Demon King's Bather

Ye Zhan doesn't know what a tree burial is, but this description is correct. Burial under a tree, isn't it a tree burial?

Yu Chunlai didn't expect that the monsters in this time and space would have such an environmental protection concept, and actually advocated the tree burial, an ecological and environmentally friendly funeral method. However, he thought this method was good. After death, what kind of funeral method should be used? What about death?

Because of the generous support of Ye Zhan, the "owner of the cemetery", Yu Chunlai and Huang Pi carefully selected for most of the day, and finally found a big tree with tall and straight branches and beautiful shape, as the place to put the ashes of Angelica dahurica.

"Don't you need any ceremony?"

"Incense burning is not allowed here. If you want to pay homage, you can make some cold food and bring it here, Xiaoyu. Your mother will definitely like the dishes you cook." Ye Zhan said warmly.

"Yes, my mother likes the green dumplings I made very much, but it's a pity that she was sick in bed at that time, worried about her poor health, and never dared to give her more..." Yu Chunlai said sadly.

At that time, Bai Zhi had to eat all kinds of strange Chinese medicines every day, and her senses of taste and smell were almost disturbed. The only thing she missed was their special ham stewed winter bamboo shoots.However, neither ham nor winter bamboo shoots are suitable for patients like Angelica dahurica.

Later, Yu Chunlai came up with a way to squeeze out heat-clearing and detoxifying mugwort into juice, knead it into the dough to make a skin, and stuff it with minced bacon, winter bamboo shoots, pickled vegetables, etc., and wrap it into the size of a baby's fist. Every time the medicine is boiled, I will steam two green dumplings for Bai Zhi by the side, so that after the medicine is finished, the green dumplings will be warmed up, and they can be eaten as a snack. He also specifically asked about the medicinal properties of mugwort However, it was certain that it would not conflict with the medicine Bai Zhi drank, which gave Bai Zhi a chance to eat snacks.

After confirming the place to bury Bai Zhi's ashes, they did not bury them immediately, but after marking them, Ye Zhan took them to the fox clan who was in charge of guarding the cemetery to register, so that new tombs could be obtained in the future. It's like "official care".

The elder of the fox tribe who was worried because his junior had offended His Royal Highness the Demon King, saw Ye Zhan bringing two demons in person, thought he was here to inquire about the crime, but he didn't expect to choose a cemetery for a dead demon, so he immediately relaxed. With a sigh of relief, he barely returned to the old way of getting along with Ye Zhan.

Of course, given the vixen's nature, the elder's first sentence to greet the demon is still so unflattering, and it is full of the deep "care" of middle-aged and elderly men for the younger generation——

"Your Highness, why haven't you married the princess this spring? Foxes of our fox clan who are the same age as you are all having grandchildren this year!"

As we all know, every spring is the season when many monsters send out such things. Basically, monsters go on blind dates, get married, and work hard to make babies. The monsters in the Great Barren Mountain are not afraid of meat and vegetables, and it is not impossible to have a dewy marriage in the wild when they are interested, but Ye Zhan is thousands of years old and still a loner, it is really puzzling!

Tsk!It can't be that, what can't it?

Ye Zhan is a good fighter, and the monsters in the Great Barren Mountain are hard to find an opponent, but when it comes to bickering with people, he is scum.

However, he hasn't spoken yet, but it doesn't mean that Boss Yu, who protects his shortcomings, is willing to let him suffer in vain.

Yu Chunlai sneered, and looked at the elders of the Fox clan with sympathy: "I heard that the descendants of the Fox clan are flourishing, so it must be very lively, right? With so many descendants, it is inevitable that you will not be able to take care of those who cause trouble outside. You have to watch out for those little ones." Fox, the last time I went down the mountain, I heard that a monk pretended to be a scholar and tricked an inexperienced vixen away."

"Oh, by the way, there are more children and grandchildren, and there are not so many outstanding demon cultivators in Dahuangshan. Presumably, you also have a headache about marriage, right? After getting married, there are so many in-laws, and the annual expenditure on human relations is also quite a lot, right?"

Old things, dare to laugh at others as single dogs, and don't think about how leisurely a single dog is without worrying about eating and feeding the whole family. You follow the trend and get married early, and your children and grandchildren are endless. Presumably the same is true for your troubles, right?

When the children grow up, they worry about their marriage. When they get married, they worry about the young couple fighting and making trouble. After having a grandson, they start to worry about the future of the grandson. In the middle, they may have to deal with various relatives of the seven aunts and eight aunts, tsk!No wonder he turned himself into a wrinkled old man!

The elder may have never been exposed to this kind of weird thinking, and Yu Chunlai was stunned for a while and had no power to fight back. His Royal Highness the Demon King was very happy.

In the past, every time this old thing saw him, he would greet him about his marriage and child-rearing. Today, he finally got his retribution, it should be!

