I want to be a scumbag [rebirth]
Chapter 47 Brain hole
Tang Huai looked at him, with a happy smile on the corner of his mouth, but before the smile could take advantage of the trend, it was broken by Qiao An's words.
"You like Tao Xiyan, but you don't dare to express it, so you have to use me as a substitute. In fact, in your heart, the person you really like is Tao Xiyan." Qiao An summed up the experience of the two lifetimes, and chose the more reliable one. in conclusion.
Tang Huai's face was darker than ink, and he showed his white teeth sinisterly: "It seems that you just took a shower and washed it very clean."
Joan: "?"
Tang Huai: "Take out your own brain and wash it clean. It has washed and flattened all the brain circuits. It's really amazing."
Qiao An: "..." No matter how dull he was, he could still hear Tang Huai's ridicule.
"Yeah, I drank my bath water after washing." Joan rolled her eyes.
"So not only is your stomach full of water, but your brain is also full of water?" Tang Huai asked back.
Qiao An was speechless, and Tang Huai said, "Why do you think I'm taking you for sex?"
"Maybe you like Tao Xiyan, but you can't speak. Because you are worried that Tao Xiyan treats you like an ordinary brother. If you tell the truth, it is very likely that Tao Xiyan will avoid you and reject you. So you simply Use me as a shield to test Tao Xiyan's mind..."
Before Qiao An could finish his thoughts, Tang Huai flicked him with his index finger, causing cold sweat to break out from the pain on his forehead: "Fuck, why are you so ruthless?"
"Can you break through your unrealistic fantasies?" Tang Huai looked at Qiao An with a cold face: "Listen, stop those meaningless thoughts in your mind, I am not a classmate to you , and it’s not the same brotherhood as Tao Xiyan, I treat you... it’s the moon on Dongshan, and then look at the flower window." When he said the last sentence, Tang Huai smiled on his face, adding a bit of evil.
Joan blinked twice, what is this all about?
"Okay, let's go to sleep." Tang Huai obviously didn't have the good intentions to explain to Qiao An again, let go of Qiao An, walked leisurely into the bedroom area, put his hands under his head, and closed his eyes.
Seeing that Qiao An was still standing there, Tang Huai curled his lips and said, "Are you going to keep this posture until dawn?"
Qiao An came back to his senses, glanced at Tang Huai who was lying on the bed, and then glanced at the small two-person wooden sofa chair under him, it would definitely not be a good place to sleep.
While Qiao An was hesitating, Tang Huai took another dose of medicine: "I'm going to turn off the lights."
She was forced to get up from the bed, walked to the edge of the bed, sat on the other side of the bed far away, and lay down stiffly, motionless.Joan urged, "Turn off the lights."
Tang Huai looked at his super-sized bed, and saw that Qiao An was only occupying that small space like a dead snail. He couldn't help being a little amused. Without saying anything, he stretched out his arm and turned off the switch at the head of the bed.
The room was plunged into darkness for an instant, and Qiao An's senses suddenly became more sensitive. In such a claustrophobic and strange environment, he and Tang Huai were lying on the same bed. My mind was in a ball, and my mind was sober.
Lying motionless on the bed for a while, Qiao An felt as if countless code words were gnawing on her body, so she wanted to move and turn around.But if he moved, it might involve Tang Huai on the other side of the bed. The more he couldn't move, the more he couldn't help it.
It felt like Tang Huai hadn't moved at all on the other side of the bed, so he must have fallen asleep.Joan thought so, moved his body quietly, and heard a voice: "Can't sleep?"
Joan was startled and almost jumped out of bed: "You...you haven't slept yet?"
"How can I tell you you scratch like a monkey?"
"...Is it so obvious?" He thought that his body didn't move, he just scratched his arm with his hand, how could he feel it?
After a long time, Tang Huai said calmly: "Can't sleep, do you need me to sing you a lullaby?"
