Mr. Minggan

It is a small wind pavilion, the gods enshrined here do not seem to be very convincing. Although the melons and fruits are fresh, there is a light layer of dust on the simple altar table, and the incense ash in the furnace is not more than half.

Nanfeng carefully held the incense burner, and gradually revealed a gratified smile. Before she could finish her happiness, a slender and strong hand grabbed the thing in her hand.

The man was wearing sky-blue clothes with dark patterns of bamboo printed on them, his figure was tall and straight, and his appearance was breathtaking.Nan Feng was only on the incense burner, not in the mood to admire the exiled immortal, so she asked anxiously, "What are you doing?"

That man had a good skin, but he brazenly confronted a teenage girl, he said: "I will do whatever you want!"

Nan Feng was already impatient, and now there was a matter of life and death, so he immediately grabbed it, "Let go!"

Yun Yangling naturally knew that it must be useful to come here to find this thing.Seeing that the little girl was in a hurry, she didn't want to play tricks on others.He was patient, blinked his eyes, and said with a flattering smile: "Little girl, it's not good to be too greedy. In this way, you will share half with uncle?"

Nan Feng lowered his eyes, and Shu Er raised his head firmly and said: "No, this is to save my brother, so I can't give it to you."

Yun Yang slandered that she was not enlightened, "This child."

Unable to compete, the two went into battle shirtless.It seemed to be a big fight, but there were only a few insidious tricks of pinching ears, biting the tiger's mouth and stomping the back of the feet. It was impossible for Yun Yangling to really bully the little girl, so he just pinched her face with his backhand to avoid really biting himself, and then tapped her shoulder , she remained motionless for an instant, still showing her fangs and claws.

Yun Yangling tossed the sachet filled with incense ash, leaving most of the incense ash in the incense burner.He smiled and said: "The acupoints can be unlocked in half a quarter of an hour." If the time is too long, people's family affairs will definitely be missed, and it is dangerous for this little girl to stay alone for too long.

He scratched the bridge of her nose with his dusty fingers, and instantly dressed her up as a disheveled girl, "Unlucky child!"

Nan Feng was so angry that he could only use his two movable eyeballs to stare at the shameless person.

The surrounding area was eerily quiet, Zhiming and Tianmen were walking on the wooden corridor covered by the green fog, and they couldn't see the front clearly at all.On the left is a row of panes carved with peonies, and on the right hangs a dim yellow old lantern. This wooden corridor seems to be endless.

"Shenjun, there is no way to find it like this." Tianmen wanted to make a formula, but Zhiming covered his hand, "Don't startle the snake."

There was a sound of fine footsteps, accompanied by harsh and terrifying laughter.Zhi Ming narrowed his eyes slightly, revealing a cold look like a bright cold pool.Tianmen hallucinated Ding Shi's knife, showing the form of defending against the enemy.

The aura is faint, implying a cold chill, wisps of silver strike in the air, and the person who was hit spit out a mouthful of blood, which splashed on the people beside him.

Zhi Ming drew out his two swords, skillfully blocked them, the cold light shone coldly, Tianmen took advantage of the opportunity to draw Ding Shidao, and dealt with the silver-clothed ghost, Zhi Ming quietly fell into the darkness, pressed his fingers to his lips and squeezed the formula, in the chaos I found a thin shadow in a Taoist robe under a laurel tree.

Yi Wu didn't know that someone appeared at this time, after seeing that it was Zhi Ming, he said with both sadness and joy: "Senior Shi Shu."

"Follow me."

"Ah."

The ghost didn't get too entangled with Tianmen, and after seeing Yi Wuyuan behind Zhiming, a bunch of new shoots on a tree branch were turned into silver needlepoints by him, and they all raged.The silk that Zhi Ming was lingering on the side fell to the ground in the wind, and dozens of tiny silver needles were bent between his index finger and middle finger.Master Ding Dao under Tianmen's palm spun rapidly, repelling the incoming rain of silver needles with a whistling sound.

