After drinking and messing up, I always try to plot against me

A ray of warm sunlight fell on the bed, and the person who was still nestled in the quilt was shaken by the sunlight and struggled to open his eyes.

It was almost noon at this time, Hua Niao rubbed her eyes and sat up, always feeling as if she had forgotten something.

"woke up?"

Looking over with sleepiness, he saw a person standing by the window, and turned to look at him when he got up, and this person was Jiu Tun!

After returning home last night, he gradually remembered things. He held his head, which was still in pain after a hangover, and wailed in his heart. He really didn't have a long memory. The lady was in a bad mood, and she broke the precept easily again!

The picture couldn't be more familiar now!The same is true for waking up drunk last time, why is he always drunk and unconscious in front of Jiu Tun!Thinking of her own state after being drunk last time, Hua Ling no longer dared to go to see Jiu Tun...

And he remembered drinking too much last time, Jiu Tun slept with him, and this time there was only one bed in the room, so they slept together for another night?

"Well, I, we..." Hua Ling turned her head and looked at the bed, only to find that a large bed was sleeping in the middle, almost occupying the entire space, and one of the two pillows was lying on it by itself, and the other was already sleeping on it. I don't know when he was kicked to the ground by his bold sleeping position.

Look at Shuten again, he was still wearing yesterday's clothes, as if he hadn't taken them off at all.

Could it be that Jiu Tun didn't go to bed last night because he was afraid that he would mind?

Brainstorming this conclusion, Hua Niao was overwhelmed by guilt when she looked at the pajamas she had put on.It's a bit unfair to ask the other party to take care of you when you're drunk, but in the end, they have to take care that you don't even have a place to sleep and rest.

"Well, let's sleep together from now on!" Feeling that he couldn't be so wronged and swallowed wine, Hua Niao simply said this, "We are both men anyway, and the misunderstanding has been resolved, I don't mind!" After finishing speaking, he added cautiously, "You don't mind, do you?"

"Of course I don't mind." Looking at Hua Yao with a somewhat embarrassed expression, Jiu Tun felt that the other party might have misunderstood something, but thinking about the situation where the other party pestered him last night and insisted that he hugged him to sleep, Jiu Tun felt that it was still annoying. It is better for this misunderstanding to continue.

Naturally, he doesn't mind sleeping with the other party, provided that Hua Niao doesn't try to attack his key parts while having those colorful dreams.However, yesterday he seemed to have found a trick to prevent the other party from sleeping dishonestly, that is, to hug the other party tightly when the other party came over, so that he would sleep obediently and obediently until dawn.

"Then it's settled! I'm going to take a shower first!" I started drinking when I came back last night, and then fell asleep in a daze after getting drunk. Greeting, he went into the bathroom.

There were some water stains on the floor of the bathroom, and some toiletries on the sink had been tampered with. The only person in this room was Shuten, so it should be that he used it before he woke up.

Thinking of this, Hua Niao couldn't help sighing, Uncle Jiuten has only been here for a day, since yesterday he didn't even know how to wear clothes, and now he knows so much about modern things that he can even drive a car, I really have to sigh his learning ability.

However, Hua Niao, who was still troubled by hangover and headache, was so dull that she didn't expect that the other party would not change clothes after taking a bath...

After taking a shower and going out, Hua Niao received another surprise from Jiu Tun. Looking at the delivery pizza on the table, he felt that Jiu Tun was more like a modern person than himself, and he even knew how to order takeaway!Awesome, my Lord Ghost King!

While eating the pizza he swallowed with wine, Hua Yao took out the rewards he got after completing the two tasks yesterday, one was the blue ticket given by the murderer, and the other was the two broken charms given by the search for Mie Nakasato's secret, and the remaining The next experience has been divided equally between myself and each shikigami, and Yuhun has to wait until the shikigami are around to distribute it, but the three summoning symbols obtained can already be used for summoning.

"A new monster is coming?" Looking at Hua Niao's actions, Jiu Tun knew that the other party was about to start summoning again.

Hua Niao nodded, took out the blue talisman first, and drew a pentagram on it with her fingers.

There was a flash of white light, and before he had time to see what was summoned, he saw a figure flash, and a person was hung on his arm.

"Ala, are you my master?" The soft and charming voice seemed to stick to the ear wall as soon as it came into my ears, and made half of my body go numb after hearing it. "Did you call me out to play with me?"

Feeling the soft chest pressed against his arms, Hua Niao couldn't help but froze. He had been single for so many years, and this was the first time he had such close contact with the opposite sex!Miss sister, is it really okay for you to be so active!

Looking sideways, he met a pair of crimson eyes, which seemed to be full of infinite affection and charm looking towards him, like a bend of spring water, one could not help but indulge in it.

Lowering her head again, a pair of snow-white crisp breasts were pressing on her arms. Being hit by such a scene, Hua Niao's nose felt itchy, and she hurriedly pushed away the new Shikigami hanging on her arm, and said with panicked eyes: "That, You, don't do this!"

