The second disease teaches you to be a man [comprehensive]

Saiki Kusuo sat on the sofa with a dull expression.

On his left and right are two couples, one of which was born suddenly under his nose overnight.

to his left—

Qi Mu Guochun smiled silly, and he picked up a banana on the table and handed it to Qi Mu's mother.

"Mom, let me feed you bananas, ah, open your mouth."

Qi Mu Guochun's ordinary face was greasy - probably because he didn't wipe his mouth after dinner.

Seeing such an unappetizing greasy mouth attacking her, Saiki Kurumi smiled sweetly. There seemed to be beautiful cherry blossoms fluttering in spring in the background, and she opened her mouth happily.

"Ah, um."

Did you forget you haven't peeled the bananas yet, stupid dad.

Saiki Kusuo's green glasses reflected an indifferent light.

to his right-

Guang Zhouyou leaned lazily on Saiki Kongsuke's body, his new lover hugged him tightly with one hand around his waist, and stuffed the cut fruit on the plate with the other hand. His bright red lips.

The big black cat eyes of the black-haired boy squinted contentedly, like a little prince born with a spoon in his mouth, enjoying the courteousness and service of his concubine.

Qi Mukongzhu squeezed Guangzhouyou's white and tender face affectionately, until he saw that the corners of his eyes were smeared with grievance, and then he put down his sinful hand with a wicked sense of humor.

He cast his playful eyes on Saiki Kusuo who seemed to be in another world in the middle, and said eccentrically, "Wow, Kusuo! Do you want Nissan to feed you too?"

"Don't get involved with me"

Saiki Kusuo had an indifferent face.

In the middle of the two of you, Qi Muguochun suddenly bounced off the sofa like an electric shock, and screamed strangely.

"What??! So Sorasuke, you and Yuu are together!"

No, I just found out now.

"I do not know how!"

Now that you are aware of it, quickly play the role of an adult and stop this hantai pedophile!

Qi Mu's mother blushed: "Yes, Dad, look at how beautiful they are, I can recall the feeling when we first fell in love."

"That's right! That was 15 years ago. At that time, I was a young man with many fans and all-round sports. At that time, I saw a girl who was stopped and harassed by gangsters. Ah, that was a beautiful and lovely mother..."

"Don't force memory into it"

"What a beautiful youth! Kongsuke!" Qi Mu Guochun burst into tears, obviously moved by himself and cried, "I never thought that you could find such a beautiful lover!"

Hey, look clearly, this is a man!

"I thought Sorasuke would skip a grade and go abroad to study at Oxford and Harvard for more than ten years in a lonely life. From a teenager to middle age, he still only wanted to be with his inventions."

This is quite possible.

"...And then because of emptiness and loneliness, a robot will be made to marry her! In the end, the robot was accidentally unplugged by bad guys and can no longer be used anymore. Sorasuke is heartbroken and decides to destroy the world!"

Qi Mu Guochun was moved to wipe his tears with a napkin.

There are too many plots in your imagination, hey!And the robot that cannot be used after being unplugged is too low!

"I didn't expect Sorasuke to be able to leave the singles at the age of 14... woo woo woo..."

After Guangzhouyou bit off the last piece of fruit with a whimper, he took out a white handkerchief with a gold border from the pocket of his tailor-made dress jacket, and wiped the corners of his mouth gracefully like a real little prince. .

Saiki Kongsuke, who showed a doting expression next to him, turned his head to look at Kusuo and became extremely mocking for a moment, with a sense of superiority in his tone.

"Ah, I found that I can finally defeat you in one comprehension, Kusuo! I have a lover, but you don't."

You are not in love, this is abduction.

Saiki Kusuo crushed the glass in his hand.

"Hey, isn't that right, Youjiang?" Qi Mukongzhu's eyes and brows were filled with pride, and he felt that the gloom and unhappiness he had been holding back for 14 years had all evaporated at this moment.

Well, you guys will be separated soon anyway, believe it or not.

"I want you to feed me too~ You-chan~" Qi Mukongsuke prolonged the tone.

So greasy.

Guang Zhouyou heard the words and picked up the bread on the table, and carefully tore it into pieces.He turned his body slightly, looked up at his lover seriously, and put the bread to Sorasuke's mouth.

【Is Kusuo jealous?All the humiliation I have suffered is for you to taste today. 】Sorasuke stared affectionately at the delicious bread in front of him with one eye, and looked at Kusuo with contempt with the other eye.

This expression is ugly.

But when Saiki Kongsuke was about to enjoy it happily, the boy suddenly pulled his hand back.

"This is?" The black-haired boy looked surprised.

"Huh? So it's the bread that Dad bought, no wonder it's moldy."

"This is the poison that the spies of the chicken breast country of the neighboring country put in the food of our Augustus country. After eating it, you will die in three seconds!" Guangzhou looked tragic.

That's enough, don't add drama to yourself, and no one is forcing you to eat.And the name of the neighboring country is not in the same style as your country, what the hell is the chicken breast country.

"It doesn't matter, as long as you feed me, even if it's poisonous, I'm willing..."

"Father, I'm so touched!" Saiki's mother threw herself into her husband's arms after hearing Sorasuke's words, wiping tears in relief.

"No!" The noble prince in a snow-white dress was dignified, with a serious expression, and the golden tassels on his shoulders swayed slightly, avoiding the dog's head who wanted to come over and grab the bread in his hand.

"This is evidence that the neighboring country is at war. The chicken breast country is provoking our country. This should be handed over to the Duke for safekeeping."

He miraculously took out a forensic sealed bag from his pocket, packed the bread in it and handed it to Kusuo.

Throw it away if it gets moldy.

The psychic who was stared at by his brother with terrifying eyes expressed that he didn't want it.

The author has something to say: :) The sweet and greasy life of the lovely Kong Zhou party, ah ~ guess what the next world is hehehe