Demon King's Bather

"Then, this autumn, I would like to ask everyone to help me cut down wattles at the Cuancang Mountain. According to the amount of wattles cut, for every thousand catties of wattles accumulated, I will teach you a new practice formula." As for whether you can comprehend it, Yu Chunlai decided to let the monsters figure it out for themselves first, and if they don't understand it, he will come to answer their questions.

After getting a satisfactory answer, the monsters left contentedly. Before leaving, they made an appointment. When the Mid-Autumn Festival passed and the thorns of the thorns began to fall off in large numbers, they would go to Weancang Mountain to cut the thorns together to exchange for the formula.

A thousand catties of wattle seems to be a lot, but for these rough-skinned and thick-skinned monsters, they can cut dozens of catties every day, and it will be enough for more than half a month, not to mention that autumn happens to be the time when their monsters hoard supplies , I go there every day to cut firewood, and by the way, I can save some firewood for my family. The winter in Dahuangshan is very cold, and they don’t care about it, but some of them have pregnant females in their homes, or they are pregnant mothers themselves. If you are a beast, you have to work hard to accumulate more firewood, meat and other things.

At this time, a female animal noticed the chicken cubs raised by Xiaobai.

As I said before, since they regarded these chicken cubs as their own babies (pets), let alone slaughter them and eat them, little monsters would like to take them with them wherever they go.

Maybe it's because the little demon still has some animal attributes left in its nature. After getting acquainted with it, those little chickens almost regarded themselves as the same kind as the wolf demon Xiaobai. Get into the bedroom where the three of Xiaobai and the others sleep, and curl up in the chicken coop in the corner.

The chick eats less and eats more. When he wakes up hungry at night, he doesn’t need to be fed additionally. He can continue to sleep soundly by himself after eating a little yellow rice and water placed beside the chicken coop. Early the next morning, he will follow Xiaobai Lively and happy in the yard, knowing that these are newcomers to the family, other big monsters should also be careful not to step on them when they walk.So, gradually, the little chicks almost regarded this place as their own home, scurrying around in the yard every day, and those who were brave enough to eat the yellow rice and bean dregs ground on the millstone.

Speaking of bean dregs, after returning from the market, Yu Chunlai bought two large and small stone mills from a stonemason in the mountains along the way. The large one was used to make tofu, or to grind flour and yellow rice. His Royal Highness the Demon King cooks a small stove, and sometimes cooks fine food or something. Of course, when the Demon King is away, he can secretly cook meat for the cubs at home. Don't tell the narrow-minded His Royal Highness the Demon King about this matter.

Ever since this stone mill was established, monsters who have cubs at home, or are about to have cubs, can't wait to stick to this food shop. There is no other reason. The supply of tofu and bean dregs cakes in Yu's food shop is limited every day. , I can only make two plates of tofu every day, plus ten plates of bean dregs cakes, didn’t I buy it?Sorry, please be early tomorrow.

Exclusive monopoly is so capricious!

In Dahuangshan, the Yujia food store is even better than the rural supply and marketing cooperatives before the reform and opening up in the previous life. Not only are there limited purchases, sometimes they are often out of stock, but they also refuse to complain, reject any negative reviews, and want to fight ?Sorry, the yard is full of bodyguards...

However, the soy products at Yu's Food Shop are really delicious!Especially for cubs who are teething like Cub Xiaohua and Cub Mian, fresh tofu only needs some oil, salt and chopped green onion, and then minced meat is piled on top, steamed over high heat, cubs You can eat a large bowl at a time, and you have to lick off the tofu at the bottom of the bowl.

Because the portion is small, every time the adult demon buys tofu, he is reluctant to eat it, and saves it for his own cubs to eat. Just like that, he often can't buy it.

Therefore, in order to be able to buy the limited supply of soy products from Yu’s Food Shop, many monster families have now formed a new work and rest habit. The shop came to line up, and in this line, I naturally saw the chickens strolling in the yard.

The cubs are very interested in the hairballs that are smaller than them, and they soon play with the chicken cubs. Just squatting there and watching the chickens peck the rice, they can watch with relish for a long time.

Unlike the cubs, what the banshees saw was the benefits brought by the chicken cubs when they grow up——

"If you keep it in a cave and lay eggs every day, the cubs can eat fresh egg custard!"

Yes, egg custard is also a must-try item in the recipes of cub enthusiasts, but it is a pity that there are no wild pheasants in Dahuangshan, and the eggs are easy to break when transported from outside, so eggs are very rare.

"If a hen can lay one egg a day, then if ten hens are raised, wouldn't it be ten eggs a day?" The banshee is good at mathematics, and quickly thought of the key, "In this case , it doesn’t matter how many eggs the cub wants to eat!”

