Mr. Minggan

Zhi Ming brought Yun Yangling to the small pavilion beside him, and was about to tidy up for him.He took Zhi Ming's hand, stared into his eyes and said, "Shi Shu." Zhi Ming looked up at him.

Yun Yangling asked: "Li Ling, I like you." Fortunately, Zhiming, if other spirits saw him so dark that there were only two rolling eyes, they probably couldn't hold back their laughter.

Holding on to the formula, Yun Yangling felt refreshed for a moment, his whole body was already clean, and he was dressed in simple plain clothes.Zhi Ming withdrew his hand and did not answer.

Yun Yangling Zhiming and his party finally arrived in Yuzhou again. Although Taiyin Xingjun calculated that Yixi's apprentice was here, but Yuzhou is not big, but it is not small. I don't know how long it will take to find it. Zhiming is going to buy it. Each of them thought it was more comfortable than staying in a hotel, so they all agreed.

How could there be no salivating Yun Yangling and the slippery Tianmen in the matter of buying and selling.Zhiming went to look for the breath of Yixi's disciples, and let them negotiate the price.After finalizing the price, Shen Shuli waved her sleeves, and the room became spotless, with all the household utensils available.

It was originally a happy event, but Xie Yixin put on an uncharacteristically sad face, and suddenly broke free from Shen Shuli's hand, and ran out of the courtyard alone.

Shen Shuli hurriedly chased after him, Yun Yangling stopped him, patted his shoulder, "I'll go."

There is a banyan tree in front of the door, which may be some knowledgeable fairy, Yun Yangling fluttered past him, he suddenly said, "Yunnai?"

"Wrong."

"Well, they are all impressive."

"I am his son."

"I didn't expect him to be so provocative, but willing to fall." The banyan tree was as stable as a rock, without expression, but there was a sense of regret in the words.

Yun Yangling put his arms around his chest and smiled helplessly.

"What are you acting again?" Yun Yangling broke out Xie Yixin buried in his arm, and looked at him with red eyes and puffy face.

"Grandpa Banyan Tree over there said that I have very little qualifications and I'm not worthy of being a Tianqing Xingjun." After speaking, a tear came out of my eyes, looking extremely aggrieved.

Yun Yang said spiritually: When Xu Shi came, he was stared at by the banyan tree and preached a few words.That tree is at least 1000 years old, and it is inevitable that it will be like an old man in the human world, and the older it is, the weirder it becomes.

Yun Yangling took him to the shade of the banyan tree, "Come here, it's so hot." She smiled and comforted him and said, "If you take a joke too seriously, no one will joke with you."

Xie Yi's heart was still burning, and he was not afraid of offending Yun Yangling, so he said in a muffled voice, "Brother, are you just joking?"

Yun Yangling was not annoyed, and said: "I don't joke with two kinds of people, one is not able to joke, and the other is too much joke."

Those who don't know how to joke are boring, and those who joke too much will spoil the joke, and the two have in common that they will take the joke seriously.

Xie Yixin listened to what Yun Yangling said was reasonable, and his heart was connected. He wiped away his tears vigorously, and said by analogy: "No wonder senior brother doesn't joke with master, he is not a person who knows how to joke."

"No, your master made a big joke on me, I can't afford it." Looking up at the blue sky, he looked melancholy.

From the banyan tree, an old man with unkempt hair and teeth appeared, holding a crutch made of a branch, looking senile.He stepped forward and bowed, and the branches and leaves on the pan trembled tremblingly, "Today, I saw several immortals Langyuan and the old man are only a step away, and I couldn't hold back my joy. The old man... hey, please also ask Tianqing King Xing is lenient."

Xie Yixin quickly waved his hands, his face flushed, "It's nothing, it's my fault, I'm too small-minded."

How could Yun Yangling not know his strength, Sanqian Daozang couldn't guide him to improve his celestial skills, and couldn't maintain his pure heart?He must have been poked into a sore spot in his heart.

