Demon King's Bather

Yu Chunlai has proved through personal experience that bathing a cat, especially a cat patient, is really a job that tests patience.

You have to wash your hair when you take a shower, right?

"A man's head is not allowed to be touched casually!" ←by Pure Man, His Highness the Demon King.

When you take a shower, especially when your body is covered in sweat and dust, you must use some body wash, right?

"Ah! What the hell scent? Don't you know that this king can't smell spices? Take it away!" ←by His Royal Highness, a patient with racial spice allergy.

Well, you don’t need to use shower gel, so let’s take a bath by hand, rub it and rub it...

"Ahhh! Don't touch there! Presumptuous!!!" ←by His Royal Highness Demon King whose sensitive parts were rubbed, and his shame was about to explode.

Exhausted after taking a bath for a highness who demanded a lot of hair, Yu Chunlai, the bath worker, has nothing to say. Your Highness the Demon King, it's no wonder that you are so poor in the Great Barren Mountain!Even the wolf demon gray has more friends than you, did you make it? !

finally--

"Okay, back off!"

Yu Chunlai: "..."

back down?Where are you going?

This is my home, Hun Dan! ! !

"I'll make breakfast!" Yu Chunlai resentfully threw down the bath towel.

Love so and so!I'm not serving you anymore!

When I turn back, I will find the big yellow cat and ask for the title deed of this mountain!My game, my turf, my rules!

Because the chef was not happy, the breakfast this morning was very perfunctory: a big pot of yellow rice porridge, plus a plate of chopped kimchi, all gone.

"Just eat this stuff?" Hearing that the meal was ready, His Royal Highness the Demon King came out to eat in a hurry. He hadn't eaten the meal Yu Chunlai made himself for several days because of his temper. He thought that he would definitely have a full meal today. Thinking that I didn't get the big meal I imagined, but I was forced to eat grass (kimchi)? !

"I can't help it. It's windy outside and I can't go out to hunt. I only have rice noodles and kimchi at home."

"Lie! I can clearly smell the smell of dried fish in the room next door!" His Royal Highness the Demon King angrily knocked over the yellow rice porridge... the water glass next to him, for some reason, he was a little afraid of Yu Chunlai's anger, knowing that he hated others the most Wasting food, but he was very angry, and wanted to overturn something to express his dissatisfaction. It seemed that he had to sacrifice the cup of warm water.

This cup of warm water was specially brought by Yu Chunlai to rinse his vegetables because he was worried that he would not be used to eating kimchi. If you think the taste of kimchi is too strong, you can rinse it in it.

Unexpectedly, a certain bad-tempered guy knocked over the water glass without acknowledging it. Now, Yu Chunlai couldn't help being a little angry.

"Those dried fish are for sale. If you want to eat it, it's fine. Bring the money!"

"Okay! I want to eat dried fish and stewed pork!" His Royal Highness the Demon King threw a bag of gold coins on the table with a snap, "I don't want to go hunting during this time, so I ate here. This is the meal money !"

"Okay!" Yu Chunlai sneered, put away the money bag, turned around and went to the room to get dried fish and meat.

Seeing that the two of them were quarreling again, the others didn't dare to persuade them. Quail seemed to have finished his share of yellow rice porridge, and ran to the kitchen on the pretext of washing the dishes, Ami Tofu!The way His Royal Highness the Demon King is angry is really scary, but Xiaoyu (Brother Yu) is also terrible when he gets angry.These people who eat melons should be honest and pretend to be good.

It was the uncle who paid the money. Although he was very angry, Yu Chunlai would not make things difficult for Yin Zi, but he could not make it easier for a self-righteous guy. The ingredients were still the ingredients specified by Ye Zhan, but the method was "innovative" ——

Soaked dried fish, added fermented soybeans, chili sauce, dark soy sauce, garlic, etc., to make a spicy dried fish with a strong taste (abnormally spicy); soak the bacon in hot water until soft, stir-fry with chili on high heat, and it will turn red It's... It's hot on the eyes at first glance!

