Huang Liang Yi Meng

([-]) The perspective of the courier boy

Milan Kundera: When man thinks, God laughs.

Marshall Field: The customer is king.

Courier Brother: When Ma Yun thinks, "God" laughs. When "God" laughed, the little brother cried out.

Yes, I am the courier boy who wants to complain but has no time or energy to do so.There are still cold buns hanging on my electric three-wheeled "BMW", but now I have to send out the 111th express shipment of today.

Today is November 11th, a shopping festival where hand-choppers revel in the night but mourn their wallets.A few years ago, this day was just "Singles' Day", and a few years ago, it was just an ordinary day in 11 days a year.And now, for me, this is a huge challenge, and I will be too busy to fly for a while.

As a "single dog", on this day I can neither celebrate the festival nor have time to shop, but the address of the 111th express delivery is still No. 1, Unit 1, Building 1101, Longtu Garden Community, all of which are "1" , as if a mockery from God.

But also because of the coincidence of this number, I paid a little attention to this courier.The delivery time was early this morning, and the store delivered the goods so quickly, which is really fast.However, seeing the requirement of "important items must be delivered today" in the remarks, and choosing our company's express delivery, which is famous for its speed and price, it is not surprising that it can be delivered at this time.

Once at the recipient's door, I knocked, but no one answered.I made a call according to the information on the list: "Hello, is this Mr. Chen Mo? Your courier has arrived, but there seems to be no one at home."

This person's screen name is really random, and it's almost the same as his real name.The recipient's name is "Chen Mo", and the screen name is "Silent Dufan". What does "dufan" mean?I don't understand.

The voice of the other party is very pleasant, it is the kind of bass with its own reverberation, and its attitude is very polite: "Please ask my neighbor 1102 to collect it for you. I have agreed with him, thank you."

Although it is immoral to guess the privacy of customers, as a professional courier, I still have some understanding of the sending address and the possible items in the courier box.This day, for those who have a partner, is a good day to indulge, and these things are also very useful.

The girl who opened the door at 1102 was a little girl wearing black round glasses. She looked just like Ding Xiaoyu (translated name of Ala Lei in Chinese version) in the animation. She was cute and seemed to be living alone.She probably knew what was inside. She blushed when she received the mail. I knew she wasn't blushing because of me. Although I knew I looked good, it wasn't good enough to make people blush.

This kind of thing is collected by neighbors of the opposite sex. Could it be that these two people are... This girl is really an adult.

Hey, forget it, I, a courier brother, why bother.

([-]) The driver’s perspective

Venue: In front of the bar "All Come"

When: November 11, 11pm.

Number of customers: 2 people.

I received another order for a replacement driver. Although I also hope that the business will be prosperous, I have received a lot of work today. This is the last order for today.

"Hello, who is Mr. Chen?" I asked the two people standing on the side of the car.

One of them, who looked younger, answered my words: "I am, here is the key, please."

I looked at the person beside him: "Do you need to take this gentleman home first?"

Mr. Chen replied: "No, just drive directly to the parking lot of Longtu Garden Community."

I was wondering if they were neighbors, which would save trouble, but another person said, "We live together." After speaking, he smiled at Mr. Chen.

……

Tsk tsk, I really don't know how to respond, I don't want to know this, I'm still a baby, the kind of single mother, it's immoral for you to hurt the baby like this!Don't look at each other anymore, the baby doesn't wear sunglasses at night, I don't want to be blinded!

According to past experience, the car owner will usually sit in the co-pilot and help me guide the way. Some people are not at ease to drive on behalf of the driver, and will pay attention to me throughout the process, for fear that I will hurt the car or make a wrong operation.But this Mr. Chen sat in the back row with another one without hesitation. Although I don't want to know what you are doing, I will inevitably see it when I look at the road conditions through the rearview mirror!I know this is your car, but can you restrain yourself a little bit!

Why should I take this order, why!Recently, a courier brother known as "Wu Yanzu in the courier industry" has been chasing me. The baby doesn't want to be bent, and the baby will hold on soon!

However, these two seem...too well-matched and harmonious!It seems that there is nothing wrong with two men falling in love...

