[Comprehensive British and American] How agents solve the single problem

09

The next day, Kings/man headquarters.

Eggsy and Roxy were shocked to see a young girl sitting in the office of the research department—blond hair, gray eyes, delicate face, warm coat over a gray sweater, and a pair of ladies' Oxford shoes, who looked as if she had just received Admission letter for college freshmen.

Roxy: "This is..."

Eggsy: "My Christ Jesus."

He looked the girl up and down several times, and the girl sitting on the chair tilted her head: "Hello?"

"Uh, hello," Eggsy cleared his throat, "Where's Merlin?"

"What's up?"

The two young agents were surprised at the same time, and at some point Kings/man's logistics officer was standing behind them.

Roxy was confused: "Merlin, who is this lady?"

Merlin held the tablet without looking up: "Phoebe, say hello to Roxy. As for Eggsy, you've already met."

Phoebe smiled when she heard the words, she looked at Roxy and said, "Hello!"

This doesn't answer Roxy's question, however.

The current Lancelot thought for a moment: "I don't think Miss Phoebe is an outsider."

Merlin: "She's my cat."

Roxy: "...Huh?"

Eggsy held his forehead.

"Do you still remember the shooting star that the two of us met that day?" Eggsy said, "My wish has come true."

He briefly explained the ins and outs - this matter was very simple in the first place, except that the transformation into a living person was too mysterious.

Roxy listened to everything in a daze, and the first thing she did when she came to her senses was to take out her phone.

"Wait a minute," she interrupted Eggsy, "I'll call my driver first and ask him to bring my dog."

Eggsy: "What?"

Roxy: "You also make a wish for me."

Eggsy: "Your collie is a girl, okay?!"

Roxy was extraordinarily straightforward: "What's wrong with the girl, I've wanted a younger sister for a long time, you don't understand the loneliness of an only child!"

Eggsy: "..."

Well, there is a little angel-like sister in the family, and Eggsy really doesn't understand.

And when they were explaining and joking, Phoebe sat on the chair, well-behaved and ladylike, and she didn't know whether she understood or didn't understand.

Until Merlin turned his gaze to her, Phoebe's eyes suddenly lit up: "Merlin!"

She got up and was about to throw herself into the man's arms, but she stopped abruptly when she saw the syringe in his hand.

If Phoebe still had cat ears at this moment, it would have frightened the plane's ears to the back of its head.However, Merlin had to pretend not to see it.

"Phoebe," he walked forward, "it doesn't hurt, just close your eyes if you're afraid, okay?"

Even though there were hundreds of people who were unwilling, Phoebe still nodded pitifully.

The two young agents watched in horror as their unsmiling instructor and all-powerful logistics officer coaxed the girl to stretch out her arm in the same way as a five-year-old child, quickly drew the blood, and comforted her in the same way down.

"I'll come back as soon as I go," Merlin patted Phoebe's arm encouragingly, "Good girl, you are very brave."

Eggsy: "..."

Roxy: "..."

Merlin stood up: "What's the matter with you two?"

Eggsy immediately came back to his senses: "During the last mission, Roxy and I checked the video and found something wrong."

"urgent?"

"No, it shouldn't count."

"wait for me."

Said Merlin strode into the research room.

As soon as he left, Roxy immediately turned to Eggsy: "What's going on, didn't you make a wish to let Merlin get out of the order?"

Eggsy: "How do I know! God, I just hope that Merlin can have a lover to accompany him."

Phoebe: "Merlin says I'm not in a relationship."

Two agents: "..."

The girl sat on the spot obediently, her gray eyes flickered, she was extremely wronged.Roxie, who had always wanted a younger sister, felt her heart melt. She pulled out the chair and sat beside Phoebe.

"Your name is Phoebe," Roxy said softly.

"Ah."

"Phoebe," Roxy said slowly, "where do you live now, Merlin's?"

"Yes."

Seeing the beautiful and elegant young lady in human form for the first time, Phoebe was not afraid, but said unwillingly: "Obviously it belongs to a lover."

Eggsy: "Huh."

Roxy pressed Eggsy, who was leaning over to listen to gossip, without looking back: "You think you and Merlin are lovers?"

"Ah."

"What makes you feel that way?"

Phoebe takes it for granted: "True love's kiss."

Eggsy: "..."

Roxy: "..."

Didn't see it!

Roxy thought about Merlin's rigorous, calm and workaholic appearance on weekdays, and felt that it really couldn't be connected with the kiss of true love.

"So," Eggsy began, "how does it feel to be human, Phoebe? Is it better than being a cat?"

"not good."

When Phoebe heard this, she showed a dissatisfied expression.

Eggsy did not expect this answer: "Huh?"

The girl kicked the chair: "I want to sleep alone."

"That's all?"

"You can't hug, don't let me get close, it's not good to be a human being!"

