I want to be a scumbag [rebirth]

At the same time, he also informed Xiao Ming to help him move all his things to the newly bought farm house.

The house is two two floors, the area is small, the first floor is the kitchen and living room, the second floor is two small bedrooms and a toilet.

Qiao An originally wanted to move with Xiao Ming quietly, so he deliberately asked Bei He for another half-day leave with the cheek.But when he was moving things to the school gate, he bumped into Tao Xiyan who came to the supermarket to buy snacks at the school gate.

"Hey, why are you two going?"

"...Xiao Ming rented a house outside, and I helped him move his things there." Qiao An casually lied half-truth.

Tao Xiyan rolled his eyes: "It's good to move things, you should call us, we are free labor."

"No, no, no, you have to go to class later, I'll just help Xiao Ming move it." Qiao An quickly stopped his thoughts.

"Why can you help Xiao Ming, but we can't." Tao Xiyan took out his mobile phone and called Tang Huai: "Tang Huai, Qiao An and I are going to help Xiao Ming move, will you come?"

"Okay, then we'll wait for you at the school gate."

"Then what about your classes?" Qiao An tried to remind them that they still shoulder the heavy responsibility of learning: "You can be regarded as skipping classes."

"You reminded me..." Tao Xiyan squeezed his chin and lingered on Qiao An's body for a few seconds: "You must have a note from Teacher Bei Ke in your hand, write down the names of me and Tang Huai, no It's over."

Tao Xiyan was right, he did have a fake note knocked from Beihe in his hand.

"No, Teacher Beihe signed this fake note, and if you two were found out, no one will have a good time." Qiao An refused, and wanted to leave with Xiao Ming, but the car that was called hadn't arrived yet, so he just Can be entangled by Tao Xiyan.

Finally, when Tang Huai arrived, he brought a slip of absence.

"Where did you get it?" Tao Xiyan said excitedly, taking the slip from Tang Huai's hand.

"I told the chemistry teacher that you had diarrhea in the toilet and almost prolapsed. You didn't have time to ask the head teacher for leave, so he signed it for me." Tang Huaishi said calmly.

"It's really yours." Tao Xiyan patted Tang Huai's shoulder.

Qiao An was a little speechless, and looked at Xiao Ming, and was so happy to be regarded as a gun for asking for leave.When Tao Xiyan goes back in a while, the whole class, no, maybe the whole school knows that he has diarrhea and prolapsed anus.

She gave Tao Xiyan a sympathetic look, said nothing against her, and walked out of the school smoothly after handing in the leave slip.

And the tricycle called by Qiao An had just arrived, Xiao Ming didn't have many things, the only big things were bedding and the like, and after putting them on it easily, it could actually fit the four of them.

Tao Xiyan took the lead in stepping on the convertible four-wheeler with long legs. Qiao An looked at the length of his legs, and it seemed that it was a bit difficult to step up directly.But the other three all use straddles, so does he use crawling?

"Qiao An, what are you doing in a daze? Didn't you bring the fare with you? Thinking about us getting on the bus, why don't you take the opportunity to run away?" Tao Xiyan urged.

Joan was agitated for a moment, and climbed onto the tricycle with all hands and feet: "You are afraid that I will run away, you should get off the car, lest I drag you to be a scapegoat!"

"I'm not afraid of that. If you really want to run, you won't be able to outrun my long legs."

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When the tricycle arrived at the destination, the driver couldn't help sighing: "If I knew you were going to be so far away, I wouldn't have come, and I don't know if I can go back."

After the things were unloaded, Joan handed the fare to the driver: "It's a little extra."

As soon as the driver counted the money, he immediately smiled and said, "Okay, goodbye."

One person and one sack, regardless of their image, they walked towards Joan's house.

Tao Xiyan sighed all the way: "Xiao Ming, where did you find a house in such a remote village?" Knowing that Xiao Ming is not from the city, it is impossible for him to go home.

Xiao Ming didn't speak, just lifted the woven sack on his shoulder, and continued to walk forward.

Tang Huai walked up to Qiao An and whispered in his ear, "You are the one looking for the house, right?"

Joan turned his head in surprise: "How do you know?"

"If Xiao Ming was looking for it, he wouldn't subconsciously follow your footsteps. It can only mean that he has never been to that place before."

Qiao An was speechless at Tang Huai's keen observation, and admitted, "I'm the one looking for the house, so what?"

Walking through a row of farm houses, I came to the hut that Joan bought with gray tiles and white walls.Take out the key and open the door.The door lock is also very old, and the door swayed loosely when the door was opened.

With a sound of "squeak--", some old wooden doors tell their own history in this way.It has been unoccupied for a long time, and there is a wave of moisture oncoming.

"Xiao Ming, I still have to admire you. It's not easy to find such a house with a sense of age, right?" Tao Xiyan waved his hand in front of his nose, frowning slightly.

Joan was straightforward: "I found the house."

"..." Tao Xiyan was stunned: "Oh, there is nothing wrong with being old, it's retro haha..."

Ignoring him, I took what was in my hand into the house and put it on the table in the house.The previous landlord left all the furniture, just in time for Joan to clean it up and use it directly.

"Tang Huai, you open all the windows, Tao Xiyan, you go get a rag and wipe the tables and chairs." Since the two of them must follow, Qiao An ordered them to work unceremoniously.

