Demon King's Bather

Hearing the cheers and surprises from the three little demons outside because of the new clothes, His Royal Highness the Demon King was almost overwhelmed!

He admitted that his attitude just now was a little bit bad, but didn't he already let Da Huang and the others come back from hunting prey to apologize? (Hey! That's someone else's prey!) Why is Yu Chunlai so narrow-minded, ignoring himself and making new clothes for the three cubs?

He and Yu Chunlai have known each other for so long, yet there are no clothes made by Yu Chunlai himself!

Sure enough, he should have eaten those three little things while Yu Chunlai was away?

However, when he was thinking about how to find a chance to kill the three little demons who robbed him of men, the biggest little wolf demon came in with a pile of pure white clothes——

"Your Highness, these are clothes made for you by Big Brother Yu himself. He said that you can wear them inside, which is more comfortable than just wrapping them in animal skins." Xiao Bai managed to finish this sentence, put down his clothes, and ran away in a hurry.

Don't think that he didn't see the murderous look in the eyes of His Royal Highness the Demon King just now. This kind of expression of "I really want to eat meat in one bite" is very common in Dahuang Mountain. Wouldn't he just run away and wait to be eaten?

"Hey hey hey~~" After getting the clothes, Ye Zhan immediately turned into a human form, and he tried it on happily, and he really deserved to be the monster he liked. Not only can he cook, but he can even mend clothes, just like what ordinary people say Yishi IKEA is really suitable for marrying back to Dongfu to be a queen!

So, that night, except for the black and yellow, the other monsters in the cave, one counts as the other, all put on the pure white underwear made by Yu Chunlai himself.

Perhaps it is because of the severe water shortage in the Great Barren Mountains, the monsters here have their own sandstorm effects, and they especially favor white, a color that represents purity and beauty. Therefore, when eating this evening, everyone became gentle and cautious. Holding the bowl carefully, for fear of getting some stains on the new clothes.

The black and the yellow are very envious and jealous, but they don't like each other. They didn't treat Yu Chunlai well in order to prevent their king from getting together with Yu Chunlai. Looking at his own king.

There's no way, Yu Chunlai's new style of clothes can't even be sold under the mountain!

Different from the traditional underwear here, what Yu Chunlai made is an improved version of their time and space, with a pullover loose T-shirt on top, a pair of boxer shorts on the bottom, and a nightgown-like gown on the outside. Take off the gown, wear a t-shirt and shorts and lie on the warm kang, it's not too cool!It is also very convenient to get up at night, unlike before, when you wake up in animal skins, you often accidentally get your clothes dirty.

That night, for some unknown reason, His Royal Highness the Demon King, who had not recovered from his serious injury, insisted on sleeping in a human form in new clothes. This made Boss Yu, who originally wanted to take the opportunity to sleep with a hairball, very dissatisfied.

"Why don't you become a cat? Don't you think it's a bit crowded for two people to sleep on the same kang?"

"Why? This kang is so big! I think it's very good. Later, I will have someone turn my stone bed into a kang. It's really warm to sleep in winter!" His Royal Highness the demon king was buried in the bed comfortably He sighed deeply, "By the way, when I was with you before, why didn't I see you burning the kang?"

"Kang burning is not allowed in the city!!!" Yu Chunlai gritted his teeth, besides, the house they rented is so small, can it be used as a kang? !

"Aren't you going to sleep?" After a while, realizing that Yu Chunlai hadn't gone to bed yet, His Royal Highness the Demon King urged, "Hurry up and sleep! I'm sleepy!"

"Don't cats get more excited at night? Forget it...you go to sleep first, I can't sleep, make a few pairs of socks before going to bed."

Tailor Yu, who has picked up his handicrafts again, is in high spirits. He is going to make a pair of cotton socks for his family with the scraps of fabric left over from today’s tailoring. It's better than bare feet, but he doesn't care. There are a few pairs of socks in the luggage. It is said that the three little guys have never worn socks since they were born. A few children are walking barefoot!

"Are you still asleep?" After making a sock, he found His Highness the Demon King poking his head out of the bed, staring at him with piercing eyes. Yu Chunlai was startled, and gave him an annoyed look.

"The oil lamp is too bright to sleep!" Ye Zhan poked out his paws to test it, then retracted immediately, the kang was still warm!

"The king is thirsty!"

"...I really owed you in my previous life!" Yu Chunlai stood up resentfully, ran to pour a glass of warm water and handed it to him, "Go to bed after drinking it!"

"how about you?"

"I'll sleep with you! Okay, my lord?" Yu Chunlai put away the small table on the kang, and crawled into the bed angrily, without even taking off his outer clothes.

"Why don't you take off your clothes and go to bed?"

"I'm happy!" Yu Chunlai blew out the oil lamp with a puff, and he couldn't see his fingers in the cave.

In the darkness, after a rustling sound, a warm fluffy ball squeezed in from the edge of the bed, actively stuffed itself into someone's arms, rubbed its fluffy head, and finally snorted in satisfaction. Started a small snore.