Yun Yangling said with a smile: "From now on, we will be neighbors, so you don't have to be polite."

The old banyan tree nodded, bowed to Yun Yangling and Xie Yixin, and returned to the banyan tree.

Yun Yangling patted the back of Xie Yixin's head, and couldn't help but sigh with emotion. Unexpectedly, Yixin was already under so much pressure at such a young age.He couldn't help showing a bit of tenderness and pity in his laid-back eyes.

Several adjacent houses were dimly lit, and when Zhiming returned with his sword in his hands, Yun Yangling was sitting at the dining table and waiting for him with a smile on his face. A sense of comfort.

Shen Shuli and Xie Yixin were excitedly arranging the bowls and chopsticks. This was the first time Xie Yixin had a meal, and he abided by the principle of "do not talk about food". Even Tianmen was silenced by his solemn and pious appearance, and he only guided with his hands. he.After 1000 years, Shen Shuli had dinner with Yun Yangling at the same table, feeling inexplicably complicated.The most common dinner for mortals was made extraordinarily sacred by them.

Yun Yangling didn't care about these, turned to Zhi Ming and asked, "How?"

Zhi Ming sat down, "The breath is too thin, it appears and disappears suddenly, not very clear."

Yun Yangling nodded.Pick up a mustard with chili peppers for him, "I remember that you are also from the south, so you shouldn't be afraid of hardship." The cultivation of Taoism is divided into "Zhengyi" and "Quanzhen". Naturally, it is primitive Taoism, they only taboo "four don't eat", other than that, they can still eat meat.But Tianting doesn't eat meat, this kind of meat aside, for "Quanzhen", it's just leeks, garlic, and mustard, but he doesn't have much scruples.

Zhi Mingxu clasped the mouth of the bowl, "I don't need it." He had been abstinent for a long time, and at this moment six tastes suddenly appeared in his tongue, and he would inevitably be greedy and addicted.

Yun Yangling withdrew his hand, folded his arms and said with a smile: "You are neither a Western Buddha nor a monk in a Taoist temple, so you are afraid that you will fail to break the ban."

Zhi Ming joked, "I'm just afraid of breaking the ban."

Hearing this, Yun Yangling's heart turned sore, his eyes became cold, and he couldn't help pursing his lips in discomfort, took two mouthfuls of rice and then didn't move his chopsticks again.He still can't understand Zhiming's self-denial and dedication to the public. He is obviously a god, but he still wants to show a good appearance of abstinence that restrains himself.It is true in the heavenly court, but it must still be the case in the mortal world.

"I won't buy this dish tomorrow." It means that if you don't eat it today, you have to eat it with me tomorrow.

No matter how open-minded Zhiming is, his complexion is also ugly at this time.Xie Yixin and Shen Shuli slowly put down their chopsticks.On the opposite side of the two immortals, one held his head high and his chest was frosty, and the other looked sideways with sullen eyes.Shen Shuli hadn't seen his uncle angry for a long time, and Xie Yixin had never seen Yun Yangling so powerful, so she was frightened into silence.

Tianmen is not young and has experienced the battle between immortals and demons, so he naturally knows that Yun Yangling is a bit domineering in his bones, so he reprimanded Yun Yangling: "Hey, Zhiming God is very strict in self-discipline, what can you do for him?"

The scene was inexplicably embarrassing, suddenly Zhi Ming smiled and said: "All right." After speaking, he picked up the bamboo chopsticks and lightly bit the food that Yun Yangling had picked up for him.

At this time, not only Tianmen and the two juniors, but also Yun Yangling was very surprised.

After the meal, Yun Yangling entered the study, "I'm sorry, I shouldn't force you." Obviously he could speak well, but he wanted to use that method.

