left side of the solar system

The next morning, Brother Hao didn't sleep in until noon as usual, but got up early. Although he didn't sleep much all night and got up very painful, he finally won. After waking up, Xiao Siyuan washed up, dressed up briefly, and took him to a famous "Hao Zai Lai" bun shop behind the bar to eat buns with the "little donkey".

Brother Hao’s steamed stuffed bun hadn’t eaten a few bites before an old lady in her 60s came in. She sat across from Brother Hao with a smile on her face. The old lady lived near the steamed stuffed bun shop for decades. She My home is not far from Brother Hao's bar, so it's a mile away.

Brother Hao is really a celebrity, well known to women and scholars, the old lady recognized Brother Hao at a glance, knew that he was the bar owner, and knew that Brother Hao was gay, the old lady hated homosexuality on weekdays, and thought that a big man should get married when he arrived But the age said that he would not get married, it would be nice to find a girl to live a good life, wouldn't it be gay!If you want to die, you must find a man to be your wife. What kind of a big man is this? It's disgusting to think about it.

But Brother Hao didn't know her. While staring at Brother Hao, she also noticed another foodie Xiao Siyuan who was sitting next to him, and her heart was even more unbalanced. Brother Hao was extremely angry at the injustice, he hated Brother Hao to the bone, he stopped eating the buns, his smile froze, his face was stretched as long as Changbai Mountain, and he even had a murderous face.

As soon as that smile loosened, no one really saw it. I guess she would be frightened by her "beautiful face" when she looked in the mirror at this time: her face was wrinkled like a terraced field in Yunnan, one after another; when she was young, she should She is a beautiful woman with double eyelids, otherwise how could her eyelids droop so long?The hair seems to be standing up; the zoo is like seeing orangutans, or the bun shop bought tickets before entering, and they don’t want to miss it. They look at the old and the young without blinking, with a look of surprise on their faces. And unbelievable, the mouth is half open, and if it is opened a little wider, the shop owner will definitely be called to help find dentures...

Brother Hao regretted coming to the bun shop to eat buns. He didn't think much about it at the time. He came here for convenience. He just ate buns. Who knew that he would encounter such a thing. Just go to the city to have breakfast. No one knows. For myself, there is no chance for a "good person" like the old lady to be surprised.

But it was too late to regret. Brother Hao finished eating the buns in the old lady's 1 "blessing" eyes of "you bastard, you won't even let a child go, this girl will fight you hard", that kind of The steamed stuffed bun with hatred staring at it is hard to swallow, the three steamed stuffed buns choked on two and a half, did not choke brother Hao to death, and he couldn’t eat half of the steamed stuffed bun, so he threw it on the table and escaped with Xiao Siyuan out of the steamed stuffed bun shop.

Brother Hao would like to eat it all, but the question is where should he swallow it?Swallow it on your ribs, I haven't done anything bad yet!The old lady had such a big reaction, and if she ate it again, she would probably die.

As soon as Xiao Siyuan stood up, the old lady saw him more "transparently": he was quite long with loose hair, like a savage; I don't know where he got this big suit, it didn't fit very well Well, a lunatic looks like a lunatic; fish looking for fish, shrimp looking for shrimp, lunatic looking for a psychopath!After the old lady watched Brother Hao and Xiao Siyuan go out, she immediately fainted...