Thinking of letting Tang Huai sing, Qiao An thought of a song that Tang Huai had been lucky enough to sing in front of the company many years ago. Ah: "No, no, no, hehe, I'll fall asleep right away."
Tang Huai's voice sank a bit: "Do you think I can't sing?"
"Don't dare..." Qiao An keenly sensed a hint of danger, and quietly grabbed the edge of the bed.
After a long time, Tang Huai hummed to himself with a vague nasal voice:
"Lis for the way you look at me
Ois for the only one Isee
Visvery, very extraordinary
Eisenmorethanahatyouadore
Love is all that I give to you
Love is more than just a game for two
Two in love make it
Take my heart and please don't break it
Love was made for me and you"
This is the song that Tang Huai let Qiao An hear from the mp3 that year. It is also a song that Qiao An has always liked and played repeatedly on his mobile phone. Why does Tang Huai in this life know?
"Tang Huai, do you like this song too?" Qiao An asked in a muffled voice.
"This is not my favorite style, but—" Tang Huai paused: "One day, when this song rang in my ears, I felt very familiar, as if I had heard it many, many times."
A strange feeling rose in Qiao An's heart: "Where have you heard it?"
Tang Huai was silent for a while: "Maybe it's my illusion."
After falling into silence again, Qiao An also slowly relaxed, and everyone fell into a deep sleep.
When Qiao An woke up again, she found herself leaning against Tang Huai's generous back.Joan immediately widened his eyes in fright and stepped back.
This retreat also shook the soft Sim Mengsi, and Tang Huai felt slightly awakened.
Lie down on your back, turn your head towards Joan, with a trace of unclearness in your deep eyes: "Morning."
"Morning."
Embarrassed, he got up and went to the bathroom.Brush your teeth and wash your face frequently, change your clothes after washing, and walk out with Tang Huai's pajamas: "I have worn this dress..."
"Let's put it there, Auntie Wu will take it out to wash later." Tang Huai was about to change clothes, and took off the T-shirt on his upper body without hesitation, revealing his lean back.
Not only Tang Huai's front is very predictable, but also the back is quite interesting. Qiao An, who is purely admiring, took another look at it with the attitude that if no one else has it, I will take a second look.
Tang Huai put on his clothes, walked past Qiao An and walked into the bathroom.
While Joan was sitting on the sofa waiting for him, Mrs. Wu came and knocked on the door: "Master Qiao An, are you up? I was worried that you would oversleep, so I wanted to come and call you!"
"Please, Mrs. Wu, Tang Huai is washing up, and she will be fine soon."
"Okay, I'll take your change of clothes and wash them along the way." Aunt Wu slipped in through the crack of the door, saw the T-shirt and pajamas that were placed on the back of the chair, picked them up, and turned her eyes towards the bed in the bedroom. He took a closer look over there, as if confirming something.
Aunt Wu turned around and saw Qiao An staring at her with a smile on her face: "Is it just these clothes?"
"Yes."
By coincidence, Tang Huai came out of the bathroom, saw Mrs. Wu, and went downstairs to have breakfast together.Qiao An and Tang Huai were the only ones who had breakfast. Qiao An felt that it was not good for him as a guest without Tang's mother present.
Tang Huai saw through Qiao An's anxious expression: "My mother won't get up until almost noon, do you want to wait for him until then?"
Joan shook her head, lowered her head and ate breakfast obediently.
After breakfast, Qiao An and Tang Huai went to the station.The two of them have to walk out of the long green avenue of the villa area on the 11th road. As far as Qiao An knows, this villa area is located on the outskirts of the county seat, and the bus station is in the center of the county seat, so...
"Why don't you drive?"
"Who will drive back after I drove?" Tang Huai gave him an idiot-like look.
"Then why did someone park your car at the bus station yesterday? Then someone will drive it back!" Joan said, "I'm not stupid."
"It's Sunday and my mom is going to church and she needs a car."
With such an undeniable reason, Qiao An naturally had nothing to say, and muttered: "Then you can't say it and it's over."