"I know your temperament." Zhi Ming seemed to understand what he was going to say, and explained: "The reason why you don't eat five grains is because you want to practice a secret technique. I didn't want to carry it on purpose." Then he glanced at the man with deep eyes. Yun Yangling said with a frank smile, "But it won't be used in the future."

In the past, when Yun Yang's spirit was not awakened, Zhi Ming had to use this secret technique to transmit pure energy to him, so he was used to bigu.Now that he was standing in front of him, he could indeed no longer use this secret technique, and he didn't need to fast anymore.

Yun Yangling was about to talk to Zhiming about Xie Yixin's recent situation, when the crane sent a document, Zhiming took it, and Xu Xu brushed its hair, and took off the dust, making it even more dazzling.It glanced at Yun Yangling, spread its wings and flew out of the window.

Yun Yangling felt bitter for no reason.Zhiming handles Tiandou Palace affairs at night and searches for people during the day. Even if the gods will not be exhausted, such hard work will inevitably consume energy.He smiled and said, "I'll go tomorrow. Although I've lost all my powers, I'm not so useless that I can't find a mortal."

Zhi Ming's attention was all on the notes, and he said softly: "I can't escape you. Breaking the seal of Wuji Land is all up to you."

These words made Yun Yangling feel like returning to when they were young. Although Zhi Ming was as cold as now, his words were very interesting.Zhiming unfolded a volume of Zhanwenshu, looked up and saw Yun Yangling smiled at him, and then walked briskly out of the room.Zhi Ming pondered for a while in bewilderment, and then began to immerse himself in reviewing the documents.

In the evening, he asked Xie Yixin to go to the study, and Zhiming asked, "Do you have any regrets?"

He and Shen Shuli were catching fireflies in the bamboo forest just now, thinking that Zhiming blamed him, he felt a little apprehensive, and blurted out: "Yes, yes." After he finished speaking, he realized that he was lying. wrinkled face.

Zhi Ming nodded and said, "Let's go out and play."

As soon as Xie Yixin heard the verdict with different answers in his heart, he tightly clutched Zhiming's sleeve.

When did Zhiming say the word "play" to him, he thought that Zhiming was completely disappointed in him at this time, and said anxiously: "Master, Yixin is not stupid, Yixin can memorize books, don't despise Yixin."

Zhi Ming pushed back the sleeve from Xie Yixin's hand, and said: "Master doesn't dislike you, you go out and play with Shuli for a while."

Unexpectedly, Xie Yixin sobbed and cried again.

Seeing his aggrieved appearance, Zhiming's heart ached, "You child..." No matter how distressed he was, he didn't have the courage to wrap Xie Yixin, who was dying of crying, in his arms to comfort him.He only spread out a piece of supra, gently handed it to Xie Yixin, walked out the door by himself, and handed Xie Yixin, who was crying heartbreakingly, to Shen Shuli, who was frowning deeply.

He twisted the dark blue tassels on his sleeves, as if someone was still holding his sleeves and sobbing, "Teacher, I'm sorry."

In midsummer, the heat is hot, and thousands of trees are verdant.The courtyard is beautiful and graceful, cool and cool, and the well water is sparkling.A pool of pink lotus flowers and leaves are sparse, beautiful and elegant.

Zhi Ming opened the window and sighed: "I am not a competent master."

Yun Yangling turned over from the bamboo mat and sat down in front of Zhiming, and said with a smile, "Oh, how come? I have never seen such a good master as you."

Yun Yangling leaned on the wooden table, propped his head, as if complaining, "Are you going to be like my master? He has always ignored me."

Zhi Ming was silent for a moment, then said: "Senior brother can teach an apprentice like you, it shows that he is indeed a good master."

Yun Yangling hesitated for a long time after hearing this, "It's rare for you to praise me once." He smiled slightly, and continued: "Shishu, your knowledge is better than any of us. Too high, with little experience, will inevitably be criticized and bullied." Then he added: "Don't push him too hard."

The night was also calm, Zhi Ming Chun nodded leisurely.

