Wearing women's clothing to farm [live]
Chapter 16 1 Worshiping Heaven and Earth
Song Chi wanted to ask something else, but before he could ask, there was a burst of laughter outside the window, which meant that the wedding party was coming soon.
"Hurry up."
Immediately, Aunt Lin didn't care about wiping her tears, and hurriedly got up and took out a big red hijab from the side of the table, "Hurry up and put the hijab on."
Song Chi was a little dumbfounded, "Huh? You still need to cover your head?"
"That's natural."
Aunt Lin said, and swiftly put the hijab on Song Chi's head.
At the same time, a burst of "crackling" firecrackers rang out outside the window, and a crowd of folks crowded the yard to join in the fun, and the surroundings were noisy and lively.
When Cao Dashuai entered the room, he saw Song Chi sitting beside the bed who had already put on the red hijab. He respectfully bowed to Aunt Lin beside him: "Ma'am."
Song Chi hid in the red hijab and didn't hear Mrs. Lin's response. He slightly looked through the red hijab just to be curious, and at the same time Song Chi felt his hands being held by a pair of big hands with sharp bones...
Aunt Lin said to Dashuai Cao solemnly: "Then I will hand over the small pond to you, and you must treat him well."
Dashuai Cao changed his usual stupidity and nodded slightly: "Don't worry, ma'am, I will. I will never let him be wronged in this life."
I don't see him talking so seriously on weekdays.
Hearing what Cao Dashuai said, Song Chi suddenly felt a little sweaty in his palms, and became nervous for no reason.
Nanshan Village is a small village, and every time someone has a happy event, they will celebrate in that family, especially today, the old man Song Chi who is notoriously unmarried in the village is getting married, he should marry a fool!
The village has already spread the word from ten to hundreds.
Some people have long wanted to come and see him. Many people came to Song Chi's house today, but today they all looked at the young man Song Chi was going to marry, dressed in bright red, and looked at the young man who was a little too handsome, with festive brows and eyes, and full of vigor .
I also don't want the stupidity in the legend of the villagers.
Dashuai Cao didn't care how others looked at him at this time, he picked up Song Chi from Mrs. Lin's house, led Song Chi across the brazier, and ushered him into the festively decorated hall.
Many villagers surrounded the hall, and the most prestigious old village head in the village was also invited to be the master of ceremonies. The old village head stood aside and shouted loudly to the newcomers:
"Worship heaven and earth!"
"Second obeisance to the high hall!!"
"Husband and wife say hello!!!"
"Licheng! Send it to the bridal chamber~"
As soon as the old village chief finished speaking, the surrounding villagers congratulated him again and again.
This is good, the old man in our village who can't get married can finally marry himself out today...
Song Chi was supported and sent into the bridal chamber. He was a little dizzy when he came down with the red hijab on his head.
"Okay~tired~ah..."
As soon as Song Chi's butt touched the bed, he felt as if he had been hit by Shixiang's soft tendons, and he collapsed on the bed powerlessly: "I'm so tired...why getting married is like this, so tired ah……"
"Brother, what are you talking about?"
Seeing his brother's loose state, Song Qi hurriedly pulled his brother up in a panic, and helped him cover the red hijab: "Brother, sit down quickly, your red hijab can't fall off, it's bad luck gone."
Song Chi sighed deeply, "It's okay, don't be nervous, there is no one else in this room."
Song Qi shook his head and refused, and said: "That's not okay, this aunt has ordered it, let me take a good look at you."
"You stupid, look what I do!"
Song Chi was really sleepy, so he yawned unavoidably: "How about this, brother, go out and eat something first, anyway, it's still early, so let me squint for a while, I'm almost sleepy..."
Song Qi asked: "Brother...you didn't sleep well last night?"
"Can I not sleep well?"
Song Chi pulled the quilt over himself while talking, and babbled a reason: "Oh, this is the first time your brother and I are married, and I'm nervous. When I was nervous, I didn't sleep well all night. "
Song Qi asked again: "Brother, why don't you eat something before going to sleep?"
Song Chi waved his hand: "No, I can't eat now, I just want to sleep."
"That's fine."
Song Qi nodded understandingly: "Then I'll go out first, and if Brother Cao comes in later, I'll come back to remind you."
Song Chi couldn't care less about replying, he burrowed into the quilt, relaxed, and gradually fell asleep...
Song Chi said he was squinting for a while, but when Song Chi woke up, it was already pitch black outside the window.
At some point, candles were lit in the room.
