Emperor star descends to earth

Ziwei has always felt that Ah San's deity has an indescribably weird feeling.

Take Shiva as an example, one of the three gods with the highest status in Hinduism, but he has two personalities of destruction and creation at the same time. What a strange thing happened.

It is recorded in a Hindu story that Brahma, the Supreme God, invited Shiva to create the world together. Obviously, he went to sleep in the sea without taking it seriously, but when he woke up, he saw that Brahma had already taken care of the world. He was very angry. In a fit of rage... he swung his knife from the palace.

A good god became a eunuch in this way.

Ziwei suspects that Shiva may not have a good mind.

Only a psychopath would do such a thing!

The performance of the head lowering technique usually requires a certain medium, but using a god image as a medium is unheard of even by Daoist Xu.

He looked at the statue of Shiva in the box over and over several times, and pondered: "It seems to have been illuminated."

This is even more strange.

Although this statue of Shiva is a gentle statue, but after the light is turned on, the gods have their own perception. No matter how wonderful the brain of this god is, he is also a genuine god. He is not comparable to the evil gods like Paying. thing?

Unless it is the acquiescence of the gods.

Ziwei thought for a while and said: "Some religions are very xenophobic. If you are not a believer, you will not protect them. Shiva will not be like this..."

It could even be worse.

Didn't Wu Luo say that the dark shadow in the dream asked him to dedicate himself to the god, could this god be Shiva?

Using the lives of mortals to strengthen the divine power outside the place of faith is really a good idea.

Daoist Xu was startled.Daoism is compatible with each other, and they are not too demanding on the matter of belief, and they pay more attention to self-cultivation, which he didn't think of for a while.

If it is as Ziwei guessed, there will be a big mess.

The matter has come to this point, they can't call Shiva out to confront each other, the most urgent thing is to save Wu Luo first.

But the crux of the matter could not be found, and Daoist Xu was at a loss.

"Hey, what's so annoying." Ziwei shrugged, "We have a house full of fairies, it's time to use them."

Pick up your phone and make a call.

Daoist Xu: ...

Elder Xu Dao blushed, and wanted to stop the store manager from ordering his priest, but he didn't seem to have any position.

The priests are now employees of the store manager. It is theoretically correct for the boss to assign tasks to the employees?

Alas, it must be that their Taoism is too Buddhist, even the gods have no prestige, and if they are used as material to write gengji novels, they will not talk about it, and no one will be in awe of them face to face.

Ziwei: "Hey, Changsheng, it's me. Are you idle? Oh, it's like this. I have a customer who has been attacked by insects. Yes, ask if anyone can solve this..."

Wu Luo sat on the spot in a daze.

Lin Zishen passed by just now, and the words that the actor said on Weibo before flashed into his mind instantly.

[I'm not qualified to be a store clerk. 】

Who is good enough?The Taoist in front of him?

Everything experienced in the past few days has reorganized Wu Luo's three views several times.Although he used to be a brainless fan of star shifting, he has always firmly believed that the products of this company only use some high-tech means that are inconvenient to disclose. Now that he thinks about it carefully, it seems that the theory of ghosts and gods can explain it more clearly?

Then he asked Daoist Xu, "Daoist, Zi... Who is Master Zi calling?"

Daoist Xu was ashamed in his heart, but he didn't show it on his face. He said gently: "Don't mind, your situation is a bit complicated. The store manager is asking God for help."

What he said was quite tactful, but Ziwei had already spoken to Tianshi Sa, and that tone could not be called "please".

Wu Luo said dumbly: "...have you asked God to call now?"

Is there a signal tower in Tianting?

Daoist Xu opened his eyes and spoke nonsense, and said righteously: "The times are developing, are gods not allowed to use the phone?"

Wu Luo was speechless.

If this is the case, when your company develops mobile communication business, can you still invite Jade Emperor to speak for you?

Oh, no need for the future, just the current "7G" can be invited.

The 7G communication between the stars and the stars, the Jade Emperor said it was fast when he used it.

Don't worry about passing the trial but failing the trial, let the old man support dreams for each joint, and the effect will be great.

For the first time since Wu Luo entered the door, he suspected that he might have been fooled.

Ziwei hung up the phone, slapped her thigh and said, "Your idea is brilliant, why didn't I think of it! But the Jade Emperor is impossible, maybe we can ask Yan Luowang to help you advertise?"

Wu Luo:? ? ?

Master, are you serious?

No, how does the master know what I'm thinking!

Wu Luo was terrified.

Ziwei's expression was complicated: "...Thank you for speaking out what's on your mind, I'm not deaf."

Wu Luo: ...

People who have been dropped out often have chaotic thinking, can't distinguish reality from imagination, and tell their mental activities to their mouths.

Changsheng soon arrived with Sa Tianshi.

Wu Luo saw that the temperament of these two people was unusual, one was indifferent and cold, and the other was as gentle as a spring breeze, they really looked like gods.

I would rather believe it than believe it, and immediately got up, hesitating whether to kneel down or not.

Ziwei hurriedly pressed him back, and said as a matter of course: "Customers are God, these are our own employees, you don't need to greet them specially."

Wu Luo: ...?

Is that right?

Tianshi Sa reminded speechlessly: "President Zi, God is a Christian next door, and we are not under his control."

Ziwei: "Then you treat him as the Jade Emperor?"

Sa Tianshi: ...

Even if you are Emperor Ziwei, don't say such things casually, let me tell you that Jade Emperor has a really bad temper!

Chang Sheng silently reached out his hand to cover Ziwei's lips, and said flatly, "Jie Jiang."

