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Back in Shanghai, Fatty, Eleven and I were fostered at the young master's house.I slept with Eleven, and Fatty slept with the young master.After thinking about it, I sold that Sao Langhong, exchanged some money, and opened a milk tea shop with Fatty.The young master also took a stake.So, 30% for me, 30% for the fat man, and 40% for the young master.The money is not enough, the young master joins in.We're not really boss material.

Fatty gave this milk tea shop a nice name: "Meiyunli".It's not that he has artistic bacteria, he is a late-stage lazy cancer, and he took the names of the three of us together.In order to save money, the three of us did the decoration in Meiyunli by ourselves.They reposted Wa'an furniture, and I used my expertise to graffiti on the wall.

The fat man asked, "What did you draw?"

I said, "A woman with no clothes and two men with no clothes."

Fatty silly: "I can't see it."

I accompanied Shale: "It's fine if you don't see it."

The fat man said: "Eleventh is different now. We need to change our name and surname. It is called Earn Money, which is auspicious for fortune. You can't have the surname Zhu, but take his surname, Bai."

I said, "Earn money for nothing?"

The fat man held back for a while, and said, "That's okay. Meizi can be your surname."

I said, "May earn money?"

The fat man held back his internal injuries and said, "It's not good. Master, let your last name be yours. By the way, what's your last name, Master?"

The young master said, "Yu, Yu Yunsheng."

I said, "Yu earn money?"

The young master said: "The cloud makes money."

Fatty and I nodded in agreement, learned people are different.

The fat man grumbled and said, "Master, your name is too difficult to pronounce."

The young master said, "Yun Sheng. It's not difficult to call."

The fat man repeated stupidly: "Yunsheng, Yunsheng, it sounds so good."

The decoration of Meiyunli took about a month. When the fat man repeatedly called the young master's name, I took on the task of purchasing materials for making milk tea.In fact, the young master made a purchase list, and I bought it accordingly.So I searched all over Shanghai according to the purchase order.

I found the materials and old songs, and that day was July [-]th.

Lao Qu doesn't really talk much.He walked slowly in front, and I followed slowly behind.It was already 11:30 in the middle of the night, and there were not many people in Shuilin Bay. Occasionally, there would be one or two people who came back late or left late.The tree next to the building number seven seemed to have just been pruned. I followed Lao Qu into the elevator. After he pressed the 21st floor, he took a handkerchief and wiped his hands.Lao Qu really has a cleanliness.

The elevator went up to the 21st floor, the door opened, and I followed Lao Qu out.There is only one door next to the elevator, and Lao Qu opened the door to go in, and I followed.As soon as I entered, Lao Qu closed the door.

The old Qu's house is very big, and the living room is very spacious. In the spacious living room, there is only one black rhinoceros head chair.Lao Qu didn't speak, took off his suit jacket and went into the kitchen.I didn't say anything, and followed him to the kitchen door, but I didn't go in.

After a while, Lao Qu came out of the kitchen with two bowls of noodles, put a bowl in front of me, and then he took a bowl for himself and sat down on the chair next to me.Lao Qu sat down and started to eat noodles. He ate noodles seriously.I lost my appetite and didn't touch the bowl of noodles.

I went to the chair with the rhinoceros head and touched it with my hand. The rhinoceros head is made of fiberglass and is very cold.Then something blindfolded my eyes and I felt hands move behind my head, it felt like a tie.I was thrown on the rhino head chair, the chair body is leather, a little hard, it is very uncomfortable to lie on it.

I felt a maggot festering all over my body lingering on my body.It reminds me of the vomit of ghosts in bars who vomited their stomachs out, their guts out, their guts out.So they returned to feasting and feasting.

Lao Qu wouldn't vomit because he had never seen him drunk before. He drank a drink from the boss and smiled and said, "She wasn't drunk either. She walked out of the bar after drinking, got into a car and disappeared. Then The car is red."

I don't know why I'm thinking these things, they're like uncontrolled maggots coming out of my brain.I heard a voice say, "What if?" Another voice replied, "It doesn't matter."

I don't know whose voices these are, and I don't know why they are here.All I heard was a voice that kept shouting, "Don't speak. Don't speak. Don't speak..." Keep shouting, keep shouting...

I woke up in the rhino head chair, the tie over my eyes had slipped down my neck, and I was reflected in the floor-to-ceiling windows like a dying dog.Next to me is a pack of cigarettes and a red Zippo.I took a cigarette out of my mouth and lit it. I took a puff, but I couldn't swallow it, feeling sick.Just hold it in your hand and watch it pump itself.

When the smoke was about to burn out, I wanted to snuff it out, but I didn't.He casually pressed the cigarette butt to the rhinoceros head chair, and found that there were already a bunch of spots on the chair that had been burned by cigarette butts.I shook my head, what a pity.Thinking about it again, it's not a pity.Lao Qu never regrets, but Lao Qu has a cleanliness habit, why does he still keep this rhino head chair that is used as an ashtray?

I remember Lao Qu asked me "Rhinoceros is better than noodles", how did I answer it?Oh, by the way, I answered "The rhinoceros bird is delicious".Maybe Lao Qu didn't want to ask me for an answer in the first place.Lao Qu likes to eat noodles, and also likes to eat rhinoceros.He gave me the answer from the beginning and asked me to choose, no matter which one I choose, it is what he wants.

I don't want to add another to this pile of specks, it's too disgusting.I got up and searched for an ashtray.But there is only such a rhinoceros head chair in the whole hall, and there is no place to put an ashtray at all.

I searched around barefoot, there was no ashtray in the kitchen, but I saw a case book on the dining table at the door of the kitchen.The date of the book was NO.11 in July last year, and it said that two subjects were listed: neurology and gynecology.I don't know the lot of medicines in neurology, and I don't know the medicine in gynecology.I only know the word "B-ultrasound", and there are a lot of numbers below.

Then I went to the study to look for it, but there was no one in the study.There is none in the bathroom, only a bathrobe in the bathroom.There is nothing in the room.Master bedroom - There is a small coffee table in the master bedroom, but there is nothing on the coffee table.There is a mural on the white wall next to the coffee table, which is a plum blossom in full bloom, stretching upwards from the base of the wall, like a death row prisoner desperately trying to break free from the shackles.

I didn't stay in the master bedroom too much, the master bedroom has a smell of blood.I hate the smell of blood, it's the smell of dying.I went back to the living room, put the cigarette butt in my palm, rubbed it twice, took a bottle of wine from the dining room, stuffed the cigarette butt in my hand into my mouth, and swallowed it.

I seem to have turned into a rhinoceros bird.

The author has something to say:

Dazai's nonsense:

"If you don't like it that much, you will chew it slowly", Dazai has a deep understanding of it.