Huh?What's wrong with me……

([-]) Six children's perspective

Liuwa: You can't see me, but I can see you, hahaha!

I am Liuwa, the legendary invisible man, I do not exist, but I am everywhere.For example, right now, I just happened to appear in the underground parking lot of Longtu Garden District, and saw Chen Yidu and Mo Fan get out of the car, and hooked their shoulders to the elevator without any scruples under the staring stare of the surrogate driver.

At the gate of 1101, Chen Yidu patted Mo Fan on the shoulder: "You go in first, I will ask Lin Ju to pick up a courier."

Mo Fan showed suspicion, but Chen Yidu pursed his lips and smiled, he obediently took out the key and entered the house as if he was fascinated by a fox spirit.

Chen Yidu put one hand in his pocket, and lightly knocked on the door of 1102 with the other.Soon, Lin Ju held the package and opened the door.

"Sorry, I came back a bit late, didn't it delay your rest?" Chen Yidu lowered his head and talked to Lin Ju in a gentlemanly manner.

Lin Ju also seemed to be possessed by a Gu, and shook his head shyly: "No, I went to bed very late."

Really, knowing that Du Zong's heart belongs to you is not you, but you still treat him so well.Appearance is justice. In fact, my appearance is also good, but you have no chance to see it.

"Then thank you!" Chen Yidu took the package and prepared to go home.

"Mr. Chen!" Lin Ju stopped him suddenly. When he turned around, he saw Lin Ju making a gesture of cheering, and mouthed: "GOODLUCK!"

Chen Yidu patted his chest confidently, nodded and smiled.

In the room, Mo Fan, who came back to the memory, realized that it is better to strike first, and then to suffer, so he made preparations to "greet" Chen Yidu at the door early.

As soon as the door opened, Mo Fan rushed forward. Before Chen Yidu could say a word, he was pressed against the wall and sealed.

Chen Yidu held the courier box in one hand, walked around Mo Fan with the other, wrapped his arms around his waist, and patted him twice, signaling him to stop talking first.After comforting for 2 minutes, Mo Fan reluctantly closed his mouth, but still did not let go.

Chen Yidu panted, and whispered in Mo Fan's ear: "Brother, you are too impatient, let me put down the package first, my hands are sore."

Mo Fan squeezed Chen Yidu's waist, he let it go when he felt that it was worth it.

Chen Yidu went back to the house to put down the package, and Mo Fan followed behind, walking step by step.Chen Yidu turned his head, suppressed a smile and put on a straight face, pretending to be unhappy, pointing to the door and issuing orders: "You, go take a shower first."

Mo Fan held Chen Yidu's hand with both hands, blinked: "Let's go together."

Chen Yidu waved his hands: "Don't push yourself too hard, my family, listen to me!"

Mo Fan pursed his lips, turned around and bowed his head to leave, when he heard Chen Yidu say behind him: "Washing together is easy to wipe the gun and misfire, it's the first time, don't be too intense, let's start from the basics."

After hearing this, Mo Fan immediately changed his face, laughed like a flower, and went straight to the bathroom.

Chen Yidu's house has two bathrooms, he took a shower first, changed into comfortable pajamas, opened the express box, took out the items inside one by one, and placed them on the bed.

When Mo Fan entered Chen Yidu's room again, he saw Chen Yidu leaning against the wall beside the bed.

Chen Yidu pouted in the direction of the bed, and Mo Fan noticed the row of extra items, he couldn't help but trembled: "Are you trying...to rob?"

"Well, robbery. Take a look, which one do you want to use?"

Hemp rope, blindfolds, leather handcuffs, candles...

Mo Fan showed embarrassment, and stretched out his hand to stroke Chen Yidu's cheek: "For you, I can't bear to use these things."

Chen Yidu pushed Mo Fan away, sending out a dangerous signal. He held a small horsewhip in his outstretched hand from behind, and raised Mo Fan's chin: "Who said it was used on me? I let you pick it for your enjoyment." Well."