Sa Tian's teacher is as good as a stream: "Oh!"

He made Wu Luo lie flat, felt his pulse and rolled his eyes, looking carefully.

Wu Luo panicked a lot.

My thoughts bounced back and forth between "Is he a god? If the extras are so good at acting" and "Do gods have to take their pulse when they see a doctor?"

But Ziwei was a little dissatisfied, licked Changsheng's fingertips, squinted and said: "Did you eat spicy rabbit head behind my back? Why do your fingers have a spicy taste?"

Changsheng actually failed his studies and started to eat alone!

Changsheng: ...

Changsheng's ear tips were slightly red, he put his hand down, and whispered next to him: "I learned to make some for you, and it's in the refrigerator."

He wanted to surprise Ziwei, but failed several times before he succeeded in making a few. He had washed his hands several times, but Ziwei still tasted it.

Ziwei's face turned from cloudy to sunny, and said with a smile: "You are so kind to me."

Ziwei's breath was close at hand, Changsheng turned his head stiffly, and hummed.

Daoist Xu simply didn't see it.

This is in front of the gods and guests, these two are really good!No shame no shame!

Tianshi Sa didn't even raise his eyelids.About the gossip about the two great emperors, everyone knows about the gossip spread by Tianpengzao, isn't it just that two thousand-year-old bachelors met each other and got together, which is nothing big compared to Tianbeng.

"Okay, it didn't spread, you eat this." He took out a black ball and stuffed it into Wu Luo's mouth.

Wu Luo smelled that the meatball was extremely smelly, and he didn't know what kind of three-no product it was from. He was about to refuse it, but his body swallowed it on its own initiative.

He was so hungry that he was so dazed that he almost didn't pick up his arms and gnaw on it. As soon as the black balls reached his mouth, he couldn't help but want to eat them.

Ziwei covered her nose and fanned the wind: "What is this?"

These gods won't make alchemy in the dormitory, right? !What to do if the furnace is fried!He can't afford to pay for a residential building in the city center!

Tianshi Sa smiled and said, "Tianpeng's foot mud."

I asked him to rub it fresh before coming here just in case, it was quite fresh.

Wu Luo:! ! !

Although I don't know who the canopy is, but the muddy feet!

"vomit!"

Very presciently, Tianshi Sa copied the basin to pick it up.

Wu Luo vomited for ten minutes.

He stopped for a while on the way, opened his foggy eyes and glanced at the vomit in the eye basin, his whole face turned pale, his body became stiff as iron, and he vomited more and more violently. All the bile was spit out.

There is no food residue in the basin, it is full of red insect eggs!

There are even a few bright red Gu worms with broken egg shells slowly wriggling in the black water!

Thinking that his stomach was full of these things, Wu Luo was just about to pass out with black eyes.

He vomited until he had nothing to vomit, so he asked the immortal master for pills by himself.

"It's not good to eat too much of that thing." Tianshi Sa said.

The feet on the canopy hadn't been washed for many years, and they were full of germs. If it weren't for the poor conditions, he wouldn't use them, and the sequelae didn't know how many.

"Open your mouth and let me see."

Wu Luo trembled and opened his mouth.

"Okay, I've spit it all out. I'll write you a prescription, and I'll grab some medicine to replenish my vitality later."

After finishing speaking, Tianshi Sa spread out his right hand.

The whole room looked at him inexplicably.What do you mean?

Only then did Tianshi Sa suddenly realize that he was in the mortal world, how could there be a Taoist boy to send him, coughed awkwardly, and asked Ziwei: "...Mr. Zi, do you have a pen and paper?"

Ziwei deeply felt that he was too backward: "Can't you add a WeChat to send messages to people?"

The paper is not easy to keep, and if it is lost, the customer has to go back again.

Sa Tianshi: ...

It's been less than three days since he started playing with his mobile phone, so he hasn't developed a habit yet, okay?

Wu Luo was convinced, and finally believed that this was a god, flattered and said: "Can I add a god on WeChat?"

He was really afraid, if it wasn't for Master Ziwei, his little life would have been gone long ago!

Even at this moment, Wu Luo couldn't be completely relieved.With so many bugs in his stomach, he didn't feel at all. It would be fine if one or two were left behind.

Zi smiled and said: "Our company's after-sales service is very good, of course we can add it. If you still feel unwell, please feel free to ask."

Wu Luo nodded in surprise, and hurriedly took out her phone.

Tianshi Sa curled his lips, very reluctant.

In the past, which believer asked him not to burn incense for sacrifice, but this person didn't even bring a single incense, and he was asked to take care of the after-sales service?

Ziwei said in time: "This is extra work, and I will share it with you."

Sa Tianshi burst into laughter immediately, adding more positive messages than Wu Luo.

Wu Luo: ...

Are gods also greedy for a share?

Seeing that the matter was mostly settled, Ziwei rubbed her hands, and said impatiently, "Let's talk about the fees? By the way, Mr. Wu, our company has just opened the business of inviting gods. Would you like to apply for a VIP card by the way?"

Wu Luo: ...

Wu Luo was still a little dazed when he walked out of Dou Zhuan Xing Yi with his VIP card in his arms. He had suffered too many shocks at once, and his mind was a little dizzy.

What is the name of that fairy?

Forget it, send a WeChat message back and ask, if there is a chance, I must go to his temple to worship.

So is Dou Zhuan Xing Yi a technology company?

So confused.

The author has something to say:

Little angels, Chirp, I will try to finish it before December!

感谢在2019-11-1618：37：12～2019-11-1720：50：29期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦～

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 10 bottles of Lisheng;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!