Tang Huai hooked his lips imperceptibly, he just liked seeing Qiao An go crazy.
But in the end, if the two of them rely on their legs, the road is really long and far away. Seeing that Qiao An was panting from exhaustion, Tang Huai stopped a tricycle by the side of the road.
"Don't you go to the playground for a run every morning? Why are you still so weak?" Tang Huai looked at Qiao An with disdain.
"How did you know I went for a run?" Could it be the same?They have walked for several kilometers, and the weather is hot.
The spring in Shake City is always so short, as if all things have just come back to life, and immediately began to grow wildly with a rampant attitude, ushering in the arrogant summer.
"Heh, every time you meet me, it's like a mouse seeing a cat. Do you think it's over if you put a hat on your head and cover your face?" Tang Huai looked up and down at Qiao An maliciously: "You have short legs, So recognizable."
Qiao An subconsciously put his legs together. He is not tall, and his proportions are fatally flawed.That is, his upper body and lower body are basically [-]-[-], and his legs seem to be particularly short.
So, Joan could only sigh in dismay for the long-legged and small fresh meat that other countless female fans went crazy with later.
Knowing his weakness, he deliberately tucks his shirt into his trousers when putting on clothes, so that his legs look longer.
"Okay, I know you have legs from the neck down, is that okay?" Joan rolled her eyes.
Tang Huai pursed his lips and remained silent.
As soon as he got on the bus, Qiao An fell asleep without saying a word.
After getting the household registration book, the first thing Qiao An did was to contact the owner to transfer the ownership of the house.
For this kind of rural house, if there is no real estate certificate, it is necessary to go to the village committee to issue a certificate to change the name on the land deed.Then Qiao An moved his household registration out of the house and put it under the name of the farm house.
Opening a new household registration book with only her own name, Qiao An's eyes narrowed slightly, and she was in a very happy mood.
The author has something to say: Thank you for your support~ I have been too busy recently, and I have encountered a lot of troubles at work. In fact, I thought about resigning altogether. In such a position that consumes people's will, I really don't know what value I can achieve
"You like Tao Xiyan, but you don't dare to express it, so you have to use me as a substitute. In fact, in your heart, the person you really like is Tao Xiyan." Qiao An summed up the experience of the two lifetimes, and chose the more reliable one. in conclusion.
Tang Huai's face was darker than ink, and he showed his white teeth sinisterly: "It seems that you just took a shower and washed it very clean."
Joan: "?"
Tang Huai: "Take out your own brain and wash it clean. It has washed and flattened all the brain circuits. It's really amazing."
Qiao An: "..." No matter how dull he was, he could still hear Tang Huai's ridicule.
"Yeah, I drank my bath water after washing." Joan rolled her eyes.
"So not only is your stomach full of water, but your brain is also full of water?" Tang Huai asked back.
Qiao An was speechless, and Tang Huai said, "Why do you think I'm taking you for sex?"
"Maybe you like Tao Xiyan, but you can't speak. Because you are worried that Tao Xiyan treats you like an ordinary brother. If you tell the truth, it is very likely that Tao Xiyan will avoid you and reject you. So you simply Use me as a shield to test Tao Xiyan's mind..."
Before Qiao An could finish his thoughts, Tang Huai flicked him with his index finger, causing cold sweat to break out from the pain on his forehead: "Fuck, why are you so ruthless?"
"Can you break through your unrealistic fantasies?" Tang Huai looked at Qiao An with a cold face: "Listen, stop those meaningless thoughts in your mind, I am not a classmate to you , and it’s not the same brotherhood as Tao Xiyan, I treat you... it’s the moon on Dongshan, and then look at the flower window." When he said the last sentence, Tang Huai smiled on his face, adding a bit of evil.
Joan blinked twice, what is this all about?
"Okay, let's go to sleep." Tang Huai obviously didn't have the good intentions to explain to Qiao An again, let go of Qiao An, walked leisurely into the bedroom area, put his hands under his head, and closed his eyes.