Thinking of the pitiful look of a certain hairball with hot tears in his eyes, Yu Chunlai pursed his lips and smiled, but he still couldn't bear it, so he scooped out some cornmeal and baked him a plate of flour pancakes.

Sure enough, His Royal Highness the Demon King, who had never tried the perverted hotness, was immediately tricked!

The dried fish smells delicious, and it is delicious when rolled in the noodles. However, it is full of eggs. After eating it, the tongue is hot as if it is on fire. However, the spicy dried fish seems to be addictive after eating. Want to eat, can't stop!

So, after eating a plate of spicy dried fish and a plate of fried bacon with chili, the brave and extraordinary demon king...has diarrhea/(ㄒoㄒ)/~~

"You did it on purpose!!!" His Royal Highness the Demon King who was lying on the kang glared at Mou Yu angrily.

"Yes, I did it on purpose!" Yu Chunlai smiled and handed him a bowl of soup that is said to be able to stop diarrhea, "Who made you so bad-tempered? We all regard you as a friend, but what about you? You dislike us, or you get angry for no reason and throw things, Ye Zhan, let’s be friends, okay? I don’t like to quarrel, if you keep doing this, the relationship between us can only be the relationship between the boss and the customer in the future .”

Yu Chunlai sighed, he had never really made friends, and Ye Zhan was the first person he wanted to be friends with, if it wasn't because he knew that he was hard-spoken and soft-hearted, but he was actually kind-hearted, with Yu Chunlai's personality, he wouldn't have made friends at all. So much for one person.

Under normal circumstances, with his personality, as long as he finds a little flaw in the other party that does not conform to his aesthetics, he would like to stay away immediately. This kind of social barrier actually makes the person very sad sometimes, and it feels uncomfortable to have no friends.

Therefore, after reliving in another time and space, what Yu Chunlai has always wanted to do most is to work hard to overcome his personality flaws and try to make a few friends. He is kind to Hui and kind to other demons, including Ye In the final analysis, Zhan's repeated forbearance was the reason why he didn't want to live the lonely life in the past.

In the past, it was because his mother was there. He knew that no matter what, his mother would be waiting for him at home.

But now, his mother is gone. No matter how good Uncle Huang treats him, he is not a blood relative after all. After all, there is an age gap there. Sometimes, he also wants to find some peers to share his growing pains...

"I didn't do it on purpose. Besides, I've been very restrained. I used to eat monsters when I was angry..." Ye Zhan muttered. He also knew what Yu Chun said was reasonable, but after thousands of years, he was I'm used to being the only one in this great barren mountain. Compared with the monster who slaps him to death with his paw, he is already very restrained, okay?It was because he was afraid that Yu Chunlai would have a bad impression of him, so he didn't kill any demons for more than a month after he came back.

"Then you eat me!" Yu Chunlai was really pissed off!He felt that he had never been so naive since he graduated from elementary school, and he didn't want to talk to this naive monster anymore, so he picked up the bowl and left.

"Alas! Your Majesty doesn't know how to make a monster happy." In the corner, secretly listening to the big yellow cat sighing at the foot of the wall, their majesty has long passed the age suitable for raising cubs, let alone a queen now, even a Boyfriend can't handle it, I'm so worried!

"Back then, I should have found more banshees to choose." The big black cat also sighed. ,

"Come on! Don't commit any crimes! I don't know who it is. At the beginning, I insisted on choosing a few concubines for the king. What happened? Those two who were sent here were said to be beauties who are famous far and wide in Dahuangshan. Did the king eat it?"

This "eat" is not the "eat" in the crab vocabulary, it is actually eaten in the stomach and digested as food...

"It must be because you are not beautiful enough!" The big black cat insisted.

"You two are courting death, aren't you?" His Royal Highness the Demon King, who was suffering from unbearable abdominal pain, finally found the two who were listening to the wall, shouted over and scolded them, and immediately felt refreshed, and the stomach pain was not so bad anymore.

