Strange Tales

"Little flower demon, I am here to ask you a question?" Yuheng Xingjun raised the corners of his eyebrows and raised the corners of his mouth, and said solemnly.

This great immortal is full of bad water, and he may be holding back some big moves. Everyone says that those who are close to vermilion are red and those who are close to ink are black.

So he pretended not to hear him and buried himself in calligraphy, ignoring him.

"Hey, don't write, don't write, I won't trouble you." Uncle Yuheng's face was extremely upright, and his words were truer than gold. He took the brush from my hand and asked: "Little flower demon, How do you feel about your master?"

With a "bang", the master who was holding a book at the side suddenly dropped the scripture in his hand to the ground, and then picked it up without expression.

"Of course it's a good mess, Master Uncle, return it to me quickly, I won't be able to finish writing in time later." I made a gesture to snatch the brush, but it was a pity that the value of force was too low and I immediately declared failure.

"Then do you like your master?" Uncle Yuheng then asked.

This old man is not ashamed, and all he asks are random questions. I like Shizun, but it seems to be different from my liking for Lord Yaoguangxing.

Master treats me kindly, like a relative, as if as long as Master is by my side, I don’t have to be afraid of any big storms, just like my sister; but when I see Mr. Yaoguang Xing, my heart is in a mess, and sometimes I can’t help it. I blushed and wanted to get close to him. When he hugged me in the cave, my face would feel very hot and my heart would beat violently. It was the first time I had such a weird feeling, but it seemed like I had tasted the essence and felt more reluctant to let go. .

In short, it is different.

"I like it." I replied honestly, "But I like a lot of people, like my sister, the rabbit spirit in the mountains, and the civet cat spirit, I like them all."

"No, it's not that kind of liking, it's... hey, you don't understand even if I tell you." Uncle Yuheng sighed.

"Who says I don't understand? Isn't it the kind of love that mortal men have for women, isn't it just... the love that you read in the playbooks you read?"

Doesn’t it mean that I like you, and you like me too. I’ll be nice to you all my life, and you’ll be with me all my life. Is it the kind of love that two people want to be together all the time?

With a "bang", the book in Master's hand fell to the ground again as expected.

"Yo, so the little flower demon also understands." Uncle Yuheng really didn't have any good intentions, and his smirk was somewhat meaningful.

In addition to practicing calligraphy and spells like this every day, I have one more thing to do-wait for my sister with Yaoguang Xingjun in the green bamboo forest.

The emerald green bamboos in the green bamboo grove are unbelievably green. When the wind blows, the bamboo leaves flutter around like waves, making rustling tunes. This is the case in spring and autumn.

For a demon, time is the most worthless thing.Take the old snake demon in the mountains as an example, he got into the cave and had a dream, and when he woke up again, maybe a hundred years had passed in the human world.

The old snake demon is so old.

Lord Yaoguang Xing didn't talk much, most of the time he just listened to me crackling and pouring beans. He listened very carefully, and occasionally squinted his eyes and the corners of his mouth curled up, because I was telling him the story of my sister before I told him.

He said that when his sister's catastrophe is over, he won't have to come to the Green Bamboo Forest to wait.

When the Nine Heavens Thunder Tribulation arrives, will they never be able to see him again? It is really difficult for the Xingjun who is in charge of Beichen Palace in the Nine Heavens to see him.

It would be great if I could ascend to immortality, and I would be able to see him again in the future.

I only liked him secretly, and obediently hid this piece of joy, not telling anyone, not telling anyone, only God knows, I know.

"Do you know? A seven-tailed red fox from the mountain next door climbed onto the bed of that purple-clothed star king yesterday... oops..." A group of goblins chattered together, saying what you said and what I said. It's fun.

"and then?"

"That Xingjun's eyes have grown to the top of his head, and he only has the beautiful girl in our mountain in his heart. Of course, he threw them out together with the couch. It was a terrible fall. The poor girl with nine tails is also from the next mountain. One of the best!"

"Hey, this Nine-Tails girl is also bringing her own humiliation, daring to set her mind on that Lord Xingjun."

"Yeah, yeah, this time I haven't been hated so badly, I'm afraid I have to take a detour when I see people in the future?"

"What else do you see? That Xingjun is a god, a god, is it something we demons can see if we want to see it?"

"It's really self-inflicted humiliation, who is that, that is the Luminous Star Lord whose eyes are higher than the top of the Nine Heavens!".

The goblins are still gossiping enthusiastically, even if the gods in the sky fart, they can make them gossip, it's boring!

The sky is overcast, is it going to rain?

——Self-inflicted humiliation, these four big characters floated across my mind brightly, it is really self-inflicted humiliation!

I'm not talking about Nine Tails.

Sure enough, it was raining, and the raindrops fell drop by drop, and it hurt to hit my forehead.

Being drenched by the sudden rain, the demon blinked his eyelashes, and there seemed to be small crystal water droplets hanging on them.

Uncle Yuheng saw me in such a state of distress, he mouthed a "stupid flower demon", and didn't know how to hide when it rained, what is it if it's not stupid?

It's really impossible for this monster to refute.

