Demon King's Bather

"One more, no, how much is left today? I have paid for it all!" The local tycoon waved his hand and prepared to contract Yu's restaurant in minutes.

"I'm sorry, the rest are reserved by other demons the day before." Yu Chunlai looked at him with a smile, "Thank you for your patronage. It's a total of ten taels of silver."

"It's so cheap? You need to pre-order this thing, right? Well, you leave all the money for the next three days to me, and my Xiao Miao will give you the money." The cos scholar's vixen said that he never cared about the money, so as not to stain the copper. After the smell, a beautiful banshee in blue clothes immediately stepped forward and threw an exquisite embroidered bag full of silver on the table.

"These silvers are enough to buy food for your small shop for a whole month. Our son is kind, and I reward you!"

As soon as this remark came out, the faces of all the monsters in the yard who were busy with their own work suddenly sank. Xiaobai immediately put down the wild vegetables in his hands, and stood behind Yu Chunlai with a cold face. Throwing the money bag lightly into the bosom of the banshee, the banshee was directly hit by the monster force attached to the money bag, she backed up a few steps, her face was like gold paper, and she vomited a mouthful of blood.

Hu Bugui's face darkened, and he put away his folding fan in a snap. Before Yu Chunlai could react, Wolf Yaohong had already pulled him and Xiaobai several feet apart. In the room, a majestic and terrifying atmosphere enveloped the entire yard in an instant. , The demon attendants brought by Hu Bugui suddenly turned into their original forms, shriveled to the ground, and crawled on the ground tremblingly.

"His Royal Highness the Demon King?" Hu Bugui's expression changed, when he came in just now, he obviously didn't feel the breath of the Demon King!

"Little fox, you dare to come to Lao Tzu's territory and bully Lao Tzu's demon before your hair is fully grown?" His Royal Highness the Demon King dragged two to five or eight thousand people out for a walk, just like a bandit leader who occupied the mountain as king, passing by When spring came, I glanced up and down from the corner of my eye, and found that his cat slave only had a faster heartbeat, and there were no injuries on his body, so he was relieved.

Just now, His Royal Highness the Demon King slept soundly on the earthen kang that had been turned off the fire, curled up in the quilt that still smelled like Yu Chunlai's body, and spread himself out into an irregular cat cake , was sleeping soundly, and suddenly heard someone outside bullying his cat slave.

How can this be tolerated?

If it wasn't for the fact that Wolf Yaohong hadn't taken a quick step to knock out the eyeless banshee, the banshee would have died right now.

Hu Bugui was suppressed by his powerful monster power, and almost lost his human form and turned into a little fox. This guy is also a bitch, and he obviously fell into other people's hands, so he didn't forget to laugh at him——

"I heard that His Highness raised a half-demon to be a little pet? Just such a thing, he is not as good as our maidservant in the fox cave, ahem!" Before he finished speaking, Hu Bugui immediately turned into a white fox with embroidery on his body. The exquisite white clothes fell down and covered him tightly, and it took him a long time to pull them out.

"Forget it, it's worth listening to children's words?" Seeing that His Highness the Demon King raised his eyebrows and was about to start a killing spree, Yu Chunlai immediately ran over to stop him, just joking, this little fox has a background and a backer at first glance, If he really died here, it would inevitably lead to another fight.

In fact, Hu Bugui's words sounded quite irritating, and at first glance, this demon is a particularly unflattering type. Yu Chunlai doesn't mind teaching this mean-mouthed little fox a little lesson, but, for a little quarrel, Killing people in the street is a bit too much.

Moreover, looking at the real body of this little fox, which is not as long as chopsticks, one can tell at a glance that it is an immature cub pretending to be an adult here. In the time and space when Yu Chun came to them, boys of this age were most likely to suffer from the disease. A person with a second-degree illness is competing with a second-degree illness. Yu Chun asked himself that he hasn't fallen so low yet.

Stopping His Royal Highness the Demon King, Yu Chunlai motioned to the wolf demon Hui who came to the rescue to throw these short-sighted little foxes down the mountain, and then turned around to appease the irritable Highness the Demon King.

"It's just a group of little foxes. If I kill them, I'll make you a fox fur scarf." His Royal Highness the Demon King said angrily. He wasn't angry with Yu Chunlai to stop him, but because those little foxes didn't resist. Otherwise, he will have a chance to "save the beauty", as it is always drawn in the picture book!

Seeing that these little foxes didn't act according to the script, His Royal Highness the Demon King, who originally only had a three-point killing intent, was really angry and wanted to kill the demon.

"You're an adult monster, what's your fuss with a bunch of cubs? In this world, you might as well accompany me to the forest to pick some willows and come back. Before the fishing season comes, hurry up and weave more wicker baskets. Catch more fish and come back and make small dried fish for you to eat!"

Yu Chunlai was well versed in the smoothing skills of the shit-shoveling officer, so he diverted His Royal Highness the Demon King's attention in two or three moves. However, in return, he also agreed to go alone with His Highness the Demon King to pick wicker in the forest.

Although he didn't know why two people had to go alone, who could figure out the brain hole of the second-year-old patient?

On the other hand, Lang Yaohong looked at the backs of the two thoughtfully.

At first glance, it looks very harmonious, the shit shovel officer and his beloved cat, no cat cake!

However, relying on Hong's rich gossip experience, it is easy to find something wrong——

Although it looks like Yu Chunlai has his own home, in fact, this "home" is on the territory of His Royal Highness the Demon King. The little fox was right when he said that His Highness the Demon King raised Yu Chunlai.