Zhiming's two swords came out together, making dangerous moves every inch, and the court was full of broken jade and jade, covered with frost, and the midsummer sky turned to biting cold.The silver-clothed man couldn't stand it anymore and was forced to retreat again and again. If his formation just now had a sense of restraint, then now he is desperate and dead.

"This is the kung fu that serious eight hundred children cultivated in hell! Let your master teach you well when you go back!" Tianmen swung his Master Ding Dao, although his words were muddled, but he was not complacent, just like that sentence Not a joke, but really a piece of advice.

The thunder rolled, and the faceless man who appeared pale in the lightning turned out to be a mask.Those two people supported each other to get up, Tianmen waved their sleeves, and they disappeared in an instant.

Zhiming instantly glowed red and showed different pupils, Tianmen secretly said that it was bad!He strangled the hock of the sword, Tianmen used the saber to lift it vigorously, and shouted: "Shenjun, it is important to save people." Another blow, Zhi Ming frowned, but he was afraid of accidentally hurting him, so he quickly stopped the attack.

He grasped the wrist of the unreasonable memory, slowly closed his eyes, and his eyes turned amber.Suddenly his fingers and palms were filled with the feeling of cutting flesh and grinding bones.This long-lost severe pain made Zhi Ming shake a little, and Yi Wuyuan was lured away by a strong force at this moment.

Zhi Ming suddenly felt like his hand was being torn apart by force, but when he squinted, it was intact.Zhi Ming held his right hand to transmit spiritual energy, but that hand didn't get better, it was still trembling uncontrollably.

What kind of magic is this?

Zhiming was wounded, Tianmen didn't dare to fight, so he helped Zhiming up and left.Zhi Ming raised his head and looked at Tan Yi Wu Yuan, his eyes full of anxiety and apology.Yi Wuyuan had the same look in his eyes.Shu Eryi parted her thin lips for no reason, and said a wordless word to him: Don't worry.

Tianmen flew out of the building with Zhiming, and when he looked back, Yi Wuyuan's figure had long since disappeared, and the silver-clothed ghost seemed to be staring at them through a mask in the arc of lightning.

The red light flickered, and suddenly there was thunder, and the feeling of stuffiness in this place did not diminish at all. Apart from a few occasional unbearable low shouts in the room, there were only words of guidance and guidance from the midwife.Xie Yixin squatted on the threshold, leaning against the door from time to time to listen to the movement inside, Yun Yangling was still leaning on the door frame, with a thin layer of sweat on his forehead.

Shen Shuli said: "Uncle, go to the next door and rest."

Turning his chin around the direction of the house, he smiled and said, "We'll talk when we're done."

Shen Shuli moved a chair for him, and helped Xie Yixin with a worried face.

Two people stumbled and flew in mid-air, Yun Yangling stood up and protected Shen Shuli and Xie Yixin behind him, "Who is it?"

A familiar voice came from behind the two, "Mr. Minggan, it's us."

Xie Yixin and Shen Shuli hurriedly supported the injured two and brought them into the house.Tianmen seemed to think of something, turned around and asked, "Shenjun, your hand."

"What?" After Yun Yangling heard about it, his usual happy smile collapsed for a moment, and now he was full of sorrow, and he crossed the gate of heaven anxiously, wanting to find out by pulling Zhiming's hand.

Zhi Ming quickly put his hands behind his back, looking at Yun Yangling with some doubts in his eyes.He squeezed it lightly, and felt that his hand was healed at this time.After a long time, he said: "It's all right."

Yun Yangling didn't expect him to react so strongly, and his outstretched hand was still in mid-air.Fortunately, he has a thick skin, and he didn't know what to embarrass, he said softly: "Really? If there is something, you have to say it."

Although Zhi Ming nodded, his eyes were inexplicably cold.

