Demon King's Bather

After eating fresh fish for several days in a row, even monsters who love fish are a little bored. On this day, Megalodon, Wolf Demon Hui, and Xiong Jingju volunteered to catch the most plump meat in spring and summer. An animal called a mountain moose came back to eat.

Yu Chunlai, who was exhausted from cooking fish, couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief. It's great not to have to cook fish!

Taking advantage of nothing to do in the morning, Yu Chunlai simply took out the Kaimeng Thousand-Character Essay that he bought in Qinghu City last time, set up a sand table, and began to teach a few little monsters how to read.

The characters here are almost the same as the traditional characters in their time and space. Yu Chunlai can almost recognize them even by guessing. Anyway, he doesn't need to teach a few children to learn. He can know basic common characters, can write his own name, and knows the basics. Arithmetic, just go down the mountain so as not to be cheated.

Then came the question -

"What's the surname?" Xiaobai asked with a puzzled look on his face.

"Uh, let's take my name for example, Yu Chunlai, Yu is the surname, and the two characters Chunlai are the first name, and when added together, it is the name."

"Then my surname is Yu too!" Xiaobai immediately decided.It sounds very happy to be able to share the same surname with Brother Yu.

"Then our surname must be Yu!" several other little demons hurriedly shouted.

"Then, if you don't remember what your previous surname was, you can also have my surname Yu." Thinking of the life experiences of these little demons, Yu Chunlai patted their little heads one by one with pity.

"Then, let's start with Xiaobai. From today onwards, your name is Yu Bai. Look, this is Yu, and this is your name Bai." Yu Chunlai held the branch, held Xiaobai's hand, and stroked Written on the sand table, Xiao Bai leaned tightly into Yu Chunlai's arms, his little face flushed with excitement.

"Boss, I think that little white wolf is quite a threat to you? Do you want to find a chance to kill it?" On the roof, the two black and yellow were basking in the sun with their highness, and the three hairballs stood side by side. , forming a fluffy concave character.

"It's just a cub, what's the threat?" The big black cat dismissed it, and according to him, Yu Chunlai didn't like his king at all. What about a tree?Anyway, there are still many beautiful banshees in Dahuangshan.

Just as she was talking, the "Beautiful Banshee" came to her door automatically.

"Hu Shiqimei pays homage to His Royal Highness the Demon King!" The soft and pleasant voice of the banshee seemed to have a natural charm ability, and Yu Chunlai couldn't help but get goose bumps.

"Your Highness, our patriarch was blessed with a son last month, and I invite you to attend the cub's full moon wine." The banshee who called herself Hu Shiqimei looked at His Highness Mao Tuanzi on the roof adoringly. Mao Tuanzi is also the most powerful Mao Tuanzi in the entire Great Barren Mountain!

"Okay, I get it, get out, get out!" His Highness the Demon King waved his paws at the beautiful and sentimental Banshee in distaste, his face was displeased, and he was still thinking about Yu Chunlai who was hugging her just now. And the scene of the little white wolf practicing writing, really wants to kill the demon every minute!

The beautiful banshee didn't expect to be treated like this by His Highness the Demon King, her eyes turned red immediately, and she took two steps back like Xizi holding her heart, like a poor woman who was ruthlessly broken up by her lover. Even Yu Chun couldn't help but feel that the demon king His Royal Highness is too ruthless.

Even if you refuse, you have to be a gentleman. If you are so incomprehensible, no wonder you are still single now!Yu Chunlai complained in his heart.

Unexpectedly, he was still here to sympathize with others. As soon as he turned around, the person he sympathized with started to turn his gun and shoot at him——

"Your Highness! You, have you really fallen in love with this half-demon? What's so good about him? Not to mention not being able to give birth to cubs, he's still a half-demon who can't change form..." The fox spirit pointed at Yu Chunlai with her slender fingers , It seems that he can't wait to use the nine-yin white bone claws to open a few bloody holes in his body.

Yu Chunlai immediately decided not to sympathize with her.

What kind of person, what does it matter if other people like you or not?Although I know that Ye Zhan will definitely not like me, but in other words, even if Ye Zhan likes him, does it have anything to do with you?Could it be that if he killed himself, Ye Zhan would fall in love with this female fox?

The beautiful female fox did not continue, because in the next second, a phantom in the void turned into a huge palm, and slapped her away from the air. The female fox has become a dot in the sky, as invisible as Big Big Wolf, the only difference is that this female fox has not even had time to say the classic "I'll be back".

"It's so noisy!" The irritable His Royal Highness the Demon King jumped down with a displeased face, and just threw himself into Yu Chunlai's arms as accurately as shooting a basketball.

Yu Chunlai touched the fur balls in his arms, and sighed helplessly. It seems that the tenderness of the mother fox was in vain. His Royal Highness, the Demon King, is obviously still a young cub, but he is He wouldn't sympathize with that bitch, and it's always been a good tradition of their Lao Yu's family to help relatives or not.

"Just now I saw a disgraced female fox at the foot of the mountain. What's the matter? He was kicked out because he wasn't paid for food?" Hui walked in with a shivering gray rabbit, and asked curiously.