Well, it seems Kings/man's logistics officer is still sticking to the gentleman's code.Although Eggsy and Roxy both wanted to ask what happened to the kiss of true love, it was not appropriate to pry too much into other people's privacy.

It's not that they don't want to, it's that the entire Kings/man, no one wants to test Merlin's bottom line.

So Luxi smiled and said: "You can wear beautiful clothes when you are a human being, but your clothes are...very..."

Roxy suddenly frowned.

Eggsy: "What's wrong?"

The incumbent Lancelot slightly offended, then reached behind Phoebe's collar with his left hand and flipped open the tag.

It is marked with Kings/man's own LOGO.

"Damn it," Roxie said, "this is the clothes prepared for me by the logistics department."

Of course, Kings/man is a high-end men's clothing store, and the entire secret service department has only one female agent, Roxy, and all the women's clothing with LOGO in the store are prepared for her.

"...You can't be so stingy." Eggsy complained.The clothes looked brand new, Roxy hadn't even seen them before.

"What? No."

Roxy withdrew his hand, showing an angry expression: "Merlin asked a girl to wear someone else's clothes?! This is so disrespectful to Phoebe!"

Eggsy: ? ? ?

And Roxie had to admit that Merlin's match was even better than her.

She hadn't had a chance to wear this kind of school uniform, and if she really wanted Roxy to match it, she would definitely choose more convenient jeans instead of the knee-length skirt Phoebe was wearing at this time.

But I have to admit that Merlin's choice is more suitable for Phoebe.

The agreed straight guy doesn't know anything about girls' outfits!

Although all of Roxie's equipment needs to be approved by Merlin, Roxie is still a little unwilling to lose to a man in outfits.

So she pulled up Phoebe: "I'll take you to meet the person in charge of designing clothes and ask them to prepare some clothes for you. What kind of clothes do you like?"

Without thinking, Phoebe said, "Cinderella!"

Roxy:?

The female agent froze for a moment before realizing that Phoebe was referring to Cinderella's dress.

Roxy took out his phone, searched for the entry of "Cinderella", and showed Lily James' blue dress in the poster to Phoebe.

"Is that so?"

Phoebe nodded, her gray eyes suddenly lit up, and she looked at Roxie expectantly: "Yeah!"

So cute!

Agent Lancelot, who had always wanted a sister, looked like his heart was about to melt: "You come with me."

So the female employees in the logistics department finally happily welcomed the second female model of Kings/man.

This is what Merlin saw when he came back.

Several girls in charge of designing clothes surrounded Phoebe, Roxy was helping, and Eggsy was sitting on the sofa with a glass of whiskey, commenting on the girls' plans from time to time.

Merlin: "..."

What's the situation, did he stray into "Eggsy's costume design studio"?

And Phoebe, who was standing in the center, was wearing a retro-style blue dress, her skin was whiter than snow, and her long pale golden hair hung down her side.She smiled when she saw Merlin: "Merlin!"

The group of young people stopped immediately.

Merlin: "What are you doing?"

Roxy: "Add something to wear for Phoebe."

Merlin glanced at the dress on Phoebe again: "This is not 'wearable clothing'."

The girls in the logistics department looked at each other.

His words were harsh, but Merlin did not show any signs of anger, which made the subordinates a little confused.

Usually, the onus for enlivening the atmosphere would fall to Eggsy.But before Agent Galahad could make a move this time, Phoebe walked up to Merlin with brisk steps.

She is small, less than a man's shoulders. She is exquisitely dressed and has a handsome face, like a girl who has walked out of a painting.

Phoebe tugged at the hem of her skirt, her gray eyes filled with anticipation: "Pretty good?"

It seemed that Merlin's approval and praise was the most important thing in this world.

Merlin's face subconsciously slowed down a bit.

"It's nice," he twitched his lips. "Blue suits you, Phoebe."

"Merlin likes it!" Phoebe cheered happily.

"However," Merlin changed the subject, "it's not practical."

Not to mention how many opportunities she has to go in and out of formal occasions, even as a dress... the style is a bit old.These girls are also quite romantic, and they directly used the standard styles in the movie - why do they have to modify the style?

Phoebe didn't understand Merlin's thoughts, but she nodded in agreement: "Uncomfortable."

"What?" Merlin asked.

Without saying a word, the girl reached out to the chest of the dress: "It's too tight, it's uncomfortable——"

"—you stop."

With the previous experience, when Phoebe raised her hand, Merlin guessed her next move.The man took the first step to hold Phoebe's hand: "You can't do this in public, Phoebe!"

Phoebe frowned and complained dissatisfiedly: "The lace one is not good, but the cotton one is good."

Roxy: "..."

The girls in the logistics department: "..."

Eggsy, the onlookers, couldn't bear to look straight at him: "I now feel that Wishing Meteor really understands Merlin very well."

Roxy: "What?"

Eggsy: "It's like airborne his nemesis."