he can't be this cute

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Just when Yifu Dangguan and Jianmenguan were playing against each other in the same room, there was an extra post silently on the forum.

Theme: Guan Guan Jujiu.

Content: The Jiange is towering and Cui Wei, one man guards the gate, and ten thousand men cannot open it.

Floor 1: Link to the first issue of "Qing Tian" & theme song.

Belated birthday wishes, Jianmenguan music homepage link.

Screenshot of the ID in the YY sub-channel.Time: Tanabata.

Editing of two unnamed extra lines from an unknown all-ages drama many years ago (Note: A man who is a fool never deserves an extra, which is too coincidental).

One man guards the customs in the early years Weibo: Zhongyuan and Ren went to release the lamp [He Deng picture].

Jianmenguan Weibo in the early years: Zhongyuan, Hedeng [Hedeng picture].

2nd floor: Mom, this CP is actually opened by someone.

3rd Floor: Cold CP lovers rolled in crying and topped the post!

4th Floor: You, the host, swallowed Amway.

Floor 5: Tanabata date~~

Floor 6: Wait a minute!After careful study, I feel that the picture of the river lamp is really in the same place?

Floor 7: I knew it would be these two people, but is it true that someone like Jianmenguan who has never been matched with Tanmei and despises Tanmei is really suitable for our district?

Floor 8: I guessed it when I saw the name of the building, so cute!But I remember that Wanfu Mokai is the ID of a fan girl, so it’s not good to put it on the first floor, right?

9th floor: row 7th floor, people hate Tanmei and you open the CP building, hehehe.

Floor 10: Wanfu Mokai didn’t make any noise at the birthday party that day, maybe it’s Jianmenguan, hahahaha

11th floor: LS, it’s not good for you to be like this, you’re overthinking it. What's going on on the 7th and 9th floors, where did Jianmenguan offend you?

12th floor: Guidance black mud post "Some YVs are really disgusting".

13th floor: The CP building is just opened, so it is so discordant, and the heart is blocked.

Floor 14: I went to the Heini Building to see it, and it was all about the guy named Gan Shao, and it didn’t matter about Jianmen at all.

Floor 15: Stupid, they are in the same club, why don't you say that Danmei is disgusting, and Jianmenguan say, well, is this whitewashing?

Floor 16: I went to listen to the audio, and I was crying by thunder. How can I gain confidence if I do less.

17th floor: I can't take it anymore, the landlord, you should apply for deletion.

Floor 18: In what age are you still doing sit-ups?The entire audio Jianmenguan hummed, and I was also drunk if this could be hacked.

Floor 19: There are actually quite a lot of scandals in Jianmenguan. If we are not in our circle, we pay less attention. They are playing big names, interfering in other people's scripts, refusing to respond to voices, and not accepting Tanmei.

Floor 20: What kind of slander is it for me to go here?

However, the poster didn't apply for deletion, and the moderator didn't judge the attribute of the post, so this building just floated on the homepage and pinched it, from Jianmen Pass to single-handed pass, it was a bloody storm.

Ji Lin was not sensitive to such literary headlines. By the time he saw it, the post had already become a battlefield.

He was angry and funny, and also a little scared. He wondered if Jianmenguan would browse the forum, and if he saw it, he would be angry.

Generally, he would ignore this kind of hacking, and it wouldn't affect him anyway, but when it comes to Jianmenguan...

In the end, he still posted a Weibo.

One man guards the gate: 1. "Qingtian" is a drama for all ages. 2. Blessings are not for one husband. 3. I didn't look at the date at all, we are in the second issue of Lu Qingtian. 4. Listening to the rain forced me to play tricks. 5. I went to set up the river lantern with my sister and brother-in-law, and they also wanted to set up my light bulb. 6. Jianmenguan is a good CV. Please do not slander it maliciously if you have different hobbies.

The wind in the CP building suddenly changed drastically.

Floor 301: Turn the page!Start a new chapter!Copy Weibo, Yifu Daguan people will speak publicly for Jianmenguan, so warm.

Floor 302: Can the host delete it and reopen it, seeing the smog and smog on the hundreds of floors in front makes me want to cry.

Floor 303: Hahaha what's the relationship?

Floor 304: There are many levels upstairs that make me dizzy.

