Emperor star descends to earth

Director Sun called Ziwei early the next morning to inform Ziwei of the bad news: Ganha had escaped from prison.

Director Sun was furious: "It took us a long time to decide the charges, damn it!"

No one in the police station knew how Ganha escaped.There was nothing abnormal in the surveillance video, even the lock on the door of the detention center was not damaged, but none of the policemen or criminals saw what Ganha did, as if he disappeared in the blink of an eye.

This is not surprising, that day the thunderbolt clearly struck him, Ganha still had the strength to escape, there is no expert in the police station, and Ziwei also regrets that she didn't think carefully about this level.

He sighed unceasingly, and said wryly, "If I had known earlier, I would have killed him and let King Yama take him back!"

Changsheng is noncommittal.

If Shuoha is really that pawn, I am afraid that King Yama will not be able to keep him.

It's just that, he has become more and more sure that Ganha didn't care to break into the annual meeting the day before, it was a temptation to go the wrong way.

Changsheng drank his saliva and stood up, said to Ziwei: "I'll go to the next door."

Ziwei nodded casually and continued to browse the mobile game.

The gods in the advisory department wandered around all day long, and quite a few of them gave orders to ordinary people, and Ziwei got a headache when she saw them, and refused to listen, so she simply rented a whole floor of residents next door to serve as a collective dormitory , by the way, equipped with a computer and mobile phone to treat them as a house.

Anyway, the Taoist Association General Assembly is not held yet, and there are not many Taoist priests who come to consult.

Therefore, as soon as Changsheng stepped into the residential building, he heard the cheers of playing games echoing in the corridor.

"Canopy! Behind me! Hey outflank!"

"Brother Ge, give me support!"

"Marshal Yin, your skill is so good! It's crooked to Africa!!"

"Which bastard exploded on my head!"

Changsheng paused and stood in place silently.

Sa Tianshi happened to come out to get takeout, and when he opened the door, he saw a huge Lei Zu standing outside, almost choking himself to death with a sip of Coke, he thumped his chest and closed the door with his backhand as quickly as lightning .

Immediately found the mobile phone and issued a warning in the group: "Level [-] alert, check the post!"

Hey, with Lei Zu's ashen complexion, they are definitely going to be thundered!

All the rooms were in chaos. Those who played games and watched TV immediately turned off their computers, and those who turned off their mobile phones. Everyone tidied up their rooms in five seconds, opened the doors neatly, and shouted: "Welcome to Lei!" Zu!"

The momentum was overwhelming, those who didn't know thought it was filming.

The old lady next door who was walking up the stairs was so frightened that she staggered and nearly fell. An angry curse came from the security door: "Neur!"

All the immortals: ...

Chang Sheng's expression remained the same, and he said calmly, "Call me Minister."

Habits can't be broken, and if Ziwei reveals his secrets, he won't be able to tell.

All the immortals practiced good deeds like a stream, and they did it all over again, shouting in unison: "Welcome Minister!"

The neighbor's old lady almost ran away, knocking on the safety door with her crutches: "There is no end to neurosis, right?"

Canopy twisted his mouth angrily, rolled up his sleeves and wanted to go out and argue.

Immortals dare to scold, so courageous!Also scolded twice!

He also heard Chang Sheng say: "Don't harass the neighbors. Have a meeting."

The canopy instantly withered, and he followed the fairy friends to the Big Dipper's house.

Six Big Dippers live together, and the living room is also the largest.

For a time, the gods were divided into three groups. The generals of the Lei Department directly under the Changsheng Department sat at the dining table, and the Ascension Immortals who were not under Lei Zu's management sat on the floor and nestled on the carpet.

Changsheng found a chair by himself, and glanced around with indifferent eyes.

A total of 340 gods descended after the collapse of the sky, of which 57 still have worshipers in the mortal world, and 21 have been gathered here.

"Is the whereabouts of Xianliao clear?"

