Demon King's Bather

As the saying goes, if you walk too much at night, you will always encounter ghosts, and if you eat too much jelly beans, cough cough, and your teeth will inevitably collapse.

No, because the greedy mouth ate an extra plate of jelly beans, His Royal Highness the Demon King successfully broke a crumbling tooth in his mouth.

The whole cave was immediately clean.

Without His Royal Highness the Demon King's daily scolding of the little demons, everyone was not used to it at first, especially the little demons, probably because they were used to being reprimanded by His Highness the Demon King, now seeing His Highness squatting on it with a stern face every day, The expressionless look, no matter how you look at it, is more terrifying than when you are roaring, forget it, let's practice harder!

They meditated and practiced in the cave every night, and during the day, His Royal Highness the Demon King did not let them go. Every day, the little boys had to run from Yu Chunlai to the school, and then run back the same way. Running four times a day was exhausting!

Yu Chunlai, the cat dad, just talked a few words of persuasion. From the second day on, the little demons were announced by the narrow-minded His Royal Highness the Demon King to start "running with heavy loads". Carrying another ten catties of soil back, the returned soil was not wasted, and it was all spread in front of the yard, which actually created an extra three acres of vegetable garden for the small courtyard.

After going back and forth like this, from Yu Chunlai's house to the school, the little monsters ran out a solid mountain road, and the snow as high as a person was trampled away!

Every time Yu Chunlai walked through that person-high snow wall, he couldn't help worrying that the snow on both sides would fall down and bury him.It was only later that he realized that he was really worrying too much... The snow walls on both sides couldn't even be pierced with solid wooden sticks, let alone collapsed, and I'm afraid they would stay there until spring came.

The long snow season finally came to an end in May of the second year with a sound of spring thunder.

As if overnight, the snow on the Great Barren Mountain melted at a speed visible to the naked eye, and along with it, the long-dried river ditch turned into a roaring river again, rushing with snow and broken ice Flowing down the mountain, the sound of the huge water flow can deafen people's ears when it gets close.

Yu Chunlai never goes to the river, but the little monsters like to go there very much, because the snow water flowing down from the mountain is said to contain the mysterious power of ancient monsters, so during this period, His Royal Highness, including everyone in the family, does not need to be on duty to stand guard. The monsters all ran to the edge of the nearby river ditch, meditating, breathing the water vapor mixed with the smell of ice and snow in the air, and COS sculpted beast figures, trying to absorb the "mysterious power of ancient monsters".

Yu Chunlai really has nothing to say about this.

This snake-like behavior is just like a cult!

Anyway, he refused to believe it anyway. If that thing really contained the "mysterious power of ancient monsters and beasts", how come thousands of years have passed, and there is still not a single monster in Dahuangshan who has ascended to immortality?

However, I don’t know what’s wrong. Everyone said that the spring in Dahuangshan seems to have come very early this year. The evidence is that the wild vegetables and rapeseeds they collected specially last year and sprinkled on the hillside in front of the yard have already sprouted small The green shoots are starting to appear, and it seems that in half a month, they will be able to eat fresh and tender wild vegetables.

When the wild vegetables sprouted finger-long shoots, the people sent by the regent arrived near the mountain gate, and they brought along with them a gift from his aunt Bai Ling, as well as the "knowledgeable" mentioned in Yu Chun's letter. The few monsters who can read and break characters, know how to needle and thread, and see a doctor" are a clever and capable fox demon, a dexterous pheasant spirit, and a gentle and handsome, uh, rabbit demon?

That intelligent and literate fox demon, named Hu Jiu, is said to have been specially tamed by the Prince Regent's Demon Taming Office, and was prepared to be used by the little prince as a companion and personal bodyguard. , and the little prince is still breastfeeding, the companion can slowly cultivate new ones, this one was moved out by His Royal Highness the Prince Regent. , it seems that the fox demon is quite happy.

It is said that the ingenious pheasant spirit is named Jixiang, but the name is very auspicious, but life is too bitter.Because of her beauty, she was first given to an elder of Xuantianzong to make a cauldron. How could such a cauldron have any good results?When the cultivation base of the whole body was exhausted, the auspiciousness that had lost the value of the cauldron was sold out again. It was originally intended to be reduced to a machine for giving birth to cubs, but because of the good embroidery skills that it had inadvertently practiced, it was sold by His Royal Highness the Prince Regent. Someone excavated it and sent it to Dahuangshan to work as a needlework master in Yu Chunlai's cottage school.It can be regarded as a blessing in disguise.

And the rabbit demon Sangzi, who looks gentle and clean, is said to have been specially picked out by an alchemy family, and was going to be domesticated and used as a medicine boy for the children of the family. Of course, it is not ruled out that it can be brought along if necessary. The effect of the test drug.Because he was proficient in some basic pharmacology, His Royal Highness was also put in the team of teaching volunteers going to the Great Barren Mountains, and became a glorious rural barefoot doctor...

