Wearing women's clothing to farm [live]

Song Chi coughed after holding back for a long time, trying to divert Cao Dashuai's attention, "Did you drink?"

Dashuai Cao responded, "Well, a little."

No wonder Song Chi smelled the smell of alcohol on him, Song Chi frowned slightly and asked, "Drunk?"

Dashuai Cao chuckled: "I'm awake, how about you, daughter-in-law, is it still hurting?"

Why did this topic come back again?

Song Chi said helplessly, "...it doesn't hurt anymore."

Dashuai Cao laughed, and suddenly leaned close to Song Chi's ear, and said in a very soft voice: "Daughter-in-law, what I said is really effective."

Song Chi's face flushed, and he just responded with a "hmm" when he heard the words.

Song Chi narrowed his eyes and suddenly remembered the thing Aunt Lin stuffed for him.Tsk, the night is long, the bridal chamber is lonely and widowed, Cao Dashuai drank again...

Song Chi didn't dare to think about it!

"Ah, I'm sleepy..."

Cao Dashuai didn't care about Song Chi's reaction, he yawned, turned around and began to make the bed, quickly undressed, took off his shoes, and got under the covers.

After a while, I heard snoring from under the bed.

【Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!Groundhog screams! ! 】

[Fuck, shouldn't you be doing wedding candles in the bridal chamber!He actually fell asleep alone!Let me down too much? ! 】

[Hahaha, the anchor, you just had such a flirty expression, I like it! ! ! 】

【Why!How could this be!I want to see the kind where the bed board will collapse if it is very intense! ! 】

[Haha, sisters in front don't leave, if you can talk, talk more...]

【冲鸭啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊】

…………

Song Chi: "..."

Seeing the barrage of wolves howling, Song Chi's face turned red.

Nima, he was so embarrassed.

It turned out that Song Chi was just thinking too much, how could this Cao Dasha know what the bridal chamber flowers and candles were doing!

that night.

Song Chi had another strange dream, which was repeated and felt very real, it was a dream but not a dream.

The reason was that Song Chi suddenly heard a ringing in his ears, so frightened that he hurriedly lifted off the red hijab that was obtrusive to his eyes, revealing a pretty face with exquisite makeup.

What Song Chi saw was the flickering red candles, and the decoration was actually a strange new house.

Very festive.

He didn't know what was going on at this time, he looked down and found that he was still wearing the wedding dress that Mrs. Lin embroidered for him.

"Ma'am, are you listening?"

lady!

Song Chi was awakened by a cry from behind him, and when he turned around, he saw Dashuai Cao in a red cannon.

Cao Dashuai didn't know when he woke up, and he sat alone at the table, drinking wine with a flagon in his hand, with a slightly drunk face.

When Dashuai Cao saw Song Chi looking over, his eyes were blurred and he wondered why he was so anxious before he came to lift the red hijab.

Song Chi stared at him and asked, "You, didn't you just sleep?"

Dasha obviously just fell asleep, why did he drink again in the blink of an eye?

"Haha, madam is really in a hurry."

After hearing the sound, Cao Dashuai put the flagon in his hand aside, stood up and grinned at him: "That's right, a spring night is worth a thousand dollars, let's... let's go straight to the wedding."

"Dongdongdong...a bridal chamber?"

The corner of Song Chi's mouth twitched, and he stammered: "Who, who wants to marry you!"

Dashuai Cao blinked innocently, and said with a faint smile, "Of course it's with Madam."

"No, silly, you'd better go to sleep first..."

Song Chi panicked, and quickly pushed Marshal Cao onto the bed, "I, I still have things to think about."

"Ma'am~"

As soon as Dashuai Cao got close to the bed, he turned around and stretched out his arms to hug Song Chi, and even led him to fall on the bed, "It's late at night, if you want to sleep, naturally sleep together. Could it be that Ma'am, you are shy?"

"Who……"

Song Chi couldn't laugh or cry when he heard this: "What are you talking about, you fool, who is shy!"

Cao Dashuai's eyes became more and more confused: "Isn't it~"

"Get up, die again!"

"Hurry up, silly, get up!"

"Dasha, you are drunk, get up if you are obedient..."

"Wait, ma'am, what did you call me?"

Dashuai Cao suddenly stretched out his hand and flicked Song Chi's forehead, and said angrily, "Why do you call me stupid."

Song Chi sighed lightly: "Okay, handsome."

I forgot that Cao Dasha didn't like him being called Dasha!

Dashuai Cao suddenly had clear eyes, his voice was slightly hoarse, and he said, "No, I am your husband, you have to call me husband."

After finishing speaking, he opened his mouth and bit Song Chi's earlobe.

"..."

Song Chi's earlobe was bitten, trembling slightly, and a flash of emotion flashed in his eyes.

Song Chi was confused.

Nima!

He couldn't even figure out what the situation was. How did Dasha speak with reason and evidence, and his thinking became clear?

And to do such embarrassing things to him...

Marshal Cao didn't know what Song Chi was thinking about in his mind. He felt hot after drinking, and he only felt that the person under him smelled very good.

He touched Song Chi's waist unconsciously, Song Chi let out a muffled snort, and he laughed softly, "Madam is so fragrant~"

"Wait, explain to me..."

The scorching breath sprayed Song Chi's face all over his face. He couldn't take it anymore, so he had to talk nonsense to delay some time, "I, I have to listen to your explanation!"

"Explain what?"

Dashuai Cao chuckled, leaned into his ear and said, "I'm a fox, didn't I explain it to you, madam?"