Tianpeng hurriedly came out and said: "Minister, basically all those who have been notified by believers have been contacted, and they can be picked up within seven days. That is to say, Ge Tianshi is more troublesome, and you need to go there in person."

"how?"

"Uh...he burned the talisman and said that he fell into Jianguo and was suspected of being a smuggler and locked up. The guards in the cell are too strict. If he passes by, he may be shot dead on the spot..."

"...Got it. Are there any other difficulties?"

Tianpeng scratched his chin, thinking that other small things could be solved by himself, and he couldn't always trouble Changsheng. He also pointed at performance promotion and salary increase, so he shook his head.

Changsheng's slender fingers tapped the coffee table lightly: "Since that's the case, let's talk about how to descend to the mortal world."

All the immortals looked slightly stunned.

What should come has finally come.

They have already discussed this matter internally, without exception, they all fell off when they were on duty, and besides the Big Dipper, none of them are born gods.

Even an immortal knows that what Lei Zu hates the most in his life are idle immortals, and whoever he found negligent in the past has not been struck by thunder.

Immediately, everyone looked miserable, and no one dared to be the first.

Losing their divine power and immortal bones was already enough for them, and reviewing their lack of work in front of Lei Zu was simply a public execution.

Changsheng's eyes darkened.

The hearts of the immortals tightened.

Forget it, maybe Lei Zu can forgive them when he sees their sincere repentance.

Talked in a hurry.

"Ashamed, I ate a bowl of hot and sour soup when I was on duty."

"I took a nap."

"My alchemy furnace exploded, and I didn't dare to report it. It fell off when I was cleaning it up secretly."

"I... I picked up a handkerchief, so I left the post and returned it to the fairy."

Everyone turned to the speaking fairy in unison, as if saying again in their eyes: Hey!You go to work to pick up girls!

The immortal blushed and argued, "Our relationship is very pure!"

Everyone: Tch~

Whoever believes it, they are all old immortals who have been single for thousands of years, who doesn't know who's little thoughts.

After everyone finished talking, only the Big Dipper remained, and they all looked at them again.

Po Jun immediately exploded, "What are you looking at! We didn't do anything! We didn't desert or pick up girls!"

Greedy Wolf reconsidered: "Yes! We work hard every day!"

Changsheng did not speak, and his eyes were indifferent.

Po Jun was counseled for a second, and said in a low voice: "...Okay, let's talk, but you can't complain to the second brother!"

All the immortals felt gossip, and nodded their heads.

As for whether to talk about it afterwards... Hey, so what if you say it, it's not like you have to abide by the labor regulations in heaven.

Lian Zhen sighed, "Pojun found the place where the second brother hid the treasure, and gave us his elixir to eat, and we dropped it after eating."

Po Jun emphasized: "Second brother put it too conspicuously! Maybe he left it for us to eat!"

The immortals didn't believe it at all.

Changsheng thought about it.

All the celestial beings lost their celestial bones and divine power after descending to earth, with the exception of the Big Dipper, whose celestial bones were still there, but their divine power was only sealed.

Maybe it's because of the panacea?

……

Ziwei originally planned to take a trip to Nanwan City with Changsheng before the new year.

Who would have thought that one of the customers who had bought a transfer talisman would come to the door by himself.

This young man is called Wu Luo. According to him, he has been lucky since he bought the transfer talisman of Dou Zhuan Xing Yi, but since he received an inexplicable courier, he has been having nightmares for several days.

In the past few days, he overeats so much that he feels that something is wrong, so he posted a help post on Weibo, and after describing his dream, several knowledgeable fans suggested that he seek expert advice.

Wu Luo didn't know any good people, so he just gritted his teeth, booked a plane ticket and rushed to the base camp.

He was sweating profusely, and his brows were so dark that they were about to form a ball.Ziwei signaled him to calm down and poured him a cup of tea.

"Don't worry, just speak slowly. What exactly was that dream like?"

