After drinking and messing up, I always try to plot against me

"I'm going, what should I do?" Looking at the shikigami in the room and the birds he had been keeping in the living room, Hua Niao began to think about stuffing them into the bedroom, but with his drunken appearance, he couldn't grow old. Stay honestly until the agent leaves?

【Ding, don't worry, players, now you can provide three ID cards, do you want to use them? 】

"Use it!"

The system appeared in a timely manner to resolve the crisis of Hua Niao's identity exposure, and the sound of the identity card being loaded rang in his ears, and the manager over there was already waiting a little bit angrily, so Hua Niao took advantage of the opportunity to put the manager up.

"After loading the identity card, they will hide their monster characteristics, right?" Hua Wei was still a little worried, after all, the manager will come later, if he sees two talking frogs, Sanguan will probably be blown up Crushed.

Before the system answered, I heard two exclamations from the living room, but one was terrified and the other was pleasantly surprised.

"Quack, how did it become like this?"

"Finally he looks a bit like Master Hanaori! Quack!"

Jiu Tun seemed to have said something, Hua Yu was very curious, and just about to poke his head over to have a look, the doorbell behind him rang.

Opening the door, the manager with a suit of clothes in his hand squeezed in with the three Peach Blossom Demons. While changing shoes, he complained: "You didn't listen to what I told you yesterday, did you? Call you on your mobile phone." Still shutting down the phone, do you know how rare this event is, I have worked hard to get it for you, if it is delayed, do you know how serious the situation is!"

While typing haha, Hua Ling took out her mobile phone and looked at it. Sure enough, she forgot to charge it after returning home yesterday, and it is now turned off.

He lived in the era without internet and electricity for some days, and he was a little uncomfortable getting his mobile phone back suddenly. He simply forgot about having a mobile phone yesterday, so he perfectly missed the manager's call.

"This is your clothes, hurry up..." The manager's broken thoughts suddenly stopped for some reason, and when Hua Niao looked over, he saw the manager staring at his feet with his arms trembling. He lifted it up, pointed in that direction, and looked at Hua Yao in shock, "You you you..."

Hua Niao looked down, and saw a green frog one-piece suit, and her flamboyant red hair was tied up in a mess, which was exactly the same as when Jiu Tunwan put down her hair. On her small face was Lao Tzu's No. [-] in the world. The facial expression, standing at Hua Niao's feet vigorously at this time, but it only makes people feel a little cute.

"The red-haired man in the room said he was going to stew my uncle!" The child began to complain as soon as he opened his mouth, "But it's not because I'm afraid of him that I came out to look for you! Quack...huh!"

Hua Niao: "..." Is it really okay to be so duplicity?You're obviously trembling with fear, okay?

He looked at Jiu Tungua, who had turned into a small baby at his feet with a complicated expression, and was very worried that the other party would not be able to control himself and pee his pants in fright.

"So cute!" The Peach Blossom Demon bent down and picked up Jiu Tungua, who had turned into a rebellious child, and lifted it up to look around, "Is this a shrunken version of Jiu Tun-sama?"

"You woman, let me down quickly! Otherwise, I will be impolite!"

"Wow! Even the tone of voice is so similar!" Peach Blossom Demon was not angry at all, but commented pertinently, "But compared to Master Shuten, the momentum is still a little bit worse."

But the agent who had just recovered from his senses didn't care about letting Hua Niao quickly pack up her makeup and change clothes. She pulled Hua Niao away and asked in horror, "What's going on? I haven't seen you two all night." Even got the baby out?"

"How is it possible!" Hua Yao was a little bit dumbfounded, not to mention that he and Jiu Tun are both men, how to have a child, in terms of time, it is also a fantasy!

"Then what happened to him?"

"He's actually... Jiu Tun's nephew!" Hua Yan explained according to the ID card given by the system, "He was sent to me last night."

"Really?" The manager's eyes were a little suspicious, but he felt relieved seeing Hua Yan's firm face, "Then let's continue talking about today..."

Halfway through the conversation, the manager was choked by two people, one big and one young, who came out of the living room: "You won't tell me that this is also his nephew, right?"

"Uh..." Hua Niao looked at the flower and bird quack in Jiu Tun's arms, twitched the corner of her mouth and said, "This is actually my niece."

The agent had an expression of 'do you think I'm mentally retarded'.

"Tell me the truth, these two children really didn't come from the test-tube babies you two secretly made?" He couldn't believe such a coincidence in the world, the two relatives made an appointment Bring the kids here? "Besides, no matter how you put them together, you will be associated as a family, right? This is too similar!"