Song Chi looked a little weird: "What? Are you a fox?"

For a moment.

Uncontrollably, some extremely messy images appeared in Song Chi's mind. In the images, he was wearing a wedding gown, being blown and beaten out of the door by eight sedan chairs.

The folks in the whole street came out to watch the excitement, with red makeup and firecrackers all the way, so grand.

But when they passed through a small forest, they suddenly encountered a very famous flower picker.

The flower picker seemed to have been prepared long ago, and his target was the bride in the sedan chair.

The flower picker brought several ants' nests, and the flower picker casually threw a few ants' nests at the wedding party, and the scene suddenly fell into chaos.At this moment, the flower picker snatched Song Chi away...

The flower picker kidnapped Song Chi to a path where few people passed by. The flower picker was really not a human being, so he was ready to fight without saying a word, tearing up Song Chi's clothes.

Song Chi resisted desperately and shouted for help. Fortunately, the timing was just right, and Song Chi was rescued in time by a young hero passing by.

The young hero is superb in martial arts, and he beat the flower picker to the bum, saying that he would teach the flower picker to be a man again, so that he could reform himself.

The flower picker was subdued when he was conquered, and he was so frightened that he knelt down and begged for mercy. He listened to the young hero's words and vowed to abandon evil and do good, and never do evil again.

In the end, the flower picker rolled as far as he could.

The young man who rescued Song Chi was handsome and personable, especially he had a chivalrous heart that drew his sword to help when he saw injustice.

Song Chi was naturally tempted when he saw it, and asked the hero shyly:

"Where does the hero live?"

"Have you ever had a wife?"

"Are there any relatives in the family?"

In the end, he said to the young hero boldly and bluntly: "Hero, do you think I am suitable to be your wife?"

The young heroes all replied truthfully one by one: "I live in Fox Nine Cave, Fox Mountain. I have never married a wife. There are no other brothers or sisters in the family, only Fox Sixty's old mother. I think you are very suitable to be my wife..."

Song Chi: "..."

Feelings, this handsome young hero, is not a human being, he turned into a human being from a fox.

Song Chi never imagined that his cheerful young man would be like this... He was scared and at a loss, and when he was in a hurry, he sat down on the ground and cried loudly regardless of his image.

The young hero only treats him as pear blossoms with rain when he cries, he can't resist, he is flustered when he cries, so he hastened around to comfort him...

Wait, this picture, this plot...

Song Chi looked at him and felt very familiar, as if someone had told him about it?

After thinking about it, isn't this the joke story Cao Dashuai told him.

The plot is the same...

Could it be that he was thinking too much just now, even thinking about it in his dreams?

Song Chi came to such a conclusion after pondering in his head, no way...

Song Chi realized that Cao Dashuai's hand had already touched his skin, he hurriedly pressed his hand down, with a complicated look in his eyes, hehehe smiled wryly: "Wait! I, I must be dreaming Bar?"

There is only a dream, there is everything.

"Yes, in a dream."

Dashuai Cao looked into his eyes and said with a smile: "Madam is right, since it's in a dream, let's be a pair of happy gods..."

After Cao Dashuai finished speaking, he immediately held up Song Chi's face, not allowing him to avoid anything, and kissed him deeply...

"Uh...uh..."

Song Chi's jaw was raised, and his cheeks were extremely hot!The heartbeat is so frantic!It's the handsome green slag that makes him a little uncomfortable...

"uh-huh……"

Song Chi opened his eyes in suffocation and confusion. He wanted to push away Cao Dashuai who was pressing on him, but his whole body was soft after being kissed by the handsome Cao. There was no extra strength.

Seeing Song Chi's "humming and chirping" comfortably, Cao Dashuai ripped off Song Chihong's wedding dress with joy...

The bright red silk slipped to the ground...

I saw figures swaying in the red gauze tent, and the spring scenery is beautiful, which is not suitable for children.

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah!"

Song Chi was irritated and sat up suddenly, "Damn it! Stop it, why not!!"

"Ouch..."

At the same time, a figure "gudong" was kicked out of the bed by Song Chi, and the quilt and pillow rolled all over the floor. Someone got up from under the bed and stuck his head out...

Cao Dashuai looked extremely embarrassed, "Daughter-in-law, what's the matter with you? Did you have a nightmare?"

"what???"

nightmare? ! !

Song Chi woke up suddenly, raised his head and looked at the dilapidated thatched hut, outside the window... the sun is so dazzling!

Song Chi suddenly doubted life...

Song Chi secretly pulled over the quilt, retracted his head into the quilt, and hid himself.

I am not a young man anymore, why would I still have such frizzy dreams! !

Song Chi felt that he was going to be out of breath: "It's not your fault. Fill me with ten loads of water for the tank today, and split the firewood in the backyard!"

Marshal Cao: "...Okay, but why?"

Song Chi's ears turned red: "Don't ask any more questions!"

Cao Dashuai held his painful waist, "But, my wife, my back hurts."

Song Chi threw a pillow: "Stop talking!"

Dashuai Cao, who was hit in the face by a pillow, said, "Good wife."

The author has something to say:

Dashuai Cao: Eh, I woke up this morning and was kicked out of bed by my daughter-in-law. The daughter-in-law is really a murderer!

Song Chi: Nima, luckily it's a dream, I still have a chance to counterattack!

Author: It is impossible to counterattack. I guess the author can try to counterattack if he is in a good mood, but the result is that it is still impossible to counterattack in this life!

This is already a huge candy!

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