As mentioned above, thanks to the friendly support from "Good Uncle of the Great Barren Mountain" Tang Yongliu, the redemption money of these three monsters has been waived. However, His Royal Highness the Regent has a request, and I hope Yu Chunlai can help make another [-] jars of his own secret It is said that the side concubine is a good eater of the spicy oil. Every morning, whether it is a small soup dumpling or a big steamed bun, it must be dipped in the spicy oil to eat it. His Royal Highness was still thinking about how to find a reason to play around a bit, but now Yu Chunlai asked him for something, it was exactly what he wanted!

In this world, His Majesty the Prince Regent, if you want to eat something spicy, you have to ask the Yaozu, life is impossible!

Yu Chunlai didn't know the entanglement of his cheap uncle. After receiving the gift from his uncle and aunt, he settled down three demons who supported the construction of the mountain area. By the way, he helped Xiaobai and his younger siblings sign for the gift of love from his mother. Yu Chunlai greeted him. The guard of the royal palace who gave the gift waited for a few days at the foot of the mountain, and waited for him to prepare the oily peppercorns and other specialties for his aunt before taking them back along the way.Of course, what I took back with me was a letter from home inviting my aunt to go back to the hometown to enjoy the flowers in spring.

The three demons who were pulled by the regent to "support the construction of the mountainous area" also looked bewildered.

Hu Jiu, Jixiang, and Sangzi are all little demons born and raised in the Great Barren Mountains. They were captured and sold when they were very young.

However, they don't know which piece of shit they stepped on, and they were lucky enough to be selected into the "Supporting the Construction of the Great Barren Mountain" project. After a short training session, they were taken to their former hometown.

Until now, they are still full of disbelief after eating sweet corn rice and fragrant bacon and wild vegetables: just came back like this?Really come back?Didn't pay any price, just returned to his dream hometown?

After the meal, they saw the monsters in the house tidy up the dining room, wash the dishes and chopsticks, and then swarmed to the nearby ravine to "absorb the mysterious power of the ancient monsters". This familiar scene finally made them sure. : I really went home!

"Mr. Hu, Sister Jixiang, and Mr. Sang, we will have a shopping team going down the mountain tomorrow. You three are newcomers, and you must have not prepared a lot of things. If there is anything missing, you might as well think about it today and write a list. I will let you Someone bought it." Yu Chunlai looked at the three newcomers in the family with a smile, and his aunt seemed to know his personality very well, and the three monsters chosen for him were all gentle and stable.

"There is nothing missing. The things prepared by Mr. Yu are very useful." The three nodded with a smile. In fact, in the luggage that followed them, Bai Ling had already prepared all the things they usually needed. Well, the royal interiors in the palace are naturally more exquisite than the ones bought from outside, but there is no need to tell Yu Chunlai about these, otherwise it will sound like looking down on other people's mountain monsters.

In fact, the first impressions of the three monsters towards Yu Chunlai were very good. If Yu Chunlai really wanted to coax people, he would be very good at doing things. Although these three monsters were bought with money, but, Because he wanted to invite them to be husbands, Yu Chunlai also performed all the etiquette, from basic necessities of life to daily necessities, all he had to do was match them with a waiter demon, Hu Jiu and the others were simply flattered!

Hu Jiu and the others thought they were here as servants to serve the concubine's nephew, but they didn't expect that when they came, they didn't have to do anything. First, each of them was allocated a separate cave. A place like the Great Barren Mountain is considered very good.

What surprised them even more was that the food in the Great Barren Mountain is now so delicious. When they were still cubs, they could pick up a small piece of raw meat with bones and tendons from the rubbish mountain. It’s the Chinese New Year, but now, in the warm cave, the stewed meat in the big pot is eaten casually, and the corn rice is filled with diced bacon and various wild vegetable roots. It doesn’t look good, but it tastes sweet and delicious. It is more delicious than ordinary white rice.

What surprised them the most was that His Royal Highness the Demon King's attitude towards Young Master Yu was not an exaggeration to say that he was intimate. His majestic Demon King would turn over and reveal his furry belly, just like a stuffed pet. Scratching his belly, he was still humming in comfort... Is this still the demon king with a bad reputation?

Thinking of this, Sangzi touched the elixir hidden in his bosom, and secretly made a decision.

Before leaving, Bai Ling specially called him over and gave him a special task to observe the relationship between the demon king and his wife. If His Highness the demon king treats her nephew well, then he will give this elixir to Yu Chunlai and ask him to give it to her. Give it to His Royal Highness the Demon King. If the two seem to be in harmony, then hide the elixir and continue to lurk by Yu Chunlai's side to protect him.

Looking at it now, His Royal Highness the Demon King treats Yu Chunlai not only kindly, but also suffers from "Yu Chunlai's severe dependence".

"It seems that my task can be completed ahead of schedule." Sangzi felt relieved, he was under a lot of pressure.