As if pleased by Hua Yao's innocent reaction, the new Shiki couldn't help but giggled, and didn't stop until Jiu Tun, who was sitting next to him, knocked on the table gently.

"Wow! How fierce!" The three red tails swayed behind him, and the newly summoned three-tailed fox pretended to hide behind Hua Ling, and said in his ear, "So master, do you like this type? ?”

"Wh, what type?" Facing such an unrestrained three-tailed fox, Hua Niao's eyes still hesitated when he looked at her, and he naturally didn't understand the three-tailed fox's teasing and flustered at the first time.

"Here is a set of clothes, go and change them quickly. There are many things you need to learn in the place where we are now. After you change your clothes, I will teach you slowly." Take out the clothes you got from the system and pass them over , Hua Niao still didn't dare to look directly at the other party.

The three-tailed fox also knew enough was enough, what's more, there was a Shashen with a dark face beside her, so she stopped making troubles, took the clothes and went to change.

As soon as the three-tailed fox left, Hua Niao finally breathed a sigh of relief, and simply picked up the next spell and started summoning.

Compared with the blue talisman, the summoning of the gray talisman has much weaker light, but this time the summoning is different from the previous three times, because after pointing the gray talisman with his finger, Hua Niao clearly saw a big green croak appearing on it. .

"Gah!" Jiu Tungua appeared without warning, with red braids, a simple wine gourd on his back, and pectoral and abdominal muscles drawn with pens on his chest and abdomen.

"What is this?" Jiu Tun stretched out his hand, grabbing Jiu Tungua's braid like a carrot and lifted him up, "Frog?"

"Let go of me, sir! Gua!" The little Jiu Tun Gua was holding his braids, waving his limbs in an attempt to break free from Jiu Tun's grip, but because of the disparity in strength, he could only be held by Jiu Tun and let him look at him.

Jiu Tun was carrying Jiu Tungua, this picture just appeared in front of him, coupled with the interaction between the two, it was really joyful, even Jiu Tun's Jiu Gourd was unwilling to be lonely and changed back from the mobile phone chain, lying down On the table, he burped heavily at Jiu Tungua.

"Pfft!" After holding back and holding back, she finally recovered from the embarrassment of summoning the three-tailed fox just now, Hua Niao simply thumped the table and laughed, "Hahahahaha!"

"You can still summon this kind of thing?" Jiu Tun found it very interesting, turned Jiu Tun Gua around and studied it again and again, "Is this an imitation show of my uncle?"

"It can also be understood in this way?" Hua Yu burst into tears and laughed, lying on the table and desperately holding back her laughter.

"Is it painted here?" Reaching out to wipe the marks on Jiu Tungua's abdomen, a lot of ink marks were wiped off, "Did you draw it crooked on purpose? It's quite cute."

"Don't touch my uncle's abdominal muscles anymore, or I will make you look good!"

Wiping the tears from the corners of his eyes, Hua Niao took out the last gray talisman, Jiu Tun looked at it and asked on a whim: "Since there are some who imitate me, then there should be some who imitate you, right?"

Hua Niao paused for a moment, hesitant to draw the talisman, but then he said firmly as if he had figured it out: "It doesn't exist!"

He was deeply touched by how low the probability of getting a croak from a gray talisman was, how could it be possible to get a croak from two gray talismans in a row?

Being mentally prepared, Hua Niao pointed her finger up, but in the next second she was slapped in the face.

"Where is this place? Quack?" With two oranges on his chest that were about to come out, flying behind him didn't look like a picture scroll but rather like a charlatan's flag. With such a strange image, another SSN appeared.

It also happened to be flowers and birds.

"Doesn't exist? Huh?" Jiu Tun put the Jiu Tun Gua Gua in his hand aside, pulled the flower and bird Gua Gua over, and asked with a smile, "Why are there two oranges on your chest? I remember you don't have any?"

Shuten-sama, you have too many questions!Did he mean to say that his two oranges were eaten by Shuten-san before he met him?

Just as he was thinking about how to divert Jiu Tun's attention so as to divert the topic, his doorbell rang.

Turning on the videophone, his manager's face appeared on the screen with a desperate expression, "Ancestor Huayou! Did you forget what I said to you yesterday! There is an event today, Look at what time it is!"

"Hurry up! Let me go up, I've brought all the clothes you need to wear!"

broken!He completely forgot about today's event!Now that he has shikigami in the house, how can he let his agent come up!

The author has something to say:

Small Theater 1——

Hua Niao: I'm really sorry, because you didn't sleep all night, and you didn't even change your clothes...

Shuten (Don't tell the other party that there are actually two sets of the same clothes in the closet.)

Small Theater 2——

One time, the Peach Blossom Demon came to the bedroom of Hua Niao and Jiu Tun, and found that there was only one pillow on the bed.

Peach Blossom Demon: Why is there only one pillow on the bed between Lord Huayao and Lord Jiuten?

Three-Tailed Fox: Probably Master Huayou doesn’t need a pillow.

Peach Blossom Demon: Hey, what is Mrs. Hua Niao sleeping on?

The three-tailed fox pointed to Shuten's arm: that's probably it!