"Oh! It's just like a child!" The little fish who was shunned by the hair smiled slightly in the dark, sighed helplessly, hugged the warm hair ball in his arms, and stroked the old cat every now and then. Mao, forget it, although this old man fights fiercely, he is still a child at the end of the day, so why should he compete with him?

One person and one cat hug each other like this and sleep soundly. When they wake up the next day, the sky is still full of yellow sand outside. This scene is much more terrifying than the sandstorm in Yu Chunlai's time and space. Pass.

When the weather is bad, people are more likely to stay in bed.

There is no alarm clock, no need to go to work, a room full of monsters sleep until they wake up naturally, when Yu Chunlai just got up to pee, he boiled a big pot of yellow rice porridge by the way, now only need to bake two more pancakes.

Ever since eating yellow rice porridge from a different time and space, Yu Chunlai has developed a new understanding of yellow rice, it's so delicious!Especially the yellow rice porridge boiled over a low fire in an earthen stove, with a thin layer of oily skin on it. Drinking a bowl in the morning will make you feel warm from the inside out!

The two black and yellow sheep who were sent out to hunt by the king yesterday because of their cheap mouths finally came back, and brought back two wild yellow sheep that were accidentally stoned to death because they got lost in the sandstorm.I thought that my king was going to get angry again, but Ye Zhan just glanced at them and continued to drink porridge with his head down.

"It seems that the king is in a good mood today!"

"Something must have happened last night that we don't know about."

"Don't worry about this, go and drink porridge! I'm dying of thirst!" Walking hard in the sandstorm, let alone hunting, if they can come back alive, they can be regarded as one of the monsters in the Great Barren Mountain!

After the meal, His Royal Highness, who was suffering from a cleanliness disorder, ruthlessly drove the black and yellow dirty dumplings back to his cave to take a bath, while he occupied a corner of the big fire kang in the living room, while chewing the slightly spicy meatballs that Yu Chunlai had prepared for him. Dried fish, while admiring his small fish for needlework.

Making clothes is simply poisonous!

Since Yu Chunlai picked up sewing yesterday, his brain has become more and more open. Inspired by the sandstorm here, today he decided to make a set of one-piece overalls for the three little guys, so that the wind and sand will not follow the gaps in the clothes Get in, and if the suspenders are loosened a bit, the pants can be worn for two more years, which is really witty!

Thinking about how to cut the overalls, Yu Chunlai didn't let go of his work.

The dead gazelles brought back by the two black and yellow cannot be left like this. Uncle Huangpi will help peel the sheep skin and deal with it. Throw the haggis, sheep heads, etc. into the garbage ditch. The rest of the lamb is theirs today. food.

It's not that he doesn't want to eat haggis, it's just that when he came to the Great Barren Mountain, he's used to throwing something edible into the garbage ditch. , surviving by picking up rubbish from the garbage ditch, especially in this weather, even a little food may save a life.

Yu Chunlai didn't dare to go too far, worried that it would be dangerous to attract attention. However, it is still possible to throw away garbage under the pretext of mixing some food in and give it to those little demons where others don't notice. At least, he found that the little white wolf who took out the trash for him was very happy every time.In the past, he ate food discarded by others, but now, he can finally help those homeless little demons!

Cut the cleaned mutton into large pieces, first boil the water to remove the dirty things inside the mutton, then put it out and wash off the stains and sundries on the surface with clean water, and finally put it into a large pot, add spices such as star anise and cinnamon Stew, when you want to eat at noon, make some hand-rolled noodles, spread a layer of large pieces of stewed mutton on the tough and flexible hand-rolled noodles, it is a delicious and nourishing mutton noodle soup.

When making noodles by hand, Yu Chunlai deliberately took out the leftover pancakes from the morning and stuffed them into Xiaobai's hands: "This pancakes are already soft, no matter how hot they are, they won't taste good anymore, take them away and throw them away!"

Xiaobai understood, put the dough pancakes in his arms, thought for a while, and put a handful of hawthorn fruits in the pocket of his overalls, then wrapped a big scarf around his head, and dressed himself like a local tyrant in Dubai I have to go out to "take out the trash".

"Brother Xiaobai! Why did you come out today? Wow, what are you wearing? It's so beautiful!" At the foot of the mountain, in a ditch dedicated to dumping garbage, a group of little demons hurriedly surrounded Xiaobai happily when they saw Xiaobai coming.

In the past, they used to search for garbage to eat. Since the half-demon brother and little white brother lived on this mountain, they can finally pick up food at a garbage dump. There is so much and good garbage here that they are reluctant to part with it. After leaving, the happiest part of every day is seeing Big Brother Xiaobai coming to take out the trash.

Speaking of which, the little demons in the Great Barren Mountain now envy Xiaobai and those two civets the most. They used to pick up garbage in the garbage ditch to eat. After adopting them, they lived a good life like a big monster. They ate enough every day and slept in the big cave with water. With His Royal Highness, no big monster dared to bully them.

Now, look at the dirty animal skins wrapped on their bodies, look at the beautiful overalls that Xiaobai is wearing, and the clean face and hands. For some reason, these little demons suddenly feel a little Feel ashamed, Xiaobai, you are already different from them...