Demon King's Bather

For the tossing and turning, tenderness and knots under the appearance of Ye Zhan Mao Tuanzi, Yu Chunlai, a patient with affective disorder, has no feeling at all. In fact, he enjoys his current life very much.

I have a career that can support myself (Yujia Food Shop), have a group of friends (Ye Zhan, Hui, Hong, etc.) We), and he can pet cats when he is free, which is the ideal life he has always dreamed of!

Of course, if His Royal Highness the Demon King can spy on Yu Chunlai's inner world at this moment, he must be desperate.

Because, in this guy's spiritual world, "lover" is an identity that is not mentioned at all, and even has no reserved position. Obviously, from Yu Chun's point of view, he doesn't need to be a man or a woman. An existence that can interfere with one's own life at any time.

Once you have a lover and get married, the door in your heart cannot be closed just by thinking about it!

In Yu Chunlai's time and space, there was such a crime called "cold violence in marriage". It was precisely because he knew that his behavior would definitely lead to such a consequence, Yu Chunlai never thought about getting married. For anyone, mental illness is the most terrifying existence in the world, because sometimes, even the person concerned has no way of knowing where the crux of the disease is, and there is no cure!

And in a situation like his, there is no way to even seek psychological counseling, because it is obvious that there will be no such profession as a psychologist in Dahuangshan.

However, he has never thought of seeking psychological counseling. Yu Chunlai is even very satisfied with his mental state. He feels that such a carefree life is what he wants, not with other normal people. Just like people, marrying a wife and having children, worrying about the relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law, relatives, children's schooling and other messy issues, what's wrong with living so simply?

Boss Yu, who had completely given up on treatment, had a good night's sleep with peace of mind, leaving only His Royal Highness the Demon King with a sad face beside him, his eyes open all night without sleep...

The next day was still a sunny day. Early in the morning, the big sun in the sky slowly rose from the mountains in the east like a hot egg pancake, whetting people's appetite.

The wolf demon Hui and Hong finally survived until dawn, and rushed over to hug the crying little sister Hua. Last night, they waited for the little sister to fall asleep before hugging her back. Unexpectedly, this little thing suddenly wet the bed in the early morning. Opening her eyes, she found that her favorite Uncle Xiaoyu was not there, and her father's gesture of changing the diaper was not at all uncomfortable.

The squeamish little sister Hua immediately opened her mouth and cried loudly, almost crying the cave down.

The wolf demon Hong who was woken up kicked her father-in-law fiercely, and quickly hugged her daughter... However, being able to fight may not necessarily be able to coax the baby. Sister Xiaohua doesn't have much patience with her mother, and she finds that Hong doesn't understand She needed the spirit to eat, and burst into tears again.

"Why are you still standing there? Go to the hot spot rice soup!" Hong has been weaned, and now Xiaohua's sister drinks rice soup made from white rice, which occasionally adds some minced meat and brown sugar. Baby food always pays attention to nutrition and ignores taste. , Sister Xiaohua, a cub who has already tried human food, how could she be moved by the ordinary and unpalatable rice soup?

Seeing my father bring rice soup, I cried even harder.

The couple was in a hurry, and Hui even turned into the original shape to let Xiao Hua ride a horse. However, this was not very attractive to Xiao Hua, who was hungry and picky eaters. At that time, the Hui and Hong couples heaved a sigh of relief, it was dawn, and if they took Xiao Hua to find Yu Chunlai now, wouldn't they disturb His Royal Highness the Demon King's sleep?

All the monsters in the Great Barren Mountain know that Boss Yu, who runs the food shop, is the future spouse of the Demon King. It's very common, otherwise, how could there be so many YY shemale romances?

Although he secretly slandered His Royal Highness the Demon King for being unkind, and obviously slept on Yu Chunlai's kang with a stern face, and refused to give him an official title, in fact, for Yu Chunlai to become His Royal Highness the Demon King in the future Spouse, Lang Yaohong is still very pleased.

She knows how kind Yu Chunlai's character is, and also knows that such a half-demon who can't fight at all has no way to survive in the Great Barren Mountain by herself, and that she can climb the towering tree of His Royal Highness the Demon King. He is happy.

It is precisely because the two demons are now sleeping together (fog), in order not to disturb the harmonious life of the newlyweds (fog), even though Xiao Hua's younger sister cried into a shower head, Hong did not dare to disturb her before dawn Ye Zhan and Yu Chun came to rest.

Fortunately, it was finally dawn.

The couple hugged Sister Xiaohua, who was already crying and choking, and rushed to Yu's restaurant in a hurry.

At the entrance of the food shop, there are already demons waiting outside to exchange their prey for something to eat.

It looked familiar, and Wolf Demon Hui took a closer look, heh!Isn't it the megalodon that he threw out last night and clamored to report to the police?

Hui Hui had heard of monsters like megalodon before. It is said that because of the rarity of this monster, it has always been a mascot kept by the mortal royal family. The megalodon in front of him, who is obviously not yet an adult, does not know why. Living in the Great Barren Mountains, he still learned how to rob without a teacher (although he didn't succeed), it's really stupid.

