortable. It was obviously a messy movie. A little higher at the box office?Why does Shuten-douji have beautiful human beauties on his poster, but his poster is full of tentacle monsters at a glance?

Thinking of this, An Ran glared at Shuten-douji again.

"Now the big monster Shuten-douji is the idol of all people in Edo!" The staff didn't know if they said hi again, but their expressions became excited again, "After all, this is the earth, and the movies of heaven and man should not try to surpass Our "Great Monster Shutendouji"! Hahahaha!"

"You bastard, what are you talking about again!" The staff member with a tiger's head at the entrance of Tianren Cinema rushed over with the big poster of "Night Rabbit Safe" in his hand.

When the poster got closer and closer to An Ran, he finally saw clearly the words written at the bottom of the poster, which belonged to Yetu Kamui——

Yatu Kamui: This story is absolutely true. If you feel that the story is exaggerated, you can come to me at any time (laughs).

that brat!In An Ran's mind, the original image of the innocent and smiling seven-year-old boy shattered in an instant. After a long time since seeing him, he turned into a guy with a full stomach!

"Let's go." Now that the movie has been released for half a month, An Ran and Shuten-douji both know that it is probably impossible to erase this movie in this world.So An Ran walked over and exchanged a glance with Shuten-douji, then pinched hard on the inner flesh of his arm!

"What does this have to do with me?" Shuten Doji felt that he was really innocent.

"All in all, let's find out that Xixiang Tesheng and Kamui first, and then..."

Knocked down on the ground and rubbed!

Although they learned where Saigo Tomori is now from the staff, Anran and Shuten-douji knew nothing about the streets of Edo ten years ago, and even more so ten years later.So after going around, An Ran and Shuten-douji felt that they still needed a guide.

It was at this time that An Ran suddenly saw a somewhat familiar figure from the window of a small restaurant. Although he had grown up a lot compared to the little bun in An Ran's mind, his hair color and attire were exactly the same.And... if that little bun grows up, he will indeed look more and more like her beautiful mother, right?

"That's..." Walking on the streets of Edo, Shuten-douji's memory of this world gradually recovered, so he quickly remembered the little bun who cried to An Ran not to leave when he left this world, But when he looked at the two people sitting next to that figure, Shuten-douji frowned, "How could that child be with an adult human? Could it be a kidnapper?"

"Let's go and have a look." Because there is still the possibility of identifying the wrong person, An Ran and Shuten-douji first pushed open the door of the small restaurant and walked in.

In the innermost window seat of the small restaurant, two men and a woman sat there, staring at the only bowl of white rice in front of them listlessly.

"Yin-sang, Shinpachi, I'm trying to grow my body, Alu. If Mommy and Dad find out that you abused me, I will definitely beat you into rice balls! So this bowl of rice belongs to me, Alu!" The girl in a red kung fu suit and with two buns was about to reach out and fetch the bowl of rice in the next second, "I've prepared vinegar seaweed to serve with the rice!"

"I'm the president." Gintoki Sakata's dead fish eye disease seemed to be getting worse, "Don't you guys have any awareness of respecting and loving the old?"

Shimura Shinpachi watched the two companions argue over a free bowl of white rice, and couldn't help sighing.Because the Wanshiwu they run has not been in business for a long time, as the boss, Sakata Gintoki can't even pay the rent, let alone the salary of the staff.

But now, Shimura Shinpachi could only put on a very embarrassing look, followed behind Sakata Gintoki and Kagura, walked into this restaurant with the sign "All rice bowls and rice dishes are free" at the door, and looked at Looking at Sakata Yinshi, he calmly ordered three bowls of rice...

Such a restaurant is too kind!He didn't even throw this shameless guy out!He actually gave them a bowl of white rice!What's more, this kind of white rice looks really fragrant and delicious, and it is many times better than the dark substance that my sister is good at cooking at home!Especially in the past month, the old lady is obsessed with cooking, and he doesn't even have a chance to enter the kitchen!

"That..." Shimura Shinpachi said cautiously, "If you give me this bowl of white rice, how about I take you back to eat the dinner prepared by my sister?"

Kagura and Sakata Gintoki turned their heads to look at Shimura Shinpachi for a few seconds, and then continued to stare at the white rice on the table with blazing eyes. I've seen it before, that's a terrifying big demon king who can transform all materials into dark matter.