Moreover, although she didn't know why, Hong always felt that His Royal Highness the Demon King treated Yu Chunlai too well, it was unreasonable to be so kind!At that moment just now, she really thought those little foxes with no eyes were dead, but when Yu Chunlai stepped forward, he immediately stopped him.

This is something she has never experienced since she knew Ye Zhan for more than 1000 years.

Saying that Ye Zhan has no feelings for Yu Chunlai, even the monsters don't believe it!

After a while, those who went out to hunt, gather honey, and chop firewood all came back. I heard that the food store was almost smashed by a demon, and all the demons were angry. Are these vixens going to rebel?How dare you come to Lao Tzu's/Lao Niang's territory to act wildly?

Mi decided on the spot that she would try to build more than a dozen beehives outside the woods beyond the Fox Cave next year!

"I heard that foxes are most afraid of wild bees." Mi sneered.

"These foxes are necrotic, don't sell them food from us next time!" Megalodon also said indignantly.

As the "purchaser" of the small shop, Megalodon has to go out to hunt every day. Such a free life has made this simple dragon regard Yu's Food Shop as his new home. You know, monsters like dragons are The one with the most territorial consciousness dared to smash the place, which was basically equivalent to smashing his dragon's den.

The narrow-minded Megalodon immediately firmly engraved the word "fox" in his heart, remembering that in the palace before, there was also a favorite concubine who was a vixen, and other beauties in the palace often cursed this vixen secretly. He didn't know the reason at first , Now I know it, sure enough, the vixen doesn't have a good thing!

"Fortunately, the cost has been recovered, and there is no loss!" Picking up the money bag on the ground, and opening it, there are more than a dozen gold ingots inside, and at least several hundred taels of silver, which is really profitable!

Yu Chunlai didn't mind being said a few words by that fox cub with the second-degree illness. He was not afraid of the shadow slanting, and he had nothing to do with His Royal Highness the Demon King. He was afraid of a ball?If a person can't bear a few gossips, he can't live anywhere, as early as a very young age, Yu Chunlai understood this truth, he doesn't care what others say, as long as the people he cares about live well .

"When you are angry, you should buy, buy, buy!" Yu Chunlai shook the heavy purse in his hand, and suddenly changed his mind, "Your Highness, let's go to Qinghu City for fun? Buy something by the way."

Just now Yu Chunlai had an idea. The vegetation on the Great Barren Mountain is very cherished. Going to pick wicker to weave wicker baskets would be a waste of precious resources, and secondly, it would be too much work. Go to Qinghu City, the bustling market there left a deep impression on him.

Originally, he had accumulated a lot of dried meat, bacon, and minced meat sauce during this period of time, and he just took it down the mountain to sell it, and added some rice noodles, oil and salt, and broad bean paste and soybean paste for minced meat sauce. Yes, and there are many mountains and forests near Qinghu City, and the things are plentiful and cheap, plus the money dropped by the little fox just now, it is enough for them to finish their shopping and play in Qinghu City for two days.

"Let's go to Qinghu City for fun, okay?" Yu Chunlai looked left and right to see if there were no demons, and gently rubbed his nose against the soft tip of Mao Tuanzi.

"Go, just go." His Royal Highness Demon King's ears turned red, damn it, this trick again!Don't think that you can seduce me with beauty!

That evening, after seeing off the last batch of guests, Yu Chunlai hung a wooden sign at the door, on which was written a note asking for a leave of absence "the proprietor will be closed for three days due to business", regardless of whether the monsters could understand it or not, anyway They just don't dare to break in casually.

I have to say that sometimes the signboard of His Royal Highness the Demon King is quite useful.

After closing the door, the big monster hugged the little monster, and a room full of monsters walked towards the mountain gate in a mighty way. Since the monks who trespassed and hunted in the mountain were killed by His Highness the Monster King last time, the mountain has become much more peaceful. When they came here, they even met a monster who was about to bring its prey to their food shop to exchange for something to eat.

Hearing that they were going to be closed for three days, the monster was full of disappointment. Yu Chunlai asked a lot. It turned out that the monster just found a female he liked, and was going to change it to something delicious to please her. End bachelor life.

It was related to the family's great cause of getting out of singles, Yu Chunlai was very loyal and gave this monster some of the cottage version of Roujiamo and brine that he was going to keep as dry food on the road, and sincerely wished him to end his singleness as soon as possible.

The monster happily gave the prey it had brought to Hui, and said proudly that it will definitely have its own cub next year, and then it will continue to bring its prey to Yu Chun to exchange for cotton swaddling clothes and the cub's small clothes Woolen cloth.

As a single dog who has been single for thousands of years, and does not know how long he will be single, His Royal Highness the Demon King said that seeing this monster is very unpleasant.

Fortunately, this monster with a rippling face that was about to get out of the order left immediately after yelling, and luckily escaped the tragic end of being scratched into a fishing net by His Highness the Demon King.

When I arrived at Qinghu City, it was already ten o'clock in the evening, and it was very lively outside the city gate. After asking, I found out that the past few days happened to coincide with the once-a-month big market in Qinghu City, and monsters from all over the world would gather Come here... The blind date is very lively.

The stall owner thought they were also here for a blind date, and when he saw that they were bringing their children, he immediately smiled: "It's good to bring cubs, having cubs means that you have good fertility! You will definitely meet a satisfied female!" "

Yu Chunlai: "..." Emotional single fathers are still very popular in the demon world. It really is a strange logic that only monsters have.