The street is full of people, and it is a sunny day, but this hustle and bustle is even more so.In Gaoxuan at the corner of the street, men came and went in and out in groups. There were two young men standing on the street, attracting the men in the opposite building to stare at them.

These two people are Zhiming and Tianmen.Needless to say, Zhi Ming's gestures are graceful and graceful.After all, Tianmen is a god, and when he is not talking, he really looks like a fairy.

Tianmen looked up, and unfortunately collided with a young boy's winking eyes, and he became dizzy.He held back his discomfort and asked, "Why did Yi Wudu go to that kind of place?"

Zhiming's eyelashes flashed, his face was calm, "It's a ghost."

This Yiwuyuan is Yixi's apprentice, Zhiming and Tianmen are looking for his breath at this time, but the place Yiwuyuan is in is a romantic place.

"What should I do?" This ghost is sure that those who search for no reason will be cultivators or immortals, and they cannot come to this filthy place.Moreover, this place is adjacent to a busy city, and there are so many people that it is impossible to break into it.Now they are neither advancing nor retreating.

Zhiming's face was cold, the two spirit swords on his back both sensed, and the tassels on the silk gradually trembled.

The courtyard door creaked, followed by the sound of brisk and peaceful footsteps.Shen Shu moved closer to the top of Xie Yixin's head, her eyes were gentle, and she smiled slightly: "Be obedient."

Xie Yi nodded fiercely.As soon as she stepped through the door, Shen Shuli's smiling face froze, "Uh..."

Xie Yixin looked at Shen Shuli, and asked in doubt, "What's the matter, Shuli?"

Shen Shuli pointed to the front, Xie Yixin stared at her round eyes.

Yun Yangling appeared from behind them, looked at the two stunned people, followed the direction of Shen Shuli's finger, and then met a man in blue, the man said weakly: "Help...help me... "

Yun Yangling hurried forward, "What are you doing in a daze? Come and help."

Yun Yangling originally wanted to take them to find Zhiming and Tianmen, but he didn't expect to encounter this when he just left.

The belly of the person who called for help was as big as a ball, but his cheeks and limbs were very thin.At this time, he was lying on his side under a hibiscus tree, his face was pale, and he was sweating profusely all over his body.

"A boy having a baby?"

Yun Yangling carried the man to the bed, raised his eyebrows and asked, "What? I haven't seen it before."

Xie Yixin realized that his senior brother came out of a man's belly, and he knew he had said something wrong.But he had never seen it before, and said humbly: "I heard Uncle Tianmen mention it."

Yun Yangling laughed lightly, completely ignoring the man on the bed who was moaning in pain.He was thinking about something, although his face was calm, but he was not at ease with the two juniors in his heart, and told him: "You stay here and take care of him, I will come as soon as I go."

Xie Yixin has never seen such a scene before, and hurriedly called Yun Yangling, "Senior Brother, Senior Brother!"

After all, Shen Shuli had more experience than Xie Yixin, so she hurried to the kitchen to boil water.He was the only one left in the room at a loss.The man shed tears in pain, bit his lip and remained silent, Xie Yixin didn't know how to comfort him for a while, he could only wipe the sweat from the man's forehead.

Really couldn't bear to see the man's forbearance, Xie Yixin frowned and said: "Brother, don't hold back."

After speaking, the man's lower garment was dyed a large amount of bright red, soaking into the bedding.Xie Yixin was frightened into silence, and it took him a while to regain his senses. He tightly held the man's sweaty hand, "It's okay, big brother, senior brother will come back to save you! So is Shuli!" I don't know if these words are comforting myself , or to comfort the man.

Jin Nan was amused by this little brother, but he couldn't laugh because his stomach hurts one after another.But he is a man, so his endurance is naturally better than that of a woman. He didn't scream out loud, but the corner of his mouth was bitten until blood oozes.

She gratefully shook Xie Yixin's hand, signaling him not to worry.