Mo Fan took two steps back, stumbled, and fell on the bed. Looking at Chen Yidu who was getting closer and closer, Mo Fan panicked: "No, didn't you say that you shouldn't be so exciting for the first time? Let's start with the basics. "

Chen Yidu snapped his fingers in front of Mo Fan, stood up, and his smile became gentle: "Hey, that's right."

Mo Fan suddenly realized that he was fooled by Chen Yidu. He didn't expect Chen Yidu to understand psychology. First, he put forward a condition that he would definitely reject, making him think that he had no choice but to take the initiative to choose another condition. He would never agreed option.

Mo Fan started: "You! You lied to me!"

Chen Yidu smiled and said, "I'm not as good at lying as you are. I've always been serious to you, but sometimes I didn't fully explain it."

Chen Yidu slowly leaned over again, and whispered in Mo Fan's ear with his characteristic low voice: "I heard that domineering president gong is popular now, what do you think? Hmm?"

Mo Fan complained incessantly. He wondered if this was the retribution of asking the "God" to brake suddenly on Bao Zheng in his dream. He wanted to drive back to the car by himself, but he didn't expect the car to roll over instead of leaving...

"This is not the right direction, Mr. Du, anyway, people have to call me 'Mr. Mo', isn't it the same for me?" Mo Fan smiled a little fake.

"Didn't you say the meat compensation? You have lied to me for so many years, and I haven't even asked for the interest yet."

At this time, Mo Fan was forced to lie flat on the bed by Chen Yidu. Chen Yidu threw away the whip in his hand, picked up the blindfold and put it on Mo Fan.

"Hey, what are you doing?"

"Shh, you'll find out later, listen to me tonight."

Oh, it's really charming for a bass like Chen Yidu to say such things in a breathy voice!

Chen Yidu took the tie he had untied not long ago by the pillow, and swiped the tie back and forth on Mo Fan's face.

"What is this?" Mo Fan asked, wanting to reach out to grab it, but just as he raised his hand, Chen Yidu grabbed it and couldn't move.

"Do you feel it?"

"tie?"

"Correct answer! You are rewarded with the right to wear a tie."

Chen Yidu grabbed Mo Fan's hands, wrapped the tie around Mo Fan's wrists, and tightened it on his chest.

Mo Fan, who was restrained, was a little nervous: "Your tie is very expensive, it will wrinkle like this, what a waste."

Chen Yidu pressed his cheek against his face, and whispered in his ear: "I made it myself, and it gets wrinkled as soon as it gets wrinkled. I won't tie this piece again in the future. I'll keep it as a souvenir."

Mo Fan's heart is broken, let Mr. Du be the domineering president this time, anyway, sooner or later he can get him back with profit, as long as it is with him, it doesn't matter who goes up or down.

Mo Fan raised his hands that were covered under the quilt, wrapped them around Chen Yidu's neck, arched his body forward, and approached Chen Yidu's chest, using his teeth to unbutton his pajamas bit by bit.

His eyes were blindfolded and his movements were inconvenient, which made Mo Fan feel a little dissatisfied: he knew what he was going to do, so why should he fasten it?

When unbuttoning, Mo Fan's lips and tongue would inevitably touch the skin under Chen Yidu's shirt. The coldness on his chest made Chen Yidu's body tremble slightly, and he was not idle.Mo Fan didn't button his clothes, Chen Yidu easily pulled his pajamas to the sides, Mo Fan's chest was unreservedly exposed in front of Chen Yidu.

Chen Yidu held Mo Fan's head with both hands, and his kiss followed the edge of Mo Fan's eyepatch, his ear pinna, and neck down a little bit, and landed on the pink spot on Mo Fan's left chest.With his eyes closed, he used the tip of his tongue to draw a little circle around it, flicking it up and down, rubbing another spot of pink with his left hand, gently squeezing it slowly, and the two spots of red stood up like mushrooms after rain.Chen Yidu's right hand was still going downstream, reaching his waist, he pulled open his pajama pants, put his hand in, and touched him back and forth.

"Brother, have you had a prostate examination?" Chen Yidu's voice was still so low, but it was a little more hoarse, adding some sexiness and lust.

At this moment, Mo Fan was already numb from Chen Yidu. Hearing his sudden question, he didn't understand, so he said, "No, why did you ask this suddenly?"