Tang Huai and Tao Xiyan looked at each other, neither of them refuted, and obediently did the corresponding thing.

"Clean up here first, and move the computer tomorrow. I have already asked, this area is the area with the fastest internet connection." After finishing the work, Qiao An said to Xiao Ming out of breath. .

Xiao Ming made the bed in silence, and then said: "No, I'll go back and bring the computer here later."

"Ah? Don't be so anxious, you can take a break first." Because the 'banban' developed by themselves is very popular with the students of the Middle School Attached to Shake City, and the number of logins every day is very large, which also leads to frequent instability of the website , disconnected, not refreshing in time, etc. Xiao Ming has been working on improving this, often staying up until the early hours of the morning.

"I don't have much time." Xiao Ming raised his head and looked at Qiao An seriously: "I am very grateful that you paid for this house to let me settle down. The website is not stable now, and if it is not optimistic for a day, the server may crash. collapse, and will fall into an irreparable situation for everyone.”

Qiao An knew little about computers and nodded: "Oh."

"Also, your online shop has been doing well recently. I help you process several orders every day. There should be new orders today, which need to be followed up in time."

Qiao An also told Xiao Ming about his online store, and got rid of Xiao Ming to help him manage the online store.I thought it was just a matter of convenience, but I didn't want Xiao Ming to take it seriously.And helped Joan to rearrange the online store layout to make the layout more refreshing and attractive, and the customer flow and orders have increased a lot.

He knew that Xiao Ming shouldn't just be an online store owner, so he didn't have to spend a lot of energy on the online store, and he only needed to maintain the daily orders.Xiao Ming was a person who was going to do big things, Qiao An just wanted to be his boost instead of holding him back.

The old house has no gas and cannot fire.In order to celebrate the joy of housewarming, this is a deep-rooted cognition. After moving into a new home, it is necessary to host a banquet to entertain some relatives and friends to share the joy of moving to a new home.Although the house was too old, it was the first house that only belonged to Qiao An. Thinking about the only name on the household registration book, he felt happy.

So he called Tao Xiyan, Tang Huai and Xiao Ming, and went back to the school gate to have a meal.

"Qiao An, it seems that the website you run has a good income, and you don't call yourself poor and even treat guests to dinner." Tao Xiyan said in surprise.

Joan glanced at him coldly: "You can't shut your mouth when you eat, you are also a talent."

There are only four people eating, and Joan doesn't need to spend a lot of money to order a bunch, anyway, he can't finish it.After dinner, Xiao Ming went back to move the computer alone, while the other three obediently went back to study by themselves in the evening.

When he was about to walk into the classroom, Tang Huai told him, "Hold your stomach for a while, bend down, and Qiao An and I will help you in."

"Why?" Tao Xi was puzzled.

"Do you want to escape the evening self-study too?" Tang Huai threw out a bait.

"Think about it, think about it," Tao Xiyan nodded again and again, quickly covered his stomach, and screamed "Hey yo yo" with a sad face.

Qiao An looked at Tao Xiyan sympathetically, holding one of Tao Xiyan's arms, if he could earn something, why wouldn't he earn it.

After entering the classroom, the evening self-study had just started, Bei He took a comic book regularly, and a math textbook outside, and sat on the podium in a dignified manner.

Seeing Tao Xiyan walk in, he raised his head: "Tao Xiyan, what's wrong with you?"

Tao Xiyan grinned: "Teacher, my stomach is still... uncomfortable..."

Bei He suppressed the corners of his disobedient lips, and said with a sad face: "Needless to say, rest well if you are sick. You know that prolapse of the anus is a disease that can vary from serious to serious. If you don't treat it well, you will end up getting a tuba in the future." , You have to stuff your intestines back with your hands, think about it, how troublesome it is!"

After saying this, all the students in the class covered their lips and snickered. Tao Xiyan's face turned green and pale, and he finally remembered that Tang Huai had some excuse to ask for leave in the morning.

Whether to pretend to be ill or to admit that he was lying in the morning is a dilemma. This is a torture for the soul.

Before Tao Xiyan had a good grasp of the balance in his heart, Tang Huai had already said, "Teacher, Tao Xiyan is physically and mentally strong, and insists on coming to participate in the evening self-study. This kind of spirit is worth encouraging."

"That's right, but we still need to display our humanitarian spirit. Just now I have been persuading Tao Xiyan to go back and rest, but Tao Xiyan just doesn't listen. Teacher Beihe, please persuade him quickly." Qiao An continued After talking, he encouraged Bei He to try to skip class in an open and honest manner.

Bei He looked Tao Xiyan up and down, and when he talked about this point, he couldn't let Tao Xiyan contradict himself again, and no one could step down: "It's okay, let's go back."

"Thank you teacher, then let's send Tao Xiyan back first." Qiao An nodded happily.

"Hey, after you two send him back, you still have to come back for evening self-study."

"Ah? Why?" Joan was taken aback.

"He has prolapsed anus, don't you two have prolapsed anus too?"

Well, Joann doesn't want to be a pro-anal threesome

The author has something to say: Thank you for your support~

Basically, I plan to stick to it until the end of the year and resign. It took three years to prove that I am not suitable for this job, so I have no regrets.Life is always your own, and there is nothing you can do if you don’t understand it. Others are not you, and they can’t live for you. Let’s encourage each other~?(°?‵?′??)