"And if it dies, it won't be wasted. Hen stewed soup is also delicious. I saw Boss Yu made it, but it's a pity that the chicken soup is not for sale. Boss Yu gave our cubs a small bowl. We The cub went back and talked about it for a long time, saying that there is no soup better than chicken soup." Thinking of how her cub was greedy for old hen soup, a banshee eagerly looked at the chicken cubs running all over the ground, "No If you know where you bought this thing, why don't we go buy some and bring it back?"

Treat cubs as pets when they are fluffy, lay eggs when they grow up, and make soup when they die. In the eyes of banshees, there is nothing more cost-effective than raising chickens!

"Brother Xiaobai, you bastard, where did you buy it?"

"The market at the foot of the mountain."

"Ah? Still going to the market? It's so troublesome to go down the mountain~" the banshees complained. It's not their house, it's just a custom for thousands of years. The monsters who go out to buy in the mountains will go out regularly, not to mention the monster hunting monks who run rampant down the mountain are also very annoying. I heard that these monks like to catch banshees to sell.

"Why don't we ask Boss Yu for help?" Banshees also look at faces. , with a smell of cub milk, but she still has to pretend to be mature and prudent. Although I don’t know what contrast is cute, but the banshees are also very cute. Come here every day, of course with my husband I mean to line up to buy tofu, but if I want to take the opportunity to feast my eyes and eat Boss Yu’s soft tofu, then no one knows...

When the banshees found Yu Chunlai, he was trying to add the extracted peppermint essential oil into his handmade soap. In fact, this time and space already has a very mature handmade soap making technique, ahem, of course it also originated from a certain Inventions of those friars who love beauties.

It's a pity that most of the handmade soaps on the market are fragrant and not suitable for His Highness the Demon King's sensitive nose.

There is no way, in order to coax His Majesty the cat to wash for nothing, Yu Chunlai can only buy the materials and make fragrance-free handmade soap by himself. , Ingredients that help hair growth are also necessary.

Yu Chunlai has always felt that he has been helped a lot by Ye Zhan, and he has no other way to repay him, only to take care of him as much as possible in his life.

But for Ye Zhan, this kind of Yu Chunlai treats him differently from other monsters, he obviously cares more about himself, and he can tell at a glance that he likes him very much! (This logic is zero~)

In this way, one felt that he was repaying a favor, the other mistakenly thought that he had obtained love, and the two monsters whose brain waves were not on the same line at all finally lived happily together.

Keke, the full text is not over yet.

Hearing the request from the banshees, Yu Chunlai hesitated for a moment——

"It's not difficult to buy chickens, but if there are too many chickens, it will be a bit troublesome to transport them up the mountain." Subconsciously, Yu Chunlai didn't want to touch the storage bag of His Highness the Demon King, especially to help others, although Ye Zhan didn't He said, but he just felt that Ye Zhan definitely didn't like others touching his things.

"It doesn't matter! In a few days, it will be the Harvest Festival once a year in Qinghu City. At that time, thousands of monsters will gather and everyone will go to the city to play. Boss Yu, you can go with us and help us pick some chickens. "

"Then, all right." Yu Chunlai nodded, and continued to tinker with the handmade soap in his hand.

Because he has a whole set of bathing tools, His Royal Highness Yao Wang has also become obsessed with bathing recently, especially every time Yu Chun comes to help him scrub with his own hands, ahem, although he still accidentally touches places that shouldn't be touched, but , His Royal Highness the Demon King's mood has changed from "Damn cat slaves dare to take advantage of this king" at the beginning, to "Ah, it's so comfortable, I have to masturbate again", tsk!There is almost no lower limit. Every time you take a bath, if the small theater in the head of His Highness the Demon King is censored, it will definitely be coded.

Especially recently, Yu Chunlai's "fascinating" skills have risen to a new level. He set up a pure natural stone cat climbing frame in the bathing pool of His Royal Highness the Demon King!

This stone was found by accident when he went to pick up stones near the river bed last time. In the middle of the rectangular stone, there are some natural holes and two small platforms. It is tailor-made for His Highness the Demon King. Custom made cat climbing frame!

Yu Chunlai immediately moved the stone back happily, after thinking about it, he finally put it in the bathing pool, the reason is very simple, His Royal Highness, who loves face, is absolutely unwilling to expose it in broad daylight and in front of everyone. The subordinates did stupid things like playing with cat climbing frames.

It's almost time to take a shower!

Drain the water in the bathing pool, move a few big stones to firmly fix the cat climbing frame, so now, when taking a bath, His Royal Highness the Demon King no longer has to feel wronged to shrink on the big stone, but rather Squat down on the cat climbing frame, spread out the limbs, and let the dear cat slave help him make the soap, slowly rub it into a rich foam, and then massage it. This little day is simply amazing!

Immortals do not change!