Demon King's Bather

"Is this the little chick?"

"Compared to our monster cubs, they are much smaller. I can crush them to death with one hand."

"Soul light! So let you be careful, kill one, and deduct a month of snacks and snacks!" Xiaobai divided the chicks according to the number of cubs, and rewarded a stir-fried chestnut on each demon head .

That's right, after buying the chick cubs, Yu Chunlai entrusted these cute fur balls to the monster cubs, probably children like to take care of the fur balls that are smaller than them. After getting nervous, the cubs happily divided each monster into a few and adopted these fur balls that were smaller than them.

I don't know how they can distinguish these chicks who look like copy and paste. Anyway, when Yu Chunlai finds out, each of these chicks has their own name and a black hair on their head. The ones with spots on their wings are called little blacks, and the ones with spots on their wings are called little ones... Anyway, whoever takes care of the cubs, the cubs who drag their sons and daughters (?) suddenly feel that they have grown up and need to raise smaller cubs Yes, even walking unconsciously became more stable.

Yu Chunlai couldn't bear to tell them that these chicks were raised to be killed and eaten, and only a very small part of the eggs laid were used to hatch chicks, and the rest were used for cooking and eating ……never mind!Better not eat it!

In front of the cubs, killing the cubs they raised with their own hands, as well as the cubs of the cubs, it was quite cruel to think about it.

Despite the primitive and crude construction techniques, after more than ten days, an adobe compound was formed on the mountainside. The front faces south and there are five main rooms, with a main room in the middle and people living on both sides. The playable combination lives in one house, and there are three low houses in a row on the east side, which are the kitchen, the utility room and the chicken coop.There are also three rooms in the west row, which are the bathroom, the hut and the water room.

It is said to be a water house, but it is actually a shack built on it to prevent dirty things from falling down. A large pit was dug inside and surrounded by stones. The mountain springs drawn from the mountain gathered here. The reserved small ditch flows out, so that the water used at home does not have to be picked from the mountain every day, which is very convenient and hygienic.

Yu Chunlai also based on his own life experience, asked people to build two platforms with relatively flat big stones next to the water house, so that the little monsters can wash clothes or deal with larger prey at ordinary times, so as not to dirty the yard.

"Why don't you have a house?" Seeing that the big monster who built the house only reserved a bedroom for the little monsters, but he didn't have one, Yu Chunlai asked in surprise.

"Hey~ We're adult demons now, living with the cubs, that's inconvenient..."

Inconvenient, inconvenient, inconvenient... Fuck, I seem to have heard some dirty, dirty topics.Yu Chun came to the black line.

He's not a cub, so of course he knows what the monkey monster means by "inconvenient". Ahem, adult monsters generally have a rich nightlife at night, so this is a bit unsuitable for children.

Yu Chunlai was too lazy to care about these unscrupulous monsters.Later he learned that adult monsters generally have their own separate lairs, and the adult life of these monsters is also very simple, with some integrity, such as the wolf clan and the bear clan, which advocate monogamy. Find a partner to move out and live alone. Those who have no morals, such as foxes and monkey monsters, basically belong to the rhythm of changing brides/grooms every night. If you see each other, hook up together, and you can go back to the cave to have sex immediately. , If you get bored, change again, tsk tsk!It's the scum of the demon clan!

and many more!

"If that's the case, aren't you afraid of confusing bloodlines for inbreeding?" Yu Chunlai suddenly thought of Xiaobai. Although the wolf family is very moral in his eyes, it doesn't rule out that there are some very small number of scum who like to mess around, right?

"Closed relatives?" His Royal Highness the Demon King expressed his incomprehension, "The Demon Race is not as particular as the Race Race, so if we like it, we will be together." For example, you and I, even if we are destined not to have cubs, I will always like you, His Royal Highness the Demon King added inwardly.

Yu Chunlai was speechless. He finally knew how those little monsters on the rubbish mountain came to be. After inbreeding, the strong cubs would be kept, and the weak or defective cubs would be abandoned... He should have thought earlier that the monsters in the Great Barren Mountain were so realistic and cruel.

Entrusting the little monsters to the care of the monkey monster and other big monsters, and staying here for more than a month, Yu Chunlai and the others finally wanted to go back. In fact, even if His Royal Highness the Demon King didn't say anything, he still wanted to go back. The body knows it by itself. Recently, he has obviously felt chest tightness when he wakes up, and he often has night sweats and nightmares. He is not a person who does not know good and bad. He knows that His Highness the Demon King let him stay in Dahuangshan for his own good. Yu Chunlai took the initiative Packed up the luggage, ready to go home.