Floor 305: Now that the page has been turned, why don't we discuss how these two people will share the attack and receive.

Floor 306: Neuropathy, you don't care what posture people roll on the bed.

Floor 307: LS, are you crazy?Can you not substitute your cute CP into reality?

Floor 308: Their voices and auras are very offensive, let's attack each other.

Floor 309: One husband is cool, handsome, domineering, romantic and passionate; Jianmenguan is cold and indifferent, upright and abstinent.I like the splash of melting iceberg juice, so I stand alone.

Floor 310: Hahahaha what the hell is the juice splashing everywhere upstairs!

Floor 311: One man guards against countless strong, weak, virtuous, virtuous, and icebergs. There is no defeat. This time, I will definitely win Jianmen Pass, so I will stand alone.

Floor 312: Danmei is worthy of being a husband, but Jianmenguan is not worthy of Danmei. I think it is a very pleasant thing to overwhelm someone who is self-confident and noble, so I stand as a husband and accept it.

Floor 313: It sounds very experienced, but Jianmenguan does not. This kind of thing still requires experience, so I will accept it as a man.

Floor 314: Hahahahaha you dissatisfied fans!

Floor 315: 233333 Daguan people have never received it, so I am looking forward to it.

Floor 316: A man of all ages who doesn't talk to people of all ages should be connected to people of all ages.If one day his Tanmei drama is still accepted by Jianmenguan, I will believe in love.

Floor 317: One day Jianmenguan is willing to accept Danmei, so I really want to believe in love.

Floor 318: Tell me about you, each of you does not believe that love is still cute CP.

Floor 319: If you don't believe it, it won't hurt you, Sao Nian, otherwise you can look at Weibo where one man is in charge, and kill CP every time you slap your face!

Floor 320: I only believe that Jianmenguan is a good CV!

……

Ji Lin followed to brush the building, again dumbfounded, how did he suffer from such an attack!Sure enough, pink is not as good as black!

If Jianmenguan sees this, he will be unworthy of falling into the sky in a fit of anger. Ji Lin feels very worried, so he quickly logs in to Crazy Crucian Carp, and sees the message of Jianmenguan at a glance.

Crazy crucian carp: What do you want me to do, senior?

Jianmenguan: It's all right.

Ji Lin felt uneasy. He didn't know why Jianmenguan was looking for him. Maybe it was because he saw the post.

Crazy crucian carp: Next time you have something to do, you can leave a message for me, and I will reply when I see o(*////▽////*)o

Jianmenguan: I want to ask you to take part in a play, but I won't wait after the deadline, and leaving a message is useless.

It turned out to be this thing.Ji Lin breathed a sigh of relief, he had forgotten about it, and he didn't look at the date carefully just now.

Crazy crucian carp: I didn't come that day (*/ω＼*)

Jianmenguan: What's the matter?Dating?

Ji Lin almost spit, Jianmenguan was so gossip, he couldn't help but want to tease him.

Crazy crucian carp: No~ Prince Gong separates the two ends of the computer, how can we make an appointment~

Jianmenguan: Heh.

It's over, it's over, it's over, Ji Lin suddenly remembered that when Ji Yu said that attacking, receiving, CP, etc. were all the thunder points of Jianmenguan, he must be blocked!

Crazy crucian carp: Senior!Yes yes yes sorry!

Jianmenguan: Why did you suddenly apologize?

Crazy crucian carp: I said... Gong...

Jianmenguan: Hehe, who is the prince and who is the master?

Crazy crucian carp: Σ(°△°|||)︴Senior, you are not angry~ Hehehe, of course I am the master and you are the prince!

Jianmenguan: Just like you, a girl with a screen full of emoticons and eating milk cakes, is more or less a princess.

Ji Lin is sad and angry, why does anyone want to make him suffer!

Crazy crucian carp: I am the uncle who is attacked by the sound!

Jianmenguan: Shouyin, Shoushen, Lolita's heart is almost the same.

Crazy crucian carp: Hahaha senior, you are so cute, I decided to use this as a vest for Tanmei.

Jianmenguan: Do you want to match Danmei?

Crazy crucian carp: ah... uh... probably...

Jianmenguan: Why do you want to match Danmei?

Crazy crucian carp: because... like...