The second disease teaches you to be a man [comprehensive]

The current Mitsuyuu is a handsome black-haired young man who is about to enter his junior high school, while his part-time Nissan Kusuo is one year older than him, and Sorasuke is three years older than him.

The grown-up Guang Zhouyou himself has advanced to the realm of a master in the specialty of the second disease, which is specifically manifested in the fact that he has lost all character settings and world views, and has reached the lofty state of returning to the basics.

During the summer vacation before junior high school, Saiki Kusuo, who was forced to awaken his mother's caregiver attributes, dragged his (false) brother to the dining table.

"Xiaoyou has woken up! Come and taste the curry rice I cooked! Today Xiaoyou is as cute and handsome as yesterday!" Saiki Kurumi's background bloomed with little flowers.

Qi Mu Guochun bit his tie tearfully, "Mom, don't you love me! I'm not the most handsome person in my mother's heart anymore!"

Qi Mu's mother dropped the plate in her hand and held Qi Mu's father's hands tightly, with tears in her eyes.

"No! Dad will always be the most handsome person in my mind! No matter whether it is the President of the United States or the famous idol actor Liu Shentong, compared to Dad, it seems like a fly around the poop!"

"Mom is the most beautiful and beautiful person in the world. No matter how Statue of Liberty or Venus are like rotten apple cores in the gutter at the door, they are completely incomparable with Mom!"

"father!"

"mom!"

"father!"

Really blind.

After eating the breakfast sprinkled with dog food, Qi Mu Kongsuke stopped Guang Zhouyou who wanted to go back to his room to study the magic circle.

The black-haired boy didn't turn around, but tilted his head slightly. The warm breeze gently blew the black hair on his forehead, revealing a side face with no dead ends, and his eyes were sharp and arrogant.

"Heh, an ordinary person without elemental affinity dares to call the world's greatest great magician that! However, I am a kind person, so please forgive your disrespect! Tell me your request!"

Saiki Kongsuke has apparently been able to basically ignore the long passage of the second disease, and forcibly make it up in an instant-"What's the matter with Nissan?"

"You-chan, come to the room with me? Nissan has something to ask for you."

The greatest magician in the world was about to mercifully agree to the plea of ​​an ordinary person, when he heard the magic apprentice next to him suddenly interrupted.

Saiki? Magic Apprentice? Kusuo: "Yu, I have something to do with you."

If this guy knew what his perverted brother was thinking, he would never have thought about it.

The great magician's eyes hesitated between the incompatible two people, "Hey, as the strongest man in the world, his charisma is really extraordinary, what annoyance!"

shut up.

Saiki Kusuo wiped his mouth methodically and put down the napkin.Although this guy is indeed quite troublesome, but at least he can be regarded as a stupid oh Doudou, and he must not be allowed to encounter the clutches of that beast brother.

"Although my lord insists on the principle of equal exposure to rain and dew, it is a pity that this rare opportunity is first come, first served! But as a magic apprentice, you have already gone one step further than ordinary people, so let him have this opportunity !"

The Master Magician decided to turn to the signboard of this ordinary man whom he admired so much first.

Yeah, yeah, don't regret it later.Saiki Kusuo calmly looked away.

Saiki Sorasuke's room is full of gadgets he made himself, and the tiny and complicated metal parts are scattered on the ground, shining with a cold light.

His bed and desk were all modified by himself, which effectively expanded the usable area of ​​the entire room.And his bookcase is full of some extremely obscure books, and people who don't know it may think that this is a room of a university professor or a scientist.

Qi Mukong sat in front of his desk with a smile and Mimi, calmly closed the "Method of Inheriting the Same Sex" spread out on the table, pulled the black-haired boy onto his lap with one hand, and with the other He wrapped his arms around the black-haired boy's waist and held him tightly to his chest.

"Hey, Yuchan," Saiki Kongsuke turned on the projector and pressed the play button, a video made by holographic projection appeared in the air, there is no doubt that he could make such a black technology product at the age of 14 The degree of genius that helped him was unmatched.

"I stayed up all night making this video for you to watch."

The great magician in his arms didn't blush shyly or feel awkward, but just looked at him with pity.Ah, has his admiration for the great magician reached this point?

Accompanied by the weird and mysterious video bgm, Saiki Kongsuke waved his hands in the air and gave an impassioned speech.

"I think you know it! Xiaonan is a superpower, and we are just ordinary people in this world! But Kusuo was able to be born in this world, there is still a gene of an idiot father mixed with the excellent genes of his mother Creatures produced!"

"Since the combination of their genes can give birth to Kusuo, it means that if the combination of the better me and Yu-chan you can give birth to a person who is more talented than a superpower, hehehehehe."

Sai Mukongsuke's eyes were red, and he looked like a ghost, "There is no doubt that our descendants are definitely better than Kusuo, so we can undoubtedly defeat that sultry and sinister dead otaku! Hehehehe! "

The esper who happened to pass by the door was so shocked that his expression went blank:! ! !

You are a crime!

Saiki Kusuo who was standing at the door was hesitating whether he should go in and interrupt the fantasies in his broken brother's mind.

"That's right! I have already researched the method of in vitro fertilization. As long as our germ cells are combined and cultivated, our offspring must have a high probability of being superhuman!"

It is more likely that a fool like Dad will be created due to atavistic inheritance.

The great magician who was sitting in his arms seemed to be shocked by this heroic speech.

"What did you say?"

That's right, that's it, quickly reject this guy, he's gone crazy.

Should I call the police at this time, and arrest this pervert for child abduction.

The superpower silently took out his phone.

"I didn't expect you to have such an awareness!" The magician held his chin in a deep face, and was actually moved by such a ghostly speech. "Your devotion to magic really shocked me!"

Are you really talking about the same thing!

"For the peril of the entire magic world, you are willing to make such a sacrifice. Our offspring will definitely be very good! So what do I need to do now?"

Hello!Are you serious!

Qi Mu Kongsuke's expression returned to calm, and he responded happily after hearing the words, "It's too early to say, after all, you can't produce beeps yet, we just need to make preparations first. Let me see ...According to the book, this kind of relationship needs to have a little emotional foundation first, and now I ask you to be my lover!"

"no problem."

Nani! ! ? ?Saiki Kusuo is not well.

He pushed open the door of his brother's room with a bang, and looked coldly at the two people stacked together in strange postures, for some reason, he felt like he was catching rape on the bed.

Especially at this time, Saiki Kongsuke turned his head with a strangely happy face, and greeted him cheerfully, "Yo! Isn't this Kusuo! Now Yu-chan is not yours anymore, Doudou, he is now Your sister-in-law!"

Shut up, you scum.

The author has something to say: Youjiang, who was in a trance, was abducted by Nissan.

But he doesn't have any extra feelings for Sorasuke, just family affection.As for Sosuke, emmmmm...

We can't predict the idea of ​​shaking m