"Excuse me, is this Miss Kagura?"

At this time, the waiter of the restaurant suddenly came over, behind him was a trolley that was blocked and could not be seen clearly.

"It's me, Aru, what's the matter?" When Kagura responded, her eyes didn't deviate from the white rice in front of her, for fear that the vile boss in front of her would eat the rice directly while she was not paying attention.

"This is specially prepared for you by a guest." The waiter turned to the trolley behind him, and then brought a super-large double-decker sushi platter to Kagura, "The guest ordered the best sushi for you." Tuna sushi, crab sushi, salmon roe sushi, Arctic shellfish sushi, etc., please choose slowly.”

Then, the waiter continued to bring some hot food to the table, and while serving the food, he introduced: "In addition to the sushi dishes kept by the manager, there are only some ordinary food left in our small shop. You ordered some of our restaurant's specialties, such as thick egg yaki, tempura arctic shrimp, spicy cabbage udon, teriyaki chicken steak, etc..."

Seeing a series of tasty and delicious meals piled up on the whole small table, the three members of Wanshiwu didn't even notice that the poor bowl of white rice was removed by the waiter.Although most of them are not particularly expensive dishes, for the trio of masters who haven't had a good meal for a month, it's like being in heaven at this moment!

"Also..." the waiter checked the menu in his hand, "you can call me after you finish eating, that customer also ordered a dessert for you, which is our specialty giant banana split ice cream."

After speaking, the waiter handed Kagura a bowl, chopsticks, knife and fork for one person, and then turned to leave.

"Wait a minute!" Sakata Gintoki immediately stopped the waiter, "Really, there are three of us here! How can a set of tableware be possible?"

"I'm sorry!" The waiter immediately apologized, and then said with the satisfied eyes of Sakata Gintoki and Shimura Shinpachi, ""The guest specially ordered that these are only prepared for Ms. Kagura!so……"

"..." Sakata Gintoki's whole body was almost deserted, a delicacy that he could see but couldn't eat?Could this be another nightmare hell that Eun-sang went through?

Seeing the voice of the waiter turning around and leaving gracefully, Sakata Gintoki could only stretch out his hand and shout loudly: "At least give us back that bowl of white rice!"

"Kagura-chan, I think we can discuss it again." Sakata Gintoki was planning to find a way to save the country from Kagura's curves, when he saw that the girl with a big stomach that didn't fit the heroine's setting had already eaten a layer Sushi platter! ,

"What's the matter?" Because there was something slow in his mouth, Kagura responded vaguely with a happy expression on his face, "Yin-san, what's the matter?"

"..." Seeing Kagura destroying the food in front of him at lightning speed, Sakata Gintoki couldn't even say "so many things, how can you eat all of them?"...

However, after Kagura finished a few big dishes that could fill his stomach, he actually pushed the arctic shrimp and Chawanmushi to Sakata Gintoki and Shimura Shinpachi.After pushing, he turned his face aside, as if he didn't want others to see that reluctant look.

"Kagura-chan!" Sakata Gintoki and Shimura Shinpachi almost burst into tears because of Kagura's small gesture.

"Hmph, don't get me wrong!" Kagura said with a stubborn tone, still turning her head to one side, "I did this because I wanted to save my stomach for the Big Mac banana split ice cream. Mommy said that I would eat it if I was too full." If you eat ice cream, you will definitely eat Aru. Hmph, it’s not because you guys left me the last box of strawberry milk!”

"It's so delicious!" When Kagura was getting awkward, Sakata Gintoki and Shimura Shinpachi had already finished all the meals in front of them at a speed not inferior to Kagura's.

"However..." When everyone piled up the tall dishes together, and then took two spoons and Kagura to destroy the giant banana boat, Sakata Gintoki remembered a very serious question, " Who is this guy who ordered Kagura's food?"

"And only Kagura is allowed to eat alone?" Shimura Shinpachi felt that he might have grasped the truth of the matter, "Could it be the legendary lolicon! And he is going to use delicious food to conquer Kagura?"

"Wow!" Kagura's face was unexpectedly excited, "Does Mr. Lolicon prepare so many delicious food every day?"