Yun Yangling moved to Zhiming's neck and sniffed it lightly.This action is indescribably ambiguous, "It's not my fragrance." Since then his fragrance has recovered, he has become a mobile incense burner, Zhiming didn't like incense at all, so he naturally got his smell.

Tianmen tugged on his sleeve and said while smelling it: "That ghost hides the man in the fence, let's go, it will naturally smell of rouge."

Yun Yangling folded his arms slowly, raised his eyebrows and looked at Zhi Ming.

The two people who were rescued in the house, one was dressed in white, with loose hair, thick eyebrows and big eyes, very handsome, and appeared sick due to the injury.Shen Shuli helped him to the bed.One was dressed in shabby clothes, with some carving knives and magic tools for carving talismans tied around his waist. He was capable and simple, his hair was pinned up by wooden hairpins, and his eyes were delicate.

The standing man bowed to Yun Yangling and Zhi Ming, "Thank you for your help, the immortals."

Yun Yangling helped him up and asked, "Who are you?"

The man respectfully said: "Under Yunzhuan Mountain Nanguang."

It turned out that Nan Guang was a soul master who practiced at Yunzhuan Mountain in Yuzhou. He usually had friendship with some mountain spirits and wild monsters. The mountain god of Jinyun Mountain disappeared inexplicably, so he was invited to find the mountain god.

Shen Shuli conveyed spiritual energy to Jinxu, Jinxu let out a breath, and slowly opened Danfeng's eyes.

Xie Yixin asked: "Is this big brother the mountain god of Jinyun Mountain?"

Nan Guang said, "Yes."

Zhi Ming focused on Yi Wudu, regardless of Jin Xu's injury, and asked him, "Why did you provoke that ghost?"

Jin Xu took a sip of the water sent by Shen Shuli, regained some strength, and said, "To tell you the truth, I really don't know why that ghost came to me." But he still planned to tell them what happened, because he had internal injuries. , had to slow down his speech, "I went out to find something for my wife to give birth to, but I was caught by that ghost. Every noon during this month, it will suck my divine essence."

Yun Yangling and Zhi Ming looked at each other.

Tianmen murmured: "Is it just to suck your divine essence?"

At this moment Zhiming, Yun Yangling and Tianmen each have their own thoughts, Shen Shuli and Xie Yixin dare not interrupt.

Nan Guang broke the silence and said to Jin Xu: "This time I went out to look for you, and Ah Nan is also here."

Surprise flashed across Jin Xu's pale face, with a few hints of a smile, "What about him?"

"My sister is with him."

Yun Yangling remembered the little girl who snatched incense ashes, and thought: It can't be such a coincidence.He suddenly felt sorry for Nan Guang, and smiled at Jin Xu: "We just rescued a bird today, I guess he should be the Nan you mentioned."

"Uh, I also met Lingmei, but she's not here."

Jin Xu wanted to get up, but was stopped by Nan Guang.

Yun Yangling summoned Shen Shuli, whispered something in his ear, Shen Shuli nodded, and when he was about to go out, the midwife hurried into the room happily.

The midwife pointed at Shen Shuli and said, "What a fierce little lady, you only called out like this at the end. Blessed be the young master, your little lady gave birth to a little boy for you!"

Jin Xu said weakly in disbelief: "What? Ah Nan?" But counting the days, it's time to give birth.

Xie Yi hurriedly said: "No! Shuli is not a little lady! No, not his father!"

Shen Shuli: "..."

The midwife saw that Shen Shuli was of the right age and that he had invited her to deliver the baby, so she thought he was the father of the child.She looked at the men in the room, thought for a while, and then wanted to point out, Yun Yangling clamped her hand and turned around, pointing at the man on the bed.

The midwife was a little embarrassed, "Oh, my eyes are dumb."

Shen Shuli tugged at Xie Yixin's sleeve, and said, "Go and see!"

Not long after, Shen Shuli entered the room with a group of dancing Fen Nen.It was originally a quiet room, but after he came, it became very happy.Xie Yixin carefully hugged the baby and exclaimed, "What a little baby."

