Demon King's Bather

"Aren't you a demon from the Great Barren Mountain?" The wolf demon put down the ax for chopping wood in a huffy manner, and stood up from the corner. The robber who broke in was surprised to find that the two demons in the yard seemed to be the same. Very powerful look.

However, as a monster who aspires to become a big monster, Long (the bandit's name) will not be intimidated by the powerful enemies in front of him!

Thus, Yu Chunlai witnessed the transformation of monsters in this world for the first time——

I saw the monster that was still in human form, but after seeing the ash, it suddenly turned into a four-meter-high and seven-meter-long animal, uh, a dinosaur-like animal?

However, it turns out that being strong doesn't necessarily mean fighting.

Hui didn't even transform, he just grabbed the claw of this monster that looked like a dinosaur, and just threw it out of the fence. Far away, before Yu Chunlai had time to get scared, he heard a bone-paining sound. There was a loud sound of falling to the ground, as if a cart hit the stone wall head-on.

After a while, there was a wailing sound with a particularly exaggerated stage effect from the foot of the mountain——

"I can't do it, my bones are broken, you bully the little ones, I'm going to the Yamen to sue you!"

Yu Chunlai was speechless, it seemed that this was a monster who had seen the world before, and knew that if he was beaten, he could go to the yamen to sue them.

However, if they break into a house and rob, even if they go to the yamen, they are the reason, right?

It was fine if he didn't shout, but when he shouted like this, Hui laughed angrily: "It's just right, it's not uncommon to always sell buns made of raccoon meat, why don't we kill this dragon and make dragon meat buns for sale tomorrow!"

Then, there was no sound down the mountain.

"You bandits here are all so... um, innocent?" Yu Chunlai was speechless again. This kind of rogue character of "robbing if you can beat it, and running if you can't beat it" is not quite like a bandit, but more like a bandit. The little gangsters he met when he was setting up a stall in the night market.

"It doesn't belong to us." Hui came over and washed his hands, "It looks like it must be a monster from outside, somehow it ran in, I turned around and asked Ah Huang to send some monsters to investigate, if there is any trespassing The monsters from the Great Barren Mountain will be driven out, we don’t have many prey here, so we can’t take advantage of these monsters outside.”

"What else are you looking for? If you catch them, kill them all and eat them!" After sleeping soundly and being woken up by someone, His Royal Highness the Demon King got up angrily.

"Why did you come out? There are Big Brother Hui and Sister Hong here, so nothing will happen."

"Who cares about you? The sound is so loud, how can you sleep?"

Well, it seems that he is being self-indulgent, Yu Chunlai touched his nose, but he didn't care, anyway, he has already figured out the condition of this snake maniac, and he will have an outbreak every now and then, it is simply No cure is doomed to abandon treatment.

Seeing Yu Chunlai's embarrassing expression, Ye Zhan seemed to have thought of something, and froze immediately. He didn't realize that he couldn't control his temper just now. He must have hurt the heart of this half-demon. Thinking of this happening The culprit of the incident, His Royal Highness the Demon King wanted to rush out angrily.

Needless to say, I also knew that this one wanted to kill the foreign dragon immediately.

Yu Chunlai hurriedly stopped him: "Forget it, he didn't take anything away anyway, there was a hole in the fence, just find some thorns and transplant them tomorrow to fill it up, there's no need to be as knowledgeable as this kind of monster, let's go , wash up and sleep!"

That little thief just now looked like he was robbing for the first time. He had no experience at all. He didn't even notice the two big monsters, Gray and Red, in the yard. I don't know why he ran into this wild mountain by mistake. Yu Chunlai only hoped that he would be sensible and leave early, lest if he was hit by another big monster, he would really want food from other monsters' stomachs.

Perhaps it was because of the wrong words just now, but this time, His Royal Highness the Demon King did not refute Yu Chunlai, but was obediently carried back to his room by him, and the bacon in the yard would naturally be cleaned up by the little demons. The storage room, now Yu Chunlai will not deliberately take care of these little guys, no matter what, Ye Zhan is right, whether it is struggling to survive in an extremely harsh environment, or learning to earn money through labor like ordinary people like now Well, these little monsters have to learn a way to support themselves.

Letting them learn to make bacon and chili sauce is just the first step. When they grow up a bit, Yu Chunlai will start teaching them other life skills, such as making braised meat, making clothes, knitting hats, etc. How much can they learn? How much, he can see that although the monsters in the Great Barren Mountain are fierce, they also hope to live a good life just like ordinary people. If this is the case, why can't the little monsters rely on this skill to survive?

After all, there are really very few big monsters who have been trained to ascend to the sky. Most monsters, like mortals, have the most important thing in front of them to keep themselves alive.

"I'm going to take a bath, do you want to come together?" Back in the house, Yu Chunlai put the hair balls on the kang, climbed into the kang by himself, pouted his buttocks and chose from a pile of clothes to change today underwear.

As a senior patient with obsessive-compulsive disorder, Yu Chunlai maintains the frequency of taking a bath every other day, and the underwear he changes every time is a fixed color, basically white, cyan, and dark blue. Can't go wrong!If it weren't for the lack of wood in Dahuangshan to make a wardrobe, he would definitely separate the clothes that need to be changed every week and put them in different storage compartments as before.

