Demon King's Bather

His Royal Highness the Demon King, who stabbed himself with a brainless brain, was forced by his cat slave to change into his original form, because the wound would be much smaller and heal faster. As for eating?

The ruthless Boss Yu said that since he is a patient, let's eat as a patient!Three meals a day of yellow rice porridge plus small pickles, the face of His Royal Highness the Demon King turned green.

"Boss!" While Yu Chun was coming and going to make milk soup for sister Xiaohua and Xiongzi, the big yellow cat sneaked in like a thief, "Here, the big meat buns just out of the cage, today's raccoon meat is fresh and tender, with added I bought that delicious wild vegetable, which Xiao Hei and I saved from our teeth..."

The big yellow cat still wanted to show off its merits, but Ye Zhan impatiently took two mouthfuls of a big meat bun, eh!It was so delicious!Sure enough, monsters should eat meat!

"Boss, the fishing season is coming soon. You said you are such a monster who likes to eat fish, why did you choose to get injured at such a time? I think the fish boss will definitely not let you go into the water to catch fish. Only a year I can fish these few days." The big yellow cat continued to chatter beside it, and was accidentally pushed under the kang by the paw of the demon king with a bun in its mouth.

The big yellow cat didn't expect to be plotted against by its own demon, and panicked, its four paws scratched in the air a few times, and a lazy donkey rolled and landed on the ground, turned around and glared, only to find that its king was looking at him with Huang Shiren's sinister smile on his face , if the big yellow cat has watched this drama, it should be able to imagine that the self at the moment is probably the Yang Bailao who was targeted by the bully landlord...

"Big, Your Majesty..." Big Yellow Cat looked at Ye Zhan warily.

"I remember that there seems to be a kind of herbal medicine in the forest over there. If you mash it and apply it on the wound, it will heal overnight. You have always been loyal, Ah Huang, so you must share your worries for the king?" Ye Zhan sneered, dare to look at me Believe it or not, I made you a joke?

"But, but, my lord, isn't that the cave of the fox demon? Those foxes just like to live in the cemetery..."

"Can't beat it, can't you lie?"

"The monsters in the entire Great Barren Mountain, who is better than those wild foxes?" The big yellow cat said angrily.

"Then fight! Maybe you were injured by him, and he rewarded you with some herbs on a whim." Ye Zhan drove the big yellow cat out without mercy.

However, the big yellow cat, a cheap-mouthed monster, is right in one sentence, that is, the annual fishing season is really not to be missed.

Dahuang Mountain is extremely dry and water-deficient for at least three and a half seasons throughout the year, but this does not mean that there is no water here.

On the contrary, in the extremely deep underground, the turbulent underground undercurrent forms a huge underground river system, in which there are countless fish that can only be found in the underground river. These fish are different from the common fish and shrimp living in rivers, lakes and seas. The turbulent dark underground rivers have allowed these underground fish to evolve various unique skills, for example, some can rely on the glow of their skin to lure prey closer to prey, and some have evolved a magical stomach that can digest animal bones... …

However, most of these fishes living in underground rivers have a common characteristic, that is, the meat is tender and tender, almost without the strong fishy smell of fish and shrimp in the river outside, but with a faint water vapor. The scent is indescribable, just like the refreshing water vapor smell in the air when standing by the smoky river after the rain.

Every year, when the thorns are all gone and the small blue fruits appear on the thorns, the whole Dahuangshan will usher in the first heavy rain in spring, and the spring thunder will burst out, which indicates that the fish, shrimps and crabs living in the underground river They also have to climb out and reproduce.

At this time, almost all the monsters in the Great Barren Mountain will mobilize and squatting at the exits of the underground rivers. Every group of monsters has the secrets of the underground rivers and the passages to the outside world passed down from their ancestors. The mountain torrents brought by the heavy rain , providing a natural waterway for these fish and shrimp living in underground rivers.

Along these large and small natural flood canals, these fish and shrimp living in the dark river return to the ground once a year, and give birth to offspring on plants and rocks with strong adhesion. Then, as the flood recedes, The dark river disappeared, and some of these fish eggs that had been impacted by the flood hatched successfully and turned into small fish and returned to the dark river to start a new life;

No one knows why these fishes and shrimps must go to the dark river to lay eggs, but because they need to leave the dark river to lay eggs, the monsters in the Great Barren Mountain have a rare opportunity to enjoy delicious fresh fish once a year .

Of course, Ye Zhan didn't want to miss this opportunity. Tasting fresh fish was secondary. The main reason was that he just thought that Yu Chunlai would definitely follow him to catch fish. If Yu Chunlai accidentally fell into the water, then he would bravely Jumping down to save him, wouldn't that be the "life-saving grace" mentioned in the picture book?

Maybe Yu Chunlai was moved for a while, and he would "promise him with his body"!

Cough, although he will never take advantage of others, what if he really "throws himself into his arms"?

