he can't be this cute

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Mo Kai frowned.Almost the same words, he heard from two different people one after another.

Those two seem to have a lot of similarities, and they probably hit it off very well.

Mo Kai imagined that when the crazy crucian carp didn't come to find him, maybe he was having a good conversation with his husband, and felt uncomfortable for no reason.

Almost reflexively, he asks an impolite question.

Jianmenguan: Are you GAY?

In the dialog box, the crazy crucian carp kept typing, blinking and stopping, and finally returned only one word.

Crazy crucian carp: Yes.

Such a coincidence.

But Mo Kai didn't say much, just typing slowly.

Jianmenguan: I understand, if you like it, match it.But pay attention to self-protection, that circle is too chaotic and impetuous, often making trouble out of nothing.

Crazy crucian carp: Will you hate me because I'm gay?

Jianmenguan: No, I don't hate homosexuality.

Crazy crucian carp: Huh?

Jianmenguan: I just don't like the danmei circle, and I don't like those rotten girls who are boring and gossiping.

Crazy crucian carp: Why, the girls are so cute.

Jianmenguan: Will you still find it cute when they grab you for a little thing, blackmail you, mock you, and suppress you?Relying on the anonymity of the forum, they dare to say anything, pick and choose right and wrong, and when it's their turn to drive, they all shrink back and dare not move, and will only flatter and praise hypocritically.

Crazy crucian carp: Anyway, they are managed through the Internet!Don't believe it, just ignore it!Not all girls are like this, since ancient times no one in life is black, keep your original intentions to match Danmei!

Jianmen Pass: -_____-

Crazy crucian carp: Senior, you can post expressions!So cute, I love you so much!

Jianmen Pass: Those who are close to the ink are black.

So later, Mo and those who were close to Mo were hacked together.

When Mo Kai was free during the summer vacation, he filled in a drama song, the kind of Jianghu Xiaying, the kind that hates the country, let the crazy crucian carp match the young master of the family who doesn't know the sufferings of the people, and he himself is the former general who has fallen into peace.

Of course, this is not Danmei, it's just a clichéd little story about a good-for-nothing who fights back.Mo Kai is not good at writing emotions, and he also figured out that he doesn't use female characters too much, so he just uses men as the problem, so what the listeners think is beyond his control.Anyway, in the eyes of the rotten girls, as long as both of them are men, any relationship can be broken into love.

It's like Qing Ge, who has recently been stimulated by some kind of fan, and she also came to ask him for authorization after the song came out, saying that she wanted to make a MV clip of XX and XXX sadomasochistic love.

Mo Kai was at a loss: "Am I writing like a Tanmei story?"

Qing Ge: "It's okay, but I can't stop thinking about it. I guess it will be like this when I'm done!"

Mo Kai: "Not authorized."

Qing Ge burst into tears: "Hero Swordsman, I am really asking for authorization with my head up. I know you are not happy, but I really want to do it. This song is so suitable! Anyway, there will be no discordant scenes !"

Mo Kai: "You don't care about her?"

"Ah what?" At this time, everyone was discussing a new drama on the club channel, and the boss was also there. If he had heard about Danmei in the past, he would have blown his hair straight away, but now he is not in a trance.

"What's wrong with you?" Mo Kai still expressed his concern for his long-time social friends.

"What? I'm fine. I'm fine. I'll log off first. I have something to do." Gan Shao said incoherently and quit YY directly.

"What's going on?" Mo Kai was rarely curious. Recently, Young Master Gan didn't play with crazy crucian carp very much, and seldom went to host concerts, and even the radio station was temporarily suspended.

"Let's fall in love." Qing Ge said.

At this time, the crazy crucian carp suddenly said: "Isn't he a couple with you?"

Qing Ge laughed loudly: "Where is the matter, we are childhood sweethearts in the neighborhood across the street. I made a buddy for him, and now it's an occasional fling, not a relationship."

Mo Kai: "..."

There was the sound of a chair overturning from the crazy crucian carp.

Girls nowadays are really scary, talking about pornographic jokes are more rascal than perverts.

Everyone in Qingqian Yinshe is obviously used to it, and none of them reacted as much as the crazy crucian carp.

In the end, Mo Kai still couldn't resist the president's soft-heartedness, thinking that different people have different opinions, so he authorized him.

Qing Ge is usually busy with work, and it has been several months since the MV was cut.

When the drama song was first released, the amount of retweeting itself was pretty good, and when Qingge was tagged with CPtag, it spread like crazy.