"Go! Bring back some fresh prey. This king wants to eat barbecue tonight."

"But my lord, it's the windy season now... Follow orders! This subordinate will go immediately!" The black and yellow two ran away with their heads in their arms, and they no longer had the restraint and demeanor that a big monster should have. Their king wouldn't be able to reason with monsters Yes, those who tried to reason with him should have been eaten, right?

Yu Chunlai kindly boiled medicine for a certain king, but he got angry again. He didn't want to bother with him anymore, and took out the cloth he bought before from the next room. There is no way to go out, and the restaurant can’t open for the time being. Staying at home, I happen to make new clothes for the family, and I can slowly make the flower skirt that I promised to give to Hui’s sister Xiaohua.

Moved the small table on the kang, and first chose a piece of pure white cotton cloth. The cotton cloth of this time and space is really incomparable with the cotton cloth woven by their space-time machine. It is not as good as a machine. The only consolation is that no one will fake it in this time and space. If it is pure cotton, there will be no traces of chemical fiber materials (there is no such technology if you want to fake it).

"Brother Yu, do you want us to help?" Xiao Bai stood aside with Bai Er and Jiu Huan, watching him curiously cutting the cloth over there.

"No, but you can watch from the sidelines, especially Jiuhuan, you are a girl, you have to learn how to do needlework in the future, otherwise it will be difficult to marry when you grow up." Yu Chunlai didn't know the evaluation criteria for girls in this time and space How is it, but it is always right to learn more skills.

Hearing this, Xiaobai immediately hugged the small nine rings, which were not as high as the kang, and placed them on the side of the kang, so that she could learn how to do needlework at a close distance. He really doesn't know this as a boy , he himself is a child, how does he know how to raise a child?Besides, Jiu Huan was still a girl, thinking that her younger sister might not be able to get married due to her own negligence, Xiao Bai's face suddenly tensed up.

"Xiaobai, don't worry, Jiuhuan is still young, let her learn slowly from me, and I will teach her everything I know." Yu Chunlai smiled, slowed down the speed of threading the needle, and let the three The little one saw it clearly, so he tied a knot, put together several pieces of cotton cloth that had been cut, and sewed them slowly.

"Okay!" In less than a stick of incense, a pair of pure cotton underwear is ready. However, considering that the monsters here may not like wearing tight underwear, Yu Chunlai made the underwear into something similar to summer wear. That boxer shorts style.

"Come on, Xiaobai, try it on!"

"Give it to me?" Xiao Bai opened his eyes wide.

"Of course, I plan to make new clothes for each of you demons. Anyway, I'm idle recently. Try it first. Tell me if you feel uncomfortable, and I'll change it later."

"No, there's nothing uncomfortable, it's good!" Xiaobai put on his first pair of panties, his little face flushed with excitement. The pure white cotton of the panties was whiter than his skin. Well, he was reluctant to wear it.

"As long as you like it, come on, stand up, and I'll measure you!" Yu Chunlai asked Xiao Bai, Bai Er, and Jiu Huan to stand beside him one by one. Without a tape measure, he used a cloth strip as a measuring tool to measure for them. After finishing the size of the clothes, I carried out another piece of cyan cotton cloth and a piece of peach red cotton cloth.

This time, it was a skirt for Jiuhuan.

Yu Chunlai didn't know how to make skirts, so what he made for Jiuhuan was similar to the girls' suits in their time and space. It was a doll shirt with wide sleeves, and the neckline was made into a fungus style. a small pocket.Below is an ankle-length skirt, which is specially tied with a bow on one side of the skirt. The blue skirt is paired with a pink bow, which is very cute.

Putting on a new skirt, and then tying a flower bud on Jiuhuan, the little local girl Jiuhuan immediately turned into a cute little princess.

Jiuhuan can't speak yet, but this doesn't affect her love for skirts as a female. On the first night when she put on the skirt, Jiuhuan refused to take a bath, because she had to take off her skirt/( ㄒo ㄒ)/～～