"Give me a hug." Jin Xu couldn't wait to say, and took the pink tenderness, staring at him with tenderness and love in his eyes.

Nan Guang paid the money, and the midwife smiled and followed Shen Shu, who sent her off, out of the house.

Jin Xu held the baby in his arms, and the baby forced himself into Jin Nan's room.Jin Nan was still recuperating with his eyes closed. Jin Xu didn't dare to disturb him, and lay in the middle with the baby in his arms, while he lay quietly by the side of the bed.Jin Nan now looks like a woman, with red lips and bright teeth. It is conceivable that when he was a man, he also had an unforgettable face.

Zhiming Yun Yangling and others left the room, and Yun Yang knew the doubts in Zhiming's heart.If you said that you went to Jinxu to suck his divine energy, but you are just a simple Taoist priest for no reason, why would you be entangled by that ghost?

"Why don't you rest first?"

Zhi Ming stretched out his hand thoughtfully, then shook it lightly, rubbed it a few times, as if he was feeling something, thought for a while, "I'm going to the Heavenly Court." Before Yun Yangling could answer, he disappeared in an instant.

Let's say it was raining heavily at this time, and the streets and alleys were empty.Shen Shuli persisted in holding the umbrella, sent it back to the midwife, and went to look for Nanfeng again.

The little girl was holding an incense burner, and was hiding under the eaves of a house. She didn't know whether it was rain or tears on her face. She was unconscious, but her body was trembling uncontrollably.

Suddenly Nanfeng felt his whole body warm, and a man in black clothes came into view, holding a white umbrella, his jade face was indifferent, but very ethereal.There is a tinge of red in the black hair, which is sending spiritual power to her to warm her body at this moment.Nanfeng seemed to have hope, knowing that he was stupid but couldn't help but asked, "Is it a fairy?"

"Ah—" This heart-piercing voice came from the kitchen, which was comparable to the shriek of a newborn child.

Shen Shuli had just rescued Nanfeng, and was secretly blowing something in the corner. Hearing the howling of ghosts and wolves, she scratched the thing from the top to the bottom.Wei Wei sighed, "I have to do it all over again."

Yun Yangling shouted towards the kitchen: "What are you talking about!" After a busy day, he finally took a break to drink tea, and he couldn't even feel at ease, so he blew on the misty smoke on the teacup.

Xie Yixin was boiling the bath water, and was the worst victim of the scourge, covering his ears and chasing after Tianmen.

"Pfft—" Yun Yangling spat out the tea in his mouth.

At this time, the Tianmen at the door was full of anger, with clear eyes and vermilion lips slightly curled up.Holding the teacup, Yun Yangling was stunned for a moment, then suddenly burst out laughing.

Although Tianmen is full of lips and tongue, he doesn't know what he eats every day. He is very immortal. He usually looks like a fairy, but now he has a charm like a chrysanthemum.

Holding the teacup, Yun Yangling couldn't help it, and said with a smile, "Don't say, Tianmen Xingjun has turned into a woman, he is really pretty!"

A bit of disgust flashed in Shen Shuli's eyes.

Xie Yixin looked at Tianmen, whose chest was heaving and rising with anger, and asked, "Has Uncle Tianmen watched the moon?"

He faces such a big moon every day, how could he not see it!

Tianmen glared at Xie Yixin, but felt coquettish and angry.

Xie Yixin rebelliously poked Tianmen's chest, which was many times bigger than before, "Uncle Tianmen is going to have a baby!"

Yun Yangling wiped the tea from the corner of his mouth with his thumb, and said with a smile, "How can he have a baby without a man."

Xie Yixin let out an "oh" in disappointment.

Tianmen was so angry that he trembled all over, "You guys, give me an explanation." The woman's voice was so delicate that Yun Yangling and the others couldn't help shivering.

Xie Yi felt aggrieved and said, "Uncle Tianmen..."

Shen Shuli reminded him, "Auntie."