So a new post appeared on the forum, titled About, Guan Yu.

Main Building: Can this building be opened?

Floor 1: The CP floor has teaching materials. The landlord, you ask a question, do you want to talk about shutting down fish or come to fish?

Floor 2: One man guarding the gate and crazy crucian carp?Is there any other teaching material besides brotherhood?

Floor 3: Jianmenguan and the crazy crucian carp?These two are not worthy of Danmei and have half a dime relationship with this edition?The landlord is self-respecting.

4th Floor: There is Danmei, please guide me to XXMV.

Floor 5: Are you an idiot?Where is Danmei written in the words written by Jianmenguan?

Floor 6: I really want to laugh when I see this post. Is this a high-tech hack or a bad micro-manipulation speculation?A newcomer who hasn't played a few roles in the drama wants to speculate on CP?Also pick the most unpopular purple red outside the circle to hug her legs?Want to be popular or crazy?Or did you offend people as soon as you entered the circle?What good deeds are you doing to deserve people to slander you so much?

7th floor: The host should apply for deletion. Fans are not as good as blacks. The newcomers have a good sense of voice and drama, so don't let them be pinched away.

Floor 8: But you always feel quite loving?The newly written words really have a borderline feeling?In the previous dramas, Jianmen Pass paired the prime minister with the little crucian carp and the emperor, and Jianmen Pass paired the uncle and the little crucian carp with the nephew, and they were all quite loving.

Floor 9: Straight men selling rot?thunder.

Floor 10: Hehe, the game video of the prime minister, the little emperor, and the original CV of the little emperor have already been recorded and can be snatched away. The crazy crucian carp is indeed quite powerful.This thigh hug directly mixed into the big crew who listened to the wind is the rain.

Floor 11: I just want to say what the hell is Zihong outside the circle, and who gave Jianmenguan the coffee position?A bunch of bad dramas are still purple, haha.

Floor 12: I don’t like watching you talk like that upstairs. I don’t have aesthetics and dare to think others are bad. I don’t know that Jianmenguan is at the level of a great god?

Floor 13: What kind of master has the ability to put data on, how many people listen to those so-called red dramas?How many clicks, how many forwards, how many comments? The BG circle is only a little bigger, so let's fight for coffee positions.

Floor 14: Are you crazy? Which circle is smaller?

15th floor: I always feel that there are unknown creatures mixed in upstairs, BG fucked up.

Floor 16: Two days ago, I was looking for a crazy crucian carp to take on the drama, but I was rejected directly. I really thought I was hugging my thigh.

17th floor: The other person in the upstairs world was rejected mercilessly.He didn't have many dramas, so he really regarded himself as a big name.

In the next few floors, there are plans that came out of nowhere, and they all accused the crazy crucian carp of playing big names and not accepting the show.

Floor 54: So he rejected so many dramas?What is he here for?

Floor 55: What kind of cafe does he like?

Floor 56: They just don't accept Tanmei, right?

Floor 57: Mine is of all ages, and it took half a month after I sent the drama invitation email before he replied that he was too busy with work and not interested. I don't know about BG, it could be a straight male cancer, right?

Floor 58: Is the landlord coming yet?Since it's all like this, why haven't you applied for deletion?

Floor 59: Why is the nearest CP building fighting?

Floor 60: Stupid, it’s okay to open some CP building, fans are not as good as black.

Floor 61: Hehe, maybe it’s black. There are so many CP buildings closed by one man, and there are not hundreds of CP buildings before the building is opened.

Floor 62: So it's just to close the sword gate?

Floor 63: I heard that listening to the wind is rain was kicked at the Jianmenguan birthday song party?

Floor 64: Where did this news come from?Is it too powerful?Everyone has teamed up to contribute to the play, so what's the point of sowing discord?

Floor 65: I got the recording of the song meeting, and I swear by the personality of a fan, the one who said "follow me CP" is in charge.

Floor 66: What? ? ? ?What is the direction now?Ask for resources!

Floor 67: I went to him and the host said he was disconnected, was he kicked?So they're not on good terms?Still do not know each other?

Floor 68: What's the situation? Open a CP for Guan Yu and then come here to gain a sense of presence?

Floor 69: Who knows which level it is, there is no material anyway, and Lalang is not so lazy, and he has not deleted the building, stamped black.

Floor 70: I understand a little bit, so this is the Qingtian crew who took the opportunity to blackmail?