Demon King's Bather

"What the hell is this wood? Why hasn't it rotted for so long?"

After a night of baking by the fire, most of the moss on the wooden house and the platform had dried up. The hardworking Xiaobai took his younger siblings to shovel them out with small shovels and threw them into the fire. The ground of the whole house finally showed them. The original color is a deep black. For some reason, Yu Chunlai feels that every time he stares at the ground for a while, his whole soul will be sucked in... This wood is like the devil's abyss. , Intuition told Yu Chunlai that he must not stare any longer, so he tried to look away.

really--

"Oh, this wood is called soul-attaching wood by ordinary people. I heard that in the cultivation world, when some monks are about to die, they can't find a suitable body to seize, and they will temporarily store their souls on this kind of soul-attaching wood. This kind of wood is impervious to water and fire, and will not rot for ten thousand years, and can be sold for a lot of money in the mortal world." His Royal Highness the Demon King said popular science.

Yu Chunlai: "..." Hehe, it seems that at least my intuition is quite accurate. It's not wrong to be sucked into the soul after watching it for a long time.

wrong!

"Since the wood with the soul is so valuable, why do you use it to build a house?" Boss Yu, a financial fan, glared angrily at a demon king who is not in charge of the family and does not know how expensive firewood is.

"Sturdy!" His Royal Highness the Demon King is not ashamed of this extremely wasteful behavior, but proud, "Other wood must have rotted in the wind and rain for three years, only the soul-enchanting wood, no matter how long it has passed, it will not rot. , and it won't break."

"Look, I'm smart, right?" The big eyes of His Highness the Demon King seemed to be marked with this line of complacent words.

Yu Chunlai was finally speechless.

However, from then on, he never dared to stare at the floor for a long time. After staring for a long time, he really had a strange feeling that his soul was sucked in.

After Yu Chunlai was settled, His Royal Highness the Demon King was about to leave with other adult demons who were willing to go out and "make a difference".

"Pay attention to safety, it doesn't matter whether there are hostages or not, safety comes first!" Yu Chunlai urged.Although His Royal Highness the Demon King is several thousand years older than him, from Yu Chun's point of view, this person's IQ is still in the childhood, and he likes to fight, which really makes him tired of being a parent every minute.

The second stage of middle school + irritable and irritable + likes to fight =?

Parents of bear children with children are invited to experience it for themselves.

"Don't worry." His Highness the Demon King assured with confidence.

He is not one of those short-sighted monsters who only know how to play tricks, and he will be a big one if he wants to!Make big news!To capture hostages, you must also capture the most valuable ones, the ones that cost a hundred to others!

I don't know why, but when Ye Zhan said to let him "don't worry", Yu Chunlai felt even more worried.

Yu Chunlai's premonitions were always accurate, especially after he learned that His Royal Highness the Demon King had offended the world's number one cultivator by taking action.

Of course, at this moment, Yu Chunlai still had a sliver of confidence in His Royal Highness the Demon King, thinking that "bear children don't always get into trouble, at least there are times when they are good." Such an unrealistic fantasy.

After sending away the big demons who were willing to go out to "make a vote", the huge tiankeng suddenly became much more empty. Fortunately, His Highness the Demon King was worried about Yu Chunlai's safety. Before leaving, he assigned his men to fight very hard. A demon, with a few demon guards guarding the wooden house, and wolf demon Hong and Xiong Jingmi came to accompany him with their cubs, life was not so lonely after all.

However, with Yu Chunlai's mother's character, no matter where he goes, he won't feel lonely, because there are always things waiting for him that he can't finish.

Just like now, when I followed Xiaobai to visit those little monsters, only to find that the little monsters just randomly found a tree hole, rock cave or underground hole in the woods to make do with, Yu Chunlai couldn't help feeling distressed again.

These little monsters, in human form, are just babies who just entered kindergarten in their time and space. Human children, as long as they have real parents, which one is not pampered?No matter how poor the family is, try to leave the best things to the children as much as possible.

However, these little monsters who have no parents are now curled up in damp and cold caves or tree holes, without even firewood, Yu Chunlai suddenly felt his heart was stabbed.

Only then did he realize that in the damp and cold sinkhole, there was very little firewood that could be used for fire. The firewood they used was probably brought from outside specially by His Royal Highness the Demon King for him.

Also, it is rare to see the sun for several hours a day here, even if there is, the sunlight falling through the layers of tree canopies becomes very weak, not to mention drying firewood, even drying clothes is impossible!

"Sister Ah Hong, is there any other dry place here?" After Yu Chunlai came back, he asked Wolf Yaohong who had come to the secret realm to escape many times to open the mountain gate.

"There really aren't any caves here, and those caves on the rock wall are also so small that ordinary adult monsters can't get in at all. Otherwise, how could it be the turn of those little monsters to live in such a good place?" Wolf Demon Hong sighed, "Fortunately, only Half a month passed with Renren, it’s better than being arrested.”