Wu Luo nodded, drank the hot tea in one gulp, and said hastily: "In the first dream, there was a hazy black figure, and I couldn't see the face clearly, so I kept talking about my fate, and let me be his god. Consecrate."

The scene he described was somewhat similar to when Ganha drove the ghost to borrow Lin Zishen's aunt Shouyuan.

Ziwei looked at him, the heavens were full, and his fortune and fortune were indeed a good fate, and he said, "Did you promise him in your dream?"

Wu Luo shook his head: "Although I don't really believe in this kind of thing, I also know some taboos. I didn't agree at all. I just yelled for him to go away."

His face turned pale again, "Then he didn't show up. Then I received the courier, and after the courier arrived, I started to have nightmares again. This time he didn't ask me any more, and stuffed something into my mouth I started to say that I will be blessed in the next life if I dedicate myself to the gods. Since then, I have been very hungry."

"hungry?"

"Yes, I was hungry and thirsty. I drank several barrels of mineral water in three days. Yesterday my girlfriend came back from buying meat, and I almost ate raw meat."

Xu Daochang, who was listening, stared at him: "Have you eaten yet?"

"I think it's too bloody, so I held back and didn't eat it." Wu Luo bit his lip, then asked fearfully, "What will happen if you eat it?"

Daoist Xu heaved a sigh of relief, "I'll be powerless after eating, it's okay. Besides mineral water, didn't you drink raw water?"

"No... once I almost drank while brushing my teeth, but luckily my girlfriend stopped me in time to vomit. Master, do you have anything to say about this?"

Daoist Xu glanced at Ziwei.

Ziwei herself didn't understand this very well, but she didn't seem to be haunted by ghosts, and it didn't seem like she was changing her life. How could there be ghosts forcing people to eat raw meat and drink raw water, let Daoist Xu speak directly.

Xu Daochang said: "From the description, it's a head-dropping technique. If nothing else, it should be an insect-dropping technique."

Wu Luo:! ! !

Insects down!He has also seen a lot of horror movies, and he didn't believe it before, but after experiencing such an unimaginable thing, there is no place for him not to believe it.

Immediately clutching his stomach in horror, he asked incoherently, "Then I... my stomach... won't my stomach be full of bugs?!"

God, it's so disgusting and nauseating.

But he couldn't spit it out, and even looked at his own arm and wanted to eat it!

Daoist Xu comforted him, "It's okay, if you don't drink raw water and eat raw meat, you can't get it out. Did you bring the courier?"

It's just worm eggs in your stomach.But Daoist Xu didn't say these words, for fear of scaring Wu Luo.

Wu Luo felt relieved, nodded quickly, took out the box in his backpack and put it on the table.

"It suddenly appeared at my house. It looks like a god statue. I thought it was a gift from your courier, but I asked customer service number 001. He said that there is no way to send a god statue outside, so I can only come to ask for it myself. "

Ziwei opened the carton.

In the middle of the cardboard box lay a statue of a god, with a crown on his head, three eyes and four arms, holding a trident, benevolent.

Daoist Xu didn't need to explain, Ziwei had already scoffed in disgust.

It turned out to be a statue of Shiva.

Xiaobai passed by and took a look, and said, "This statue is clearly a nude body, and it's still a man. Why doesn't it have a penis?"

Ziwei touched his head, and said kindly: "Because some gods don't care about their bodies, they cut them off themselves."

He was also shocked when he first heard Shiva's story.

noob:! ! !

Wow!It hurts to hear Ding Ding!

Xiaobai ran to the bathroom in horror, and pulled Lin Zishen together, wanting to make sure that his penis was fine as soon as possible.

In this regard, Lin Zishen said: Well...

Happiness comes a little too soon.

The author has something to say:

Ah, you don't need to guess the villain as a Taoist god.

The author's gay friend for more than ten years is a Taoist, and the gay friend has calmed down about me engaging in gay religion, and even gave 5GB of reference materials.

But there is still a bottom line...

By the way, Taoists have such a good temper!

Little angels!