"you……"

Hearing the cry, Nan Guang thought something happened, hurried out the door, and saw Rouyan standing dignifiedly in the hall, frowning.

Nan Guang's heart softened, it turned out that Master Tianmen is a girl.

Thinking of the situation where Tianmen rescued him today, it is inevitable that there will be skin-to-skin contact in the crisis, and a strange feeling that has never been felt spreads all over his body.

Taiyin Xingjun looked at Zhiming who was walking quickly to his palace, and said: "Zhiming wants to borrow the Anshui sword?"

"Yes."

Taiyin Xingjun said: "It's not impossible for the gods to want to see the whole story, but there are also dangers of embarrassment in taking the shortest way."

Zhiming is rarely rejected by people, he twisted his sleeves and said, "It's what Zhiming wants to do."

As Teng Yun left, a touch of teal blue flashed across in the dusk, arrogant and beautiful.

"Qingdi?"

Back in the Mortal Realm, Yun Yangling, Shen Shuli, and Xie Yixin kneeled in a row, from left to right, forming an inexplicably harmonious and beautiful ladder.

Yun Yangling and Shen Shuli stood still, Xie Yi's heart trembled like a sieve.

"What's the matter?"

"Shenjun Zhiming, look at them, then look at me!"

Tianmen's skill of moving lips and tongue is constantly improving, and now he has changed his body. He has the advantage of "tongue brilliant lotus flower" that most women are blessed with, and he can also display it vividly and exquisitely.

Xu Shi was exhausted by Tianmen's harassment, Zhiming frowned and said nothing, after he understood the meaning of "small punishment" in Tianmen's words, he raised his hand in time to signal Tianmen to shut up.Then no witnesses were called, no evidence was looked at, but the trial was conducted, and the penalty was directly sentenced.

Zhiming's method of punishing people is very simple and humane, that is, reciting the law.

Xingjun, who was punished in the past, was not very worried. After all, as spirit immortals, proficiency in Taoism is the most basic thing, but day after day, year after year, that kind of boring will really make them deeply bored.This kind of life feels like years and the sense of boredom is Zhiming's punishment for them.

"I can't write." Yun Yangling's words sounded like a rascal, but his expression was very sincere.

Zhiming's eyes were light, as if he was not very energetic, and said: "Then face the wall and recite the Taoism silently, and I will check randomly at any time."

Yun Yangling stared at Zhi Ming's bland face in disbelief.

There are countless Taoist history, Taoist scriptures, Taoist scriptures, fairy formulas, and alchemy alchemy in Taoism. It takes three to five years to learn a small set of them, and it is nowhere in sight to memorize a complete set of Taoism.He said, "Is this how you play with me?"

"In no mood?"

Yun Yangling had a nonsense expression on his face.

"Then add another 99 times."

"you--"

"five hundred."

"I--"

"one thousand."

"No." Yun Yangling pointed at Tianmen with one finger, and said bitterly, "Why do you only—"

Zhiming said quietly: "It seems that Mr. Minggan thinks that I am not worthy to be your uncle, and I don't bother to obey what I tell you."

As soon as Yun Yangling heard this, the hostility disappeared instantly, and gradually became more honest, and then silently put his hand back.

Although Tianmen chews his tongue well, he doesn't just blindly slander like Aunt Shijing.After all, he has been in the officialdom, and he can be regarded as an old lady who has seen the world, so he flattered and flattered: "It's serious, it's serious."

Yun Yangling stared at Tianmen with deep hatred, gritted his teeth and said, "I'll carry it."

Xu Tianmen was a little frightened by Yun Yangling's stare, he hurried to Zhiming's side, not daring to look at Yun Yangling's gloomy eyes, his back was covered with cold sweat.Shen Shuli couldn't help laughing silently.

"Thank you Yixin."

Xie Yixin lowered his head, and Shen Shuli couldn't laugh anymore. He lowered his head, as if he was the one who was punished.

"You come with me."