Song Chi slept very uncomfortable, his neck and arms were sore and numb, so he stood up and wanted to exercise his muscles and bones, but when he turned around, he saw Marshal Cao...
Dashuai Cao sat on a chair beside him and stared at him, frowning at him, with an unbelievably calm expression, but he looked at Song Chi with a somewhat dazed look.
Song Chi lowered his eyes to look at himself, and didn't think there was anything wrong, anyway, he couldn't understand what Cao Dashuai was thinking while staring at him.
It was just the two of them in the room.
For some reason, the atmosphere was awkward, and Song Chi felt a little uncomfortable.
Song Chi thought about it and said, "Hey, so you are here."
Dashuai Cao replied honestly: "Well, I'm here."
"Have I been asleep for a long time?"
Talking about it, Song Chi poked his head out of the window, except for the red lantern hanging at the gate of the energy courtyard, he couldn't see anything in the pitch black, "So is the banquet over? Why did I sleep for so long? My brother said he would Wake me up."
Dashuai Cao smiled, "No, I told him not to wake you up, and wanted you to sleep longer."
"……Oh, I see."
Song Chi didn't look at him, it was really the fault of the atmosphere, why did they suddenly have such an embarrassing conversation.
"are you hungry?"
Cao Dashuai took out a lotus leaf bag from behind as if he was juggling, "I even hid some delicious food for you."
Marshal Cao brought the lotus leaf bag to Song Chi. Song Chi took a look, it was wrapped in lotus leaf, and when he opened it, it turned out to be a whole roast chicken that was still steaming.
【Ahhh, why are you eating roast chicken again! 】
【Sisters, I'm sore again...】
[Eat roast chicken before getting married, and eat roast chicken on the wedding night, so can we eat something delicious after getting married, let us open our eyes]
[Remember this grilled chicken, it needs to be tested! ! 】
【poverty!The anchor's family is so poor that it would be nice to have roast chicken. Don't forget that the anchor is getting married today! 】
[Hahaha yes, I forgot if you didn’t mention that the anchor got married, congratulations, I wish the two couples will be united forever and have a baby soon...]
.........
Song Chi wasn't very hungry at first, but now he looked hungry, "Okay, handsome, when did you roast the chicken?"
Dashuai Cao looked at him and smiled: "Don't worry about that, eat it quickly, this chicken won't taste good when it gets cold."
Since Dasha was so reluctant to say anything, Song Chi couldn't continue to ask. He sat down on the table with the roast chicken wrapped in lotus leaves and started to eat it.
Dashuai Cao watched him eat, and Song Chi asked him if he wanted to join him. Anyway, he couldn’t eat the whole one. Dashuai Cao smiled and shook his head and said that he was full at the banquet.
Song Chi said "Oh" and didn't bother to care about it.
After a short while, Cao Dashuai said that he would suddenly think of an interesting joke, and he thought he wanted to tell Song Chi to relieve his fatigue.
Song Chi felt fresh while eating, and said with a smile: "Oh, my handsome man can tell jokes, that's alright, tell me some jokes."
Dashuai Cao really told one story, and I don’t know where he heard it. He said that there was a very beautiful little brother in the capital. On the day he got married, he suddenly met a famous flower picker. The flower picker is not a human being. , I almost touched my little brother.
Fortunately, the little brother was rescued by a young hero.
But who knows, this handsome young hero is not a human being, he turned into a fox. The young hero asked his brother to go back to the fox cave with him to give birth to a little fox...
When Cao Dashuai talked about it, it was vivid, especially the scene of the young hero fighting the flower thief, as if Cao Dashuai had experienced it himself.
And when my little brother found out that the young hero turned out to be a fox, the unbelievable and frightened pear blossom with rainy appearance...
At this moment, Dashuai Cao's face was still and moving, and his whole person was as if he was mentally divided, and he looked very funny.
Song Chi was not amused by his own story, but by the funny smile on Cao Dashuai's face.
The barrage also laughed at Marshal Cao, with an awkward smile:
【Ouch, you laughed me to death hahahahahahahahahaha】
[Hahaha, what a fucking joke. 】
【Xiuer, Dasha~ Do you eat walnuts~】
[The interesting story of the fox becoming a hero to save the beauty and trying to find a wife for himself!Anyone who dares to tell me that this story is not funny, let me laugh! 】
[Hahaha, that expression of pretending to be a fox just now is too cute! ! ! 】
【Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...】
Song Chi smiled and couldn't eat anymore, and he didn't care about the oil in his hands, he just covered his stomach, smiled and laughed, his face was sore from laughing, and he fell on Cao Dashuai in a disfigured manner.
