he can't be this cute

Side story

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Jianmenguan: I thought I met a big boy who was innocent and unpretentious, but later found out that he was the alluring slut who has been making waves...

Comment A: ? ? ? ? ? ?

Comment B: What's the situation?Who is Sword Daxia talking about?

Comment C: How could Sword Daxia say such things? ? ? ?Have you been robbed of your phone again? !

Comment D: I haven't been able to understand recent developments for a long time [manual bye]

@火城: Is there no one to tell me the story? //@风流君: Hahahahaha coquettish bitch. //@Camila: Swordsman, have you been watching any strange TV series lately? //@Stone is not pomegranate: hahahaha. //@娘: Laugh at me to death hahaha //@听风是雨：[thumbs up]//@一夫护关门：……

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Ji Lin: Why do you say I quit the circle?

Mo Kai: The warm and healing you are gone.

Ji Lin: Senior, do you only love me in the past?

Mo Kai: No, the great god I admired quit the circle. The you who came later were not the one I admired, but the one who could make me blush and my heart beat with a single word.How can worship and crush be the same?

Ji Lin: Wuwuwu senior, you are so good at talking about love, I love you so much!

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Mokai: Big liar!And you lied to me that you never saw a movie in a movie theater!

Ji Lin: I didn't lie to you!I used to watch movies on the computer!

4

Ji Lin: Senior, do you want to be on top?

Mo Kai: Didn't I pass the navel orange?

Ji Lin: No, I mean that and that!You really don't want me?

Mo Kai: Yes!

Ji Lin: Come on!

1 minute later.

Ji Lin: It hurts!

5 minute later.

Ji Lin: Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...

Mo Kai: You are so annoying, I can't help it.

Ji Lin: Be patient, senior!ah……

Mo Kai: Um... move, um...

Crack clack clack clack clack clack clack.

One man guards the gate: So in the end it was navel orange...

Xiao Xiao: You are so useless!

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Ji Lin: Senior come back early after class, I want to give you a present.

Mo Kai: Ji Lin! ! ! ! !I can't even give up on you!You actually let a stick go to you? !

Ji Lin: Ah, no, I... ah... Senior, please slow down... It hurts... Woo...

Clap clap clap clap.

One man guards the gate: You lied to me!Dangshou is really not happy at all!

Xiao: Then you are willing to let the sword hero suffer?

Dude: But he looks cool.

Xiao: ...That's right, you can't blame me for his poor skills.

One man guarding the gate: I opened up for myself as you said, but it still hurts!

Xiao: ...how thick is he?

One man guarding the gate: about the same as me, right?It's thicker than the one you sent me anyway.

Xiao: [swallowing] I'm going to City H in a while.

One man guards the gate: Get out!Don't even think about it!he's mine!mine alone!

Xiao Xiao: I don't want him again!The technology is so poor!

One man guards the gate: what are you thinking!Neither can I!I am his!His alone!

Xiao Xiao: Damn...

⑥

Mother Mo: Son, has the vocal fetishism been cured?

Mo Kai: It can't be cured, terminally ill.

Mom Mo: Then your boyfriend is him?

Mokai: Yes yes yes.

Mom Mo: Didn't you say to change it before?Did you find someone with the same voice?Be nice to others, don't always think about the past.

Mo Kai: I can't help it.

Mother Mo: Poor daughter-in-law, bring her here to meet her parents during the Chinese New Year. Hey, I love him so much that she is willing to be a substitute.

Mo Kai: Mom, what TV series are you watching recently?

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Jianmenguan: I heard that there is a salary for "Qingtian"?

Listening to the wind is the rain: [crying loudly] They said that the influence is not enough and they will not give it.And I think I use your voice as a fan, so I don't want to use it in the game, so I need to find a business partner.

Jianmenguan: ... I would say that it is a game that only knows how to make money, is stingy, and has no conscience.

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Jianmenguan: Red Rose, link.White roses, link.

Comment 1: Whoa!

Comment 2: It sounds so good!

Comment 3: The Cantonese pronunciation of 23333 is a bit awkward.

Comment 4: Whenever someone sings this song I always feel like something is going to happen.

One husband guards the gate: Bai Yueguang, link.

Crazy Carp: Red Rose, link.

Forum topic: red and white.

Floor 0: What the hell happened again.

Level 1: Who knows!

Floor 2: I always feel that something is not right. Is it for nothing if one man is in charge?Can he be white?It must be mosquito blood...

3rd Floor: Hahahaha Upstairs, are you a fan or a black man!

Floor 4: The point is, Qingtian ED Oguanren sings very well, why is this song Bai Yueguang so hard to explain?

Floor 5: Spicy ears.

Floor 6: Is it to cooperate with the little crucian carp on purpose? Hahahaha.

7th Floor: Is it because I don’t know Cantonese that I don’t sing White Rose?

Floor 8: The one man guarding the gate and the crazy crucian carp are basically the same person!It sounds exactly the same!

Floor 9: Hahahahaha they really looked like each other when they sang.

Floor 10: Crazy crucian carp doesn't show up at all. Where does it have a sense of existence?

11th floor: Selling rot by hugging your thighs.

Floor 12: Inner circle news, there will be a Danmei of Jianyu CP soon.

Floor 13: By the way, I’m not a fan of Jianmenguan at all. I hypocritically said that I hate Danmei, but I turned out to be a fan of Guanmei?I was also drunk.

14th floor: Only in this way can there be hobbies!

Floor 15: Now the focus is on what is going on with the red and white roses.

Floor 16: What's going on? Their 3P didn't start today.

Floor 17: However, it is obvious that Jianmen Pass prefers one man to guard the pass.

Floor 18: I feel sorry for the little crucian carp.

……

⑨

Ji Lin: Senior!Can you throw away that card!I'll give you a lifetime free ultimate VIP black card, okay?

Mokai: No.

Ji Lin: That signature is really ugly!

Mo Kai: It's a bit ugly, let me teach you how to practice calligraphy.

Ji Lin: ...

The scumbag who worked hard to practice calligraphy never got back the signature card that both Fu and Guan wrote the same.