The manager looked at the two big boys and the young in front of him, not to mention the red-haired kid, even his hairstyle and even his expression were so similar to Hua Niao's lover, while the one in Jiu Tun's arms had a face and facial features that were so similar. It's as if they were carved out of the same mold as Hua Niao, and the two children are wearing the same frog outfit, which is a bit too coincidental, no matter how you say it!

Hua Niao was speechless for a while, and looked at the current state of Jiu Tungua and Huaniaogua, and it was not because of the manager's misunderstanding. If he didn't know why, he would probably be stimulated to doubt his life when he saw these two little guys.

But it's pretty good now, it's better than seeing a room full of monsters when the manager comes...

Still thinking about how to cover up the matter of the two children, the three-tailed fox leaned out after changing his clothes: "Oh? Is there a guest?"

Hua Niao no longer dared to look at the manager's expression.

"Hua Niao, this is one of your relatives, right?" The manager's voice seemed a little erratic, and he probably didn't expect Hua Niao to be so capable at conjuring three strangers for him in one night. This one still looks so... hot and unrestrained?

"She is the first teacher I invited for the children." Faced with the manager's suspicious eyes, Hua Niao still revealed the identity of the system distribution.

"Enlightenment?" The manager's face became even weirder, and he glanced at the three-tailed fox. The other party's clothes really looked like a teacher, but it wasn't that he was prejudiced against beautiful women. Teacher, wearing a uniform on the other party always feels a little awkward.

Seeing the manager look over, Sanweihu blew a kiss very enthusiastically. His crimson eyes blinked, and the passion in those eyes seemed to be overflowing. It can be considered that the agent who has read countless people is completely fascinated.

Really Want……

"Cough!" Hua Yan winked at Three-tailed Fox, indicating that enough was enough, Three-tailed Fox smiled ambiguously and turned into the room.

Without the temptation from the Three-Tailed Fox, the manager quickly regained his senses. He still had endless aftertaste for the beautiful and coquettish appearance of the Three-Tailed Fox, and became even more suspicious of Hua Niao's words.

The first teacher or something, as a dirty adult, I can't help but think about it, hey!

After a while of flying around, the manager finally let the manager no longer be obsessed with the three new members of his family, and after coaxing Jiu Tungua, Huaniaogua and the three-tailed fox into his bedroom, they were finally able to sit down and talk about business.

"I saw a lot of beer cans in the trash can. Did you drink yesterday?" The manager, who was not disturbed by external factors, possessed himself as a detective for a while, and he found every clue in Hua Yao's house, "On the table There's still pizza left, and I've only eaten half of it, but it's already noon now." The manager sneered, "Did you drink a lot yesterday? Did you get drunk until noon?"

"Besides, as an artist, isn't pizza, a high-calorie fast food, strictly prohibited?" The manager looked resentful, and even complained to Jiu Tun, "As his lover, you don't care What about him? Do you still want his figure and voice?"

Jiu Tun smiled and glanced at Hua Niao, Hua Niao had no choice but to bite the bullet and nod to the manager.

Apart from other things, I really have to quit drinking in the future, especially not drinking it with Jiutun.

"You still have to perform on stage tonight. Is it okay to drink so much yesterday?" The manager was a little worried about the state of Hua's curling voice.

"I'm going to be on stage tonight?" Hua Ling was a little surprised. Yesterday, the manager only said that he was going to the banquet, but he didn't seem to say that he was going to perform on stage, right?

"If you're not performing, what would you be invited to do?" The manager looked surprised. "It's a charity dinner where the participants are all celebrities and superstars. It's already very good for you to get a chance to be invited."

"That's what I said, but..." Hua Wei had a headache, he had only been here for more than a day, and he didn't know any songs or dances that the original owner could sing before!

"I heard that your voice should be fine just now." Now that the manager can't let Hua Niao give up the chance to get it, he can only bite the bullet and say, "You need to sing a song with Kobayashi Yuko, The difficulty of the song is not too great, you have also practiced it before, try to perform well on stage."

"But I..." Hua Ling wanted to say something, but was interrupted by the agent, "Many of the people going this time are people you would never meet, and the organizer is the famous Suzuki Foundation , you seize the opportunity, the resources in those people's hands are beyond our usual imagination..."

The manager turned on the broken thoughts mode again. Hua Ling couldn't find a reason and couldn't intervene, and he couldn't tell the manager directly that his mind was not in the entertainment industry, but wanted to get close to a certain elementary school student. He turned around when he collected enough energy. Leaving, resources and opportunities are actually of no use to him.

However, the manager's next sentence directly made him choose to shut up.

"Mr. Mao Li will also participate this time, try to get in touch with him more, and you need to learn more from him in the follow-up new drama..."