Dashuai Cao still had a silly smile on his face, not sure if it was really funny?Or his daughter-in-law praised him too much, he didn't know anyway.
When the daughter-in-law is happy, he will smile with joy and joy.
So, the two fell down laughing for a while, and Cao Dashuai accidentally bumped into Song Chi's chest...
Dashuai Cao rubbed his head, "Oh, it hurts!"
Song Chi couldn't help but smiled and slapped him lightly: "You hurt? You hurt!"
"Does it hurt?"
Dashuai Cao stopped to look at Song Chi, and said in a hoarse voice, "Then let me lick it for you and it won't hurt."
Song Chi held his hand and refused to let it go, and scolded with a smile: "Stop talking nonsense, no one will believe your nonsense."
Dashuai Cao thought he didn't believe it, so he leaned closer and said, "I didn't lie to you, if you don't believe me, I'll lick it for you."
With a handsome face close at hand, Song Chi's face was burning with panic, and he stammered: "You...where did you learn this, it's a mess..."
Cao Dashuai: "My father once complained that his face hurt, and Erhuang licked my father, and then my father stopped complaining of pain."
Song Chi frowned slightly involuntarily: "Then, Erhuang is your dog?"
Dashuai Cao: "No, it's my brother brought back by my father."
Song Chi: "..."
Song Chi didn't answer, his face turned even redder...
There was a delicate atmosphere in the room.
The two of them were embarrassed, but the barrage was not awkward, as if they were eager to see this scene.
【quick!Anchor, let him lick it for you, it won’t hurt after licking]
【Hahahahaha, it won't hurt if you lick it...】
[Don't be stupid, what a trick! 】
[Hahahahaha, suddenly I really want to meet your father... I also thought Erhuang was a dog! 】
Song Chi felt so embarrassed. Just as he wanted to get up, Marshal Cao suddenly pulled Song Chi into his arms. Song Chi fell into Marshal Cao's arms without standing still. Then Marshal Cao's eyes darkened, and he slowly He lowered his head and really licked Song Chi...
Song Chi was dazed by the licking, and felt that his face was going to burn.
Song Chi really didn't expect that Marshal Cao would really lick...
"Hurry up."
Immediately, Aunt Lin didn't care about wiping her tears, and hurriedly got up and took out a big red hijab from the side of the table, "Hurry up and put the hijab on."
Song Chi was a little dumbfounded, "Huh? You still need to cover your head?"
"That's natural."
Aunt Lin said, and swiftly put the hijab on Song Chi's head.
At the same time, a burst of "crackling" firecrackers rang out outside the window, and a crowd of folks crowded the yard to join in the fun, and the surroundings were noisy and lively.
When Cao Dashuai entered the room, he saw Song Chi sitting beside the bed who had already put on the red hijab. He respectfully bowed to Aunt Lin beside him: "Ma'am."
Song Chi hid in the red hijab and didn't hear Mrs. Lin's response. He slightly looked through the red hijab just to be curious, and at the same time Song Chi felt his hands being held by a pair of big hands with sharp bones...
Aunt Lin said to Dashuai Cao solemnly: "Then I will hand over the small pond to you, and you must treat him well."
Dashuai Cao changed his usual stupidity and nodded slightly: "Don't worry, ma'am, I will. I will never let him be wronged in this life."
I don't see him talking so seriously on weekdays.
Hearing what Cao Dashuai said, Song Chi suddenly felt a little sweaty in his palms, and became nervous for no reason.
Nanshan Village is a small village, and every time someone has a happy event, they will celebrate in that family, especially today, the old man Song Chi who is notoriously unmarried in the village is getting married, he should marry a fool!
The village has already spread the word from ten to hundreds.
Some people have long wanted to come and see him. Many people came to Song Chi's house today, but today they all looked at the young man Song Chi was going to marry, dressed in bright red, and looked at the young man who was a little too handsome, with festive brows and eyes, and full of vigor .
I also don't want the stupidity in the legend of the villagers.
Dashuai Cao didn't care how others looked at him at this time, he picked up Song Chi from Mrs. Lin's house, led Song Chi across the brazier, and ushered him into the festively decorated hall.
Many villagers surrounded the hall, and the most prestigious old village head in the village was also invited to be the master of ceremonies. The old village head stood aside and shouted loudly to the newcomers:
"Worship heaven and earth!"