After pissing off the old fox who is habitually talkative and urging marriage, Yu Chunlai instantly regained his calm and transparent appearance as a little follower. Only when Ye Zhan and the old fox determined the location of Baizhi's tomb did the old fox react , glaring at Yu Chunlai with a gloomy face: What nonsense are you talking about!

Indeed, Yu Chunlai's guess was right. Perhaps it can be said that all people living together in large families, no matter if they are mortals or monsters, have this trouble. The little fox in the village spends a huge amount of money on human relations every year, otherwise, ahem, the fox clan would not secretly send demons down the mountain to confuse some rich people... Children are debts!

When he left the fox clan, the old fox told him three times, please don't forget the Yao clan elders' meeting in seven days. The old man didn't shut up until Ye Zhan impatiently promised to attend.

"The Elders' Council? What the hell is that?" On the way back, Yu Chunlai asked him curiously.

"It is to discuss how to arrange the opening of the mountain gate this year."

"Open the mountain gate?" Yu Chunlai has heard about this matter countless times, but he has never had a deep understanding of the cruelty of opening the mountain gate until today——

"I don't know which demon god is stupid, and made an agreement with the mortal monks to open the mountain gate every three years." His Royal Highness the Demon King mentioned this matter and became irritable. What a fucking little demon that mortal cultivators chase after.

"It is said that when the ancient chaos first opened, the Three Realms were not as clear as they are today. The monsters of the monster race would often enter the mortal world to hunt mortals, and the powers of the mortal world could hunt and kill monsters at will. From which year, the demon god and the mortal soaring power signed a contract for a period of three years. After the first three years, the demon world needs to open the mountain gate to let the mortal monks enter the mountain to hunt for ten days; Years, the monsters in the mountains can also hunt freely in the mortal world, also for ten days."

"Because of this contract, most of the monsters have retreated to the wild mountains everywhere, using this as their base, while those who refused to retreat into the mountains and insisted on staying in the mortal world, either attached to the sect and became monsters raised by the sect, or Become a monster that everyone shouts to kill, and these monsters, as former traitors, will not be allowed to return to the monster clan."

"Then, what about the megalodon?"

"It's different," Ye Zhan shook his head, "Although cubs live in Dahuangshan, it is difficult, but in the same way, Dahuangshan will not reject any cubs to join us. Megalodon is still a cub, and it ran out of the palace by itself. Yes, since it has chosen this place, it will be the monster here from now on."

"That's good. However, how do I feel that your approach, how should I put it, always feels a bit inconsistent."

Soon, Yu Chunlai knew where the violation was——

"Each monster race has its own secret place to hide, but those mortal monks always hide together, and when it's our turn to open the mountain gate, they still have many magical tools that can explore the secret place." Ye Zhan Yuzu said .

What the hell! ! !

Yu Chunlai couldn't help but want to scold her.

No wonder, he just said, why is the Yaozu so powerful, how could they be forced to guard a corner in this barren mountain where no shit?

It seems that although God gave the monsters a strong force value, it obviously didn't give them enough wisdom.

Yu Chunlai himself was once a half-demon living in the mortal world, so he naturally knew how good these smart people at the top of the food chain were at using their wisdom.

Fighting monsters in groups, using tools to catch monsters, and even instigating some kind of demon god to make such a contract to cheat monsters at the beginning, can humans do such things at all?

Ahem, it's not that he thinks human beings are so insidious and cunning, but, from another perspective, if he were a mortal, he would definitely do the same.

When they knew they couldn't beat the Yaozu, they pretended to seek peace and signed a contract that both parties (especially the Yaozu) thought were fair, and agreed that both parties could hunt freely within a fixed period of time.

Then, the well-developed intellectual brain of human beings standing at the top of the food chain began to work hard to take advantage of the loopholes in this contract——

The contract doesn't stipulate that the hunted party can't stay together, right?Well, when it's our mortal's turn to open the mountain gate, let's all unite to fight against the demon clan!However, it is not possible to let the monster clan have nothing to gain. Then, those monks who are not usually obedient will be pushed out at this time as the "reward" for maintaining this contract, and will be hunted and killed by the monsters who descended from the mountain.

The contract does not stipulate that tools cannot be used!You monsters don't know how to refine weapons, so you can't blame us. Anyway, our mortal monks are not as powerful as the monsters, so we use tools, such as magic tools that can detect the traces of monsters, and magic weapons that can weaken the power of monsters. There is no breach of contract, right?

Of course, these guesses are just the tip of the iceberg. Yu Chunzi believes that his IQ is only average or even low even among mortals. He has no way of guessing what more terrifying methods other people with high IQs will come up with to deal with the monster race. arrive.

Even Yu Chunlai had an even more terrifying guess. Since the Great Barren Mountain was once a primeval forest with lush trees, rich products and suitable for monsters to live in, why did it turn into a loess plateau with no grass in just a few decades?

Among them, will there be handwriting from the world of mortal cultivation?Yu Chunlai dared to vouch for his own head, he must be tricky! (Although he can't guess it with his IQ~)

But what to do?

I heard that it is less than three months before the next opening of the mountain gate...