"Brother, will you still come to see us?" The little demons were very reluctant to part with him, and came to see him off with the little chick who had grown up.This is the etiquette of mortals that they learned from Yu Chunlai, relatives and friends must be seen off when they travel far.

"Yes, you guys are obedient. Tell Brother Monkey what you need, and he will help you go down the mountain to buy it. I will come to see you every two months." Yu Chunlai stroked the fluffy cubs Although their heads have freed them from the life of picking up trash, seeing such a small cub surviving on its own, Yu Chunlai always wanted to treat them better.

Before leaving, Yu Chunlai saw a few big monsters who "sell themselves for a mentor" looking at him eagerly, and gave them a cruel homework with a grin.

"In the past two months, I only ask you to think about one question, which is: Tao follows nature. When you meditate or work every day, think about the meaning of these four words. If you figure it out, you can come to me for a next question. Ministry, if you can’t figure it out, I’ll tell you when I come next time.”

The older out-of-school children like Monkey Monster are not so resistant to homework, and gratefully wrote down these four words. Although they don't understand what it means for the time being, isn't there still two months left?You can always figure it out, right?

Poor monsters, they have not yet grasped the profoundness and pitfalls of Taoist thought. Even if it is only four words, the explanation can even produce a huge book as thick as a brick!

How could single-cell monsters figure it out?

Right now, though, they don't know the sad reality.

When Yu Chunlai returned to the Great Barren Mountain, the happiest thing was the monsters left behind. Emma ate barbecue and raw meat for more than a month, and a bird almost faded out of her mouth!

What's more, after listening to Yu Chunlai's suggestion, several big demons with high comprehension took the initiative to stop their cultivation and began to comprehend nature (in fact, they are self-willed, lazy, and doing whatever they want). Neidan, who was about to be restless, hadn't felt that kind of evil fire entering his body for a long time.

Not only that, but two female beasts who have never been able to conceive cubs are actually pregnant!

Practice is the only criterion for testing the truth. After knowing that Yu Chunlai's method worked, more and more monsters stopped practicing on their own initiative. Although they don't know why, they seem to understand Yu Chunlai's words "to speed What does it mean.

In the past, they were too eager to ascend to the immortals, eager for success, but slowed down the speed of cultivation, and sometimes became obsessed, just like a marathon runner who ran for a long time and was so tired that his tongue almost came out , but when I looked up, I suddenly found that Nima seems to have gone the wrong way!What a sin...

Now, Yu Chunlai, the mentor who led them on the right path of cultivation, has finally returned!All the monsters were so happy that they ran out and hunted many rare and fat prey that day and came back, preparing to present them to the respected Master Yu.

Xiaobai followed behind Yu Chunlai, holding a shallow rattan basket in his arms, in which were his fluffy chicks, looking at a group of almost obsequious monsters with a blank expression.My brother said that when he grows up a bit, he will teach himself the entire Tao Te Ching, hum~ It's useless to please you, my brother is the best to me!

His Royal Highness the Demon King expressed disdain for this, no matter how nice you are, you have to listen to me!

When I got home, I noticed at first glance that the shack at home seemed to have been replaced with a new one. Yu Chunlai smiled and shook his head, but he didn’t poke it. The monsters like to fight every day. If he didn’t demolish his house, it would be a good deal for him. Save face, as for the collapsed shack and build him a new one, pretending to be the original one, he just pretends not to know.

All the demons really took the blame for His Royal Highness the Demon King for nothing. The hut was obviously collapsed during their king's fight. Not to mention asking them to help repair it, but also to misunderstand Yu Chunlai, it is an eternal injustice!

The next day, Yu's Food Shop opened again, and the monsters who had exchanged hostages for food before heard the news and rushed over one after another. While receiving the food, they mainly wanted to ask if Yu Chun wanted to help here.

Don't think they are blind. In the past month, these big monsters hired by Yu Chunlai have seen all the changes in their eyes and kept them in their hearts. They have been emotionally stable for a month without going crazy, which makes the monsters envious. !Just like Yu Chunlai and the others, the beauties who can't get fat in time and space, they are simply envied by the fat papers who drink water and want to give up.

"Help? I have a job, but it's a bit hard..." Yu Chunlai suddenly thought of the wattles all over the mountains and plains in the weancang mountain. Although they are not as valuable as native chickens, if they are not cut off that year, they will affect the new wattles in the next year. Sprouts are really troublesome. With those big monsters and those little monsters alone, there is no way to cut down the entire mountain.

"It's okay to work hard! Tell me!" As long as I can learn how to practice with you, I won't be afraid of blood and sweat!The monsters stared at Yu Chunlai, their ideal employer.