"No, Big Brother Hui, that female fox said bad things to Big Brother Yu, and was beaten away by the King." Xiaobai said with a blank face, and decided in his heart that next time if a fox clan demon came to buy something, he would charge ten times the price!

After Hui Hui and Jagged Dragon came back from hunting, the job of teaching a few goblins to write was taken over by Jagged Dragon.

By the way, this guy despised Yu Chunlai's dog-planed handwriting: "Tsk tsk! The little eunuchs in the imperial garden can write better than you."

"Then let the little eunuch in the imperial garden cook for you." Yu Chunlai sneered, dragging the prey into the kitchen.

That night, all the dishes were filled with red chili peppers, and even the old white rice was made into spicy egg fried rice. The megalodon suddenly ate himself into a charizard. He didn't want to eat it, but who knew Someone sneered again: "If you don't eat this meal, you won't be burned for the next meal."

Swallowing the most hated chili and the remorse brought about by the cheap mouth with tears in his eyes, the Megalodon's young mind firmly remembered a principle of being a demon: offending anyone can not offend the cook. Poison~

"Brother Ah Huang, can I borrow your spring pit to soak overnight?" The megalodon, which had completely turned into a glowing red fire-breathing dragon, begged the big yellow cat with a full face after eating.

"Go, go!" Seeing the pitiful appearance of this cheap baby dragon's mouth almost swollen into a sausage, the big yellow cat waved his hand with a headache. These monsters are really too young, like him, since the last time they ate more than one After the dark loss that Boss Chun gave away, he is now much more honest. The mortals at the foot of the mountain, including the half-demons who grew up in the mortal world, are like this, with more eyes than wild beehives!

In the end, His Royal Highness the Demon King didn't go to the full moon banquet in the fox cave either. The old fox's wives and concubines were especially able to give birth in groups. He would be invited to have a full moon wine almost every few years, and it would be the first year banquet in a year. After more than ten years, it will be the coming-of-age ceremony for the child again... The gift is repeated endlessly, and the gift does not know how much he has been cheated. He has never been married and has no cubs, and none of the gifts sent out can be returned. , This deal is really a big loss!

It just so happened that this time the bitch was mean, and His Royal Highness the Demon King, who didn't want to go to the fox cave again, had an idea, and slapped the bitch who came to send the invitation but hadn't had time to show him, and flew away. Well, you don't need to contribute, and you don't need to go to the fox cave to listen to the old fox showing off his children and grandchildren. Life couldn't be better!

The mountain elk that Hui and the others caught was really tender and tender. After dinner at night, Yu Chunlai took out the cut and marinated mountain elk meat and lit a bonfire in the yard. Everyone chatted and ate barbecue meat. Put too much pepper, but the cheap-mouthed megalodon can't eat it. This guy is soaking in the spring pit of the big yellow cat's house to reduce the fire.

"Xiaoyu, I have decided. If there is nothing to do tomorrow, let's go to show your mother a cemetery." Under the bonfire, Huang Pi said slowly, "You are right, your mother must also want to sleep peacefully in her The place where she was born, and we will be able to visit her often in the future."

"...Okay!" Yu Chunlai lowered his head, feeling that his nose was a little sore, Uncle Huang Pi finally came out on his own, presumably mother will be happy in the spirit of the sky, right?

The next day, leaving the other demons at home to watch over the house, Yu Chunlai and Huang Pi followed Ye Zhan to the legendary Ten Thousand Demons Cemetery.

If he hadn't known that this was a huge cemetery, Yu Chunlai would have thought it was just an ordinary forest from the outside. Green is very precious in the Great Barren Mountains.

From a distance, the mountain forest doesn't look big, but in fact, looking closer, according to Yu Chunlai's visual inspection, there are at least a thousand acres of forest, with thick trees rising from the ground, forming a large forest in mid-air. A green curtain that covers the sky almost covers the sky, the tree trunks are covered with moss, and there are almost no traces of the path under the forest. Those who don't know it think this is a virgin forest.

"This is the first forest I have occupied since I became an adult. There are two forests on the east and south sides that are bigger than this one, but this one is the closest to our place. Take a look first. If you are not satisfied, we will go to the east side again. Take a look." The Yaozu are very cautious in choosing the cemetery, and Ye Zhan, who is in the second grade, can't help but become serious when talking about this topic.

"You guys, uh, what I mean is how do we Yaozu bury our ancestors?" Yu Chun couldn't help being a little surprised that he didn't see the tombstone or the cemetery after looking around for a long time.

"It's just buried under the tree," Ye Zhan pointed to the trunk of a big tree beside him. Only then did Yu Chunlai discover that a piece of bark had been peeled off where the moss was covering. The form of the animal that came out, "After the death of the monster, if there is a family member, if you can't bear to let the body of the monster be eaten by other monsters or wild beasts, you will come here to choose a tree, bury the body under the big tree, and then Carve the form of the original monster on this tree."

"It turned out to be a tree burial?!" Yu Chunlai was shocked.