The master shook his head, obviously looking helpless and worried, he personally plucked my hair that had fallen to one side, that's right, anyone who takes in such an apprentice will have to worry.

In three days, it will be the Monster Festival. The Monster Festival, as the name suggests, is the festival of monsters.Regardless of whether it is flying in the sky, living in the water, running on the ground, or planted in the soil, as long as it transforms into a human form, even if it is only a general outline, it can be called a demon.

Like ordinary people, there are Lantern Festival, Mid-Yuan Festival, Mid-Year Festival, Mooncake Eating Festival, Zongzi Eating Festival, and Sugar Cake Festival every year. Monsters also have their own festivals, but the Monster Festival lasts for 36 years. Rotate once.

For goblins, 36 years is neither long nor short. For millennium kings and eight spirits, it is just a moment of youth, but for the most inconspicuous mouse spirit, 36 years is actually quite long. Because the lifespan of the rat demon clan was originally hundreds of years old.

My sister has been practicing in seclusion for a long time, and she will definitely leave the seclusion on the day of the Monster Festival, and it is the same on the mountain where she practiced before.

During the Demon Festival, the demon market is open and all demons go out. Many weddings and weddings are chosen on this auspicious day. If you meet the demon king to greet your relatives, you may be able to grab the first prize and see the beauty of the demon king's bride.

However, each family has its own way of celebrating the Fairy Festival. For example, Rabbit Essence may cook a large pot of carrot and vegetable soup to fill the stomach full, and go shopping in the mortal world with a bulging belly. ; and the warbler demon, who claims to be pursuing, ran to the top of the mountain to watch the stars all night during the last demon festival.

This demon loves to join in the fun. Every time during the holidays, I always pester my sister to go to the demon market and bring back a big bag full of rare things, although in the end the demon does not know how to put those rare things Who are the gadgets given to?

What I didn't expect was that Mr. Yaoguang Xing would go to the demon market with his sister, and what I didn't expect was that Shizun and Uncle Yuheng also wanted to open their eyes.

Is there no fairy city in Jiuchongtian?

Uncle Yuheng hesitated, and according to his reaction, it is likely that he did not.

In fact, being a fairy is not necessarily so good, even when you go shopping in the market, you have to hang out with monsters, of course Yaoguang Xingjun is another matter, he is looking for an excuse to accompany my sister, and take the opportunity to please her.

This demon really wants to find a handkerchief to cover his face, and the three immortals and two demons form a team to visit the demon market together. The appearance of a fairy who has come out of the dust, placed in the demon, is the existence that stands out from the crowd at a glance.

Although my elder sister and I are [-]% similar in appearance, the innate aura of elder sister is really incomparable to this monster, and I am really ashamed.Just imagine a person who practices self-cultivation all day long standing with someone who makes trouble every day and calls himself a king. It can only be said that my sister-in-law is born to be a flower demon who should be a fairy.

"Langling, look, the banshees over here and over there are all looking at us." Uncle Yuheng took out a small mirror from nowhere, and continued while looking at it, "It must be Mrs. She is so romantic and suave, so unparalleled in the world, those who have never seen the world will be dumbfounded. Don’t you think so, little flower demon?”

Well, it really is a shameless immortal, invincible in the world!

Even if you want to see it, it's up to Mr. Yaoguangxing and my master. I secretly glanced at the two immortals. Mr. Yaoguangxing is still aloof and high-end, but the master seems a little shy, lowering his eyes slightly.

Half of this demon market is modeled after Fan City, with wide roads, winding alleys, and various stalls selling kites, silver jewelry, candied haws and candied people, and wonton cakes. There are those who juggle, those who blow fireworks, and those who sell golden masks. Compared with the world, there are only a lot more.

The other half is unique to the demon world, and what it sells are no longer mundane things, but some treasures that cannot be measured by gold and silver, from Gu tools to ghost cauldrons, from demon pills to demon pets, from souls. From the demon bones, all these are rare goods to live in.

The vulgar goods are sold on the long and wide streets, while the unique businesses are mostly in the alleys and inns.

"Drive, drive... Get out of the way..." A nine-baby horse suddenly jumped out from the front of the road, and galloped towards it, roaring so loudly that the little monsters who came and went were so startled that they were almost out of their wits, and immediately avoided it.

"Hey, little flower demon, how long are you going to rely on your master?" Uncle Yuheng squinted his eyes and said in a strange voice.

Hearing this, the demon took a closer look and saw that he was being caught by the master, just now the nine-baby horse roared past. Fortunately, the master has quick eyesight and quick hands, but this posture is indeed a hero to save the beauty. Unfortunately, the master this time It is really hard to be a master if she is not a beauty.

On the other side of the avenue, Mr. Yaoguang Xing was protecting his elder sister behind him, lowering his head and saying something, his long and narrow eyes were full of tenderness.

They really are a couple made in heaven.

Jiuyingma cleared the way, and the gongs and drums behind him were actually a procession to welcome the bride. There was a crowd of little monsters, all of them were smiling and happy, just like marrying their own daughter-in-law.

Look at this lineup, look at this scale, the bridegroom officer is probably a remarkable figure.Ten miles of red makeup and eight lifts of a big sedan chair must be either rich or expensive.