"Second obeisance to the high hall!!"
"Husband and wife say hello!!!"
"Licheng! Send it to the bridal chamber~"
As soon as the old village chief finished speaking, the surrounding villagers congratulated him again and again.
This is good, the old man in our village who can't get married can finally marry himself out today...
Song Chi was supported and sent into the bridal chamber. He was a little dizzy when he came down with the red hijab on his head.
"Okay~tired~ah..."
As soon as Song Chi's butt touched the bed, he felt as if he had been hit by Shixiang's soft tendons, and he collapsed on the bed powerlessly: "I'm so tired...why getting married is like this, so tired ah……"
"Brother, what are you talking about?"
Seeing his brother's loose state, Song Qi hurriedly pulled his brother up in a panic, and helped him cover the red hijab: "Brother, sit down quickly, your red hijab can't fall off, it's bad luck gone."
Song Chi sighed deeply, "It's okay, don't be nervous, there is no one else in this room."
Song Qi shook his head and refused, and said: "That's not okay, this aunt has ordered it, let me take a good look at you."
"You stupid, look what I do!"
Song Chi was really sleepy, so he yawned unavoidably: "How about this, brother, go out and eat something first, anyway, it's still early, so let me squint for a while, I'm almost sleepy..."
Song Qi asked: "Brother...you didn't sleep well last night?"
"Can I not sleep well?"
Song Chi pulled the quilt over himself while talking, and babbled a reason: "Oh, this is the first time your brother and I are married, and I'm nervous. When I was nervous, I didn't sleep well all night. "
Song Qi asked again: "Brother, why don't you eat something before going to sleep?"
Song Chi waved his hand: "No, I can't eat now, I just want to sleep."
"That's fine."
Song Qi nodded understandingly: "Then I'll go out first, and if Brother Cao comes in later, I'll come back to remind you."
Song Chi couldn't care less about replying, he burrowed into the quilt, relaxed, and gradually fell asleep...
Song Chi said he was squinting for a while, but when Song Chi woke up, it was already pitch black outside the window.
At some point, candles were lit in the room.
Song Chi slept very uncomfortable, his neck and arms were sore and numb, so he stood up and wanted to exercise his muscles and bones, but when he turned around, he saw Marshal Cao...
Dashuai Cao sat on a chair beside him and stared at him, frowning at him, with an unbelievably calm expression, but he looked at Song Chi with a somewhat dazed look.
Song Chi lowered his eyes to look at himself, and didn't think there was anything wrong, anyway, he couldn't understand what Cao Dashuai was thinking while staring at him.
It was just the two of them in the room.
For some reason, the atmosphere was awkward, and Song Chi felt a little uncomfortable.
Song Chi thought about it and said, "Hey, so you are here."
Dashuai Cao replied honestly: "Well, I'm here."
"Have I been asleep for a long time?"
Talking about it, Song Chi poked his head out of the window, except for the red lantern hanging at the gate of the energy courtyard, he couldn't see anything in the pitch black, "So is the banquet over? Why did I sleep for so long? My brother said he would Wake me up."
Dashuai Cao smiled, "No, I told him not to wake you up, and wanted you to sleep longer."
"……Oh, I see."
Song Chi didn't look at him, it was really the fault of the atmosphere, why did they suddenly have such an embarrassing conversation.
"are you hungry?"
Cao Dashuai took out a lotus leaf bag from behind as if he was juggling, "I even hid some delicious food for you."
Marshal Cao brought the lotus leaf bag to Song Chi. Song Chi took a look, it was wrapped in lotus leaf, and when he opened it, it turned out to be a whole roast chicken that was still steaming.
【Ahhh, why are you eating roast chicken again! 】
【Sisters, I'm sore again...】
[Eat roast chicken before getting married, and eat roast chicken on the wedding night, so can we eat something delicious after getting married, let us open our eyes]
[Remember this grilled chicken, it needs to be tested! ! 】
【poverty!The anchor's family is so poor that it would be nice to have roast chicken. Don't forget that the anchor is getting married today! 】
[Hahaha yes, I forgot if you didn’t mention that the anchor got married, congratulations, I wish the two couples will be united forever and have a baby soon...]
.........
Song Chi wasn't very hungry at first, but now he looked hungry, "Okay, handsome, when did you roast the chicken?"
Dashuai Cao looked at him and smiled: "Don't worry about that, eat it quickly, this chicken won't taste good when it gets cold."