"Do you want to see me?" Chen Yidu suddenly stopped and changed the subject.

Of course Mo Fan thought about it, he nodded and made a "hmm" sound.

"Please." Chen Yidu ordered.

It's a little fun, let him go.Mo Fan thought so, and said without sincerity: "Please!"

Of course, Chen Yidu was dissatisfied with such a superficial tone, with a bit of resentment, he pinched him: "Say you love me."

Mo Fan knew that Chen Yidu was serious this time, and he responded seriously: "I love you, I love you the most, Adu."

Chen Yidu responded with satisfaction: "I love you too, brother".

The word "brother" has nine twists and eighteen bends, which is very emotional.

Chen Yidu adjusted his posture a little, facing the top of Mo Fan's head. He hooked Mo Fan's chin with the index finger of his left hand, and pinched it with his thumb. Mo Fan felt pain. When he opened his eyes, Chen Yidu's right hand also tore off his blindfold.The first image Mo Fan saw after regaining his sight was Chen Yidu's evil eyes and smile.

"I have a classmate who studied medicine. He studied orthopedics when he was studying abroad in Germany. His surname is Zhao. He is now in the Central Hospital. He has a good friend. We met when we had dinner together. He is in the Department of Urology and specializes in helping people. Finger examination, prostate fluid examination."

Mo Fan was confused and didn't know what Chen Yidu was going to say next.While Chen Yidu was talking, he opened the drawer of the bedside table with his right hand, took out a tube of special lubricant for sex, and shook it in front of Mo Fan.

"What do you mean?" Although Mo Fan knew what was going to happen next, it was the first time after all, so he was still a little flustered.

"I asked him about the finger test, but I haven't practiced it yet, why don't we try it?"

([-] words are omitted below. Reason: Liuwa, I am still a baby, and I am most afraid of doctors. When I heard Chen Yidu’s description, I suddenly felt the chrysanthemum tighten, and decided to run away. When I came back, Chen Yidu seemed to be telling Mo Fan a story. )

Chen Yidu was above Mo Fan, talking to Mo Fan while making preparations.Mo Fan's blindfolds were back on his eyes.

"Brother, don't be nervous, you can't see, let me tell you."

Mo Fan made a "woo hoo" sound, oh, it turns out his mouth was blocked...

"Today we are talking about a fairy tale. The main character is a little turtle. It is going to visit a new friend in a cave. The little turtle walked up to a small cave, poked its head out, and knocked three times on the entrance of the cave, as if hearing a voice. Respond to it: 'Come in, come in!'

The little turtle stretched its neck and poked in.It was a little tight at first, but the little tortoise felt that his head was about to be squeezed flat, so he backed away. "

Chen Yidu seemed to be resisted, he patted the small buttocks of the person under him: "Relax."

His words seemed to have some effect, so he continued: "The little turtle felt that it was not so tight, so it went deeper."

Mo Fan twisted his body and made another "woo hoo" sound.

Chen Yidu sighed, bit out the handkerchief from Mo Fan's mouth, and let him speak.

"Hey, is your little turtle a giraffe? It has such a long neck?"

"This is just the beginning, don't worry, brother."

Chen Yidu continued: "The little turtle continued to walk forward, searching and searching, and finally found that point."

At the same time, Mo Fan bit his lip and said "hmm".

"Yes, it's here. The little turtle is very happy, running back and forth in the cave, running in and out..."

This day is November 11th, the first time for Chen Yidu and Mo Fan.On this day decades ago, Bao Zheng and Mo Fan met for the first time on the rooftop.

([-]) afterwards

The next morning, everything felt familiar.

Chen Yidu fried eggs, Mo Fan sat at the table with two layers of cushions on the chair.

Chen Yidu asked: "Brother, what do you eat?"

Mo Fan said: "Same as you."

Chen Yidu suddenly approached, and the tip of their noses touched: "I want to eat you"

Mo Fan met his gaze and raised the corner of his mouth: "Same as you."

"I like you"

Mo Fan paused: "I love you"

Chen Yidu smiled: "Same as you"

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I am a slag, I will never write again