"Kagura-chan! Such thoughts are dangerous!"

When Sakata Gintoki and Shimura Shinpachi were trying to protect themselves for the science of Kagura, they sat in the front seat. Through the dialogue in Wanshiwu during this period of time, they learned that Anran and Shutendouji should be at least friends. Can't help but stand up from the seat, and then walked in front of Kagura.

"Long time no see, Kagura." An Ran took off the bamboo hat on his head, and smiled gently at the little bun who hadn't seen him in ten years, "Unexpectedly, Kagura has become a beautiful big girl." .”

Kagura stared blankly at An Ran who appeared in front of him, and after a while, his pupils began to shrink, and he stared at the other party dumbfounded, and said, "Dad...Dadbi?"

"Daddy?!" Sakata Gintoki and Shimura Shinpachi seemed to have received a fatal blow, their jaws almost fell to the dining table.

"No, no!" After being shocked for a while, Sakata Gintoki recovered and said, "We've all met Kagura's father, isn't he the bald man who claims to be the master of Xingkaifang?"

"Yeah, yeah! Kagura clearly said that the owner of Xinghaifang is taking his wife on his fifth honeymoon trip, how could you become Kagura's dad... daddy?!" Shimura Shinpachi also felt This matter has become too serious to complain about.

The situation is very serious!

"No, no, no, we can't come to a conclusion so quickly." Sakata Gintoki said, and began to look at the looks of Kagura and An Ran.Think about it carefully... Although Kagura once said that her hair color and appearance are becoming more and more like her mother, but with the appearance of that bald man, it is really difficult to give birth to such a juicy girl.

"Could it be that..." Sakata Gintoki looked at Kagura's direction with a serious face, "Your father... does that bald man really know that there is a green prairie above his head?!"

"Crack!" Kagura reached out and gave Sakata Gintoki a knife, "It's already a miracle that the bald man can grow green hair, Aru!"

"No, that's not the case. In fact, Kagura and I..."

The other party was Kagura's friend after all, and Shuten-douji next to him also showed a complicated expression, so An Ran was kindly planning to explain the relationship between himself and Kagura.

But at this moment, an exclamation mark that hadn't been seen for a long time lit up on the system icon, which made An Ran immediately reflexively open the courtyard space and open the seal reward interface.

You know, the two mandatory missions in the last world didn't even leave any gold coins for An Ran, so now that he clicked into the seal reward interface, An Ran's gaze was attracted by the mysterious charm in the reward reward.

In the eyes of outsiders, An Ran, who was about to explain, was so stunned here. It seemed that there were many sad and lamentable unspeakable secrets hidden behind this incident, and Sakata Gintoki and Shimura Shinpachi couldn't help but start to think about it. The grievances and hatred between An Ran and Kagura's parents have written millions of words!

In particular, Kagura recognized the identity of the little boy at the first sight, which surprised Sakata Gintoki, and the truth of the matter seemed to become more and more confusing.

At this moment, An Ran has also been attracted by the reward mission. After all, the reward of this reward mission is very generous, but the mission itself seems a bit too simple and strange.

Seal reward——

Event Description: Please find Yoshida Shoyo and talk to him.

Place of occurrence: Edo

Reward rewards: Mysterious spell*3, Shikigami's appointment double experience coupon (one week), a lot of experience, a lot of soul fragments.

Why such a simple task has so many rich rewards?In addition to the mysterious spell that An Ran has been chanting for a long time, the Shikigami Appointed Double Experience Coupon can be seen as an item that can quickly upgrade the Shikigami. It is estimated that Ootengu will pull this thing as soon as he sees it. The demon fox flew to the one appointed by Shikigami.

"Dad, was Kagura the first thing you saw after you came back?" Kagura didn't mean to justify her name for An Ran at all. After all, under the iron fist of Mommy Jianghua, even her bald father They can only acquiesce in the title of Kagura.

"That's right, the first thing I did when I came back was to find Little Kagura." Although I saw it by accident when I was passing by here, but seeing Little Kagura who can still pounce on me like this after so many years, An Ran felt that It seems that I have found the feeling of holding a soft little bun back then.

