Strange Tales

The mighty welcoming team stopped in front of the largest and most luxurious restaurant in the demon city to rest for a while. Those who carried the sedan chairs and played the gongs and drums, which one of them didn't have to fill their stomachs first before they could work?

The leading few old demons came to the door first and entered the room with a high air, their tails were almost raised to the sky, and said: "The demon king is married, and the idlers are waiting, so why don't you dodge quickly?"

The owner of the inn is a very shrewd and cunning old fox, who is very cunning in flattering and flattering. Who is the demon king, the owner of the demon market, how can he offend him?

So he sent away a bunch of idlers, and respectfully welcomed the little hundred and ten big and small goblins in, but the three-story restaurant was packed to the brim.

The old fox flicked his abacus, knocking it made a jingle sound, and after knocking, he clutched his heart and felt pain-it was really bad luck, this demon king's subordinates always ate the king's meal!

One is a bleeding heart, and the other has to entertain the reincarnation of these starving ghosts. Whether it is in terms of the food, or the friendly attitude of the service, we must strive for perfection and show great hospitality.

Although the old fox who runs a restaurant can usually make a lot of pots and pans, but seeing him do this, Xiao Fu, carefully doing loss-making business, it is worse than losing money, it is almost nothing, I still feel very pitiful, so I can't help it sighed.

Unexpectedly, these words fell into the ears of the old tree demon who was passing by. The old tree demon was not afraid of life, so he immediately replied: "What's so pitiful, the bride of the demon king in the sedan chair is only pitiful." Mile!"

The newlyweds, the newlyweds, married the powerful and powerful demon king in the demon world, what's so pitiful?

The old tree demon looked around, and then began to chatter mysteriously.

It turned out that the demon king had married thirteen beautiful banshees in a row, and all the thirteen banshees who were in their prime had become living widows.

How did you say this?

It's not how the demon king is liuxiahui, how righteous he is, and how he doesn't touch women, but because the demon king is born with poison, and he is indeed a unique poison in the world. , can also cost those brides half their lives.

There is such a strange thing in the world, it is really unheard of, never seen, the ancestors of this demon king must have done too many wicked things, or they dug someone's ancestral grave and received someone's curse.

"Now that you know this, why do you continue to marry these women?" The always taciturn master condescended.

"You can't touch it when you get married, it's good to have a look." Uncle Yuheng followed up with this sentence, really thinking that everyone is like him.

"No, no." The old tree demon stroked his snow-white beard, pretending to be deep and said: "It is said that the demon king has gone through hardships to find a way to detoxify, but there is no solution. The king marries a woman every year, and finally he will meet the destined person. This destined person will not be afraid of the poison on the demon king. According to the time, it is estimated that the demon queen will appear in the past few years."

Maybe Gao Yao who came here to wander around here was just talking nonsense, and his words cannot be trusted, or if the demon queen appeared and saw her husband marrying beautiful concubines full of caves, it would be fine if her nose was crooked.

The old tree demon continued to sigh: "The bride in the sedan chair is a carp spirit from Dongting Lake. She is the third eldest in the family. The two older sisters are already married. The old couple just promised her to her." A monster dragon in Qilong Mountain was carried away by the monster king without even thinking about it. The monster dragon and the bride can be regarded as childhood sweethearts, and they have affection for each other. It's a pity, it's a pity, there is such a pig in the middle... Miserable mandarin ducks There is no chance..."

The old tree demon talked about anecdotes, gossips and gossips, and he knew everything. Such a monster, it would be a bit humiliating not to be a storyteller.

"Then the monster flood dragon can't fight for his life with the monster king?" My wife was snatched away, who can swallow such a useless mouth, and I let it out without thinking.

The old tree demon was already at the end of his life, his eyes were slightly opened, but he looked at the demon vigorously, rolled his eyes, shook his head and said: "Which family is this little doll, his tone is very loud, don't say yes Little lady, it is the demon king who carried your old lady there, who dares to fart and say hello to your demon king in person, is it really a fucking thing?"

What kind of bullshit is this old tree demon, whose body is half buried in the loess, talking about?

I don’t have a demon old lady, but if some daring thing dares to force my sister to be a wife, I will definitely go to heaven and earth to smash the lair of this short-sighted thing to pieces before I stop. Let alone, such a clean-eyed fairy, who is full of my sister-in-law, how can he be forced to say something?

It's just that my sister has been obsessed with becoming a fairy, and she has been cultivating alone for many years, and she has not been ventilated for a month. This love that suddenly fell from the sky made her feel a little at a loss.

After a long time, it will naturally happen.

"Damn the monster dragon, you actually chased it here, looking for death!" There was a commotion in front of the restaurant, and the leading old monsters each held a housekeeper's magic weapon, and reprimanded in court: "What a lifeless thing, grandpa doesn't want to kill you!" Show off your power, treat us as sick cats, and send you to the west to meet your eight generations of ancestors."

After saying that, the brilliance on the various magical instruments flowed, making a sound of "Zi Zi Zi", as if they wanted to strike immediately if there was a disagreement, either you die or I live.