About a quarter of an hour later, Yun Yangling came in with a bowl of water in his hand. He sat on the edge of the bed, helped Jin Nan up on the bed, and asked, "Are you looking at the moon?"

Cold sweat covered her pale cheeks, and the hair between her forehead and temples was already wet. Jin Nan trembled all over, and said softly, "Mmm."

"Drink this water."

Jin Nan's eyes lit up, as if he understood the truth, he couldn't wait to take a few sips.

Shen Shuli brought a lot of buckets of steaming hot water into the room, Xie Yixin wiped the perspiration from his brow, and stood by the bed curtain uneasily.

When a mysterious light appeared on the bed, Xie Yixin opened his mouth wide in disbelief, and suddenly Jin Nan's face softened, gradually revealing a female body.

Shen Shuli summoned the midwife outside the door, everything was ready, Yun Yangling exited the door, Xie Yixin hadn't recovered yet, Shen Shuli pursed her lips and smiled, took his hand and left.

Yun Yangling stood outside the house, and snapped his fingers at Xie Yixin who was in a daze.Xie Yixin shook his head, and as soon as he fixed his eyes, he saw Yun Yangling with ink silk falling down, holding half a bowl of water in his slender hands.

Yun Yangling said to Xie Yixin: "This water is called Yin-Yang Water. You can use cold water, boiled water, or well water and river water, and then mix it with incense ash dedicated to the Rabbit God. It can transform males other than humans into females."

Xie Yixin is at the age of gaining knowledge, so if there is something he doesn't understand, everyone will explain it to him in detail.

Xie Yi wondered why his senior brother could turn that man into a woman without magic power. He stared at his senior brother's serious appearance, but was subdued by this sanctimonious demeanor, thinking that Yun Yangling was so unpredictable.He took the bowl carefully and asked, "Why can't people?"

Shen Shuli explained: "If a person does not have magic power, he cannot transform into a form."

Xie Yixin nodded. It is impossible for a mortal man to conceive without accidents. He had already guessed that the man was not a mortal.He said: "Since that's the case, how about letting that big brother transform himself into a female body?"

Yun Yangling drooped his eyelids, and said: "Whoever cures the disease must find a cure for the root cause. The shape has not changed, so what's the use?"

Xie Yixin asked: "Why is he pregnant with a yang body? Isn't this against yin and yang?"

Shen Shuli's face was the same, but the hands behind her were faintly clutching her sleeves.

Yun Yangling patiently explained: "Some monsters, demons, and immortals are born with two sexes. Like my father, he is a real Jasmine, so he has the ability to conceive a child. He has cultivated into a yang body, but he has no way to have a child. What's more, the next It is yin, and the upper is yang, where is it contrary to yin and yang?"

Shen Shuli was still listening to the teachings reverently at first, but the more she listened, the less she meant it. When she looked up and saw her uncle's half-smile and playful eyes, she knew that he was no longer serious.Her ears turned crimson involuntarily, and then she glared at Yun Yangling.

Xie Yi's heart was clear at the beginning, but then he became confused again, "What is the next..."

Shen Shuli said anxiously, "Slightly."

Xie Yixin let out an "oh", tilted his head and asked, "What's the meaning of looking at the moon?"

Shen Shuli was afraid that his uncle's words would come out of the moon, and he would die if the words were not shocking, and said: "Wangyue gave birth." The Adam's apple moved up and down, and added: "It can only be the full moon."

Xie Yixin suddenly realized that he was holding the bowl and didn't dare to move. Yun Yangling leaned on the door frame, looked at the water and smiled meaningfully.

The author has something to say: Erpilian is driving again (covering his face)

In this chapter, the discussion about eating, giving birth, and yin and yang are all stupid people's nonsense, just take a look at it, just take a look, don't take it seriously.

Because Yunnai is a jasmine flower, it can give birth to Yunyangling

O(∩_∩)O is still nonsense hehehe