Just when Yu Chunlai was looking for clothes with his butt pouted, behind him, His Highness Mao Tuanzi Demon King turned his head with red ears, pouted his butt like a god, don't you know that this is how monsters reproduce?

Just abominable!

Do you want to seduce someone by making such a strange posture at night?

"Huh? Why are your ears so red? Is the kang too hot today? That's right. Seeing the warmth of spring, the temperature has also risen. Let's seal up the kang another day and wait until winter to burn it." Yu Chun came looking for him. Clothes, took two dry towels, and carried the hair balls to the bathroom next door.

The shower room was not built in the end, because the pipes and nozzles were not easy to get, so Yu Chunlai had to ask someone to dig a bathtub with plugs at both ends in the bathroom, which was about the size of a domestic bathtub. Put half of the cold water at the water source, then boil some hot water and pour it in. After taking a shower, unplug the drain, and the dirty water will flow down the drain to the ditch in the yard, and finally into the small pond. Can be used to irrigate vegetable fields.

In Dahuang Mountain, water is very precious. Although the big yellow cat said that the mountain spring in this cave will not dry up even in the hottest summer, Yu Chunlai still saves water habitually.

Therefore, when taking a bath, he usually holds the hair balls and washes them together, which can save water.

There is a long stone bench outside the bathroom. Uncle Huangpi carried it back from the valley. It happened to be used as a storage bench in the bathroom. Put the change of clothes and the hairballs on the stone bench. Yu Chunlai mixed warm water and turned it off. When I came to the door, I took off the trousers, T-shirt and quilted jacket that I made out of cotton cloth, went down to test the temperature, and then took the hairball down and put it on the big stone beside the bath.

This stone was left over when digging the bath, and it couldn't be dug out no matter what, so Yu Chunlai decided not to dig it, and put it in the bath, just to use it as a stone bench for bathing, about the size of a disc, Your Highness the Demon King It was just right to stand on it, and half of his body was soaked in the water, so it was very convenient for the scrubber to help him scrub.

Yu Chunlai is a very careful person. This can be seen from the time when he was making clothes and knitting hats. Now he has used a lot of patience to bathe the hair balls. This person has a bad temper. , he was really worried that if he accidentally ran into some unspeakable position, he would be rewarded with three stripes by this violent demon king.

Fortunately, he is a mortal who has lived in the normal human world and is good at using tools. Since the last time he took a bath, he unfortunately met Dandan of a certain violent demon king, and was rewarded by the furious Mao Tuanzi with a very symmetrical After the matt face, Yu Chunlai immediately used a small wooden stick as thick as two fingers and cotton cloth left over from making clothes, and gave His Highness the Demon King a long-handled brush for rubbing his back.

In this way, when bathing this person, if it is inconvenient to use your hands directly, you can use a long-handled brush to stretch it over and scrub slowly. Judging from the expression of His Highness the Demon King, this brush should have won the picky His Highness the Demon King approved it.

After going through the initial embarrassment and discomfort, Ye Zhan is now used to letting Yu Chunlai take a bath for him. The only thing that makes him feel uncomfortable is that Yu Chunlai was driven out of his cave because of a sudden brain twitch. As a result, now that he has his own cave, he naturally refuses to live with him, and is determined not to move back with him.

Ye Zhan had no choice, he couldn't just bite his fancy prey and bring it back to the cave like hunting, so he could only forcefully live in Yu Chunlai's bedroom like this.

In the image of Mao Tuanzi.

If you think about it with your paws, you know that if he really maintains his human form, with Yu Chunlai's personality, he will never sleep on the same kang with a man!He even sleeps in a separate room with Huang Pi, whom he has known for more than ten years!

Sometimes Ye Zhan felt that he really couldn't understand Yu Chunlai, a half-demon.

Say he is a demon, he stubbornly maintains the living habits that a mortal should have; if he is a human, His Royal Highness the Demon King claims to be well-informed, and he has never met such a eccentric mortal.

How should I put it, the more I get in touch with, Ye Zhan feels that Yu Chunlai, a half-demon, seems to be gentle and kind, and has many friends around him, but in fact, no one can really enter Yu Chunlai's inner world. He seems to have built a wall for his heart, and opened a small door in a very humane way. When he needs to go out to meet other people, he goes out. He looks almost exactly like a normal person. Everyone (including demons) I couldn't help but be moved by his gentleness and kindness.

But in fact, when he felt that he didn't need it, he would close the small door mercilessly, like a stingy landlord, reluctant to let even a sliver of sunshine to the outside world.

Ye Zhan is deeply worried about his future. After falling in love with such a patient with severe snake spirit disease, will he still be able to look at those vulgar mortals and manic monsters in the future?

However, even though he was tangled here alone to death, the person who was patiently washing him in the bath still looked the same as usual, as if he was really bathing his pet, and his heart was untouched... …

This is what makes Ye Zhan feel the saddest——

It's not sad that the person I love doesn't love me, because at the very least, I can see another person give him happiness.

The saddest thing is that I'm in love with someone who doesn't know what love is and can't love...