Demon King's Bather

In the dark cave, His Royal Highness the Demon King was extremely exhausted from running around all the way. He had already turned into a kitten. He found a comfortable position in the arms of his beloved stupid slave, and slept in the dark without knowing that on this night, A poisonous plan slowly took shape in the heart of the cat slave who he always thought was stupid and kind.

Yu Chunlai never thought of himself as a pure and kind person. His so-called indifference was just that he didn't care about those people and things. However, when someone touched his inviolable territory and bottom line, he would be furious. The lion is more terrible!

A lion may only have minions and hunting skills, but he has human wisdom.

Don't underestimate the weak human beings, who have firmly occupied the top of the food chain for thousands of years. When other species of the same period became extinct, only they successfully ruled this planet, relying not on sharp minions, but on Wisdom more terrifying than minions.

He Yu Chunlai, maybe he doesn't have much cultivation, maybe he can't even beat the cubs in a fight, but so what?

A wise man never kills with a knife!

What about monks?Didn't those members of the royal family struggle to form their own side in this world full of monks?Yu Chunlai doesn't know how deep the water is here, and he doesn't need to know, as long as he knows that he can use the balance and game between the various forces to achieve his goal, that's enough.

What he wants has never been power or wealth, as long as the people he cares about can live in peace and stability, he can continue to be that Yu Chunlai who has nothing to do with the world.

He is like a poisonous box-shaped jellyfish swimming in the vast ocean. When no one touches him, he blooms his beauty and dreamlike colors to his heart's content.Once attacked, the poisonous sting of the box jellyfish will instantly kill the person without the slightest hesitation!

And now, it seems that it's time for him to stretch out his poisonous sting...

Maybe, when the spring is warm and the flowers are blooming, I can invite my aunt and uncle to Dahuang Mountain to taste the new honey they harvested by themselves.

By the way, let's also discuss how to keep that filthy rich demon-addicted sect as our own?

As for how to operate in the middle?

Yu Chunlai believes that His Royal Highness, who is full of eyes, must have a lot of ideas, and he can also contribute some of their poisonous schemes in time and space~ Isn't it rumored that he is the chief strategist of the Great Barren Mountain?Now that he has assumed this title, as a military adviser, how can he not light up the skill "Scheming"?

However, before that, one thing Yu Chunlai needs to do is to appease these frightened cubs with delicious food.

After the cubs were taken away, the hen house in Cangshan was in great trouble. For those clumsy adult monsters, let them kill chickens and raise chickens?The big demons said that they couldn't do it, and they couldn't understand why the food for the chicken had to be chopped up before throwing it in?Wouldn't it be good to just let the chicken peck and eat by itself?

I have been distracted these days, and Yu Chunlai didn't pay attention to these chickens, but when the cubs were rescued, he sent someone to have a look. Those chickens might be used to living in a warm room, and they were so cold in winter. None of them ran out, and they all nested in the chicken coop begging to be fed.

Someone caught dozens of fat chickens and came back, ready to make up for the little demons.Yu Chunlai rolled up his sleeves, first killed three old hens, and started a pot of thick old hen soup.Then he commanded two powerful monsters to lift the wooden barrel and prepare to grind soybean milk to make tofu nao. The cubs like to eat fragrant and tender shredded chicken tofu nao, with a little scallion on top and some peanuts fried by himself , and then pour a spoonful of chicken broth to boil the shredded chicken and tofu skin. The only pity is that there is no shrimp skin.If you like spicy food, you can also pour a spoonful of spicy oil made by Yu Chunlai on it.

Simple and rough ingredients, but because of the freshness of the food, the most common chicken shredded tofu brain exudes a taste of home.

Smelling the familiar smell of ground soybean milk in the air, as well as the aroma of the fragrant old hen soup stewed in the big earthen stove, the cubs who had slept for a long time got up one after another, rubbed their eyes, and suddenly smiled. Big Eyes: Great!They really went home, back to Brother Yu's side.

"Are you up? Hurry up and fetch water to wash your face. Tonight you will have shredded chicken and tofu!" Yu Chunlai wiped his hands on his apron, pinched the cubs' soft cheeks, and urged them to wash their hands quickly. wash your face.

The cubs are no more than pampered human children. They struggled to survive by themselves at a very young age. Such trivial things as fetching water and washing their faces were done quickly. The older cubs washed themselves first, and then fetched water for the younger cubs. Wash, the little cubs finished washing, and helped fetch water and towels back and forth, and soon everyone sat clean in the dining hall.

It's not that they don't want to help in the kitchen, it's just that Yu Chunlai never lets them serve food that burns easily like tofu nao, for fear that if the cubs spill it and burn themselves, Dahuangshan doesn't have any scalding medicine for them.