If it weren't for the lack of money for the time being, Wolf Demon Hui couldn't help but want to abduct this stupid megalodon and sell it.

"Don't hit me! I'm here to exchange things!" Megalodon was quite scared when he saw Hui, and immediately hugged the unlucky Hui sheep at his feet. He was probably too hungry. Couldn't help but ate one leg of lamb, and the rest didn't look too aesthetic. Based on what he knew about Yu Chunlai, Hui felt that this stupid megalodon wouldn't be able to exchange much food.

Gray sheep is also quite common prey in the Great Barren Mountains. It is probably a variant of goats. Its limbs are short and thick, suitable for crawling in the mountains. They usually live in groups. Because of the fishy meat, this kind of prey is not very marketable in the Great Barren Mountains. It's an outlander monster who went hunting without even knowing the market conditions, the senior hunter sneered inwardly.

However, it seems that he appreciates the bandit's way of "repenting from evil and returning to righteousness". Even though the gray sheep was missing a leg, Yu Chunlai still gave the megalodon [-] pancakes with meat and two large meatballs. A bowl of bone broth gnocchi with an arm's worth of bacon.

Seeing the megalodon squatting in the yard and gobbling it up, Yu Chunlai, who had nothing to do in the morning, simply squatted by the side, eating gnocchi, while earnestly educating the half-grown cub——

"There is no good end to robbery. You also know that you have to report to the government when you encounter bad people. Are you not afraid that you will be arrested by the government?"

"I see that you are very strong and can hunt. If you have no place to go, why not come to work with me? I will help me chop firewood and hunt. I will provide you with food and lodging, and you will be paid every month."

"Then, will you lock me up?" Megalodon asked suddenly after eating a meatloaf, wiping his mouth.

"Locked up? How come? How can you hunt when you're locked up?" Yu Chunlai asked in surprise, as if thinking of something, his expression suddenly changed, "Have you been locked up before?"

"Yeah, they all said that our megalodon is auspicious and should live in the beautiful palace garden and not go out casually, but I don't like it. I heard that the monsters in the Great Barren Mountain can go wherever they want. There is nothing You can also rob if you eat, so I will sneak out."

Got it!Feelings This is still a jailbreak dragon who just ran away from home!Yu Chunlai's head was full of black lines, and he didn't know whether to persuade him to go home honestly, or to stay here and wait for others to catch him.

"Xiao Yu, let's keep him? The royal family is very rich. If someone from the royal family comes to him, we can take the opportunity to extort a large amount of compensation!" The big yellow cat suddenly came over.

"Eh..." Yu Chunlai continued to be speechless. The brains of the monsters in the Great Barren Mountain felt that they could break through the earth and reach another dimension at any time. If he leaves, maybe he will be used by those malicious people outside. Instead of doing this, it is better to take him in temporarily. When his family comes to him, let him go back. He will take the opportunity to blackmail someone. Can't do it.

"I won't lock you up. However, our restaurant has its own rules. You can hunt or play in the mountains during the day, and you must come back before dark at night. There are three meals a day, morning, afternoon and evening. You must Come back to eat, no one will leave food for you, as a reward for taking you in, you can kill me a prey every three days, can you?"

"Then, can we eat this kind of meatloaf every day?" The megalodon looked at him with a pair of cute big eyes, and Yu Chunlai realized that this guy's double eyelids are even better than the European-style double eyelids made by plastic surgery. Even wider, with thick and dense eyelashes, she must have been a soft and cute mixed-race baby when she was a child!

"Well, meatloaf is enough, but if you don't want to hunt, you can only eat roast meat."

"Okay! As long as you don't lock me up, hunting is a trivial matter!" The megalodon smiled, "By the way, my name is Long Qi, what's your name?"

"My name is Yu Chunlai. These two are the wolf demon Hui and his wife Hong. This is their cub, little sister Hua, wait! What's wrong with little sister Hua?" The big eyes looked at him pitifully, and a pair of chubby paws with baby fat were trying to reach over.

"Crying all night, I cried when I woke up and didn't see you." Hong handed her daughter to Yu Chunlai speechlessly and disgusted, she couldn't understand, didn't the wolf monster clan always advocate the aesthetics of violence?Could it be that her daughter is a genetic mutation?To actually like Yu Chunlai's type?

cough cough!She wasn't saying that Yu Chunlai was not good, but, speaking from conscience, with Yu Chunlai's small stature, in their wolf tribe, he probably wouldn't be able to live to adulthood, and even if he did, finding a wife would probably be difficult.

Which female wolf would want a wolf demon who can't hunt?

Having said that, if Sister Xiaohua really finds such a son-in-law who is gentle and considerate, can cook and mend, it seems pretty good when I think about it, when Sister Xiaohua is hunting outside, Yu Chunlai will wash and cook at home... Red brain The hole was opened to 20 years later.