Seeing that Qiao An was still standing there, Tang Huai curled his lips and said, "Are you going to keep this posture until dawn?"
Qiao An came back to his senses, glanced at Tang Huai who was lying on the bed, and then glanced at the small two-person wooden sofa chair under him, it would definitely not be a good place to sleep.
While Qiao An was hesitating, Tang Huai took another dose of medicine: "I'm going to turn off the lights."
She was forced to get up from the bed, walked to the edge of the bed, sat on the other side of the bed far away, and lay down stiffly, motionless.Joan urged, "Turn off the lights."
Tang Huai looked at his super-sized bed, and saw that Qiao An was only occupying that small space like a dead snail. He couldn't help being a little amused. Without saying anything, he stretched out his arm and turned off the switch at the head of the bed.
The room was plunged into darkness for an instant, and Qiao An's senses suddenly became more sensitive. In such a claustrophobic and strange environment, he and Tang Huai were lying on the same bed. My mind was in a ball, and my mind was sober.
Lying motionless on the bed for a while, Qiao An felt as if countless code words were gnawing on her body, so she wanted to move and turn around.But if he moved, it might involve Tang Huai on the other side of the bed. The more he couldn't move, the more he couldn't help it.
It felt like Tang Huai hadn't moved at all on the other side of the bed, so he must have fallen asleep.Joan thought so, moved his body quietly, and heard a voice: "Can't sleep?"
Joan was startled and almost jumped out of bed: "You...you haven't slept yet?"
"How can I tell you you scratch like a monkey?"
"...Is it so obvious?" He thought that his body didn't move, he just scratched his arm with his hand, how could he feel it?
After a long time, Tang Huai said calmly: "Can't sleep, do you need me to sing you a lullaby?"
Thinking of letting Tang Huai sing, Qiao An thought of a song that Tang Huai had been lucky enough to sing in front of the company many years ago. Ah: "No, no, no, hehe, I'll fall asleep right away."
Tang Huai's voice sank a bit: "Do you think I can't sing?"
"Don't dare..." Qiao An keenly sensed a hint of danger, and quietly grabbed the edge of the bed.
After a long time, Tang Huai hummed to himself with a vague nasal voice:
"Lis for the way you look at me
Ois for the only one Isee
Visvery, very extraordinary
Eisenmorethanahatyouadore
Love is all that I give to you
Love is more than just a game for two
Two in love make it
Take my heart and please don't break it
Love was made for me and you"
This is the song that Tang Huai let Qiao An hear from the mp3 that year. It is also a song that Qiao An has always liked and played repeatedly on his mobile phone. Why does Tang Huai in this life know?
"Tang Huai, do you like this song too?" Qiao An asked in a muffled voice.
"This is not my favorite style, but—" Tang Huai paused: "One day, when this song rang in my ears, I felt very familiar, as if I had heard it many, many times."
A strange feeling rose in Qiao An's heart: "Where have you heard it?"
Tang Huai was silent for a while: "Maybe it's my illusion."
After falling into silence again, Qiao An also slowly relaxed, and everyone fell into a deep sleep.
When Qiao An woke up again, she found herself leaning against Tang Huai's generous back.Joan immediately widened his eyes in fright and stepped back.
This retreat also shook the soft Sim Mengsi, and Tang Huai felt slightly awakened.
Lie down on your back, turn your head towards Joan, with a trace of unclearness in your deep eyes: "Morning."
"Morning."
Embarrassed, he got up and went to the bathroom.Brush your teeth and wash your face frequently, change your clothes after washing, and walk out with Tang Huai's pajamas: "I have worn this dress..."
"Let's put it there, Auntie Wu will take it out to wash later." Tang Huai was about to change clothes, and took off the T-shirt on his upper body without hesitation, revealing his lean back.
Not only Tang Huai's front is very predictable, but also the back is quite interesting. Qiao An, who is purely admiring, took another look at it with the attitude that if no one else has it, I will take a second look.