Zhiming took Xie Yixin's hand and headed towards the study without looking back.

When Yun Yangling was dizzy, as if he was heartbroken when he saw the big golden characters hitting his head, Zhi Ming, in a corner he couldn't see, curved his mouth slightly.

Zhi Ming explained it to Xie Yixin three times before he could repeat it intermittently.

Xie Yixin asked: "Master, is Yixin stupid?"

Zhi Ming said: "You have just enlightened, how much thought can you have?"

At noon, Xie Yixin squatted in the corner, "Uncle, am I too stupid? Master said, I am small-minded." Wrinkled face.

Tianmen straddles his horse and chops wood with an axe. He has no sense of beauty. He is completely sorry for his skin. "Hey, when you grow up, you will understand everything."

Xie Yi thought: "Then when will I grow up?"

"How can I know that."

Shu'er Tianmen tentatively asked, "Is that why you want to become smart?"

Xie Yi couldn't stop nodding.

"Come with ears."

After finishing speaking, Nan Guang who was at the side said courteously, "Miss Tianmen, let me come."

Tianmen didn't have any scruples, and said: "Hey, good." He handed the ax to him.

Yun Yangling heard the sound of the door opening of the side room, he entered Zhiming's room, and said, "What can you find out?"

Zhiming shook his head and told him clearly what he had said with Taiyin.

"This is too stingy!"

Zhiming said: "We really can't just go to Taiyin for help when we encounter problems."

Yun Yangling said: "Isn't there still a part of Shu Chengguan?"

Zhi Ming said: "The most important thing now is to save Wu Yuan. It won't be too late to solve the mystery after he is rescued."

Yun Yangling felt reasonable, "Yes."

Suddenly, as if he was hit by a heavy object on the back, he rushed like Zhiming, and the two couldn't help hugging each other.

"Girl!" Shen Shuli couldn't stop her.

Yun Yangling's back was scratched wildly, but unfortunately he couldn't fight back yet.

"Bullying a woman is not what a gentleman does."

"I'm not a gentleman." Yun Yangling took Zhi Ming's shoulders and asked if he was okay.

"you--"

Tianmen entered the room with the food, and said leisurely when he came out: "Girl, I guarantee that his bastard is far beyond your imagination."

Yun Yangling glanced at him, then turned to Nan Feng and said, "Little girl, I'm really sorry that day. Whatever you want, I'll buy it for you."

Xie Yi said in his heart: "Yes, sister Nanfeng, what do you want, Shuli and I can buy it for you!"

Nan Feng glanced at the still indifferent man, bit his red lips, and did not answer.

In the past few days, Zhiming has gone to investigate many times, but there is no trace of ghosts and Yiwu.

Many people lived in Zhiming's yard, and apart from the crying babies, there was still a lot of noise every day.

"Girl, Tianmen girl."

No matter how big Ren Tianmen's heart is, he can still sense that Nan Guang has ulterior motives for him.

"Mr. Minggan, today is the seventh day! I...how can I..." Jin Nan had already turned back into a man, but Tianmen himself remained silent.

Yun Yangling glanced at him contemptuously, "You drank that Yin-Yang soup without getting pregnant, so there are naturally side effects."

"Is there any way?"

"I don't know, I don't know."

"Mr. Minggan! Save me, as long as you save me, let me serve you for the rest of my life!"

"Miss Tianmen, is what you said true?"

"Look how cheap you are!"

Yun Yangling and Nan Guang spoke together.

Nan Guang angrily reprimanded Yun Yangling: "You are not allowed to say that about Tianmen girl!"

Tianmen almost collapsed, "Oh my God! What a crime I did!" Then he ran out of the room.

Nan Guang followed behind Tianmen, "Miss Tianmen!"

Shen Shuli sat on the side, still scratching his small bamboo stick, "Is he really unable to change back?"

Yun Yangling folded his arms and said with a smile: "Of course not, he just drank a bit too much, and he will be able to recover by midnight at the latest."

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