"Great!" Just as Kagura hugged Anran, Shuten-douji, who was standing by the side and had been vigilant, held him in his hand, but Kagura didn't seem to mind at all, and was still very happy. Said, "That's great, if that bastard brother knows about this, Alu will be pissed off! Tell him to forget to bring me a gift when he went on a business trip last time, hahaha!"

"Hey, put Kagura down." Although An Ran could feel that the aura around An Ran's body was relatively stable, the red-haired man standing beside him didn't look like a good person.Especially when Sakata Gintoki stood up from his seat and looked at the other party, the other party's purple eyes were full of unkindness. Those eyes were like walking off the battlefield, and they should not exist in Kabukicho.

"Then watch this brat carefully." Just when Sakata Gintoki thought that Shuten-douji would make a direct move, the other party just put Kagura down lightly, and then even patted Kagura on the head.

"Kagura, aren't you afraid of that guy?" Shimura Shinpachi quickly pulled Kagura to his side, and then asked in a low voice, "That red-haired guy looks very scary."

"I'm not afraid!" Kagura also learned to lower her voice, "That bald man looks so scary outside, isn't he being controlled by Mommy at home? With Dad by his side, that wicked uncle dare not What about me, Aru!"

Maybe it's because of Yotusa's bloodline, although it happened ten years ago, Kagura clearly remembers that it was the evil red-haired uncle who took his daddy away, and then daddy disappeared for a whole ten years .

However, thinking that the bald man abducted his mother and went out for a period of time under the pretext of going on honeymoon every time, Kagura felt that maybe this was a very normal thing.

"Dad, did Daddy come here just to visit Kagura?" Kagura asked with expectant eyes, "How long will Daddy stay in Edo?" From Kagura's point of view, if An Ran can stay here If it takes longer, can I have a lot of big meals to eat?

It looks like Dad is richer than his bald dad!

"The most important thing is to visit Kagura." An Ran smiled and stroked the little bun on Kagura's head, "However, by the way, I also need to find someone."

"Looking for someone?" Kagura's eyes lit up, "Then I can leave it to Kagura Aru, after all, Kagura is the queen of Kabukicho! Who is Dad looking for?"

"Hmm..." An Ran recalled the completely unfamiliar name, and finally opened the courtyard to look through it, and said, "It's a man named Yoshida Shoyo."

"Boom!" The bowl in Sakata Gintoki's hand slipped almost instantly, and then hit the glass table with a crisp sound.A look of unnaturalness flashed in Sakata Gintoki's eyes, and he quickly covered it up. He grabbed the dropped bowl and said with an embarrassed smile, "Hahaha, the quality of this bowl is pretty good!"

"Yoshida Shoyo?" Kagura thought about it seriously, "It seems that I have never heard of such a name! However, with the Queen of Kabukicho here, I can definitely find someone who knows Yoshida Shoyo, Aru!"

As Kagura said, she came out from behind the dining table, and under Shuten-douji's eyes, she didn't grab An Ran's hand, but walked towards the door of the restaurant first, then turned around and said to An Ran with a smile: "Dad , it’s rare to come to Kagura to play, why don’t let us take Dad to visit Kabukicho! Maybe someone can hear about that person from someone, after all, Manshiya is a very famous idol group in Kabukicho !"

"Idol group?" Shimura Shinpachi himself didn't believe such words.

"Of course!" Kagura showed great pride in front of An Ran, "Manshiya is the most popular in Kabukicho, no matter where we go, everyone will welcome us very warmly!"

"That's really great, Little Kagura." An Ran naturally believed what Kagura said, "It seems that although the family doesn't know why they are not around, Little Kagura is really great!"

Now that the agreement was made, Anran and Shuten-douji followed Kagura out of the restaurant, outside the restaurant they put on their bamboo hats again, and walked among Kagura and other people in Manshiwu.

"New eight."

When Shimura Shinpachi heard Sakata Gintoki's voice and turned his head, he found that the owner of the dodgy Master House had an unexpectedly serious face. Even the dead fish-eye cancer seemed to be cured by frowning. few.

"Silver..." Shimura Shinpachi didn't know what happened.

"Anyway, since Kagura is called Papa, that guy... no, those two guys shouldn't be... heavenly beings, right?" Yoshida Shoyo is the reverse scale of Sakata Gintoki So at this moment, he couldn't think of why the heavenly man wanted to find the teacher who had passed away five years ago.