Tang Huai put on his clothes, walked past Qiao An and walked into the bathroom.
While Joan was sitting on the sofa waiting for him, Mrs. Wu came and knocked on the door: "Master Qiao An, are you up? I was worried that you would oversleep, so I wanted to come and call you!"
"Please, Mrs. Wu, Tang Huai is washing up, and she will be fine soon."
"Okay, I'll take your change of clothes and wash them along the way." Aunt Wu slipped in through the crack of the door, saw the T-shirt and pajamas that were placed on the back of the chair, picked them up, and turned her eyes towards the bed in the bedroom. He took a closer look over there, as if confirming something.
Aunt Wu turned around and saw Qiao An staring at her with a smile on her face: "Is it just these clothes?"
"Yes."
By coincidence, Tang Huai came out of the bathroom, saw Mrs. Wu, and went downstairs to have breakfast together.Qiao An and Tang Huai were the only ones who had breakfast. Qiao An felt that it was not good for him as a guest without Tang's mother present.
Tang Huai saw through Qiao An's anxious expression: "My mother won't get up until almost noon, do you want to wait for him until then?"
Joan shook her head, lowered her head and ate breakfast obediently.
After breakfast, Qiao An and Tang Huai went to the station.The two of them have to walk out of the long green avenue of the villa area on the 11th road. As far as Qiao An knows, this villa area is located on the outskirts of the county seat, and the bus station is in the center of the county seat, so...
"Why don't you drive?"
"Who will drive back after I drove?" Tang Huai gave him an idiot-like look.
"Then why did someone park your car at the bus station yesterday? Then someone will drive it back!" Joan said, "I'm not stupid."
"It's Sunday and my mom is going to church and she needs a car."
With such an undeniable reason, Qiao An naturally had nothing to say, and muttered: "Then you can't say it and it's over."
Tang Huai hooked his lips imperceptibly, he just liked seeing Qiao An go crazy.
But in the end, if the two of them rely on their legs, the road is really long and far away. Seeing that Qiao An was panting from exhaustion, Tang Huai stopped a tricycle by the side of the road.
"Don't you go to the playground for a run every morning? Why are you still so weak?" Tang Huai looked at Qiao An with disdain.
"How did you know I went for a run?" Could it be the same?They have walked for several kilometers, and the weather is hot.
The spring in Shake City is always so short, as if all things have just come back to life, and immediately began to grow wildly with a rampant attitude, ushering in the arrogant summer.
"Heh, every time you meet me, it's like a mouse seeing a cat. Do you think it's over if you put a hat on your head and cover your face?" Tang Huai looked up and down at Qiao An maliciously: "You have short legs, So recognizable."
Qiao An subconsciously put his legs together. He is not tall, and his proportions are fatally flawed.That is, his upper body and lower body are basically [-]-[-], and his legs seem to be particularly short.
So, Joan could only sigh in dismay for the long-legged and small fresh meat that other countless female fans went crazy with later.
Knowing his weakness, he deliberately tucks his shirt into his trousers when putting on clothes, so that his legs look longer.
"Okay, I know you have legs from the neck down, is that okay?" Joan rolled her eyes.
Tang Huai pursed his lips and remained silent.
As soon as he got on the bus, Qiao An fell asleep without saying a word.
After getting the household registration book, the first thing Qiao An did was to contact the owner to transfer the ownership of the house.
For this kind of rural house, if there is no real estate certificate, it is necessary to go to the village committee to issue a certificate to change the name on the land deed.Then Qiao An moved his household registration out of the house and put it under the name of the farm house.
Opening a new household registration book with only her own name, Qiao An's eyes narrowed slightly, and she was in a very happy mood.
The author has something to say: Thank you for your support~ I have been too busy recently, and I have encountered a lot of troubles at work. In fact, I thought about resigning altogether. In such a position that consumes people's will, I really don't know what value I can achieve
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