"Okay, I'll think about it again." Yu Chunlai couldn't find a place, and Yu Chunlai didn't dare to take the little demons to run around.

However, he soon thought of a new method——

"Starting today, you will change batches every other hour, and come over and help me light the fire to make meat jerky."

Since we can't provide these little monsters with a better living environment, then letting them dry their bodies in front of the fire every day and enjoy the warmth of hot meals and dishes is the only thing Yu Chunlai can do for them.

As for making jerky, Yu Chunlai only found out after coming here that there are also many prey in the tiankeng, but because there are a lot of monsters near the wooden house, those animals dare not approach.

Because the cubs in the family need to eat fresh minced meat porridge every day, so on the second day after arriving in the secret realm, the wolf demon red who is good at hunting entrusted the cub Xiaohua to Yu Chunlai, and went out to hunt a fat and tender porridge by herself. Half-sized piglet-like prey.

The meat of this kind of animal is very delicate, it can be said to be more tender than ordinary fish, and it tastes sweet and sweet. Sister Xiaohua and Xiong Zaimian especially like to eat it. They usually only eat two bowls of minced meat porridge , I actually ate five bowls in one go this day and still yelled that I wanted to continue eating.

As a result, of course, he was severely spanked by two tiger mothers, and the cabin trembled for a while with howling ghosts and wolves.

Not only the wolf demon red, but other demons also caught some prey and brought back some prey one after another. The fresh animal meat could not be eaten up, and there was no way to dry it in the sun. Yu Chunlai could only mobilize everyone to help make meat jerky for long-term storage.

Although he wanted to take the opportunity of making jerky to let the little demons come to enjoy the fire, but Yu Chunlai, who wanted to help them selfishly, still used the excuse of helping with work, and gave half a catty of jerky to each of the little demons who came to help.

The little monsters are not capable of hunting here alone. They had already planned to eat soil/grass, but now they can eat delicious dried meat, and they are all jumping around when they walk.

What made them even more happy was that they came here every day to help light the fire and barbecue jerky. After drying their bodies every day, and then putting on the clothes dried by the fire, the whole monster felt a lot more comfortable, no Like the day I first came, I slept in the cave all night, and the whole monster felt uncomfortable, and my nose was blocked.

And those left-behind big monsters who originally looked down on these little monsters and thought they were cumbersome, also re-acquainted with the little monsters during this period of contact.Although these little monsters are not high in force, and they don't even have the ability to hunt, but they are dexterous!Those slices of meat that they couldn't cut evenly, in the hands of the little monsters, were as docile as playing with mud. Not to mention the even and neat cuts, even the same size, it really made the big monsters who were ready to be scolded feel relieved. Take a breath!

They'd rather go hunting than be a cook!

Thanks to the ingenious and hard-working little demons! ! !

The secret realm is living in harmony, and above their heads, the monsters who are fighting fiercely with the monks entering the mountain are also in a very happy mood!

Especially His Highness the Demon King.

Inspired by Yu Chunlai, this year His Royal Highness the Demon King gave up the previous tactics of rampaging and facing the army of monks. Instead, he used the monsters' proficiency in the terrain of the Great Barren Mountain to set up countless monsters on the road into the mountain and near the garbage mountain where the demons gathered. Lay in ambush, open your pockets, just waiting for the monks who came to capture the little demon to throw themselves into the trap.

As for himself, he naturally went straight to the "hostage" he had long been optimistic about.

Mental patients have wide thinking, and mentally handicapped children have more joy.

Ever since Yu Chunlai opened up the idea of ​​"conspiracies and tricks", His Highness the Demon King, who was already a bit of a middle-school child, had a great deal of thought. More "innovation".

You must know that as the precious daughter of Ye Jilan, the suzerain of Xuantian Sect, and the young public servant of the entire Xuantian Sect, Ye Lanyi is absolutely impossible to be singled out. Not only that, but beside her, there are many Ye Jilan and others. His wife personally arranged people to protect her daughter, including Ye Shuanghua, a powerful elder brother.

It can be said that it is simply impossible for His Highness the Demon King to hijack Ye Lanyi under such circumstances!

But, who let people have the second disease?

Those picture books drawn by mortal scholars have given great inspiration to His Royal Highness the Demon King!

Taking advantage of the time when everyone in Xuantianzong was camping, His Royal Highness the Demon King sent one of his generals, who disguised himself as a cute bunny paper with a small note tied to his leg, and got mixed up in Linshui again. Beside the sad Ye Lanyi.

This is the bad thing about mortal monks liking to keep monsters, because as long as the monsters have the heart, it is not too easy to disguise themselves as domesticated pets and sneak into the crowd!

There are only two lines of words on the note brought by Xiaotuzhi: "The head of the willow on the moon, and the appointment after dusk".

The most terrible thing is the silk thread that binds the notes, which Ye Zhan secretly pulled from Ye Shuanghua's saber while opening the mountain gate to fight...

"Eldest brother..." Ye Lanyi blushed, her heart beat faster, and she pressed the little note tightly to her heart.