His Royal Highness the Demon King was imagining a bright future there, and he couldn't help but become more determined to participate in this year's fishing season.

The next morning, the big yellow cat sent by the unscrupulous boss to "deep into the fox's lair" came back exhausted physically and mentally. , Hu Bugui, the prince of the Fox Cave, as if the leader of the Demon Cult was on tour.

This guy did not know where he bought a pure white scholar's clothes embroidered with bamboo leaves, he was dressed like a dog, and he was waving a double-sided folding fan with poems inscribed on it.

"Hey~ Isn't this a little turtle?" Jiyou was beaten, and the big black cat was of course upset, but he couldn't beat this vixen, so he could only verbally find a place for Jiyou.

"Bah! I'm so famous!" The dead fox slammed open the folding fan, slapped it a dozen times as if to vent his anger, stretched out his slender fingers and clasped the handrail of the soft sedan chair, and the little demons carrying the sedan chair Immediately stopped, and put down the sedan chair steadily.

Hu Bugui stood up and glanced disgustedly at the dusty Yujia restaurant, which looked like a small farmyard. If he hadn't smelled the enticing aroma of food in the air, he would never be in such a place with his taste. settled.

Hu Bugui's mother is the patriarch of the fox clan. As a group of monsters who are deeply loved by scholars and YY, the fox clan should be regarded as the most clean (pretentious) monster beast in the entire Great Barren Mountain. The fox clan liked it very much. I live in the forest where the monsters are buried, and I don't have much contact with other monsters. It's just lonely in the mountains, and there are no scholars to tease. I heard that a half-demon who is very good at cooking has come to Dahuang Mountain recently. Hu Buguiyuan I wanted to find an excuse to make fun of it, but I didn't expect that the big yellow cat would dare to trespass on the forbidden land of the fox clan to steal the spiritual grass. Now I don't even need to find an excuse. The spiritual grass was stolen, as the owner, I will naturally come to find it The culprit's parents ask for an explanation!

Yu Chunlai had just made a stack of meatballs for two greedy cubs, when he came out smelling like croquettes, he saw a young man in white clothes with a jade crown and a very coquettish smile at him, waving a folding fan : "Boss, what's delicious today?"

After speaking, she winked at him very frivolously.

Yu Chunlai's mind paused, the painting style of the guy in front of him didn't quite match the Great Barren Mountain. In his shallow entertainment memory, only Ouyang Ke, the young master of White Camel Mountain who loves to pretend to be in Jin Da's pen, can match Is this person's demeanor comparable?

Just a gem the size of a pigeon egg hanging under the folding fan can blind the eyes of many monsters!

"The meatloaf is gone, but there are still freshly made spring rolls and stewed water. Do you want some?" Blinking, Yu Chunlai's rationality returned to his place in an instant, and he decided to slaughter this frivolous local tyrant.

"If you have wine, let's have a pot!" The local tycoon stood aside loudly, and an attendant immediately behind him wiped down the table in the courtyard that looked like a guest, and spread a cushion on it before serving. After the local tyrant sat down, there were two beautiful maids, one took the small stove that came with him to boil water, and the other took out an exquisite teapot and cup, and served hot tea for the young master.

The corners of Yu Chunlai's mouth twitched, and he went to the kitchen himself, cut the marinated offal soaked in brine and various ears, hooves, etc., and put them on a plate. He decorated the plate with some wild flowers and weeds, and it looked very simple and lively. Quite wild.

The spring rolls were freshly made, and they were originally intended to be eaten with yellow rice porridge at night, so it doesn't matter if they take out a stack and sell them to local tyrants.Quickly fry in a hot oil pan, put on a plate, and serve it outside together with the marinated water.

"This shop is small and profitable, and there is no wine, do you need sour plum soup?"

"What's so good about sour plum soup... Forget it! Let's have a pot!" Hu Bugui frowned.

He has already seen that the delicious-smelling meat in front of him is clearly the viscera, head, face and hooves that the fox tribe threw into the garbage ditch after hunting. Can this kind of thing be eaten?

Stretching out the sapphire chopsticks that came with him, he carefully picked up a piece of stewed ear and took a bite. Hu Bugui's long and narrow fox eyes suddenly narrowed in amazement. The taste is delicious!

The lo mei made by Yu Chunlai is now the most popular snack in the entire Great Barren Mountain. Those monsters throw away the scraps and hooves that are discarded. Then soak it in spring water to remove the peculiar smell, and finally stew it in a slow-fired stewed soup for several hours. The flesh and bones are crispy and fragrant.

Monsters have always had sensitive noses. Recently, in order to grab the lo-mei that is sold in a limited amount every day, they have developed to the point where they can’t even have prey. The little monsters must first let the big monsters buy it before it’s the little monster’s turn. The absolute worship of strength.

After eating a mouthful of braised meat, and then eating a mouthful of crispy and delicious spring rolls, the local tyrant who originally disliked sour plum soup unknowingly ate up the food prepared by Yu Chunlai.