Well, in fact, when he heard about a familiar consortium just now, he should have thought of it. How could Kogoro Mori and Conan and his party be missing from this kind of banquet?

"Let's do some styling now," the agent called the Peach Blossom Demon and the Hair Eater over, "You put on makeup for him, you do his hair, and you!" The agent waved at the bookman, "He wants to wear a Hang up your clothes and iron them, they were still wrinkled in the car just now!"

"Then Jiu Tun, will he go with me?" Hua Yan was pressed to sit down, glanced at the bored Jiu Tun beside him and asked, "Or did you just invite me?"

Since he is going to perform as an artist, it seems a bit unfair for Jiu Tun to follow him.

"Of course he will go too!" The manager gave Hua Yan a strange look, "Isn't Mr. Jiu Tun very famous in the appraisal circle? There are some things on display at this charity dinner, and Mr. Jiu Tun was invited to do it." Identified."

So Shuten still has such a setting!Hua Niao almost knelt down to the system, is Uncle Jiu Tun really qualified for the role of appraiser?

As if seeing what Hua Niao was thinking, Jiu Tun leaned over with a smile, propped himself on the back of Hua Niao's chair and said, "Don't always underestimate me."

Hua Niao was confused by the other party's confident expression, he didn't know how many skills Jiu Tun had!

It takes a long time to do the styling. Fortunately, the Peach Blossom Demon and the Hair Eater seem to have put in a lot of effort. Their proficiency in cosmetics and some styling tools has improved by leaps and bounds. Although they don't look as proficient as professional stylists during the period , There was nothing wrong with it.

"We studied the makeup tutorial all night yesterday!" Peach Blossom Demon blinked playfully, and whispered in Hua Niao's ear while the manager was not paying attention, "Of course you have to make up Mrs. Hua Niao beautifully! "

Hua Yu smiled gratefully, and gave a thank you to the busy two.

Even so, after finishing a whole set of styling and changing clothes, the hour hand pointed to three o'clock in the afternoon.

Jiuten didn't need him to be so troublesome, but in order to cater to the style of the banquet, he also changed into a set of complicated formal attire. It is worth mentioning that Master Jiuten, who seems to have mastered various modern skills, still looks very elegant when wearing a tie. Clumsy, in the end Hua Niao couldn't stand it after finishing the styling, so she went to help Jiu Tun tie it herself.

After the preliminary work is finished, the group is about to rush to the dinner party.Before leaving, Hua Ling was still a little worried, so she went to the bedroom to have a look. Huaniaogua and Jiutungua were both very honest. Be honest right away.

Lantern Ghost and Broom God also stayed in the bedroom very peacefully. His four birds nested in the wine gourd that Jiu Tun took from his mobile phone. The appearance of being bullied by the opponent in Dajiangshan.

Seeing that the atmosphere in the bedroom is so harmonious, Hua Niao felt relieved, said hello to Sanweihu, and rushed to the banquet with her manager.

In the nanny's car, the manager seemed more nervous than Hua Niao who was about to go on stage, pulling Hua Niao and exhorting some precautions helplessly.

"Don't worry, it's fine." Hua Niao has also been in the entertainment industry in the real world, and he understands some things that should be paid attention to.

And to be honest, when he heard that Kogoro Mori would come to a banquet, he subconsciously thought of Conan, and then inexplicably felt that they really don't need to worry too much about today's banquet, because there must be more attention-grabbing things happen.

Faced with Hua Niao's Buddhist state, the manager sighed again, his own artist is good at everything, but he feels that he is not motivated?

Afterwards, there was nothing to say along the way. They didn't have much rest last night except for Jiu Tun. They all took the time to rest and conserve their energy to cope with tonight's dinner.

After arriving at the destination, Hua Niao realized that today's banquet was held on a cruise ship. It was not too late for them to come, but it seemed that many people had already arrived on the deck, and some reporters and media cameras were also facing the deck. Stars and successful people on the Internet are constantly photographed.

On board the boat, the agent said that he would take Peach Blossom Demon and Fat Eater to make arrangements first, while Shu Weng stayed with Hua Niao Jiu Tun.

There are already many people standing on the plywood, and Hua Niao doesn’t know any of them. As for whether they all know Hua Niao, it’s hard to say. In order to avoid the embarrassment of being recognized and then greeted without knowing each other, Hua Niao simply pulled Jiu Tun and Shu Weng to find a corner with relatively few people and stand there.