The delicious shredded chicken tofu nao was brought up, and the little demons took wooden spoons and ate it with relish. The fear and fear in their hearts were pressed into their stomachs by the hot tofu nao and chicken soup. There was nothing more satisfying than this moment. They feel happy, they are still in their own home, they have not been sold as pigs and dogs, and they can still eat the delicious food made by Brother Yu, which is great.

For the only happiness and satisfaction in this life, the little cubs secretly swear in their hearts: must work hard to become stronger!Don't get caught again!When they grow up in the future, they will also protect Big Brother Yu from being taken away by those villains!

After eating two big bowls of shredded chicken tofu, the cubs, who were still wilted when they came back, became lively again. However, everyone seemed to have deliberately forgotten about going back to Cangshan. Things, in a short time, I'm afraid the cubs will never want to go back to the Cangshan Mountain that brought them infinite fear.

In the past, they thought that there was their paradise, but now, they know that before they are completely strong, leaving the Great Barren Mountain and Brother Yu, they may be like that night at any time. Will be arrested and trafficked by those demon hunting monks...

The young cubs once again felt the powerful charm.

And before they were strong enough to kill those monster hunting monks, none of them wanted to leave here, leaving Yu Chunlai.

And Yu Chunlai never thought of letting these cubs go back to Zancang Mountain, at least, he would never let them go back until he ensured the absolute safety of Ziancang Mountain.

"The collective dormitory over there at the school has been dug up. Wait for it to dry inside and make these quilts. You can live there first, and don't go back to the Cangshan side for the time being." After eating, Yu Chunlai slowly Explained his plan to these little demons, "We don't know how many demon-hunting monks from the demon-addicted sect are still watching outside the mountain, so, for everyone's safety, don't go back, they all live here, eat I send someone to prepare it and send it over every day.”

"But the chicken coop in the mountains..."

"I'll have someone transport the chickens in the chicken coop. You continue to raise them. There are also chicken coops in the school."

"Okay!" The little demons replied in unison, as long as they are not allowed to leave here, they can do whatever they want.

"Are you sober? Sober, full of food and drink, hurry up and come over to practice for me! One by one is raising chickens or bees all day long, and they almost forget how to meditate? No wonder they were arrested while sleeping on the bed Let's go, hum!" His Royal Highness Shi Shiran walked in, jumped onto the locker, and looked down at the group of little demons.

Thinking about how vigilant he was when he was at this age, he even changed places to sleep every day, how could he be taken over by others?

Looking at this group of cubs again, there is almost no trace of his demeanor back then, and he is almost vigilant. There are a lot of monsters sleeping in one room, and he didn't expect to send two little monsters as secret whistle, and he didn't even have a sense of precaution. Like a monster coming out of the Great Barren Mountain!

If this is a big family, then Yu Chunlai is the cat dad, His Royal Highness the Demon King's proper tiger mother!

After receiving the double comfort of the cat's father's warmth and delicious food, the poor monster cubs were caught by the tiger mother and demon king and went to a training camp.

Yu Chunlai shook his head with a smile, and continued kneading dough in the kitchen, preparing to make some fried sesame leaves and jelly beans for Xiao Yao and his Majesty the cat.

Recently His Highness the Demon King’s tooth roots are also a bit itchy. Last night, the corners of the quilt were bitten. Yu Chunlai guessed that this person might be changing teeth. Cough, although I don’t know if cats can change teeth, but refer to the cubs Based on their reaction, Yu Chunlai decided to make him some suitable-sized teeth-grinding snacks as well.

The most convenient thing is the little finger-sized jelly bean. The main ingredients of this kind of jelly bean are wheat flour and brown sugar. Pour melted brown sugar water into the wheat flour and knead the dough. Knead the good dough into strips, cut it into the size of the little finger belly, if you like to eat sesame, you can roll a layer of sesame on it, and then fry it in a pan.

The finished jelly beans taste crunchy and delicious. His Royal Highness the Demon King trained the cubs and smelled a different fragrance. He immediately punished all the cubs to meditate for a stick of incense, and he slipped out by himself. , touched the kitchen, and ate sweet and crispy jelly beans.

The jelly bean is a snack that I can't help but continue to eat. His Royal Highness the Demon King ate two small dishes and wanted to eat more, but Yu Chunlai had already put away the fried jelly bean: "I'll give you all of them. No, others won’t have to eat, wait a little longer, when the cubs finish their training, we’ll eat together.”

His Royal Highness the Demon King suddenly became furious. He wanted to admire the stupid slave's paw prints, but he couldn't bear it, so he ran over angrily, announcing the end of the meditation, followed a bunch of little demons, and ran to the kitchen to ask for snacks.Several rows of hairballs squatted neatly on the kitchen floor, and in front of each monster was a small plate containing two handfuls of freshly fried jelly beans.

"The stupid slave is getting more and more presumptuous. Tonight, let him have a taste of family law!" His Royal Highness the Demon King thought as he gnawed on the jelly beans.