Since Dasha was so reluctant to say anything, Song Chi couldn't continue to ask. He sat down on the table with the roast chicken wrapped in lotus leaves and started to eat it.
Dashuai Cao watched him eat, and Song Chi asked him if he wanted to join him. Anyway, he couldn’t eat the whole one. Dashuai Cao smiled and shook his head and said that he was full at the banquet.
Song Chi said "Oh" and didn't bother to care about it.
After a short while, Cao Dashuai said that he would suddenly think of an interesting joke, and he thought he wanted to tell Song Chi to relieve his fatigue.
Song Chi felt fresh while eating, and said with a smile: "Oh, my handsome man can tell jokes, that's alright, tell me some jokes."
Dashuai Cao really told one story, and I don’t know where he heard it. He said that there was a very beautiful little brother in the capital. On the day he got married, he suddenly met a famous flower picker. The flower picker is not a human being. , I almost touched my little brother.
Fortunately, the little brother was rescued by a young hero.
But who knows, this handsome young hero is not a human being, he turned into a fox. The young hero asked his brother to go back to the fox cave with him to give birth to a little fox...
When Cao Dashuai talked about it, it was vivid, especially the scene of the young hero fighting the flower thief, as if Cao Dashuai had experienced it himself.
And when my little brother found out that the young hero turned out to be a fox, the unbelievable and frightened pear blossom with rainy appearance...
At this moment, Dashuai Cao's face was still and moving, and his whole person was as if he was mentally divided, and he looked very funny.
Song Chi was not amused by his own story, but by the funny smile on Cao Dashuai's face.
The barrage also laughed at Marshal Cao, with an awkward smile:
【Ouch, you laughed me to death hahahahahahahahahaha】
[Hahaha, what a fucking joke. 】
【Xiuer, Dasha~ Do you eat walnuts~】
[The interesting story of the fox becoming a hero to save the beauty and trying to find a wife for himself!Anyone who dares to tell me that this story is not funny, let me laugh! 】
[Hahaha, that expression of pretending to be a fox just now is too cute! ! ! 】
【Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...】
Song Chi smiled and couldn't eat anymore, and he didn't care about the oil in his hands, he just covered his stomach, smiled and laughed, his face was sore from laughing, and he fell on Cao Dashuai in a disfigured manner.
Dashuai Cao still had a silly smile on his face, not sure if it was really funny?Or his daughter-in-law praised him too much, he didn't know anyway.
When the daughter-in-law is happy, he will smile with joy and joy.
So, the two fell down laughing for a while, and Cao Dashuai accidentally bumped into Song Chi's chest...
Dashuai Cao rubbed his head, "Oh, it hurts!"
Song Chi couldn't help but smiled and slapped him lightly: "You hurt? You hurt!"
"Does it hurt?"
Dashuai Cao stopped to look at Song Chi, and said in a hoarse voice, "Then let me lick it for you and it won't hurt."
Song Chi held his hand and refused to let it go, and scolded with a smile: "Stop talking nonsense, no one will believe your nonsense."
Dashuai Cao thought he didn't believe it, so he leaned closer and said, "I didn't lie to you, if you don't believe me, I'll lick it for you."
With a handsome face close at hand, Song Chi's face was burning with panic, and he stammered: "You...where did you learn this, it's a mess..."
Cao Dashuai: "My father once complained that his face hurt, and Erhuang licked my father, and then my father stopped complaining of pain."
Song Chi frowned slightly involuntarily: "Then, Erhuang is your dog?"
Dashuai Cao: "No, it's my brother brought back by my father."
Song Chi: "..."
Song Chi didn't answer, his face turned even redder...
There was a delicate atmosphere in the room.
The two of them were embarrassed, but the barrage was not awkward, as if they were eager to see this scene.
【quick!Anchor, let him lick it for you, it won’t hurt after licking]
【Hahahahaha, it won't hurt if you lick it...】
[Don't be stupid, what a trick! 】
[Hahahahaha, suddenly I really want to meet your father... I also thought Erhuang was a dog! 】
Song Chi felt so embarrassed. Just as he wanted to get up, Marshal Cao suddenly pulled Song Chi into his arms. Song Chi fell into Marshal Cao's arms without standing still. Then Marshal Cao's eyes darkened, and he slowly He lowered his head and really licked Song Chi...
Song Chi was dazed by the licking, and felt that his face was going to burn.
Song Chi really didn't expect that Marshal Cao would really lick...
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