"Mr. Manager said, I hope Mr. Huayou can socialize more with other people." The bookman flipped through the small notebook in his hand and read, "This time, the guests include the famous directors Matsuzaki Kyoko and Araki Sho, the famous screenwriter Taiyi Tsuji, the famous opera artist……"

"Okay, okay," Hua Yao made a pause gesture, "Scholar, you don't need to be so serious, we might go back sometime, and it's actually useless to make friends with so many people now."

"Okay, if this is Master Huayou's wish." The bookman turned to another page of the book, "However, I still have a copy that I investigated yesterday, which has been emotionally involved with your identity, Master Huayou. people, you see..."

"Show me!" Hua Niao took the book in the hand of the bookman, and at a glance, the densely packed pages were full of people's names, and immediately became dizzy, "Are you serious about this record?"

"Yes," Shuweng adjusted his glasses and said, "I found this last night through various channels of entertainment news from the past few years. These people have been rumored to have sex with you."

Hua Ling looked down again at the paper with dozens of people's names on it, feeling hopeless, and suddenly wanted to give up this task...

But he remembered that his agent said that he kept his ex under strict control. The agent didn't know if that meant that everyone above him could be excluded?

"What are you looking at?" Jiu Tun, who came back from nowhere, held a glass of wine in his hand and drank slowly. When he saw the notebook in Hua Niao's hand, he poked his head curiously, "The list?"

"It's a list of people who have had scandals with Mrs. Hua Yao." Shu Weng explained.

Jiu Tun glanced at it, and said calmly, "It's quite spectacular."

"That's not me, okay!" Hua Yan looked at Jiu Tun and suddenly thought of something, and asked, "Then, can you find the murderer like last time..."

"Although my uncle is very strong, he is not good at everything." Jiu Tun gave Hua Niao a funny look, "But you made me start to wonder who this person is."

Hua Niao sighed heavily when she heard the words, she still has no clue about the two tasks at hand...

"Huh? It's the big brother who helped me yesterday!" A familiar voice sounded, and Hua Niao's body couldn't help but froze.

Sure enough, when he turned his head, he saw Conan walking towards them with two people.

"Hello, I'm Mao Lilan." Wearing a small dress, Mao Lilan extended her hand to Hua Niao friendly, "Thank you for helping Conan."

"Hello, I'm Hua Niao." The other party had already arrived in front of him, and Hua Niao, who couldn't avoid it, could only extend his hand to greet the other party, "It can't be called helping, but in fact, we don't need anything."

"Mr. Hua Niao is from Hua Country! The name is very distinctive!" After briefly shaking hands, he let go, "I have also seen Mr. Hua Niao's movies. You are really a good actor."

Faced with such politeness, he could only nod and smile. He didn't even know what movies he had acted in in this world!

She was the one talking all the time, but her best friend, who is usually very open and cheerful, was quiet instead. Mao Lilan felt a little uncomfortable for a while, especially in front of strangers, she introduced herself to Yuanzi but still did not move, afraid that the other party would think her side was impolite, Mao Lilan secretly tugged at the garden beside her, and asked in a low voice, "Yuanzi?"

"Oh my god, the handsome red-haired guy over there is mine!" Yuanzi regained his composure, and the first sentence almost caused Mao Lilan and Conan to fall down.

"Yuanzi!" Mao Lilan reminded again, "Is that Mr. Hua Niao's companion?"

"Huh? Is that so?" Suzuki Sonoko finally turned his attention to Hua Niao, "Hi, hello, I'm Suzuki Sonoko, welcome to this charity banquet, if you need any help here, you can contact me directly !"

Hua Niao nodded with a smile, this best friend of Mao Lilan really has no airs of a wealthy lady, her personality is also straightforward and cute, and it is very obvious that she likes handsome guys.

"That handsome guy with red hair over there is here with you?" Suzuki Sonoko said to Hua Niao in what she thought was a very low volume. Hua Niao nodded and looked at Jiu Tun, and saw the other's ears move slightly. He moved, obviously hearing the conversation here.

"Well, he, I mean, did he..." Suzuki Sonoko's expression was a little twitchy, and a blush quickly rose on his face when he saw Jiu Tun come over.

"Well, Sister Yuanzi," Conan, who had only said one sentence from the beginning, suddenly said, "If I remember correctly, the big brother over there and brother Huayao are a couple!"

"Eh???"

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This chapter is two in one!

small theater--

Hua Ling: Three-tailed fox, how did you make Jiu Tungua so obedient?

Three-tailed Fox (licking the corners of his lips): Just tell him that if the fox is hungry, the frog can also be eaten.

Hua Niao: ...

Three-tailed Fox: Just kidding~ Master Huayou, you are all very serious~

Wine swallowing & flower and bird quacking (shuddering)

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