The Yaojiao among the crowd was dressed in black, turned sideways, lowered his head slightly, and could only see his side face, his outline was firm and clear, he was holding a very clear soft sword with black air lingering on it, as if A battle where gods block and kill gods and Buddhas block and kill Buddhas.

For a moment, the scene was extremely chaotic, and the good demon market turned into a dog market in an instant, and "bing bang bang bang" became a mess.The small vendors ran away one after another to avoid bearing the brunt of the innocent disaster. The poor old fox was secretly worrying whether this battle would tear down his restaurant.

Today, the plague star is really coming, and it's bloody bad luck!

Although the monster dragon is formidable, and his tactics are quite accomplished, but two fists are no match for four hands, and the opponent's hundreds of people, big and small, are not good-looking as lanterns, and they are not like a group of embroidered pillows. When he struck out, he saw that the monster dragon was gradually losing ground, showing a retreat.

With a sound of "Puff", a mouthful of blood sprayed on the ground, the monster flood dragon touched the ground with his left knee, and held his sword in his right hand. He staggered and wanted to stand up and fight again. The palm wind blows towards us.

It was too late to say it, and then it was too late, this demon blocked the great immortals around him, and after turning around and saying "Sister, don't worry", he took the lead and went up to be a hero.

In fact, I don't want to monopolize the merits of doing good deeds. It's just that Master, Master Uncle, and Lord Xingjun are all famous gods in the sky, so it's hard to guarantee that they won't be recognized. Dignity, a slap in the face in a grandiose manner, I am afraid that the fairy world and the demon world will be involved again.

"By relying on a large number of people to bully one, I see that you old goblins really have a longer face than each other! This is how the demon king teaches you to fight against others, huh?" I flew forward and stood firm, flicking my sleeves, The driven air currents caused the sleeves of a red shirt to flutter, giving him the illusion of being an outsider.

Really just an illusion.

When fighting, especially when there is more than one enemy, you must fully suppress the opponent in terms of momentum, so that you can take the first step.

I knew this truth when I singled out a group of youngsters for the first time, although in the end I ran back with a bruised nose and a swollen face and moved my sister to be a rescuer.

Uh, it's getting far away, after all, I was still young at that time.

"Boy, who are you? If you don't want to die, get out of here!" The old demon who was carrying a big ax sternly said, while waving his truly appalling treasure.

This monster can't do anything else, but a fox pretends to be a tiger, but he can learn to be a teacher. Relying on a few great immortals who can be rescuers at any time, they stand taller than a bamboo pole, with their eyebrows raised, squinting over, saying: "Who am I? Heh, It is your eighth generation ancestor."

While speaking, he transformed into the spirit sword he was carrying with him, seized the opportunity and threw a few sword lights over his head and face. The sword was full of strength, and the opponent who was approaching took three steps back.

This sword was a gift from Master. Uncle Yuheng once said that it is a first-grade spiritual weapon with the ability to slay demons and destroy evil. If it falls into the hands of this demon, it is indeed overkill. Now sweep away these old demons. It's not too much to bury this sword.

Taking advantage of the gap, he quickly turned around and rushed to the side of the monster dragon, raised his right arm, and said, "Go!"

This monster dragon is also an idiot, he is already a mud bodhisattva crossing the river and cannot protect himself, he is still staring at the sedan chair in the middle of the welcoming team. Grass is also a stubborn one.

Originally, he came to the demon market to search for treasures, but when he met such a real Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai, he had to make a move if he didn't want to.

What is wrong with this demon king, but he wants to be a big stick to beat mandarin ducks, isn't he looking for a lonely life forever?

The monster dragon's old wounds and new wounds combined are not light, and he wants to save his little lady, saving one is saving, saving a pair is also saving, it is not good to treat one more than another. West.

If we want to solve it thoroughly, we must meet the demon king for a while, because if you don't enter the tiger's den, you won't catch the tiger's cub.It's just that if Shizun Xingjun is not involved in this matter, it will be really difficult, after all, those old monsters should not be underestimated.

Changing the civet cat for the prince, come to him to steal the beam and change the post, this was proposed by Master Yuheng, maybe he learned it from some play book.

The method is feasible, but who will be the civet cat?

I looked around for a week, and my eyes turned from Master to Lord Yaoguang Xing, how could it be possible?Then he fixed on Senior Uncle Yuheng, and before he could speak, the Uncle waved his hand swiftly and said, "Don't say that Lord Xing is a god, even if he wasn't, he would never pretend to be a girl and wear a wedding dress."

Elder Sister threw out the snake bone whip and said forcefully, "I'll go."

Whoever goes, my elder sister can't go, not to mention that the demon king is full of poison, if he uses his bestiality, my elder sister's innocence will be ruined in his hands.

After thinking about it, I still have to do this thing. Isn't it just pretending to be a bride and wearing a wedding dress?

Just pretending to be a woman, if Master Yaoguang Xing saw it, would he...

Anyway, isn't it covered with a red hijab?