we are all gay

Formaldehyde was placed in Meiyunli for a period of time after it was renovated.By the time it opened, it was almost August.The young master ordered takeaway from the store for the people in their company.I couldn't wait for Fatty on the eMule, so I got off the car to look for him.

Downstairs of the young master, I saw the fat man carrying more than a dozen cups of milk tea on his arms, and he stood there dumbfounded, looking at three people not far away: one tall, one low, two men, and a beautiful girl.

I approached the fat man and asked, "What are you doing here?"

The fat man panicked and didn't speak.

Na Gao said: "I heard that the owner of this milk tea shop is a shareholder. He said that he fell in love with the man who opened the shop."

The woman said, "No way! The boss is a crook."

The low said: "The company has spread, tsk tsk, it's disgusting."

The three of them chirped, like sparrows having a meeting in the autumn tree when they had nothing to do.

I dragged the fat man up to the three of them, and they were startled.I scolded at the top of my voice: "What's wrong with liking men! What's wrong with being crooked! It's stopping you from getting rich or eating and drinking! What are you thinking, you cavemen travel through time! People can fall in love with a bowl of beef ramen. You can spend a lifetime with cats and dogs, so many cross-races and cross-subjects can be combined, can't a living person fall in love with a similar person who has the same chromosome as himself!

nausea?You have the nerve to be disgusted, you still have the face to be disgusted!Do you know what is the most disgusting?For the benefit of mankind to breed the next generation and combine it is disgusting, just as a fucking reproductive tool, disgusting to the next generation!If I don't have the capital and courage to drive, I don't allow others to drive. This kind of person is worthy of being poor behind the car. "

I didn't wait for them to react, I dragged the fat man and ran away.The fat man was also stupid, so he was dragged away by me.It ran for a long time before stopping.

The milk tea in the fat man's hand spilled all over us, the fat man gasped and said, "Why the hell are you running?"

I said, "I'm so fucking afraid of being beaten!"

This is our first business in Meiyunli, and it doesn't get off to a good start.Not only unlucky, but also saw blood.The blood flowed from my thigh memory in denim shorts, and the fat man laughed and said, "Oh, Meizi, your relative is here!" Then seeing my miserable expression, he picked me up like crazy and ran to the hospital.

I'm pregnant.

When the fat man got the checklist, he slapped me without saying a word.The fat man was right, he was so strong that he slapped my ears for quite a while.

Then the fat man pointed at me and yelled: "You fucking went to see that scum again, didn't you! Why the hell are you just humiliating yourself like that! You're a fucking idiot!"

The fat man gritted his teeth and pointed at my nose and cursed.I think if the young master hadn't stopped me, he could have slapped me again; I don't think he wanted to wake me up, but he wanted to kill the child himself; I don't think he wanted to scold me, he was afraid.

My tinnitus will be better when the fat man's voice becomes hoarse.I looked at Fatty, looked at him, and said, "Fatty, I really don't want to kill anyone anymore."

I cried, and the fat man cried too.Before the fat man's tears fell, he cursed "Damn", and then turned his head away.

During the period when Mei Yunli first opened for business, because of the young master's care, the business was okay.The young master would order takeaway from Meiyunli every Friday, and it would be delivered by the fat man every time.The fat man sent it directly to the young master's office, and then the young master distributed it to the people in their company cup by cup.When the young master served milk tea, the fat man followed behind.

Then, the business of the milk tea shop gradually improved.We can afford small workers, so we don't have to work so hard.At this time, my stomach gradually rounded up.I don't know when it started, the young master and the fat man started to bring some small clothes and toys home.

Once I saw the young master bring back a wooden crib, and the fat man brought back a small truck.In fact, the young master's house is quite big, but now it has been stuffed with these things so that there is no room for footsteps.

There was also a time when the two of them were obsessed with naming my stomach.The way they fought made me uncomfortable.Because the month is getting bigger and bigger, I love to feel sleepy, and I don't know when I will fall asleep.Then when I woke up, I saw someone's masterpiece written on the bulging belly.

The few names that the two of them can probably think of are "Baizi", "Yuzi", "Baiyu" and "Yubai".Painted on my belly several times, back and forth.I'm too lazy to take a shower and just have these names fucked on my belly.

By the time of the New Year, my belly was already seven months old.The young master took the fat man and me back to his house for the New Year.This is the second time I saw Lao Yu. When Lao Yu opened the door and saw me with a big belly and a fat man with a blushing face, he asked the young master with a smile, "Which one is yours?" The young master said, "Both of them. "

Fatty, me and my stomach were all taken aback, but Lao Yu was as happy as if he had suddenly made a fortune.

We stayed at the young master's house during the New Year, and within two days Lao Yu took his wife out to wander.So there are only three of us in the family, three and a half.

I asked the fat man, "Didn't you go home with the young master? You were still shy." The fat man said stupidly, "It's different."

I didn't ask why it was different, because the fat man started calling the young master after he finished speaking: "Yun Sheng, do you have a ruler at home?"

The young master who just came out of the bathroom wiped his hair and said, "Yes, why do you need a ruler?"

The fat man waved his hands and said, "I'll measure the sleeves of the bathrobe to see if they're three feet long."

Then, I felt pretty self-conscious about going to bed.

On April NO.17, the piece of meat in my stomach could not wait to get out, and turned into a little boy covered in milky smell.The final name was "Yu Bai".Later, I went to Ningxia with the cost of opening a shop, and left Eleven and Yu Bai to the fat man and the young master.

Before leaving, the fat man called me a rotten person.Fatty knows me so fucking well.I'm just a rotten person who is messed up in his bones and wants to make trouble in other people's world; I'm an irresponsible rotten person who leaves after making trouble.I'm just a 23-year-old rotten person who wants to be calm.

If you have money to eat big meals, but if you have no money to eat rice, this is the rottenness of this era.I'm just a pawn rotten in this era, I can only keep moving forward, trying not to be eaten, ready to give way at any time, and if I'm lucky, I can scare others.My dream is not to eat generals, my dream is to live.

The author has something to say:

Dazai's nonsense:

Note: "The sleeves of the kimono are three feet long. The purple sash is not fastened, if you dare, pull it off——Yoshino Akiko"

Jing Chuan is Dazai's favorite woman, not one of them.The young master and the fat man continued to be sweet.

I don’t know if Dazai wrote it clearly, what happened to Mr. Zhu on the day about Meizi on the spot